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Joined 05-31-01, id: 75145, Profile Updated: 01-19-09
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Lord of the Rings, Poppy Z Brite, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bleach, Dragonlance, and Torchwood.

I am only an occasional fanfiction writer these days, so posted fics will be few and far between.

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Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Sunflower by Machi reviews
AU,SasuNaru. Waiting for a change to lead him down a more innocent path, serial murderer Uchiha Sasuke finds it in a gentle blonde with a heart of gold, but perhaps an even darker past than his own. DARK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just like Heroine by sugarswirls reviews
Sasuke's life has taken a downward spiral since the murder of his family, but his life is flipped upside down when he meets a sweet, blonde haired girl named Naruto. But there's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Highschool AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,758 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Luck of the Draw by FlamencoPenguin reviews
Sasunaru AU: 'Luck of the Draw' dating agency always makes its matches. Sasuke and Naruto are both a bit wary, of dating, love, and the pink agency. Nonetheless, they might just become the latest match all the same.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,745 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Suburbia by Falaphesian reviews
With a runaway ferris wheel and the sinking of the sun, Riku's life was forever changed. Thrown into a cold and hostile new world, he battles locals, relatives, and himself as he tries to seek out a little shelter from a major storm. RikuSora, SoraRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,073 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Departure by Larania Drake reviews
The Ishbal Rebellion left many scars, on both the soldiers and the people left behind. Ed sees a scar he never believed existed in the heart of Roy Mustang. Shonenai, divergence
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,351 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Element by sexypancake reviews
[ZukoSokka, OOC, AU] Animals act their most natural when alone in their element. Zuko just happens to accidently stumble upon Sokka in his.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hard Definitions by NocturnalFerri reviews
Rukia asks Ichigo to help her understand the meaning of a word. Poor, poor innocent and very flustered Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by Mut reviews
There is nothing stronger than the ties of love, and war. It is the choice between them that is the hardest. [RikuSora, AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Sex on the Beach by Fluky reviews
Kairi hadn't known of her best friends' relationship until one night when she found them together on the beach. Post KH2, a few spoilers. [SoraRiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Promise You Can Keep by silentring reviews
Pause, and hit replay for a closer look at the things you did see...and the things you didn't. [RikuxSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Doomed Project of Doomy Doom and Such by FallenAngel331 reviews
After Zim and Dib are forced to work on a skool project together, Dib finds out things about Zim he's not sure he ever really wanted to know. Ever. Rating upped to 'M' for explicit content in the latest chapter and mild language. Woo!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,778 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Zim, Dib
The Smallest Piece by Ripper101 reviews
Jareth made a promise to the girl he can never forget. It requires him to do a lot of things for her little brother... Toby wishes he wouldn't do them. slash.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 192,496 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Jareth, Toby - Complete
Five People You Meet in Heaven, Severus Snape by Still believes Snivellus aka Heather Granger reviews
AU after HBP It was Severus's birthday, but it was also the day that he died. For some the end is just the beginning. A story about Severus Snape's life, based on the hit book by Mitch Alboom. Please read now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
A Fairy's Tale by mamalazzer reviews
Once upon a time a spoilt little princess called Draco Malfoy awaited in his tower for a prince to rescue him. But things don't quite go the way he expected... A RonDraco fairytale in rhyme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Traditions by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH It started on Christmas Eve nearly a decade ago... RW-SS COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Legend of the Thiasa by o0Kae-lyn0o reviews
Forced to spend the rest of their lives together, can two enemies overcome their differences and learn to love before its too late? AU SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Unknown by November Leaving reviews
Ron has changed. Draco hasn't. Ron is scared. Draco isn't. Ron has a secret worth telling. Draco wants to know. Ron wants to learn to live again and Draco’s willing to teach. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,548 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Let Me Be by Robin Gurl reviews
Slash. Rewritten. Not everyone is thrilled to hear that the Brandybuck and Took clans will be forever changed when the boys decide to date each other instead of a lass. Though, Pippin's father goes too far.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Pianissimo Butterfly by Angrybee reviews
Ryuichi goes out on a limb to help Shuichi. Can he and Kumagoro save Shuchan from ending up detatched and jaded? Rating for violence, sexual situations, and language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,551 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S.
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Tao of Diogenes by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW-SS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Severus S., Ron W. - Complete
Dead Screams by Niko reviews
Dib's new friends are Zim's worse nightmares, but is Dib right and they're just having fun or is Zim who believes they want to kill Dib? Perhaps Dib's real problems exist in his college roommate. ZADR planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,395 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Case of the Haunted Hospital by Mistress Arion reviews
SLASH WARNING!!!! H/W. Events at a local hospital frighten Watson almost out of his wits. When Holmes finds the situation funny, their relationship changes in a way neither could have expected.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2002
The Pied Piper by Ramowen reviews
Lost in a world not his own, a fragile madman must work his way back to sanity and escape his confinment in order to save the children he himself endangered. Will his psychiatrist help him, or will she be vengefull and let him rot
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2001 - Published: 8/22/2001
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When It Becomes Everything
Suzie wondered, not for the first time, if she had finally gone mad...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Suzie C. - Complete
Seen In The Mirror reviews
Edward Elric hates mirrors. Roy/Ed halfway through the fic, yo.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Thunderstorm
Roy/Ed - Roy Mustang sits in the chair by the window in the dark of his apartment, half curled around his third cup of coffee.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Lies and Truth reviews
Orochimaru is one and Naruto is the other. Sasuke thinks about what he's doing with Orochimaru. Very mild SasuNaru if you squint really hard.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Sometimes Raistlin wakes up screaming.
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Raistlin, Caramon - Complete
Time Travel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke wondered why people believed that time travel was impossible. SasuNaru if you look really reeeaaallly hard. There is no physical time travel in this fic. Don't be fooled by the title.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Completely Different World reviews
Haruno Sakura’s parents really worried about their daughter sometimes. Mention of LeeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Her Boys reviews
Sakura wondered when “the boys” became “her boys.” Some SasuNaru. Some Kakashi angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pursuit reviews
Ron wonders if he's pursuing the right person... RD, RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
How It Happened
I couldn’t tell you how it happened. I don’t know myself... RD, slight RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Unwanted Memory reviews
Yumichika has a nightmare about events in his life.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Ichigo Wondered reviews
Ichigo wonders about Rukia. Short drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sleep reviews
Sasuke likes to watch Naruto sleep. Just a little drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four and One reviews
Jack Sparrow, James Norrington noted one night, had four mistresses... Sparrington. Rated M for Implied Sex and Implied Masturbation. Warning!: Metaphors all over the place. They might attack, if provoked.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
One Day's Head Start reviews
The evening after The Curse of the Black Pearl. It can be interpreted as slight Sparrington, if you look really hard, but it wasn't originally intended to be.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Sick Freak reviews
R for swearing, cross dressing, and mention of masturbation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2005
Something Different reviews
Sasuke... and a corset... NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2004
Everything Is Okay reviews
EdAl. Ed faces his guilt in his brother's embrace.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
Light Among the Darkness reviews
Kakashi sitting in the dark.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2004
Little Thing reviews
Naruto deals with cutting. Short, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Love is a Battlefield reviews
One sided NothingLaine to Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield"....
Poppy Z Brite - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
The Edge of the Abyss reviews
An interlude between Zillah and Nothing... maybe on their way down to New Orleans? I dunno. It's yaoi-tastic.
Poppy Z Brite - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2004
I Wonder reviews
Ron wonders about what Harry would do if he...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Ron W.
What They Will Never Know reviews
Ron thinking about the things Draco hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
Weathered reviews
Post- ROTK. Pippin's thoughts about how different the Fellowship hobbits are after the war...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Peregrin T.
Watch Upon One Winters' Eve reviews
One-shot DracoRon. Hermione's point of view. Could be considered a prequal to A Pair We Make.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Metro reviews
DracoRon. post-Hogwarts. Songfic. Slash. Draco remembers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Panorama del Phantasma reviews
Poetry. Companion piece to El Dia de Los Muertos. sort of Sands POV
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003
El Dia de Los Muertos reviews
post-OUATIM. Six years later Chiclet boy remembers...grr..accent mark won't work in the title...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003
Send Me An Angel reviews
A schizophrenic Draco deals with being alone and the things he hears... Rated for one swear and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Draco M.