ShortHun
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Joined 02-03-05, id: 751983
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Finding Neverland.

Hello I have nothing to say sooo, I've been dying to put this somewhere! so why not here! This is my favorite part out of the Hobbit! My alll time favorite part from the whoolllleeee boookkk!

Chapter from: Riddles in the Dark

Gollum hissed: What has roots as nobody sees, is tller than trees, up, up it goes, yet never grows?

"Easy!" Said Bilbo, "Mountains, I suppose."

Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they clamp, Then they stamp, Then they stand still

gollum knew as well as you do. "Chestnuts, Chestnuts," He hissed, "Teeth! Teeth! My preciouss; bt we has only six!"

Viocless it Cries, Wingless Flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters.

"Half a moment!" Bilbo cried, he had once heard somthing rather like it before, and getting his wits back, he thought of the answer. "Wind, wind of course!"

An eye in ablue face, saw an eye in a green face. "Thateye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place Not in hight place."

"Ss, ss, ss," Said Gollum, "Sss, sss,My preciouss," He said, "Sun on the daises it means, it does!"

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars, and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.

Bilbo had heard taht sort of thing, "Dark." He said

A box without hings, keys, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside, is hid.

"Give us a chance; let it give us a chance, my preciouss-ss-ss." He hissed. "Eggeses!" He hissed yet again.

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail, never clanking.

"it must make haste, haste!" Said Gollum, beginning to climb out of his boat.

"Fish! Fish!" Bilbo cried, "It is fish!"

No-legs lay on one leg, two-legs sat near on three-legs, four-legs got some.

"Fish on a little table, man sitting on a stool, the cat has the bones," Spoke Gollum.

This thing all things devours: Birds, Beasts, trees, flowers: Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays kings, ruins town, and beats high mountain down.

Bilbo wanted to say "Give me some time! Give me some time!" But all that came out was, "Time! Time!" Bilbo was saved by pure luck.

"Ask us! ask us!" Said Gollum.

"What have I got in my pocket?" Blibo asked himself aloud.

"Not fair! not fair!" He hissed, "It isn't fair, my preciouss, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassry little pocketses!"

Bilbo realized what ha happened and said "What have I got in my pocket?" Much louder.

"It must give us three guesseses, my preciouss, three guesseses!"

"Very well! Guess away!" Bilbo said.

"Handses!" Gollum said.

"Wrong."

"Knife!" He said at last.

"Wrong! Last guess!" Said Bilbo "Come on!" Bilbo said, "I'm waiting!" He tried to sound bold and cheerful.

"Times up!" he cried.

"Strings or nothing!" Criend Gollum, which was not fair- working in two guesses at once.

"Both wrong!" Cried Blibo very much relieved.

WA-LA! MY FAVORITE PART BUHAHAHAHHA! indeed the RING OF POWER was in his pocket! XDD! Well i doubt anyone will read it but oh well at least it's in there XD!

Tess

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