Deep Roller
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Joined 05-31-01, id: 75168, Profile Updated: 10-30-11
Author has written 16 stories for Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Animorphs, Avatar: Last Airbender, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Hello! I like dinosaurs, big dumb grumpy horses, and terrible puns. Not necessarily in that order. Most of my stories are written on Notepad and all are unbeta-ed, because I am a lazy sucka.

I am infamous for starting stories and not finishing them. For this I apologize, for I am easily distracted by shiny things and also have a family of eight warbling children to feed. Okay maybe not so much with the children.

God was I Drunk by mistygurl reviews
What happens when Fred and George instate a party that goes wild? Snape does the Calypso and McGonagall, well... Future R/H pairing. It will be three parts, first one up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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Gratitude reviews
Sansa tries to express her gratitude, to her frustration. Sweet lord, there's a chapter two. Three...shot?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
Lines reviews
There are some things Sandor Clegane will never tolerate. One-shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sandor C. - Complete
Provocation reviews
"Don't you know it's dangerous to stare at a hound? You'll provoke him."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Night Crew reviews
Shutting down a ride proves to be quite a challenge for Lydia and Alexander. Especially when the entire ride decides it wants to come to life...and come after them!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007
In Times of Crisis reviews
There is something to be said about uneasy alliances in times of crisis...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Twisted, Every Sue reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
MCesar reviews
A horse is a horse, of course of course...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2005
A Turn for the Better reviews
Christine learns how to live with lions.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Animorphs: The Crossover reviews
Marco's always thinking with his stomach. And this time it's landed everyone in trouble with a certain Slayer and her group. Has anyone ever morphed a vampire before? Oh man, crossovers should really be illegal.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
Just Thinking of You, Friend reviews
Snape polishes his wand and thinks about revenge, Sirius, and other happy topics. Heeeh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B.
You Can't Always Get What You Want reviews
It seems Captain Jack Sparrow is not a child person. But who could blame him? This 7-year-old might just be the biggest brat in the seven seas.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Under Appreciated reviews
An old English project I dug up. One of the main characters of Phantom needs his time to vent. Not Erik, Raoul, or anyone else, but he *is* a star! In fact, he's mentioned on most every page! Take a look, if you need a little laugh or a new view on life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2002
I So Want to Be You reviews
*COMPLETED*Erik wants to switch lives with Raoul, but something goes horribly, horribly wrong for him. Find out what life in his...erm...new body is like, and find out WHY he let Raoul go. Did you ever want to be somebody else? Chapter 5 is up now!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Complete
The Phantom of the Greenroom reviews
A scene my good friend and I dreamed up one late night. What happens when an actor takes his role as the Phantom *too* seriously? Alot of crazy stuff! Supposed to be lighthearted and funny, and it's performable, too! I thought so, anyway. Special guest wr
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2002
Betrayal is the Highest Form of Flattery reviews
Someone is murdered at the Opera House! Christine and Raoul are invited back to the place where it all began, but things begin to change when someone...familiar appears.( Can you even begin to guess??) Who is the killer? Who is the victim? Find out! And p
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002
A Drill, Some Dental Floss and....Jareth? reviews
This is a batch of insanity home brewed! Jareth goes on one of his Sarah quests and ends up with a fabulous smile and a whole lot of minty floss.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2001