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Joined 02-07-05, id: 754529
Author has written 17 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, and Star Wars.

ATTENTION STARGATE SG-1 FANS: Can you imagine a life without Stargate? I certainly can't. So we don't have to accept SG-1's cancellation! Whether it's another season, a movie, or a new show, we have the power to make Stargate SG-1 live on. Protest! Before the hiatus, do not watch Sci Fi Channel unless episodes of Stargate, new or old, are on. We need to teach Sci Fi Channel the Distributive Property of Television: in order to have a channel, you need viewers, and in order to have viewers, you need to have good shows, and if you take away the good shows, you take away the viewers. It's been done before, and we can do it again! SOS: Save Our Stargate! (boy, that was creative...)
You may now return to your regularly scheduled fun and frolicking fanfiction.

"Also? ...I can kill you with my brain."
~River Tam

Hey! filled to the brim with sarcasm and the strangest sense of humor to walk this galaxy, it's (insert trumpet fanfare here) NIGHTPHEONIX! ("Phoenix" is spelled wrong on purpose. I kan speel reel gud.)

My faves: I am a true incarnation of a geek. I mosty love sci-fi and fantasy, esp. Lord of the Rings, both Stargates, X-Files, Star Wars, anything by Douglas Adams, RA Salvatore's Forgotten Realms, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Star Trek, Firefly/Serenity, Lost, Doctor Who, and umm...lots more! I am also an anime freak and watch InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hellsing, and Silent Mobius religiously.the closest I get to actually reading something that's sort of realistic is Stephen King books and anything by Douglas Preston/ Lincoln Child. Although, recently, I have developed a fixation on the Law and Order franchise. I also love Monty Python, which is where I draw inspiration from my own um...unique brand of humor. I live in my own little reality and I don't have a real...you know...(whispers) life.

Just to give you all fair warning, I also love soda, chocolate, and staying up late. I claim no responsibility for any weirdness and / or whackiness you may read in my stories. I'm never in my right mind when I write...

And remember, trust no 1, gate travel may be hazardous to your health, and keep out of the way of the nuclear explosion! All your base are belong to us, precious...


Updates:
The Peril Continues for Rodney McKay- Yay! First half of Season 3 is up! Stay tuned for part 2 in July! (screw you and your 6-month hiatus, SciFi Channel Executives!)
Anybody Home? Chapter 16- Proof that I'm moving on with the story! Unfortunately, this will probably be my last update for a few weeks until summer fully starts. But don't worry, I have plans...
Fractions, part 3-Wow, this thing is becoming more of a feat than I expected. It looks like its at least going to go into four chapters, maybe even five. Even better, it's developing plot!

Here are my stories cowritten with seanait: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/762642/SEASON 3: SPECIAL MUSICAL EDITION OF THE MUSICAL! READ IT!


And whoever nominated "Operation: Retaliation" for a 2006 Stargate Fan Award, you are too kind. Really. You are. Still, I am squealing joyfully! Thanks!
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Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
So I Married A Chair by HyperCaz reviews
Dr Beckett has a secret. It involves a chair. CHECKETT AU season 1. Now with bonus action. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Seanait reviews
John decides to put down a few guidelines.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
The Confidence Game by liketheriver reviews
Carson atones for past sins and Sheppard ends up paying the price. Radek wears the cloak of command…as well as his tuxedo, and Rodney end up with a gun pointed at him…yet again. SheppardMcKay friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,422 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Now You Know by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Everyone's asked what does it mean...this is where you find out. Warnings, sad.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Dominos Doesn't Deliver Here by emergencyfan reviews
A collection of unrelated short stories, missing scenes, and ficlets about Atlantis. SGA not mine. Don't own 'em. Didn't create 'em. Stargate Atlantis and all related characters are the property of MGM.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005
Stasis by atlantian reviews
It like some long, dark sleep..If that. No dreams. Just nothing.But I felt that time had passed, a long time, but I just hadn’t been aware of it...part from the point of view of someone who wakes up from a stasis pod to find herself 10,000 years later.R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006
The Rabbi's Son by Dr. Dredd reviews
Events of the first and second seasons as seen through the eyes of Dr. Steven Schwartz, Carson Beckett's 2IC. Each chapter is a complete story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Carson B., John S.
Cold by LittleKnux2008 reviews
Prequel to Forsaken Future. After being kidnapped, Rodney suffers under the hands of the Genii.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Rodney M.
Amazing Grace by cybersyd42 reviews
Episode tag to to Grace Under Pressure. McKay and Zelenka deal with their guilt over the jumper crash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Universal Constants by Orka reviews
Time travel, Q-like beings, Clones, Kids, Wraith, Genii, Z.P.M.s, Pregnant ladies, Goa'uld, orgainized choas, the laws of the universe, and a woman just barely keeping it together amidst raging hormones and long-fought battles. Randomness Abound! Okay, no
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
In A Galaxy Far, Far Away by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
A series of drabbles. They'll be short, brief pictures at moments for the Atlantis folk.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
Doppleganging Up by Seanait reviews
See, Jack has this friend named Jack and they have a twin named Mac... Rated for some language w.i.p.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - J. O'Neill, J. O'Neill
No Coffee, but Apple Juice? by Seanait reviews
SG1 finds a little cube on a planet. Old memories reawaken and certain physical aspects, that can't be ignored, appear... w.i.p. [on hold, sorta]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/7/2005
Christmas Love by Seanait reviews
McKay has a secret and it comes out in the middle of a debriefing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Bewildered Heart by LittleKnux2008 reviews
Sequel to Obvious Heart. Elizabeth finds the necklace that Rodney made for her and begins to doubt her decisions.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,850 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
The Crazy Normal by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
McKay and Sheppard take the Jumper on a routine survey mission find out just how alien the universe can be. Spoilers for season two![COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,279 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Let It Go by nebbyJen reviews
Ronon deals with a moment from his past with a little help from Rodney.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Ronon D., Rodney M. - Complete
Get On Board by Seanait reviews
The first BeckettChair story ever! w.i.p.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Carson B., John S.
Infans Cursus Semper Fidelias by liketheriver reviews
A Marine’s work is never done, especially when he is put in charge of watching Rodney McKay. Lorne’s point of view as he serves as the few, the proud… the babysitter. SheppardMcKay friendship. Part of the Point of View Series. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Cursed by golden starfish reviews
Events begin to cast doubt over the state of the thing McKay values the most, his mind. Set shortly after Trinity. [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Commodore Norrington reviews
When’s the last time anyone did anything for Rodney?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Aphelion by Nixa Jane reviews
Simon's got a martyr streak a mile wide. River says the sky is falling.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2005 - River, Simon - Complete
Crying Out by Bremm reviews
Episode tag for Intruder. Rodney takes exception to the fact that someone manages to get killed on something as innocent as the ride home.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Rodney M., Carson B.
A Long Journey by PurpleYin reviews
The prospect of going home seemed surreal, but it was happening. She just shouldn't have expected it to be that easy. Sorafic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005
A Loving Deception by Dr. Dredd reviews
Carson Beckett learns some sad news about his mother. Written for the SGAHC Sorrow challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Intervals of Thirds by Commodore Norrington reviews
One day, a boy named Rodney showed up at my door. What could I do with him? I was just a piano teacher.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Rodney M.
My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys by nebbyJen reviews
Sheppard and McKay are waiting for the cavalry. SGAHC Challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Name, Rank, and Cereal Boxes by liketheriver reviews
Sheppard and McKay finally get that trip to Vegas… and deal with the ramifications of early Season 2. Spoilers up to and including ‘Trinity’. SheppardMcKay friendship. Part of the POV series. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,446 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Just One Last Breath by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
A trip to a world seeking a potential ally, turns into a dangerous situation for the team. [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Battle Scars by LostMyPen reviews
Just how much can one person take? McKaycentric, team fic with Sheppard, McKay friendship. DISCONTINUED.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
Reunions by PurpleYin reviews
Futurefic, from an odd pov. He leaves me here for ages, but he always comes back for me. McKayWeir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Cleaning Up by fififolle reviews
Spoiler for TRINITY. Tag, I suppose. Rodney has to apologise to Radek.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Rodney M., Radek Z. - Complete
One Sick Puppy by Dr. Dredd reviews
Trouble of the four legged kind! A dog's eye view of the events in The Storm and The Eye. WIP
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - John S., Carson B.
North by cybersyd42 reviews
After an unexpected crashlanding on an alien planet, Sheppard and McKay are forced to rely on each other to survive. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,475 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by PurpleYin reviews
Sora gets some time alone with Teyla, or as alone as she'll ever get as a prisoner, and she comes to understand her former friend somewhat better, perhaps better than some of Atlantis' own.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Teyla E. - Complete
Only Human by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
A series of unrelated events wind up causing Sheppard and McKay grief.[COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Letters to Pegasus by emergencyfan reviews
Among the weaponry and other items sent with Colonel Everett by Stargate command, surely they would have included mail. I imagine these letters and tapes lay in the bottom of one of the containers waiting until their owners can claim them...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
What Did It Feel Like? by fififolle reviews
Elizabeth visits Rodney in the infirmary after the events in Hide and Seek. Small McWeirish fluffy thing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
In The Shadow Of Death by golden starfish reviews
Time takes its toll. Angst, HC and a bit of drama.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2005 - John S. - Complete
I Still Owe You That Drink by Dr. Dredd reviews
Oneshot. Elizabeth visits Colonel Everett in the infirmary. Spoilers for Siege III
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Elizabeth W., Carson B. - Complete
Very Secret Atlantis Journals Season 1 by Athenaktt reviews
COMPLETED! Inspired by LOTR VSD. Fun parodic fic of what goes through the SGA character's minds by episode. ShepWeir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,808 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
I've Got You Under My Skin by Wraithfodder reviews
The team investigates an energy source on another world, but the situation goes awry when Sheppard and Zelenka, the latter taking over for an injured McKay, find themselves trapped on that world, facing an enemy even worse than the Wraith. COMPLETE.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 89,071 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005 - John S., Radek Z. - Complete
Stargate Atlantis: The Musical by nightfynix reviews
The 'friendly' singalong version of Atlantis. Rated for some possible language and semi gratuitous killing off of hated minor characters. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
This Is Not Happening by PurpleYin reviews
Post Season One, how Rodney is coping, or not as it may be.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Belonging by cybersyd42 reviews
Whilst substituting for McKay on a routine meet n' greet, Zelenka goes missing... COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Radek Z. - Complete
Romantic Fortune by HyperCaz reviews
A “psychic Ancient” appears in Atlantis, giving out romantic fortune…Sheyla, McWeir and…Checkett! Just a bit of fun
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Shame by Murron reviews
In the back of his mind Carson still heard the crackle of crossfire
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M.
Death by Chocolate by happy molecule reviews
After Sam dies, SG1 must deal with the aftermath, whilst Sam tries adapt to her life after life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - S. Carter
Cowards in a Brave New Galaxy by Philote reviews
After a bad reaction on an early mission, McKay questions whether he has any place in the field. (teamfic, non-slash, rated for violence)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
Random Chain of Events by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
An unexpected development off world causes Sheppard's life to hang in the balance. [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Sitting Comfortably? by Loptr reviews
Beckett Chair. Rodney makes Carson sit in the Chair AGAIN and after what happened in Antarctica...the chair isn't pleased. (I decided to write a Second Chapter. I may even write a third.)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Carson B.
Subterfuge by liketheriver reviews
The team suffers separation anxiety, Sheppard gets whumped by the Genii, and McKay MacGyvers a bomb out of an MRE. (Complete)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
Crewman No 7 by nebbyJen reviews
Not everyone has fun doing their assigned chores on Atlantis. And someone requires a bit of revenge!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Fall From Grace by liketheriver reviews
Beckett POV before, during, and after Letters From Pegasus, with a little added twist. Sheppard-McKay friendship. One-shot (complete)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Casting Stones by liketheriver reviews
Kavahaugh POV as he joins the team on what is supposed to be a simple mission. Of course everything goes down hill from there. One-shot (complete)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
The Experiment by Orka reviews
What would happen if you tricked two incredably sarcastic guys into a very large room, and then cut power to the lights. Assuming they don't have their radios, of course...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
Keep Your Friends Close, Keep Your Enemies Closer by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
[COMPLETE]The team gets stranded in space, and go in search of another way home, only to come across a derelict Hive ship. What they find inside changes everything they've come to know.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Aftermath by Tipper reviews
Description: Tag for the Defiant One, picking up at the same point where the actual episode endsi.e. HUGE spoilers. What if Brendan Gall was right? What if people really would talk…?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Team Bonding by mishy-mo reviews
maddness in it's purest form SG1 find a crate of something, Teal'c suggests it was alcohol and madness ensues! Chapter five now up Please R&R ! last chapter PG13
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Heroes and Cowards by Jo. R reviews
A few minutes in McKay's mind after the episode ends. Hints of McKayWeir and SheppardWeir . Post-episode for 'The Eye'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
A Simple Thing by Jaya Mitai reviews
Disclaimer: PG-13 for mild violence,swearing. Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis are owned by MGM, used without permission No money is being made. Contains spoilers for the summer finale of Stargate Atlantis. Kolya coaxes McKay to reveal a secret.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/19/2004
What to do when you lose a Daniel by Ruthie reviews
Easy steps to help you find your wandering archaeologist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
Doctor Jackson's Notepad to the Universe by HyperCaz reviews
Tips on contracts concerning ascension and sparse advice on relationships in the Stargate realm, found on Daniel's notepad. A follow up of Col. O'Neill's Guide to the Universe and Mj. Carter's Handbook to the Universe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
Great curls and sexy legs by happy molecule reviews
After the fellowship goes mad, Boromir is forced to battle zombie fish, exploding Istari's and singing elves to return Aragorn to Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Boromir
Colonel O'Neill's Guide to the Universe by HyperCaz reviews
Tips and who to avoid in the Stargate realm. Includes Jack's definition of a Goa'uld and the size of an Asgard.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Truth by Ruthie reviews
SG-1, Mulder and Scully go in search of...THE TRUTH!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003
Hammond's Week Off by Nixa Jane reviews
While the cat's away--the mice will play. *COMPLETED*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
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The Peril Continues for Rodney McKay reviews
The Season 3 continuation of The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay. The rhyme and random goes on!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Rodney M.
Anybody Home? reviews
Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
Fractions reviews
Once again, Rodney is left to save the day, but maybe he’s sick of being the hero. Written for the halfway mark until season 3!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Rodney M.
Operation: Retaliation reviews
Weir, McKay, Zelenka, and Sheppard exact revenge on Kavanaugh. You KNOW you want to read this… [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
The Trouble in Store for Rodney McKay reviews
Season 2 sequel to The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay. SECOND HALF OF SEASON 2 IS UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Best Friend I Never Had reviews
General Daniel angsting about Jack in “Shades of Grey”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Job Well Unconcluded reviews
Missing scene from “The Storm.” Zelenka gets into an argument with McKay over whether or not he should stay in the city.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Radek Z., Rodney M. - Complete
So Long reviews
Siege pt. II tag, John's and Rodney's POV on the last scene between them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Antarctic Antics reviews
Taking place a little bit before “Rising,” McKay and Beckett begin to form a friendship in Antarctica
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Ramblings of Regret reviews
An odd addition to the ending of McKay’s message in “Letters from Pegasus.” Rodney ruminates on a movie he never saw…
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Ode to Mine Suffering, by Steve the Wraith reviews
Steve tries his hand at poetry while being held captive. WEIRDNESS AHEAD!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Snap reviews
Sheppard drives McKay to snapping…both literally and figuratively. A somewhat odd short.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay reviews
A poem detailing Rodney's neardeath experiences. REALLY RANDOM, but kinda fun.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
Acrophobia reviews
Daniel remembers something at a really bad time...rated just to be safe for one swear.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2005 - D. Jackson - Complete
The True Sith Lord reviews
Who really masterminded the plot to rule the universe I won't say any more! Stupidity and insanity in their purest forms.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
The Genius Hath Spoken: Ramblings of Rodney McKay reviews
McKay is forced to keep a journal. Basically a series of little drabbles that cover various episodes and people.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2005
Of Lockdown and Lattes reviews
What really happened during ‘lockdown’—Jack’s section of the base runs out of coffee. PG13 for swearing, just to be safe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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