staying over night at the hospital with my grandma 4:27 on a school night what am i doing reading Harry Potter fanfiction.

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

got my hogwarts house Gryffindor overall 13 score for Slytherin. Ravenclaw was a 3. Hufflepuff score of 1. Gryffindor had 14.

If I ship something I ship it hard.

To be clear I am Bisexual, but I just don't think Drarry is a good ship

MY CURRENT FANDOMS:

Harry Potter

Twilight

Divergent

Hunger Games

Maximum Ride

Witch and Wizard

NCIS

Lucifer

Serenity/Firefly

WWE (preferably about the SHIELD)

Wizards of Waverly Place

Anything with Tom Felton, Jai Courtney, or Jared Leto

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. (I have a lot of friends but I don't consider myself or anyone 'popular' . . . just nice, rude, or weird . . . )
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (... no comment)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. (... I don't want my friends pity or sympathy)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (... -_-)
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (sometimes)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

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The main things you don't do in the wizardering world is;

When you see the Death Eaters sign over Hogsmeade don't point and shout "To the Batmobile!"

If you see a man that looks like Professor Dumbledore don't ask "Oi! Dumbledore why ye not at 'ogwarts? lost ye way to Hogsmeade?" in Hagrids voice.

Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!

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Favourite Saying(s):

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Quotes:

I like him he's nice.' And scary' Like Santa Claus!'

Write it down 'cause when you act you can't take it back

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same

Even the freaks need love

Remember that our time on Earth is very short, therefore we must cherish each and every moment we've got. Never ever regret something that once made you smile, and remember that life isn't measured by the amount of breaths you take, but by the amount of moments that take your breath away.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said that I'm going to blame you

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Harry Potter Quotations

I'm half 'n' half. Me dads a muggle. Me mam's a witch. Nasty shock when he found out though Seamus

It's Wingdium LeviOsa not Wingdium LevioSAHermione

Your scary some times. Yah know that? Brilliant! but Scary!Ron

Oh move over! Alomoraha!Hermione

Wait till my father hears about this! You and your bloody chicken!Draco

Woahhhhhh!Ron (DH: Part 2)

Hey Losers he isn't here! Neville Longbottom (DH: Part 1 !)

Not my daughter you bitch! Molly Weasley (DH: Part 2!)

OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." the Goblet of FIRE!

Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true." Order of Phoenix

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?" Order of Phoenix

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."Half Blood Prince

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron. Deathly Hallows.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"So your gonna die, but your gonna be really happy about it- HP and the POA Ron to Harry in Divination.

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

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Harry Potter Oath _

I will remember Harry everytime I see a man/ boy with black hair and green eyes wearing round glasses.

I will remember Hermione everytime I see a book that catches my eye so basically everytime I see a book.

I will remember Ron everytime I see a ginger stuffing his face also everytime I see my brother.

I will remember George and Fred everytime I see a pair of ginger haired twins pranking someone.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Me In Hogwarts _

Your Result

Your Lover: Draco Malfoy

Your Best friend: Ginny, Luna, Harry, and Ron (when he's not being a git)

Your Hero: All of the DA

House: Slytherin

Status: Pure-Blood

Blaise Zabini: Your twin brother

Draco Malfoy: Loves your spunk and charisma. You've dated since the two of you were sixth years.

Pansy Parkinson: doesnt like you because you're dating Draco. But she wants to be you friend because you were loved by the Slytherins.

Harry Potter: Thinks of you as a sister.

Ronald Weasley: Cheated on you with Lavender

Hermione Granger: You

Ginny Weasley: Your best friend and fashion consultant

Fred and George Weasley: Loves to play pranks on you.

Cho Chang: Thinks you seem nice, but doesn't bother to get to know you.

Cedric Diggory: Flirts shamelessly with you

Lavender Brown: Hates you.

Luna Lovegood: Best friend thinks you need to relax

Oliver Wood: Doesn't care for you scince you don't play quidditch

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Top 15 Hogwart's Rules:

1. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". On myself.
2. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms". Or is he?
3. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month. But I will ask Sirius to be my lapdog.
4. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. Probably will though if I'm being honest.
5. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. Pay someone else to.
6. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
7. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. Probably film it and post it to youtube.
8 .I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken. Ask Percy
9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda. It's Mini me
10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird". Or flying lion (horse)
11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that. Maybe garlic does.
12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Sevi"
13. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy, but to Aragog.
14. There is no bring a muggle to school day. But I probably would anyway
15. The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid but maybe a bug zapper