Anti-Form Sora
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Joined 02-02-05, id: 751413, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 23 stories for Cyborg 009, Kingdom Hearts, Psychonauts, and Harry Potter.

WHO AM I? I am Anti-Form Sora
GENDER: Clucky chickity
WHAT DO I LIKE? I like cheese, anime, and reading.
BEST QUOTE I'VE HEARD/READ: You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand.
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HI! Sorry to all the people who are waiting for some of my stories not being updated. I've been having the worst ever writers block and my internet's been down. Sorry for any inconvinence.


THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME:
1. I like to try to update often.
2. If I have a story marked as complete, that doesn't mean that I'm never going to update again.
3. I have random spells of Insomnia, so that makes me have random ideas for stories.
4. I like randomness.
5. I like music.
6. I have way too much time on my hands
7. Some of the best people I know are bisexuals/homosexuals.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


SECTION ONE: The “Favorite” Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Um… that would be Demyx because my friends call me "Demyx" all the time instead of by my real name
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Larxene I guess. I don't really know. There wasn't all that many good origional KH girls...
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Sora because he’s so childish and slow.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Naminé because she doesn’t care about Sora. At the end of KH:ReCom, she tries to make herself seem so pathetic even after the fact she told everyone that she tampered with his memory about being his girl.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
The Space Paradox. That world looks just too cool to be true!
6. Least Favorite World?
The Pride Lands because you have to fight as a lion and you can only use one Keyblade, and both Atlantica’s because the first one was hard to move in and the second time was a lot like the finger version of DDR.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Bond of Flame.
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
The space arrows Xigbar uses because they can track you.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Mushu!
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Um… I would have to say either the red or blue one.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Axel and Marluxia because I love yaoi couples that have rough sexual intercourse. And because my birthday is on AkuMarlu Day! :D xD
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Saix and Riku because that doesn’t even make sense.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Xemnas and Sora.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Saix and Riku.
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
The fact that you can’t skip scenes in KH1, that you have to go back to Atlantica, you have to go to the Pride Lands as a lion cub, and I didn’t like that Halloween Town was so dark.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Um…Riku. He has awesome abilities.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!
I don’t know it, so I’m going to say I don’t believe it.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Hellz no! he has more fashion sense than anybody!
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Um… if he didn’t have that weird voice to pair up with him, that I would say yes.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Yep.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
I would say Olette. She’s more for Roxas than Naminé.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Um… I’m not sure?
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Yes. I ended up watching the clips online.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, which would it be?
Zexion because I can’t be away from the presence of a book for more than five minutes.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Zexion again because we’re both quite yet we can be loud if we want to.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I was sitting in my German 2 class and there were a bunch of kids staring out the window, so my teacher got up and started closing the blinds. Everybody was saying “No! Don’t do that! I’m afraid of the dark! Don’t do it!” I said, “I’m not afraid of the darkness.” And did a little Cid hand-motion
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, whom would you like to cosplay as?
I want to cosplay as Zexion because he’s my favorite.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
When Sora fell down and cried when he found Riku.
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Xemnas and Luxord. Both took me five times to beat.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The sexy-ass villains.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
Pence.
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Both are good, but I’d have to go with the “emo”.
33. Riku or Roxas?
Riku.
34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas.
35. Axel or Demyx?
Um…. Ever since I’ve seen Demyx Time on youtube, I like Demyx.
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Larxene.
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
Both are good, but I’d say AkuRoku.
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Zemyx because that’s my two fave characters
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
Soku.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream!
42. Cloud or Leon?
Leon because he can shoot fire.
43. CloTi of Clerith?
Cleirth.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Um, Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)
Zexion, Axel, Demyx and Riku. Those are also my top four bad boys.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Fullmetal Alchemist and Cyborg 009 with KH. That would be interesting to see.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Sora/Roxas, Roxas/Cloud, Sora/Leon, Riku/Xemnas/Xehanort/Ansem, Luxord/Ansem the Wise, Kairi/Olette
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
358/2 Days because you can fight with Zexion’s literature!
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH1 because there’s betrayal between Riku and Sora during 98 of the game, and then Sora regains Kairi, looses her and Riku at the end. Basically I like KH1 because of the drama.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The fact that there is darkness in each and there’s good kinds of drama in them.


I. Xemnas:

[ ] You are the leader most of the time.
[ ] You like black.
[ ] You wished/wish you were someone else.
[ ] You don't listen to others.
[ ] You like doing research.
TOTAL: O

II. Xigbar:

[x] You have bad eyesight.
[x] You like throwing things at others when angry.
[ ] You wish you were able to teleport.
[x] You wear your hair in a ponytail.
[ ] You have/wish you had a gun.
TOTAL: 3

III. Xaldin

[x] You like windy days.
[ ] You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
[ ] You like dragons.
[ ] You have/like dreadlocks.
[ ] You've tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 1

IV. Vexen

[x] You are disrespected by the young ones (fricken kids >>)
[ ] Someone has already considered you a traitor.
[ ] You are the oldest of your group
[ ] You like experiments.
[ ] You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexaeus
[x] You are not very talkative.
[x] You like brain games
[x] People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
[ ] You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
[ ] You are very strong, physically speaking
TOTAL: 3

VI. Zexion

[x] You love reading.
[x] You are not very sociable
[ ] You are one of the shortest of your group.
[x] You have a very sensible nose.
[ ] You like to elude others.
TOTAL: 3

VII. Saïx

[x] You have double-personality issues.
[x] You are more active during night rather than day.
[ ] You like werewolves.
[ ] Your superior trusts you.
[ ] You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel

[x] You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
[x] You care deeply for your best friends.
[ ] You are a two-face when you need to be.
[ ] You don't like when people don't remember your name.
[ ] You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 2

IX. Demyx
[x] You like music.
[ ] You know how to play a guitar.
[ ] You like rainy days.
[x] You like swimming.
[x] You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 3

X. Luxord

[ ] You like playing cards.
[ ] You like to gamble.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold.
[ ] You have stolen money from others.
[ ] You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL:

XI. Marluxia

[ ] You like pink.
[x] You like flowers.
[ ] You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
[ ] You were betrayed by someone.
[x] You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 2

XII. Larxene

[ ] You're the only female on your group.
[ ] You like storms
[ ] You're pretty agile.
[ ] You like to mock others.
[x] You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 1

XIII. Roxas

[x] You love ice cream.
[x] You are the youngest of your group
[ ] You think people are hiding something from you
[x] You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
[ ] You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 3

Results: Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, Xigbar, Lexaeus


FML QUOTES

Today, I brought my car into the dealers to get fixed. The drivers side was letting a lot of air in and I thought something was wrong with the door. I paid 50 for them to roll up the window. FML.

Today, after a trip to my doctor, I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects ofmenopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML.

Today I woke up and noticed my son was not in his bedroom. Thinking he ran away, I reported him missing and called all my relatives. After 3 hours, my son walks in the door. He was at his friends house where I dropped him off last night. My 14-year-old told me to lay off the vadka. FML.

Today, I took my girlfriend to the fair so I could propose. We finally got to the top of the ferris wheel, and I popped the question. She said no. The ferris wheel broke down. Most awkward hour of my life. FML.

Today, my aunt came... into the world. My 67 year old grandfather married a 24 year old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt... who is 18 years younger than me. FML.

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML.

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch". Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The BItch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML.

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It's only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss is looking straight at me. FML.

Today, to my delight, I dsicovered that there is a security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago, I masterbated. FML.

Today, thinking I'm being very generous, I lend my jacket to my new co-worker. I maybe should have checked my pockets before. I'm not sure that the fact of having 3 different flavors of condoms made a good impression. FML.

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML.

Today, I fell asleep on the train. When I woke up, everybody was staring at me with a strange smile. I'll probably never know what I did. FML.

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML.

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way, I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar, I realized I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML.

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday." FML.

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML.

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The host show had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that. It's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML.

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My boyfriend brought the cake a little bit into my party. After shoving some in my face, he tells me it's ice cream cake. He's allegric to wheat and wanted to be able to eat some. I'm lactose intolerant. I had to be hospitalized. Happy birthday. FML.

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML.

Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my "metal stick" was not a weapon. I'm partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML.

Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML.

Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but he left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh shit, I didn't mean to call her!" FML.

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say "hi" to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML.

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML.

Today, I was babysitting and the little boy asked me if I was jealous of my neighbor. I answered "No, why?" He said "Because Anna is a lot prettier than you." Anna is 60 years old. I'm 14. FML.

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML.

Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50 of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got a 60. She said I would have had a 100, except for the giant coffee stain. FML.

Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my Ipod was "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML.

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar cell phone on the floor by mistake and it shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call." and laughed. FML.

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML.

Today, my parents, who are divorsed, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the 60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML.

Today, I filled out a "perfect job placement" test where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was "Dishwasher". FML.

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbors car. FML.

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disqusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, than said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML.

Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my "learning disorder". I don't have a learning disorder. FML.

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My Son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML.

Today, I volunteered to be auctioned off for charity. I went for 3. FML.

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML.

Today, I had to give a speach on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML.

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML.

Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML.

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML.

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that was too cruel of a dare. FML.

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML.

Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML.

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML.

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party". Then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML.

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up, I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML.

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol and how she should not give into peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML.

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML.

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML.

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "insufficient funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML.

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML.

Today at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML.

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and than realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML.

Today, I was driving to work and I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. I tried to look cool as I pretended to talk on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML.

Today, I was working my job at Sephora when I overheard two women talking. One of them asked her friend, "Is being pretty a requirement to work here?" Her friend turned to see me, turned back to her friend and said, "I guess not." FML.

Today, I was uploading photos to my Facebook, when I suddenly realised that I accidentally uploaded a naked photo of myself. Panicking, I rushed to delete it, just as my computer crashed majorly. A few hours later, 400 "friends" have already "liked" the photo. FML.

Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like is telling all of their friends. FML.

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML.

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML.

Today, I was minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML.

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML.

Today, in Biology, my teacher had asked me what "any living thing" was. Instead of saying "Organism", I blurted out "Orgasm". Which, as I might add, is now my new nickname. FML.

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML.

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML.

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML.

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from the Lion King where Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML.

Today, I was walking down the hall from the living room. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML.

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML.

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML.

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML.

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend. I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms. At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML.

Today, I threw a paper ball into a recycling bin backwards. I don't know what's more sad: the fact that that was my highlight of my life, or I had been practicing to make that shot every day for 3 years. FML.

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML.

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML.

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML.

Today, I went to a club with my friends. I told my mom that I was going to come back home at 3:00 A.M. At 3:15 A.M., my mom comes to the club, with two cops, wearing pyjamas, shouting my name and telling me to come back home. FML.

Today, I was sitting on my bed drinking YooHoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML.

Today, my little 6 and 7 year old cousins came to visit my family house. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML.

Today, my house got robbed while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML.

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I looked at the ticket and saw my name. He used my licence. FML.

Today, whilst I was driving, a speed camera flashed me. I was not over the speed limit, so I turned around and went past it again even slower, again it flashed me. Confused I did again, it flashed. Finding this funny, I drove past again at snail's pace. Only later receiving four fines for no seatbelt. FML.

Today, I was babysitting a six-year-old boy. He thought it would be funny to take off all his clothes and dance around the room. He then decided to sit on my lap and continue dancing. It was a Saturday night and I was getting a lap dance by a six-year-old. FML.

Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning, she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML.

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harrasment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it". And he went back to reading. FML.

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML.

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML.

Today, I was working my pizza delivery job, I got a 45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML.

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving to fast. FML.

Today, I started my first day at work. I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I asked what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML.

Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML.

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged to the family that owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML.

Today, I heard my sister masterbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML.

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I than watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML.

Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML.

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML.

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML.

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and the blow up "people" they found in my room. FML.

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML.

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over 3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML.

Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy in a fake British accent. FML.

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML.

Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarted. FML.

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped. I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften my fall. The fence was electric. FML.

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone was staring at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML.

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML.

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML.

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotional type) had called me, crying. When I got there, soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML.

Today, I asked my boyfriend, while he was eating potato chips, if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML.

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" Of course I said no. To that, my 6-year-old sitting in the back screamed "Yes he did! He's lying! I saw him drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML.

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr. IT Guy was still connected. FML.

Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML.

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say "Will you marry me" a bird shat on my head. FML.

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML.

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML.

Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML.

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML.

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML.

Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML.

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML.

Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML.

Today, while eating breakfast, my dog decided to raid my room and bought down my vibrator and placed it onto my mums lap. The whole family was there. I've never turned a brighter shade of red in all my life. FML.

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I than proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML.

Today, I daringly tried that fish bath thingy (the one where all the fish come to you and eat all of your skin's dead cells). I submerged into it and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, 20 of the fish died. FML.

Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh... Thats actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML.

Today, I was teaching my Chinese students spoken English when they got into a heated argument. When I finally got their attention, I told them to continue the argument in English. They were arguing over my bra size. They are all female teenagers. They than asked me to show them my bra. FML.

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML.

Today, I was in a chatroom, speaking to a girl. We liked each other and got on well. She told me that she had dumped her boyfriend because he was such a bastard. 20 minutes later, we sent each other our photoes... it was my ex. FML.

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML.

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML.

Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML.

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML.

Today, while shaving, I cut myself... with the blade protector. FML.

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink witha pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said smilingly, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML.

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He than added that I had fallen off of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML.

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML.

Today, my dad said, "Who are you texting? Mom?" I said "Dad, I'm not that much of a loser." I then looked down and remembered I was texting my uncle. I then looked at my inbox. The people down the list were Mom, Dad, Uncle Dave, and one from Dean, the president math club saying I was a nerd. FML.

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping, and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML.


COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES THAT YOU BELIEVE ARE FALSE
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.


If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you've walked into a wall and apologised to it, paste this to your profile
"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and phsycos, copy and paste this onto your profile.


SOMEONE WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH SCRABBLE HAS MADE THESE UP!!

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER


DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE


MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

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Fairy Bells by Aria6 reviews
Axel goes out to buy porn and ends up with something he did not expect... his very own fairy sex pet! How can tiny fairies be a sexual pet? Well, there are enhancements... Axel/Roxas, please read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tickled Pink by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
It's Halloween at Hogwarts, and two lovers have tricks planned for each other...hard yaoi!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Three Men and a Marly by EbonyKittyCat552 reviews
Marluxia's boyfriend decides to try something new... - YAOI, threesome/foursome, bondage, toys - Marluxia/Sephiroth/Axel/Reno
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sephiroth, Marluxia - Complete
Possesive Love by AliceStrangely reviews
Riku's always been in control. But what's the true story hidden behind close doors? SoraxRiku YAOI intense BDSM
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Delicious Punishment by Sharzam reviews
Another indecent request from Roxas pretty much drives Axel off the edge. Rated M, AkuRoku slash, yaoi, smut, spanking, blindfolding.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dysfunctional: Organization 13 Edition by ToxicNeedles reviews
The organization members have a hard time with the real world. all 13 members will have a chapter. Wanna see what happens to them? Rated M for serious adictions such as Drugs and Gambling. sorry for the bad summary
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Zexion
Delicacy by ShiniBarton reviews
Food tastes a lot better when you share it with a loved one. -YAOI-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Saïx - Complete
Purr for Me by UKELICIOUS reviews
“Master..? What about din-ah!-ner?” “I was thinking of having dessert first..”... RikuxCat!Sora - lemon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Just a Friendly Game of Strip Poker by Azurela reviews
Marluxia and Luxord are bored, so they decided to play a friendly game of strip-poker. Vexen, who is minding his own business, gets roped in.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Luxord, Vexen - Complete
Fate of nobody by Murderous Fuck reviews
So, it’s about Kingdom Hearts 2. Main characters are Saix and Xemnas…YES IT IS YAOI STORY…VERY HARDCORE ONE TOO! This story contains very strong language and gay sex…read it on your own responsibility. SORRY BAD ENGLISH AND BAD CHARACTERS! I hate Sora!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Trick of the Devil by ApollodoraTheExplorer reviews
An alternate ending to the 2001 series of Cyborg 009. It's gonna be long. I still like the one they had but I felt it was a bit anticlimatic given all the characters had done. Thus, here's my new end to things. May not bear any semblance the the original.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007
Fire Burns All by Izzy-Lawliet reviews
One-shot. Spoilers KHII. Axel always loved the thirteenth organization member, even when he walked away for the last time. What if when Roxas left, it all happened differently?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Akuroku Day by Schizzar reviews
Axel and Roxas's third year anniversary is coming up and Roxas has no idea what to do! But then he gets and idea! Happy AkuRoku day! Lemons, limes, and yaoi!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Shy Spy by kurosora1984 reviews
Not all perverted spies watching you change at night are unwelcome.... AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2008
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Flowers and Vines by Morgana Maeve reviews
Axel.Marluxia::Adult Themes: It's amazing what vines can be forced to do.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
Leather by thothlover reviews
It's Demyx's turn to be on top xD YAOI don't like, don't read!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/13/2008 - [Demyx, Saïx] - Complete
We're Different, Hated by Kasai-no-Kitsune reviews
AU, oneshot ::If his life was meaningless, if it was just going to be taken, then he wanted his life to end on his terms, not someone else's.:: DARK FIC! Character death & suicide, yaoi, AkuRoku, mentions of Riku/Sora. PWP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Nyctophobia by Kaoru Gal reviews
You’re wrong, Riku. The darkness may destroy my body, but it can’t touch my heart.' 'No, Sora. You’re the one who’s wrong. Darkness corrupts all, heart and body. If you don’t believe me I can show you.' RikuxSora graphic rape, yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Bondage by Jander Panell reviews
Axel may not have been Zexion's first time, but Axel has other ways of owning Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zexion, Axel - Complete
You fell from grace to find me? by Damocles and Everto reviews
Just how far will Axel sink to get Roxas back? AkuSora that develops into AkuRoku with hints of SoRiku. Lemons ahoy. :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Remember This Feeling by kellegirl reviews
Axel wants Roxas to remember him and has an idea of how to make him. Honestly it's a pure lemon and my first at that. Heavy M rating. Oneshot, Axel x Roxas, yaoi, lemon. Please review
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A trick for a treat by X-Sparker reviews
2007 Halloween oneshot! KH yaoi citrisy lemon, pairings include AkuRoku, SoraRiku and Zemyx. So, who wants to go to the haunted house?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Just Another Zemyx Bondage Fic by PenNameIsZipper reviews
Zexion comes back after a two month mission, this is what happens after he comes back. VERY DETAILED YAOI WARNING! ZexionDemyx If you don't like it than don't read it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Lessons In Threes by GlitteryCloud reviews
Riku has had enough and stays with Cloud and Leon for a couple of days. While there he learns some lessons that change him in a certain way. Yaoi! RikuXLeon, CloudXLeon, CloudXLeonXRiku! Cloud as seme again!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Riku, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
All Around Emo by tragicpoet54 reviews
Zexion is tired of being followed, so he decides to give everyone what they want. He has no idea what trouble he's started. Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Xigbar, Vexen eventually. Warning: Slight Lemon for first chapter.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Zexion, Luxord
I Hate Bowling by GlitteryCloud reviews
A sequel to I Hate The Rain. A kinda I Hate... story collection for Leon. Pairings CloudXLeon, SoraXRiku and AxelXRoxas. Mostly CloudXLeon! Yaoi so if you don't like, then don't read! Mature story throughout! Eventual group!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Closet by DinosaurKisses reviews
Axel gets himself and Roxas locked in Xigbar's closet after a little gossip. Who knows what Axel might do...lemon Axel x Roxas Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Immune by Koji Inari reviews
Loneliness is a hard poison to become immune to. Yaoi [LeonXAxel] Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Axel, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Fire and Light by Orin Drake reviews
XemnasAxel, NONCON If blame must be taken...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Xemnas, Axel - Complete
A Most Important Matter by fantacination reviews
Org13 crackfic, multiple pairings yaoi. Xemnas tries to bring a very important matter up for consideration at a monthly meeting. The keyword being 'tries'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Mad Rush by BlackFalcon002 reviews
Someone gets raped, but it's not who you'd expect. Lemon, rape, Saixx?, Axelx?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
And Then There Was Blooming by Silarcta reviews
All flowers bloom, and when they do they rather have someone to witness their beauty. Graphic lemon, crack, obscenities. MarluxiaVexen. If you're a pervert you'll probably find this funny.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
It's a Kind of Magic by Snake in the Grass reviews
Cloud is in a coma and Leon is beginning to lose hope. But when he comes across a young man who claims he can heal his boyfriend through magick, Leon finds himself getting a lot more than he bargained for. LeonRiku, Yaoi. A lot smuttier than it sounds.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Riku - Complete
Two Halves Of A Perfect Whole by xXxchiixXx reviews
Two Halves Of A Perfect Whole. The Sadist, The Masochist. The Ying, The Yang. The Way Life Is Written. RikuXLeon Yaoi. Lemon. Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Riku - Complete
The Door by Zack-Niichan reviews
RikuxSora, SoraxRiku.... YAOI! This is YAOI! OK? You've been warned! 'M' for later lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Sora, Riku
Burning by Reina-183 reviews
AU, AxelRoxas,AxelRiku. Riku knows that Axel is like fire. Get too close, and you get burned. That doesn't stop him from coming back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Axel, Riku - Complete
Next Life by A Dangerous Romance reviews
AU Axel centric AxelRoxas high school fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Axel, Roxas
The Perfect Popsicle, AkuRoku Style! by Onirei Kirara reviews
Roxas is always ignoring Axel..so Axel finds a way to 'grab his attention'. Expect epic quests. AxelRoxas, some SaixDemyx. [Rated to be safe]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Don't tell me to leave you! by Maria - Madoka Ayukawa reviews
Jet says he will never leave his friends when they're in need. Even if he has to pay a very high price... JetxJoe slash for 30 Kisses. Spoilers for the 2001 anime series. ONE-SHOT!
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Perfect Blackmail by mika zero-zero twenty-one reviews
007 discovers a way to get rich…send photos to Overlord Monthly! SERIOUS OOCness just because it’s fun.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
The Cyborg Children by mika zero-zero twenty-one reviews
COMPLETE! Julia Link, Celeste Shimamura, Florence Heinrich, Angelina Junior, Liana Changku, Sophia Britain and Rene Meraga are seven girls who are worlds apart and are very alike at the same time. None have ever met after 15 years...
Cyborg 009 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,978 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
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Welcome Home Remus
After a quick bout of emo-ing, I ended up writing this. Inspired by a fan written letter and The Way by Fastball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Remus L.
Mission 24689: Rehab reviews
The third and final chapter is here, and we have worked it up! We have sex, pregnancy, and all the fun and games you can imagion! Join the drug frenzy now, and we'll give you a 100 discount!
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Psycho Whose Line
Overdone, but bored from writers block. May be a crossover, might not. Please review with ideas.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,466 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011
Demyx's Happy Place
Short little angsty thing again. Since my real nickname in the world is Demyx, I decided to make this fanfic. Hope you like it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Demyx - Complete
Drowned To Heaven
Okay. Please note that this is a dark yaoi. I know that there won't be much smut, if any at all. But it's very dark and very angsty. Billy the fourth sage beta read it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,061 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Slave To The Moon reviews
EDIT: Chapters 1 and 2 have been edited. Xemnas is a slave to Saix. That's pretty much it. It takes place in the Middle East. Sorry for such a bad summary. Yaoi in later chapters. Beta-read by Lyless and lockesilver.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Xemnas, Saïx
The Pain Of A Traitor reviews
Pretty much what Xemnas did to Marluxia when he betrayed him. Thanks to Mystic Water Bender3 for being my beta reader. Really short one-shoter.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Xemnas, Marluxia - Complete
Riku's Nobody reviews
Okay. Basiciallly what the title sugests. I have a general idea of how I want it to go, but the only trouble is to put it in words. Please don't be mad at me.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008
We're Here Together reviews
Okay. Basically it's about Myde and Ale Demyx and Axel right before they join the Organization. Thanks go to Pink Pagoda for being my beta reader.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
The Year of the Demyx reviews
Just a little drabble about Demyx and his upcoming year. Please don't expect perfection. Rated T for mild language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Demyx - Complete
Lust for Sora's Blood reviews
Don't know what to put here. Hope you like. Short, real short.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Between The Lines
Just like what the title says. And I am *not* good with titles. Hope you like. Have fun!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Do You Know Me Like How I Know You?
Random little thing. Thanks to biggestfangirl for being my beta reader. Loves you alll
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Axel, Kairi - Complete
Why I Wear This
It was inspired by a random video on youtube. Riku was putting on the blindefold, and Sora was faded on top and was laughing. Just couldn't stop thinking about it, and this idea was born! Hope you like it! Lol, same as in the story
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Riku - Complete
I'm Coming For You
Basically what I felt when I decided to go a bit emo. Hope it doen't scare you guys. Total angst.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Songs of the Cyborg reviews
Lots of songs, lots of interpretations. Please review for the song that you want me to do. I'd really appreciate it.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
101 More Ways To Get Killed By Organization XIII reviews
Sequal to 101 Ways To Get Killed By Organization XIII. Hopefully, it'll be just as good. Please read and review. T again for safty. 3,500 hits! Yay!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
101 Ways To Get Killed By Organization XIII reviews
Basically what the tital says. I was bored, so I decided to write something like this. T for safty. Hopefully, you won't actually go and try to do these, cuz I love you guys. Have fun! Over 3,000 hits! And at least 100 on each chapter! I love you guys!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Welcome To My Group reviews
Basically my immage of what Axel had to do to get into Marluxia's group and what he had to do to stay in it. M for a lemony-lime taste. Axel's a major uke, or Marluxia being totally seme. Whichever way Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
Don't Touch Him reviews
Okay. Couldn't sleep, so I decided to finish this. Ment to go to sleep right after going threw this, but it ended up to be an all nighter. Really weird OCD. AkuRoku wierd... thing. Hit of previous AxelXDemyx. Hope you like it even if it's wierd.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Simply Passion reviews
Scond chapter up because I couldn't sleep. Have fun! AkuRoku lemon doubleshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Not One Of Us reviews
Basically what I think some of the characters went through when Roxas left the Organization. Characters: Axel, Demyx, Xaldin, Xigbar, and Xemnas. Hope you like it. Read and review please?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Remembering Albert Heinrich reviews
Okay. 7th chapter up and I'm on a roll! My second music chapter up! I hope you like it! Rated T just in case.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
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