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Joined 06-01-01, id: 75380, Profile Updated: 06-16-13
Author has written 39 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Outsiders, Dukes of Hazzard, Stargate: Atlantis, Supernatural, Dresden Files, and Burn Notice.

Hi, there!

You've probably stumbled upon me through one of my fics (good for you--hope you liked it) and now want to know where to send the tomatoes. Well, you've come to the right place--right across the street from me is the malfeasant responsible. Quick, get her!

Okay, seriously--I'm 24, with a degree in English and Latin from the University of Texas, and am currently working as a library assistant.

I tend to drift from fandom to fandom, which has led to a new policy that I do not post stories that have not been finished. If you see any that are incomplete, it is for one of two reasons. One, it's from before that policy (instituted as of 2008) or two, it is complete but I am posting in installments. If that's the case, the day I post new chapters should be in the summary.

As for writing, I tend to the humorous and vignettes because plot takes a long time and I am lazy. I do tend to be very strict on punctuation and grammar and expect others to show the same effort in their works. If I review your work, it means that you are very, very good, or that I feel you have the potential to be and I will generally include a few tips. I do not flame. If you feel that you have been flamed by me, then I apologize and ask you to reread the review in the spirit it was intended, which is constructive criticism. Every author wants to better their work and just because writing has been opened to the masses is no excuse for crying 'flame' every time someone doesn't stroke your ego enough. I occasionally offer to beta read. If you're interested, even if I didn't offer, please PM me and I'll be happy to look over it for you if I have the time, or at the very least send it back with a really great excuse.

Enough with the serious business--I write in tons of fandoms and am constantly expanding, mostly due to a short attention span. Read, enjoy, and maybe write a review. PLEASE point out mistakes, what you didn't like, etc. The only way I can fix them is to hear about them from readers. I'll love you for it, promise.

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Bite Your Lip and Fake It by ScottIsInBolivia reviews
After a particularly horrifying event occurs, how will Evan manage. He doesn't think there's anything to manage. Will he tell the person he's closest to before he self-destructs? Hank/Evan Will turn Rated M
Royal Pains - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Evan L., Hank L.
The Best Laid Plans by charleygirl reviews
Christmas plans aft gang a gley, particularly when one's family is involved...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
From the Dossier of RE Hogan by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Sometimes, it's not the Germans that cause the problems. One shot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/23/2008 - R. Hogan - Complete
Sling Shot by Writegirl reviews
SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,245 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Window by Summertime reviews
Tony wakes up alone in a locked room. Gradually, he creates his own way out, but when rescue finally comes, how can he reconcile what he sees with what he knows? Now, finally, complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,844 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete
Don't Squat With Your Spurs On by RiverSong11 reviews
Complete. The heroes are in for a wild ride when they saddle up with an unusual partner.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
All For One, and One For All by L J Groundwater reviews
The Heroes decide to step in when the Gestapo interrupts a solo mission and everything goes wrong.My first HH fanfic is now COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
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Harry's Hallelujah Groove reviews
Michael wanted to tell him something. Harry, though he would never be accused of being observant, noticed.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/5/2010 - H. Dresden, Michael C. - Complete
Virgin Is Such a Touchy Word reviews
A mix of the books and TV series; also, not part of my How Harry Lost His yadda canon. Dresden is in trouble again, and this time it's up to Morgan to bail him out.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Newly Rediscovered Grooving reviews
Harry, you're exactly that kind of girl." Sequel to "How Harry Lost His Groove" and "How Harry Got His Groove Back Again".
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
The Mome Rath Hasn't Been Born That Can Outgabe Me reviews
Snark for snark, chit for chat. Zenlike musings at lunch, except not really.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
How Harry Lost His Groove Again reviews
It was absolutely, positively, not entirely Thomas's fault that Harry was going on a blind date with a man. Really. Sequel to How Harry Got His Groove Back. New chapters uploaded every Monday.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Cold Comfort reviews
No matter how many times you've done it, it's never fun hanging out with a dead body.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Breadcrumbs reviews
A naturalist perspective, naturally.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/1/2004
How Harry Got His Groove Back reviews
It's not you, it's me."
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Caroling, Caroling, Out in the POW Camp reviews
Basic Christmas slush fic, with a twist. Hogan and the gang inadvertantly carol their way through a story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Hogan'O'Lantern reviews
A brief origin of why we don't call it a Hogan'o'Lantern.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Ghosts Don't Play Poker reviews
Written directly after the season opening of season 2. Spoilers apply. Gen fic, to be taken semiseriously.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Mark Twain reviews
A collection of shorts based around quotes by the illustrious Mark Twain. Read and enjoyand don't forget to feed the author.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Mittens reviews
A short piece, hopefully amusing, set anytime during their perpetual road trip. Written during season one.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Difference reviews
The differences between Dean and Sam were always there, they just never noticed them before. Written during season one.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Risque Cliche reviews
Three short slash bits using common cliches. Read the author's note for an explanation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
I'd Rather Be Fishin' reviews
Detention is its own time anomaly.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006
Monsters Under the Bed reviews
A short conversation between Luke and Bo in the middle of the night, regarding the tooth fairy and giant mazes.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
ROCK in the USA reviews
That was my favorite shirt! Hunting is too dangerous for band Tshirts.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006
Nietzsche reviews
A collection of scenes based around everyone's favorite philosopher.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Sometimes a Car Ride is All You Need reviews
Why do we always have these conversations down steep, curvy mountain roads? Just tell me that.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
The Merry Month of March reviews
There's more to this month than St. Patrick's Day but, then again, who really cares about the rest? Happy St. Pat's, everyone!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Rejoicing Among the Nations reviews
And the nations rejoiced... A late Christmas present.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Wartime Memories reviews
In commemoration and celebration of the first day of Fall, which is today. Thanks to Linda for the lovely beta.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Doggone Day reviews
A canine conundrum of confusing content. Features Frau Linkmeyer.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
Four Seasons of Bo Duke reviews
Four scenes from the lives of Bo and Luke Duke.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
The Mom Thing reviews
You know, the mom thing. When you slam on the brakes and throw out an arm in front of the person sitting next to you?
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Morpheus Dreams reviews
Some short scenes revolving around Bo Duke's sleeping habits.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Don't Let Us Drag You Down reviews
Introspective Ponyboy dwells a tad on hypocrites ie, Socs.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Good, the Bad, and the Little Known Third reviews
Hogan explains why he wraps his arms around himself instead of crossing them like a normal person. Anyhow, it's a WesternHogan's Heroes thing. Have fun, and review, please!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
Papa Bear Awards 2004 reviews
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Including rules, dates, and anything else you might want to know.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Broken reviews
Prequel to Broken been uploaded as Third Chapter
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Why? reviews
Just a poem on why the heroes do that voodoo they do...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Complete
What Was the Question Again? reviews
I UPDATED, y'all! Ain't that so cool? I'm so sorry I didn't sooner, and I promise it won't happen again, and Breakdown is coming along slowly... but surely...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002
Felix the Mouse reviews
Felix tells his version of a mission one night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
Breakdown reviews
Hogan has a nervous breakdown. Never going to be finished, I'm afraid.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 2/21/2002
And That's Why I Got an 80 in Math reviews
The original solo Mary Sue.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Complete
Poems About the Soldiers reviews
Two poems I wrote, not specifically targeting or naming Hogan and his crew, but I felt it could be classified HH nonetheless.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Complete
Angel reviews
This is the beginning of a fic, and then each of the chapters is a new ending. I did it this way because there were so many good endings.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Complete
Thanksgiving reviews
Hogan writes a letter home on Thanksgiving...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Complete