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Joined 02-01-05, id: 750939, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, and Star Wars.

Old account. It has been dropped. Stories will stay but won't be updated. Sorries!

But for your amusement:

It all started when our uber geek, Adam West, woke up in a foxy forest. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling abnormally stunned, Adam West hit a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he realized that his beloved pineapple was missing! Immediately he called his former lay, Ham Sandwich. Adam West had known Ham Sandwich for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were striking ones. Ham Sandwich was unique. He was easygoing though sometimes a little... stupid. Adam West called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Ham Sandwich picked up to a very sad Adam West. Ham Sandwich calmly assured him that most legless puppies yawn before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually explosively sigh *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Adam West. Why was Ham Sandwich trying to distract Adam West? Because he had snuck out from Adam West's with the pineapple only three days prior. It was a exotic little pineapple... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Adam West got back to the subject at hand: his pineapple. Ham Sandwich yawned. Relunctantly, Ham Sandwich invited him over, assuring him they'd find the pineapple. Adam West grabbed his elephant and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Ham Sandwich realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the pineapple and he had to do it aptly. He figured that if Adam West took the neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket, he had take at least six minutes before Adam West would get there. But if he took the Mystery Machine? Then Ham Sandwich would be really screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Ham Sandwich was interrupted by four annoying platypus that were lured by his pineapple. Ham Sandwich sighed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling puzzled, he aimlessly reached for his ripened avocado and thoughtfully attacked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the secret vineyard, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Mystery Machine rolling up. It was Adam West.

--o0o--

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Big Lots to pick up a 12-pack of potatos, so he knew he was running late. With a careful leap, Adam West was out of the Mystery Machine and went sassily jaunting toward Ham Sandwich's front door. Meanwhile inside, Ham Sandwich was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the pineapple into a box of bananas and then slid the box behind his elephant. Ham Sandwich was exasperated but at least the pineapple was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' Ham Sandwich wildly purred. With a careful push, Adam West opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some annoying coke fiend in a tricked out go kart,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Ham Sandwich assured him. Adam West took a seat excruciatingly close to where Ham Sandwich had hidden the pineapple. Ham Sandwich cringed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Adam West was distracted. A few freaknasty minutes later, Ham Sandwich noticed a funny-smelling look on Adam West's face. Adam West slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Ham Sandwich felt a stabbing pain in his love handle when Adam West asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the pineapple right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A funny-smelling look started to form on Adam West's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's gerbils from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Adam West nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Ham Sandwich could react, Adam West skillfully lunged toward the box and opened it. The pineapple was plainly in view.

Adam West stared at Ham Sandwich for what what must've been six hours. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, Ham Sandwich groped indiscriminately in Adam West's direction, clearly desperate. Adam West grabbed the pineapple and bolted for the door. It was locked. Ham Sandwich let out a electric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Adam West,' he rebuked. Ham Sandwich always had been a little clueless, so Adam West knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Ham Sandwich did something crazy, like... start chucking ripened avocados at him or something. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, he gripped his pineapple tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Ham Sandwich looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Adam West. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame eleven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Adam West. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Ham Sandwich walked over to the window and looked down. Adam West was gone.

--o0o--

Just yonder, Adam West was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Ham Sandwich's place. Adam West had severely hurt his shin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral platypus suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the pineapple. One by one they latched on to Adam West. Already weakened from his injury, Adam West yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of platypuss running off with his pineapple.

But then God came down with His easygoing smile and restored Adam West's pineapple. Feeling puzzled, God smote the platypus for their injustice. Then He got in His curb-jumping ghetto sled (Impala) and jetted away with the fortitude of half a million spotted wolf hamsters running from a oversized pack of 3-legged wallabies. Adam West ran with joy when he saw this. His pineapple was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in four minutes his favorite TV show, America's Next Top Model, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When venomous koalas meet hand grenade'). Adam West was ecstatic. And so, everyone except Ham Sandwich and a few ebola-toting legless puppies lived blissfully happy, forever after.

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The Story of L by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
From his birth to the Kira Investigation, L Lawliet had been set apart from the rest of the world. He's been shunned, he's been hated...he's been loved. This is his story.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 23,165 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - L - Complete
Happy Holidays by pumpkinspice-unicorn reviews
Light is forced to participate in ridiculous holidays every day of December with L. He knows that the detective's always looking for more clues, but...the holidays draw the two together. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,986 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Embracing Ice by Yabou reviews
[SessKago] She had never known his past and had never really wanted to, but its hard to hate someone when you see the truth. If only the well had allowed her to live in the lies she had built up around him, her enemy...Her Sesshoumaru...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,352 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Parody by Bing Bong reviews
Parody of the Half Blood Prince. Crazy, insane, weird, random, jelly, ornange juice, fried chicken, drabble, birds of a feather blah blah blah
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006
Know Your Stars by Starborn73 reviews
Summary inside :P
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005
Art Contest by Starborn73 reviews
Inuyasha and the gang have an art contest! Who will win? R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Anime BreakdowN! by Starborn73 reviews
Everyone gets mixed up when the anime machine breaks down read and review :]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Another for a Mate by loonaboo reviews
She buried her face into her hands and silently wept. 'He hadn't stopped me. He said that he loved me, yet he didn't want me to stay...why'[KagXSess] or is it?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
A Sad Lack of Consonants by fiendish-muse reviews
A PARODY. One day, Sesshoumaru falls madly, deeply, and dangerously in love with Kagome when she is weeping in the woods and becomes determined to have her as his mate. Bad plot twists, bad romance, and generally bad writing ensues.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Your Slave by JediAshes1021 reviews
Sarah gets wished away, 3 years later, by Toby. But he makes the mistake of wishing her away to the Goblin King, not the goblins themselves. Now she is his slave to do everything that the King wishes, forevermore. She promises herself that she will esc
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/19/2005
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
RandomUnexplained Killing at Hogwarts by brigittefitzgerald reviews
I just kill off some unpopular characters from the books, in a funny way though. If you hace a suggestion who I should kill, please review! this is my first time, so please be kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unexpected mates by Honored Countess reviews
Naraku is dead, finally. But in order to kill him, the jewel was shattered once more. Inuyasha left Kagome alone in the woods and she runs into none other then Sesshomaru. So many things happen and many new demons present themselves. Will Sesshomaru and K
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,152 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events by Divine Trinity reviews
[rated for language] The title says it all! Sesshomaru's having some bad days. He gets groped by Miroku, gets a funny curse put on him, and turns into a girly girl! Oh the horror...and funniness! My sick humor...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Youkai Recovery by Zyren reviews
Kagome endures an extremely tramatic ordeal, leaving her with revenge polluting her soul and trusting no man, human or youkai especially. But can a brief stay snowed in in a cabin in the mountains with our favorite youkai begin to repair her tormented hea
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,136 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Good Vs Evil by sns1323 reviews
What would happen is Anakin didn't turn to the dark side? My version of what i wish SW III was. SW III SPOILERS! Also, goes into the future about what happens when Luke and Leia grow up. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Mission: Freak Out Kakashi by Melissa Norvell reviews
CHAPTER 17 POSTED! SakuKakaNaru. Naruto and Sakura take a bet on who can freak out the teacher, but what happens when Sakura gets a little too caught up in the game? mostly KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,183 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
When They Know the Truth by cellorocksmyworld reviews
What will Peter's life be like when his identity is revealed? Moderately AU. CHAPTER 12 UP!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Dance of Fate by Angel of Beauty reviews
Rachel is obsessed with Dracula. She lives in a boarding school for girls. As mysterious invitations for a strange festival arrive terrible things begin to happen. Who is the one behind those events? ch.12 up!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005
Spider's Shell by DemiDevil reviews
Rated for self mutilation and rape. This is kind of an AU but not quite. The Tallest tell Zim the truth, Zim retreats into his mind and only the ones he least expects can save him. WILL NOT BE FINISHED
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Chronicles of a Stormtrooper by LemonyShepard reviews
A situation comedy about three Stormtroopers dealing with insanity, prejudice, homosexuality, and armor that doesn't work! Kinda like Seinfeld in space! Rating just in case.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Stormtroopers
I Can't by manga-ghost reviews
Written for the 100 Themes Challenge. The TARDIS reflects on the Doctor's love for Rose. Because he can't. [Oneshot]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
The Truth by MJ Mink reviews
AU. Complete! As a child, Luke is told the true identity of his father & the knowledge has a traumatic effect. Eventually father & son meet & neither is what the other expected.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,434 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Chained to You by Moonchild0405 reviews
A mad fairy's scheme to melt the ice heart of Sesshoumaru, and poor Kagome is caught in the middle. Now she is chained to Sesshoumaru and the only thing that can break it is for the heart of ice to melt
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Love is Blind by Super Ceech reviews
Love is blind...and deaf...and mute...and stupid! Join us for an indepth look at the...odder pairings of Inuyasha. Cowritten by Spacewolf and Calum the Angel!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,935 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Smile ! You're on Inu Camera ! by Maru-sha reviews
Ch.7 up! Inuyasha finds a video camera and films other members of the gang to see what they do when no one else is around. Prepare for outrageous and insane humor ! May cause asthma attacks, you have been warned !
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Spiderman: Spirit Never Dies by q1120790 reviews
Spiderman, late night crime, and an author hyped up on caffeine can only spell... Wacky adventures. Warning: Your eyes aren't deceiving you and the Story IS as stupid as it appears. See for yourself...Chap 4 up...bout time...
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005
Her Choice by DemonicCatGirl reviews
Kagome makes a selfless wish that backfires on her, leaving her almost completely alone. A KagSesshy fic with no InuYasha or Kikyou bashing gasp KagomeSesshoumaru InuYashaKikyou and MirokuSango
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Riddle's Phantom by Kalia Clyde reviews
Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,946 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape? by Vivien Nimue reviews
A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Catacombs by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Centaur of Attention. Luke's back in Xanth... and he's brought Leia and Boba Fett! But he and his father must confront a menace from Mundania... and Demon XANTH himself.
Crossover - Star Wars & Xanth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,041 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Return to Tokyo Sequel to 'Five Days in Tokyo' by Tamysan reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome return to Tokyo with Rin after Onigumo breaks free from Naruku and unleashes evil youkai in Kagome's time. NEW CHAPTERS! Chapters 7, 8, and 9! updated: Oct.13, 2005.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Across The Boundaries of Time by Zoink87 reviews
HG and Tom Riddle .... Time Travel Fic. Hermione goes back in time in the hopes of saving the future. Review! Chapter 9 is up but its quite small im afraid.. I'm super busy! I'm really sorry! I promise for sure by the end of october I'll have a nice beefy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,954 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Dark Destiny by Mad Love Dreamer reviews
Vader has a vision of his future children and sets out on a mission to find the women who is destined to be his wife.Being Revised.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Darth Vader
Shippo, Rin and the Magic Remote by sesshoumaruismine reviews
when Kagome accidentally brings a remoteto the feudal era within minutes, her, sango, miroku, inuyasha and Sesshoumaru end up in a box of moving pictures. Nothing like this ever seen, Shippo and Rin decide to see what else this rectangle can do. first fan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
To Be One's Brother by Rebecca the Eccentric Crackpot reviews
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha switch bodies. How do they fix this? Insanity seems to rule the day. Will they have to work... TOGETHER? Find out, and read my story... REVIEW!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Kikyo's Painful Memories by Mireou reviews
We all know how Kagome feels but we nevr stop to think about Kikyos feelings. She lost her sister, Inuyasha, her life. She believed to be betrayed by her only love. Nothing turned out as it was suppose to.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Inuyasha, Kikyou
Luke, I am your Mushroom by RandomnessRox reviews
What happens when Padme walks in on Anakin chopping up a mushroom? Disaster. A very prolonged disaster. Rated T because T is cool. R&R! COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Fangs of a Vampire by RaaiSesshyFan reviews
[SessKag][Sesshomaru is a vampire, Inuyasha proposed to Kagome and she accepted, Sesshomaru saved her one night]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Never Lie, The Cookie Does by Winter Oak reviews
It is ObiWan's birthday and some friends gather for a small party. Little did they know that with a little help from Yoda, some innocent little fortune cookies would cause complete chaos throughout the apartment and ruin everything. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Princess of the sea by ifylapeach reviews
Seto meets a very strange lady whom looks like Tea very well but is not her. Where did she come from? Could it be Tea's past self? Besides, Seto was a sorcerer in his past life...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G.
Sick and Tired of all that SITH by Cmdr. Gabe E reviews
Darth Sidious, Count Dooku and the returning Darth Maul realize that they’re UTTERLY BORED with their lives. SO Palpatine, aka Sidious, becomes the NICEST guy in the universe, Dooku becomes a hiphop punk wanna and Maul desires to become the next Shakesp
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005
May the Best Jedi Win by SireenC reviews
This is a purely humor fic that was written by me and my little sister. ObiWan, Anakin, Mace, and Yoda decide to have a contest of the unusual variety...And ObiWan will do anything to win. Will it cost him his sanity?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Anakin's Reactions by ChibiAngel386 reviews
Just something I threw together randomly. Anakin's 'alternate' reactions to finding out about Padme's pregnancy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
We Are All Made of Stars by J. Riot reviews
Callia Antilles is in love with a young Boba Fett, but he is more interested in avenging his father's death than settling down.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/16/2003
Last Night of Innocence by bluemoongirl27 reviews
AU Takes place from the fire place confession scene in Attack of the Clones and beyond. Anakin and Padme decide to continue the evening by exploring the Naboo lake retreat. They go on they're own little excursion.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
A Midsummer Night's Chaos by Kenya Starflight reviews
An Eye of the Storm story. Luke and Trapper go to the movies, Boba Fett accepts a contract on an unusual bounty hunt, and Darth Vader gets drafted into a most unpleasant assignment... babysitting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Great Grill Off! by Smenzer reviews
Luke and Vader enter a barbeque contest! Story also features Han and Palpatine. Zany crazy summer fun!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Vader's Personal Secretary by Rostand reviews
She's ruthless, efficient, stylish, evil - she's Darth Vader's personal secretary.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Darth Vader
Vader's Problem by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Sith have a new enemy - but at least Vader's got new robes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Darth Vader
Dear Diary by Centauri Cruxis Angel reviews
The views and thoughts of our favourite Feudal Gang, of their everyday problems...“Kikyo, me and InuYasha get it on sooo good that…you…well, can’t…get it that good…from…Sesshomaru’s ‘horny’ dragon…yeah, that’s right Play-Doh woman! Love and Kisses Kagome”
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Inuyasha
Vader meets a Small Fuzzy Alien by Aldaron Moonfaling reviews
as the title suggests Vader Meets a Small Fuzzy Alien.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Darth Vader, Han S.
High School Sucks by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
.:Complete:. Inuyasha’s life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,998 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Toothpaste by Quiggibub reviews
Kagome brings back a tube of toothpaste to the Feudal Era. She really should know Inuyasha takes what she says literally...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Sentimental Thrill by Sealink reviews
Lex finds herself six months out from the incident in Antarctica, when Scar comes back. Sequel to Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo giftfic. PWP, oneshot. Rated for sexual situations.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Ever Unforgiven by Camudekyu reviews
In the aftermath of her losses, Kagome is placed under the care of none other than the Demon Lord himself. Who would have expected Sesshomaru to be the one to teach her the difference between forgiveness and redemption?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,522 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Feature Commentary 3 by etherealfire reviews
What would a DVD feature commentary with Dracula, Van Helsing, Anna, and Carl be like? Rating may change later for content.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Utter Doom, or Something Like it by Seaouryou reviews
Sesshoumaru hates Tenseiga. A lot. He also hates his father, his brother, humans, unnecessary thinking, and shrill girls in miniskirts. Fate has never been overly kind to Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Popeyes by CrazyGirl3 reviews
Why is InuYasha having a problem getting food from Popeyes? R&R please!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 8/16/2003
True Love! by RaquelSimone reviews
Jaken finds himself fallings in love with Kikyo of all people! Will he be able to make her feel the same way? Or will the dead Miko squish him like the toad he is? One shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Kikyou - Complete
Shippo's Revenge by medlii reviews
Sick of being picked on by his friends, Shippo finds creative ways to get back at them. R&R! Chapter 7 is up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005
The Black Rose by Yukuria101 reviews
Seshomaru needs kagome..but why? Who is pharo and lilly? What! Naraku isn't dead but now there is some one even stronger out there....Story is a lot better then summary please RR
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
TITANIC by Krystellia reviews
COMPLETE! Its the titanic! Its really 45 pages, but I put it all of one page. ITS SAD! Kaginu MirSan SessRin KikWall (youll see!) So its done, but all on one page. more chappys! REVIEW
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Project 59 by RecessionBlue reviews
It's Dib & Zim's freshman year, and a mysterious maroon-eyed girl named Raye learns the truth about Zim. Who will win? Who will kiss who? Who will eat Gir's cake? All answers will be revealed! Shiver in fear! CELEBRATING 1 WHOLE YEAR OF PROJECT 59!WHOO!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,905 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003
Truth or dare by RaquelSimone reviews
This is a truth or dare fic. What would happen if the InuYasha gang and some Harry Potter characters were stuck in the room of requirement? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Centaur of Attention by Kenya Starflight reviews
A Star WarsXanth crossover. Vader and Luke are transported into a bizarre fantasy land via computer game. No knowledge of Xanth required to enjoy this story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Xanth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,886 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Liquid Fire by corrupted-innocent reviews
ON HIATUS. An AU fic following after the first movie. Evy/Ardeth, so don't say I didn't warn you...
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Evelyn C., Ardeth B.
The Struggles Of Love by Seth-the-lonely-soul reviews
Love is a very complex thing, is it not? Two people are going through a bad breakup... They yearn for one another, yet, over and over again, they've hurt one another. COMPLETE SetoTea NONYAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,861 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
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A Tale of Adventure and Mystery reviews
Oneshot, parody. Sesshomaru writes a letter to his brother explaining why his mother has never been seen.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2006
My Will reviews
100 years before Kagome was in Feudal Japan, Sesshomaru met a boy from a distant land. There was a reason for Sesshomaru acting coldly to others... Yet none knew why. Zelda crossover.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Sesshomaru
Cereal Adventures reviews
The Inuyasha characters confront different cereals and their mascots. Will our heros be victorious, or will they be defeated by Toucan Sam and Captain Crunch?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Star Wars Journals reviews
Basically the journals of the chracters from Star Wars. But not exactly what you'd suspect. 'Is that a ship? IT MUST BE THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' Anakin and Darth Vader's Journal up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005
Humans vs Demons reviews
Naraku's trying to take over the universe, humans and demons are fighting, how's a secret group of humans and demons gonna stop him? Better than what summary says.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005
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