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Joined 02-02-05, id: 751405, Profile Updated: 02-28-11
Author has written 29 stories for Fruits Basket, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, 1984, Tsubasa Chronicle, Lord of the Flies, Ouran High School Host Club, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Yu-Gi-Oh, xxxHOLiC, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

It's time to turn a new leaf. It's just that simple. I haven't died, I just changed. New interests, new skills, new leaf. Simple, no? My interests have gone from YYH to Kingdom Hearts, and I will be mainly writing for my OT3, RikuxKairixSora. So I stick my tongue out at you Kairi bashers and anit-yaoi KH fans, because if that's not canon romance, then nothing is. Of course, RikuxSora really doesn't turn up all that much until KH2, so if you haven't played that, you really wouldn't know, I guess. And now, Naruto can be added to that as my main fandom, since

--That was from like... a year ago...--


A little about me:

Name: Audrey (not as in the man-eating plant from the musical Little Shop of Horrors, thankyouverymuch)

Age: 19

Location: USA

Writing style: Introspective, character profiling. Use of lots of metapors and superfluous words like superfluous.

Manga/Anime In Alphabetaical Order (favorites bolded and/or underlined):

Cowboy Bebop
Hunter x Hunter
Tennis no Oujisama
Tsubasa Chronicle
Wild Adapter/ Executive Comittee
Yami no Matsuei

Huh... I could've sworn it was a longer list.

RANTS (because boy oh boy, do I have a whole mess of misplaced anger right now):

ANGST: IS NOT A GENRE! Oh. My. God. What is wrong with fangirls? Why is there so much of this crap? Get it through your heads, people. Angst is an emotion, or at times a verb. It ain't. A bloody. GENRE. It's like saying, "Oh, did you see that new movie? It's a fabulous romance/happy film," or "I think Stephen King writes the best afraid books." You see? It doesn't work. You have horror, drama, and tragedy to choose from, don't use angst!

And even if you do decide to write an angsty story, why? What is the obsession with rape and cutting and suicide on this site? Jesus Christ people, it's not pretend. First of all, most characters who are displayed in fanfiction as cutters/rape victims/suicidal would never actually be that way in the canon. DO NOT SCREW WITH MY FAVORITE STORIES JUST TO ACHIEVE YOUR EMO FANGIRL DREAM. IF YOU DO, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A SPORK AND BLEACH AND KILL YOU DEAD. It's old, people. All these stories are the same. Get a new angle, for Christ's sake (and if that new angle happens to be anorexia/bulimia, I swear I will make your life miserable). The other problem with these stories is that most of the wirters have no idea what they're talking about. How many people do you think really cut themselve, hm? Do you know how much that fucking hurts? Do you really understand the pain that goes with it? Cutters don't just one day decide, "Ho-hum, I'm bored and my life sucks, I think I'll stab with a razor blade and watch it bleed until I pass out." Rape victims can have serious psychological instability, of a variety of symptoms, one of the most common being denial. NOBODY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEIR RAPIST. DON'T BE STUPID. Or, even if they weren't raped, but just beaten and so on so forth. Same deal, people. Your screwing with serious mental disorders, and you're offending people who really have them.

CHARACTER BASHING: IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AND DISPRESPECTFUL. Don't like a character? Fine, that's your choice. Nobody is going to like everyone all the time. It's perfectly human. However, this does not mean that everyone else agrees with you, and it certainly does not mean that you suddenly have the right to completely canon!rape a character so only their bad sides show!

You cannot possibly understand how disrespectful it is to the author, either. Anyone who has created an original story should know. Authors don't put real time and effort into creating a character, molding it from the bottom up and giving it a name, for no good reason.;

Also, I forgot to mention before, please, anyone, feel free to contact me! I love it when it happens, though it's happened to me once so far, and chance are, if you want to be, I would like to be your friend. My AIM is SabakunoDiae (shut up) and my email/MSN account is

Thanks again to everyone who reads, reviews, adds to favorites, or C2s. It means the world to me, mwah!

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Empty Bottles reviews
/'You look good in red.'/ Even China had his limits, and Russia pushed too much. Eventually, someone was going to break, and China wasn't going to let it be him. RussiaChina. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - China, Russia
Unending Sleep reviews
Sometimes, Watanuki needs a little help waking up. One-shot. DouWata and some weird sort-of YuuWata. Contains spoilers for the manga.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Apple Tree reviews
In which Murata is sick of Shinou meddling, Shinou is sick of being lectured, and history seems to repeat itself. Of family, friends, and lovers. Oneshot. ShinouxMurata, background Yuuram, implied ShinouxRufus, ShinouxDaikenja, and LawrencexRufus.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Murata K., Shinou - Complete
Cigarette Black reviews
Temari, Shikamaru, and the aftermath of the death of a mentor. Everything tastes cigarette black. Oneshot. ShikaTema. Spoilers for the Japanese manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Querulous Approach reviews
The boy is oblivious, the girl is compunctious, the witch is scheming, and hitsuzen, quite frankly, can go suck it. Doumeki is unsatisfied with his role in the greater scheme of things. Oneshot. Light DouWata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Reality Is reviews
Doumeki thinks Yuuko is a liar. It's Yuuko's job to set him straight. Oneshot, hints of DouWata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - S. Doumeki, Yuuko I. - Complete
Grand Hotel reviews
The year is 1928. The place is Tokyo. The richest in Asia stay at Grand Hotel, but with so much money comes many dark secrets. Everyone's hiding something, and not even all their money can pay the price. Many pairings inside: het, slash, and femslash.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Yami Yūgi
Name Game reviews
[Maybe after four thousand years, he's going senile.] The one thing he can no longer remember is the one thing he swore he'd never forget. So, Your Highness Daikenja Murata Ken of Shin Makoku, what's in a name? [Oneshot, Muratacentric, implied slash.]
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Divi Sion reviews
The tide is coming in, the game has new rules, and the road ahead is filled with bumps. Kaoru loves his brother, but he won't be left behind. Oneshot. Onesided HikaruxHaruhi, implied Twincest if you squint or want to see it. Kaorucentric.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Of Course reviews
Tamaki always keeps his promises, and Kyouya only has one to make. A look at the past, present, and far into the future. Oneshot. TamakixHaruhi, onesided KyouyaxTamaki. Kyouyacentric. UFO Best of Fandom OHSHC 1st prize and Member's Choice winner.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Family Skeleton reviews
The Host Club, Kyouya thinks, is one big, happy, incestuous family. HunnyxMori, twincest, TamakixHaruhi. Kyouyacentric. Oneshot. 2nd place winner: Best of OHSHC Fandom, Universal Fanfiction Open.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
From Dusk Till Dawn reviews
[Fai thinks that if he truly were blind, he’d be seeing from the other man’s eyes.] Dreams thrive in the night, granting their owners any wish and all their wants. But they're still just dreams, and come morning those fantasies are gone. KuroFai, oneshot
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Land of Make Believe reviews
[Shut. UP.] Having fallen into a world where people have body parts they shouldn't, armor is fashionable, and everyone is far too happy, Kurogane fails to share the cheer, and Fai's bizarre sexual innuendo really isn't helping. Twoshot, KxF, side SxS.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Dream Catcher reviews
[Naive little boy, not even your dreams can save you now.] When Simon faints, the Lord of the Flies follows him into his dream, and taunts him with the inevitable. Oneshot, genfic, Simoncentric.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Of Giving and Taking reviews
[You're dying, aren't you?] It's hard to depend on someone to live. It's harder to be the person they depend on. Oneshot, KuroxFai, spoilers for AcidTokyo.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Blind reviews
[We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if we had no eyes.] In one way or another, every Uchiha is blind. Oneshot, genfic. Uchihacentric, Tobito theory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Not Love At All reviews
[This won't last forever.] Because as soon as one of them fell in love, the whole thing would shatter. KuroxFai, oneshot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Birthday reviews
One by one, everyone grows up a year at a time. A series of drabbles centered around seven of the rookie nine. Genfic. King of all angst Sasuke added, wondering about his family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006
Devotion and Desire reviews
Deidara finds his days at Akatsuki long and boring, but, ironically, they seem to pass faster in the company of a man who yearns for forever. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Bushy Eyebrows and Giant Foreheads reviews
It wasn't a storybook romance, but that was okay. To be frank, he was never Prince Charming, and she was never Princess Damsel in Distress. That was how they liked it. Series of oneshots for the 30 Flowers lj community. SakuLee.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R.
To Fight Our Destiny reviews
Before the chuunin exam finals, Naruto and Hinata have an interesting conversation that leads to some other interesting thing. A 'What If' story. Oneshot, NaruHina, fluff, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sempai Sensei reviews
There are times when Tobi can't look at Deidara. If he recognizes that these are memories of a life now passed, he makes no sign of it. Oneshot, drabble, Tobito theory.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Torune, Deidara - Complete
Thy Hypocrisy reviews
The world is full of hypocrites, and Hidan and Kakuzu are the only ones who understand it. Slight KakuHidan if you squint, preseries, probably assuming they meet preseries. Oneshot, kind of slashy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Humpty Dumpty reviews
Oneshot, Tobito theory, Deidara POV. But then I remind myself that this isn’t the Uchiha any more, and he never will be again. This is Tobi, blundering, bumbling Tobi. A shell of the man he once was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Deidara, Torune - Complete
The Year reviews
A set of song lyrics written in response to an English project. I'm rather proud of them, but hey, you decide.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Was, Is, Will Not reviews
Things are not always as they seem. Perhaps, when one's profession is based upon lies and deceptions, it is best not to make any assumptions at all. Oneshot, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Liaison's Special Diplomacy reviews
Shikamaru's been sent to Suna to... well, to be honest, he's not really sure what he's doing there, but the point is that Temari is his guide. Oneshot, ShikamaruTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Tough Decisions reviews
Kairi believes it isn't fair that she has to choose between the two boys she loves more than anything in the world, and wonders if she really even has to. RKS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Kairi - Complete
Superiority Complex reviews
Oneshot. A look into the life of the person cursed the most, and how they came to be. A look into the existence of Akito Sohma.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Akito S., Ren S. - Complete