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Joined 02-03-05, id: 751799
Author has written 9 stories for Gorillaz, Grand Theft Auto, Hey Arnold, Cowboy Bebop, Fallout, and Max Payne.

Name: Joe

Age: 16

Favorite Authors/Writing Influences: Cormac McCarthy, Richard Stark, Jack Kerouac, James Ellroy, Ken Kesey, Stephen King, and the Marquis de Sade.

Favorite books: Blood Meridian or The Evening Redness in the West, The Cold Six Thousand, The Dharma Bums, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Hunter, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, On the Road, Child of God, Outer Dark, Hearts in Atlantis, Justine.

Favorite films: Blue Velvet, Punch-Drunk Love, Eraserhead, Mulholland Dr., Lost Highway, Elephant, The Machinist, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, L.A. Confidential, The Big Sleep, Lost in Translation, True Romance.

Music: Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Tricky, The Go-Betweens, Nick Cave, Bob Dylan, Lou Reed & The Velvet Underground, Wolf Parade, R.E.M, The Avalanches, Sigur Ros, Explosions in the Sky, Frank Zappa.

What I Usually Write In: I'll probably be mostly writing stories to do with the TV show Hey Arnold, the games Grand Theft Auto, Fallout, Max Payne, and Hitman, or the anime Cowboy Bebop.

Genres: I try to be pretty diverse, genre wise, so expect a lot of different stuff from me.

What I Read : This changes like the seasons. I have a sentimental weakness for romance, so most of the stuff I read will concern that. I also love crime stories, so those, too. If you have a story along those lines that you'd think I'd like, feel free to link it to me and I'll read it and drop a review.

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I'll Believe in Anything reviews
Helga finally convinces herself with a little help from Dr. Bliss to tell Arnold you know what, but as soon as she sets upon the task a tragedy occurs...Not as dark as it sounds. Has some naughty language. R&R! IS NOW COMPLETE!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007
Hung Out to Dry reviews
A Vice City hitman, recently released from prison, goes back to work for Tommy Vercetti who is now a major crime lord and tries to adapt to life in the 90s. Set before GTA III but after San Andreas. Please read and review!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Could've Moved Mountains reviews
An aging Max Payne returns to his apartment after work to find a terrible surprise. Set 15 years after Max Payne 2. One shot, probably.
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Lover's Spit reviews
The story of how Spike joined the Red Dragon Syndicate with Vicious and how he met Julia, and their eventual seperation at the hands of Vicious.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
Azure Shoreline reviews
The exploits of a violent teenager by the name of Victor Falta from a small wastes town who joins up with a group of savage raiders who are systemically robbing and slaughtering entire towns and encampents. Set during the Fallout 1 era. Please R&R
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007
Music And Politics reviews
A sequel to the story Guiding Light. Helga, finally in a romantic relationship with Arnold, tells her father the news and gets a less than ecstatic reply. Soon thereafter, Big Bob starts to plot against them. Rated Teen for some violence and language.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Guiding Light reviews
A new boarder with a mysterious past moves into the Sunset Arms, and begins to make Arnold think about a certain pigtailed girl who he'd thought despised him. NOW COMPLETE. Please take a gander.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Here Comes the Sun reviews
John O'Rourke, a former gangster just released from prison, just wants to live his his days out peacefully with his wife and the daughter he'd never met. But his former boss and Leone captain Jimmy Nails has other plans...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
Desolation Row reviews
The story of Murdoc's jail time in Mexico.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006