![]() Author has written 8 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Tin Man, and Eureka. Note from the crazy girl: My actual bio: I'm a desert rat, born and raised in the very hot state of Arizona, where I love to be. I'm 29, almost 30 (EEK!), and work in insurance. I'm a huge pet lover, and always have tons of them. I'm a major sci-fi geek, and love all things Stargate, everything from the great Joss Whedon, Primeval, Twilight, Bones, Castle and more than I can list here. I've only written a few stories so far, but I'm working on expanding my writing world with more. I read all kinds of stuff, and love all the wonderful authors and stories up here, I'd be lost without this site and all the good stuff on it. I sometimes disappear due to real life and illness, but try to always find my way back. Days in the hospital and morphine are counterproductive to a happy muse... She's currently in a good mood, so I've been going crazy with plot bunnies right now. *g* WIP's as of now: Ships of choice (I'm very random in my ships sometimes. lol) And now I'm rambling, which if you know me at all, is very common! For more insane ramblings, you can follow me on twitter: jess_in_phx. (and if you actually want to hear my randomness, I'm worried about the state of your mental health...) :-D Hope you all enjoy my teeny contributions to the world of fanfiction. Any suggestions and constructive critism are always welcome, but flaming is rude and unnecessary. If you don't like an idea or pairing, don't read it. I post my ships clearly to avoid stuff like that. f you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you're a complete loser, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. HA! Excruciating pain does not hurt me anymore! Oh wait! It still does... OOWWWWW! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you think Hatter looked most dashing when he was bruised and beaten, and hate how he cleans up at the end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve sat and wondered why the eff Jack’s hair changes color AND style after he’s back in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Alice should have got off her lazy butt and helped Hatter when he tried to save her from Mad March, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you fell down (or up...lol) a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile (so annoying! when I tell people I take a class at the gym, their first response is 'yoga?' and I love the look on their face when I say 'no, kickboxing.' lol) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. Peace to all in this wonderful world here. Jess/Samarie |