Jihan Al-Kwasarmi
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Joined 02-05-05, id: 752946, Profile Updated: 01-11-11
Author has written 5 stories for Buffy X-overs, Sandman, Anime X-overs, Blame!, Harry Potter, and Discworld.

"This is Nowhere-In-Particular. Would you like to sign the guest book?"

"I'll not sign the book," said Polly, "because I'm not staying, but is it alright if I take a look around?"

"Help yourself," replied the inkeeper. "There's nothing in particular here."

- from The Fast Road, by Terry Jones

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The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,044 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Levers and Buttons by Optical Goddess reviews
Squinoa. What does it feel like to go from being an introverted teenager with no responsibility, to being an acclaimed hero, given a huge promotion, on the brink of manhood… and having your very first girlfriend? Take a read in this romantic comedy.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut by Shizumaru reviews
Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/14/2001
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Jeffrey Lancer and the Stuff that Happened
Jeffrey Lancer goes to Hogwarts. Stuff happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Published: 8/8/2012 - OC
ReLOaD reviews
Speak seldom, carry a small but immensely powerful handgun. The first two logs of Killy's epic cyberdungeon quest have been reloaded into text format.
Blame! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Killy - Complete
Azumanga Champloo reviews
No, I'm not kidding. It's Samurai Champloo with the Azumanga Daioh girls. Chiyo convinces a motley crew of female fighters to help her find the samurai who smells like sunflowers. Set in early 17th century Japan. Let the absurdity begin!
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006
A Slightly Different Rite reviews
During 'Soul Music', when the wizards of the Unseen University perform the Rite of AshkEnte, they summon a rather...unexpected Death.
Crossover - Sandman & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
The Other Side of Halloween reviews
Xander dresses up as something different on Halloween, but so does everyone else...with rather interesting consequences. Multiple crossovers. My first submitted fanfic.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/28/2005