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Author has written 11 stories for Anime X-overs, W.I.T.C.H., Hellsing, X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, Naruto, DC Superheroes, Wolverine & the X-Men, and Archer.
5) Naruto (Pre-Ninja Jesus only)
3) Scott Summers/Cyclops
Top 5 Favorite Manga and Anime:
5) Attack on Titan
3) Death Note
2) Full Metal Alchemist- Prefer Manga
1) Hellsing- Manga and Hellsing Ultimate only
Top 10 Favorite Books/Book Series/Short Stories
10) The Call of Cthuhlu by H.P Lovecraft- Great intro to the Cthuhlu Mythos and utterly chilling
9) The World War series by Harry Turtledove- Aliens invade during W.W.II forcing the Allied and Axis Powers to unite. The Colonization series that followes sucked though.
8) Star Wars: Heir to the Empire Trilogy- A worthy continuation for the Original Trilogy
7)The Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling
6) Eyes of the Dragon By Stephen King- Betrayal, black magic, and sibling rivalry threaten to destroy a once peaceful kingdom.
5) The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H.P Lovecraft- The ending will give you goosebumps.
4)The Chronicles of Narnia
3) The Southern Victory Series by Harry Turtledove- A chilling look how the world would be if the South won the Civil War.
2) The Stand: The Complete & Uncut Edition by Stephen King- After a strain of superflu wipes out most of Earth's population the suvivors find themselves taking part in a battle of good and evil.
1) The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien- The classic fantasy epic.
Favorite Comics: Spiderman (including Ultimate), X-Men (New, Uncanny, All-New), New Mutants, Avengers, Uncanny Avengers, Secret Avengers, Kingdom Come, Watchmen, Sandman, Hellboy, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Repubic, Uncanny Avengers, Justice League United
There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in it's tracks. They fear the future, mistrust the present, and invoke the security of a comfortable past, which in fact, never existed. -Robert Kennedy
My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
My friends, I like war.
No, friends, I LOVE WAR!
I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges. Charges. I love mop-up operations and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air. I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth!
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds!
And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tigel[sic] Acht-Acht to destroy enemy tanks.
And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line.
It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure.
And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing Schmeissers!
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped and killed.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the JAG bombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... all I ask for is war. A war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble.
Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want?
Do you wish for further war as I do?
Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire?
Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?
Letzes Battalion: Krieg! Krieg! Krieg, krieg, krieg, krieg, krieg, krieg!"
The Major: Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have.
We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might.
But..after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.
We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has never known!
We are but a single battalion...the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong.
However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children!
We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping.
Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are!
We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear.
We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
We will remind them that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash.
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!
I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill!
Attention all soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander.
Let's bring them Hell.
-Major Montana Max, Hellsing Ultimate (aka why Hellsing villains are the best in anime, fuck the Uchiha)
Gentlemen. Operation Bait Van Winkle is a rezounding success. Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our little... "Surprise". However, before ve begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. Some of you have come to believe that I like var. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like var. I. LOVE. VAR. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down ze street in his Porsche. "Class Var." You make it to vork, und you find out that ze annual drug test is today. Und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var." But vhen, you find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race Var." Then, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your friends start arguing about vhat's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var." You finally get home, und you decide to relax by vatching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is vhat's in ze box worth?" "Storage Vars." What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one zhousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I vant a simple var. No Class Vars, no Drug Vars, no Race Vars, no Flame Vars, and certainly, no Cold Vars! Blueballed for forty years. Vhat I vant is a var zhat only ve can bring. A true var! A German var! The sequel you've all been vaiting for! I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!! - Major Montana Max, Hellsing Abridged 4
Do YOU remember the nineties? (CUT AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU DO)
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
Cyclops was Right!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Here's the link to my AFF account where you'll find my Naruto/Amanda lemon:
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.