![]() Author has written 22 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Hobbit, Destiny, Mass Effect, and Harry Potter. Hello! Welcome all to my new profile! I have officially moved into my new account! My old profile was suffering from a terrible glitch, now dubbed the "Profile death Glitch", in which I was prevented from posting new fics because the page would go blank each time I clicked the next button after selecting a new category. Ugh, can't believe a year ago all I had to live for was Siblings. Now I've practically given up on it because nobody appreciates it, I've gotten bored and moved on to other fandoms, and now I keep writing Mass Effect and Destiny stuff... Well, at least I haven't changed from my space-y genre. I am a girl, and I live with my best friend, Jayfeattheris Awesome. We are both Catholic, and if anyone is interested in insulting me or her or us, please go to her profile. Guidelines for insults can be found in her Bio, and they apply to me as well. I have recently acquired a Devianart account; I'm AmberstarofThunderclan, of course. It is there I shall be posting the many variants of Siblings cover art, as it will change as the story goes on. I will also post some of the art I do for Jayfeatther as well. My current obsession is a video game called Destiny. My profile pic is King Gill, insane version, from the Wings of Fire series. Art not by me. My fics: Siblings (Harry Potter/Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): The wizarding world is out of hiding. It has been over three centuries. With Quidditch taking the galaxy by storm, and the wormhole open for business, Julian Bashir, like so many others, is absolutely certain that the next Golden Age of humanity has begun. And then his sister, Lizza, is declared dead in an attack by an unknown enemy. But an Auror-to-be is not so easily killed. The Dominion is coming. War had come knocking on the wormhole door, and as everything spirals into chaos, both siblings must fight for their friends, for their loves, for their home, and for their honor, as the door is answered. But while the Dominion takes the stage in the greatest inter-planetary war of all time, another danger lurks in the shadows, a viper always waiting for the opportunity to strike. Together, along with the weirdest little band of friends the galaxy has ever seen, can they survive the costs of war? Part 1: Lost, Missing, Found: The Search. Is. On.The Wizarding World is out of hiding. Julian Bashir's little sister, Lizza, begins the next step in her training to become an Beyonding-Class Auror. And then disaster strikes. Presumed dead, Lizza is thrown into the nightmarish corner of the galaxy known as the Gamma Quadrant, where escaping a Dominion prison camp is easier said than done. Meanwhile, Julian attempts to grow closer to the girl of his dreams(to much teasing from Garak), finally starting to recover from his grief. Then Lizza's patronus arrives...and everything changes. Part 2: The War Ignites:(Coming Soon) One-Shot Series: Why Dax Hates Pixies: Need I say more?(Hiatus) Who He Was (The Hobbit): Smaug hates. He hates dwarves. He hates humans. He even hates other dragons. He hates everything. Common knowledge to any Hobbit fan. But why does he hate humans and dwarves so passionately? Dale could have been ignored entirely; he could have flown right past them, their black arrows couldn't fly far enough to reach him all the way at the mountain. Attacking the city only gave the dwarves time to bolster their defenses. Why destroy Erebor so completely? Why take Erebor at all? What if his true intentions for taking the mountain, his drive for killing so many, his reason for attacking Erebor...was revenge? The Final Charge(Destiny): As the Last City falls, a Guardian and her Ghost share one last moment of sentiment before their final charge.(One-shot) Fish(Mass Effect): April Fools! Watch what happens when a young Private stokes the flames of immaturity, and causes a revolution!(One-shot) Twelve Days of RoI(Destiny): A countdown to the release of Destiny: Rise of Iron! Watch as our favorite characters struggle to survive, partake in the usual Hunter shenanigans, and run screaming like little girls from arachnids of unusual size(A.O.U.S.)! (COMPLETE) How To Be Rouge(Mass Effect): The Lazerus Project fails. When the Commander doesn't turn up to save Garrus on Omega, a strange group of self proclaimed 'space hermits' enters the picture, setting before the Turian a daring task; stop the Collectors. End Cerberus. Finish what Shepard started. Become the spear the galaxy needs.(In progress) Rising(Destiny): What if the Traveler never visited the Fallen? Centuries after when the Whirlwind should have happened, the Eliknsi home world is dying. Eliksni ship Kilsvus is tasked with finding a new source of ether beyond the home system. They succeed in finding the perfect planet, only to discover that it is already occupied; by Humanity. But dark forces have punished the Humans greatly, and the Eliksni could very well find themselves the next target. Meanwhile, other troubles stir, as the Reef frantically search for their missing Prince, and as some Eliksni back home begin to favor genocide to negotiation...(In-progress) Tales of the Iron Banner(Destiny): There was a time before SIVA, Young Wolf. When these halls rang with laughter. When children-indeed, children- played in these snows. There was a time before the Ironwood, a time before Six Fronts, a time before this mountain was even ours. We fought as one. We died as one... almost. Come, sit at the fire with me, Young Wolf. Let me tell you our tales...(In-progress) Behind The Heros(Mass Effect): Seeing as I've got so many of these, I just thought I would bundle them together for convieniance. All my humerous ME one-shots in one place, for everybody to enjoy!(In-progress) Little Orange Diablo Gato(Mass Effect): The much-wanted sequel to 'Legion the Geth and the Case of the Kitten'. Socks will steal both hearts and Turian visors as he makes his mark on the Normandy's crew. Favorite Warrior cats(Top 5): Yellowfang(I love her, she's awesome!) Jayfeather(a bit of a grump but really kind of epic, you know?) Firestar(I liked him better in the first series) Dovewing(She's awesome.) Ivypool(She reminds me of River Song a bit) Favorite Wings of Fire Dragons(Top 6): Deathbringer(He's a bit like Loki and Garak combined, but funnier.) Glory(Venome-spitting butt-kicker.) Tsunami(Another butt-kicker.) Clay(He's adorable.) Umber(Cuddles.) Anemone(More cuddles. Cuddles-mania.) CLIFF!(no words available) Favorite Book series: Warriors Narnia Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit Wings of Fire Wolves of the Beyond Guardians of Ga'hoole Favorite TV series: Doctor Who Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Person of Interest(I like the earlier seasons better) N.C.I.S. (Just in general) Agents of SHIELD Psych Stranger Things Favorite Ships(Wings of Fire) Umnemone(UmberXAnemone*Frankenship*) Ripnami(TsunamiXRiptide) GLORYBRINGER'SEPIC! Claril(ClayXPeril) (Warriors) JayXHalf Moon(So Sweet and tragic!) LionXCinder(Man, the DRAMA. Heather was good while it lasted, but then she turned into kind of a jerk...) GrayXMille(Millie was better then Silverstream, in my opinion) BlueXThrush(They would've been a GREAT couple...*Sniffs*) (Agents of Sheild) DaisyXLincoln FitzXSimmons(They are the cutest couple EVER!) JoeyXRamdom, currently nameless blind laundery store girl(I have no Idea why, it just came to me out of nowwhere, and now I REALLY OPT it) CalXJai Ying( I would have loved to see some flashback fluff between those two, from before Jai Ying's evilness and Cal's crazyness) (Person of Interest) FinchXGrace(Nearly as sad as Jayfeather and Half Moon, poor Finch!) ReeseXCarter(It struck me as one of those schoolkid-like situations where they act like they dislike each other to hide their true feelings) Frankenshipping: Once upon a time, I got bored. So, I made a list of all the cutest dragonets in the Wings of Fire series. Then I realized, I had an even number of both genders, so I decided to experiment. What I came up with was this format, called "Frankenshipping". What you need to do is gather a list of characters in a series who have at least one similar personality trait (Such as cuteness). Next, set them up in this format: Umber Ostrich Squid Anemone Turtle Kinkajou Next, do a "connect the characters" thing, and see what you come up with. I was a little disappointed Tui made Umber gay, but I fell in love with the little guy the moment he entered book 1. And then when I saw Anemone, I was all like "OHMYGOSHSHE'SADORABLENEEDTOCUTTLESHER NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!" As for Squid... I have yet to meet any other character who can pull off cute AND pathetic at the SAME TIME. Anyway, the "Rules" for Frankenshipping are: (1) Must have an even number of both genders. (2)All characters must have at least ONE similar personality trait. (3)Have fun! According to my latest frankenship, Smolder and Glory are destined for each other. Copy N' Paste If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that the LAW is not racist and that black people should get their heads out of the sand and quit asking for special treatment. Because if you want to be EQUAL, you will be equal under the LAW as well as the CONSTITUTION. So many people these days claim to be Christian or Catholic, but only choose the bits and pieces of the faith that they WANT to follow. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a true follower of His love. #DERPYLINEBREAK. Copy and paste if your line breaks don't work and you have to use weird-looking alternate page-separating techniques instead. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this if you think our government is flouting the Constitutional Amendments. Not much more needs to be said. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think Common Core should go jump off a cliff. A new study proves that prisoners get better lunch than us kids do. Copy and paste this if you think the Union should STOP suckering off school funds so that those funds can be used to give us REAL food. In fact, copy and paste this into your profile if you think school lunch in general is gross. 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." A law was just passed in Oregon that breaks the First Amendment. It prohibits parents from getting religious exclusions for vaccines. Many modern vaccinations are grown inside aborted babies. Since abortion is against the Catholic religion, I have not had these vaccines, nor have my siblings or Catholic friends. If they're so worried about these diseases, then they should spend more money on school sanitation than on abortion clinics. What's that? You say that the schools ARE sanitary? Well, here's a news flash from a Junior in High School; they are FAR from sanitary. In elementary school, there was an outbreak of head lice. It probably wouldn't have happened if the teachers didn't have the kids put all their belongings in a big pile. My brother's middle school has asbestos-filled walls, and he- as well as several other kids- has spotted multiple cockroaches. He once, in elementary school, bit into a school-lunch hamburger, and discovered it was undercooked. My other brother says that the school hot dogs are rarely warm. They put coke-zero in the vending machines in my school- but coke-zero, and other "sugar-free" products have Aspartame, a chemical that has been known to cause brain damage in developing brains. Not to mention that during the Vietnam War, packages of "sugar-free" cokes were sent to our solders, and many of them got severely ill after drinking it. Why? Because, the aspartame had turned into formaldehyde after being left in the sun too long. 1st Amendment of the Constitution of America-Prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech , infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peacefully assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that this amendment should be followed, and that schools should get proper funding. Fanfiction challenge: PM me if any of you are interested! 1. Animus 084: When investigating an 084 that fell from the sky in France, Skye, Fitz, Simmons, and Coulson wake up in another world, with-- wait, is that a TAIL!? WINGS!? Freaking CLAWS!? While May and Ward work on the earth side of the problem, while dealing with unfavorable interference from Agent Hand, Coulson and the others struggle to blend in in an unfamiliar world, with unfamiliar bodies; while at the same time, helping another rag-tag interspecies group get to the rainforest safely with their wounded companion. Can they survive the final weeks of the Sandwing War of Succession? Or will fighting for the Dragonets of Destiny be the last thing they do?(Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D./Wings of Fire) 2. From the Ashes: Sandstorm was pregnant when her mate, Firestar, died. Now, Bramblestar has apparently gone crazy, and has banished her for a murder she didn't commit. Collapsing at the edge of Riverclan territory, she is found giving birth by Mistystar, and has left her old friend with one, final message; protect them. Many moons later, as Thunderclan and Windclan wage war against Shadowclan and Riverclan, four kits become apprentices. Flamepaw, Stormpaw, Emberpaw, and Robinpaw, kits of the great Firestar, born of the nobel Sandstorm, and beloved foster children of Mistystar. Four who will live; one who will die. (Warriors) 3. Amiss in the woods: The Doctor, Amy, and Rory arrive on a deserted planet; only to find that it isn't so deserted after all. A stranded group of Starfleet Officers- along with their new, vorta P.O.W.- are waiting in a cave to be rescued. When an officer is found dead, and Julian and Rory are taken by a mysterious monster, the Doctor and Amy must join forces with Captain Sisko and the remaining officers to hunt down the creature- before it kills them all. However, when keeping a vengeful cardassian tailor from shooting on sight, they all discover that there is more going on than meets the eye; they aren't the only ones trapped on this planet. And he's a murderer unlike any other...(Doctor Who/Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) 4. A Bad Pet Owner(With A Terrible Pet): Garak thinks he's seen it all. Then WHOOPS DUKAT LEFT A LITTLE SOMETHING BEHIND WHEN HE LAST VISITED THE STATION! That something has, thus far; clawed Julian Bashir's face off(by accident), eaten half of Garak's furniture(by accident), melted the face off of a cardassian guard(by accident), and has now ruined approximately 45% of Dax's living space(by accident). Bravo, Dukat; bravo. And don't even get started on the whole "camouflage" thing. (Wings of Fire/ Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)(Basically: baby Rainwing on a space ship. Yeah. Brilliant.) Awesome story: A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe in God or not, you're never alone. He'll always protect you Section reserves for funny things only(because everybody else has one, why not me?) 90% of girls would run away screaming if they got punched by a bully. 5% would punch back. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the other 5% that would pull out a shotgun, put on sunglasses, and say "Hasta la vista, baby." If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Ways to get kicked out of a Hospital: 1. Yell "COFFEE BREAK!!!" in the middle of the Surgery Area 2. Ask if you can sing Christmas Carols to patients... in July 3. At the front desk drop off a box of sausages and say you're donating intestines 4. Distinctly put a facemask over your mouth and start mumbling to random people in the lobby 5. Demand a checkup because your 'eyes are stuck in a crossed position' *Cross eyes* 6. When the doctor tries to check your heartbeat put the other end of the Stethoscope in your mouth 7. Eat cotton balls 8. Dress up like the Tin-Man from 'The Wizard of Oz' and say you need a heart transplant 9. Request a Liposuction. When they ask why, explain your friends said you have a fat mouth 10. Ask to see a psychiatrist because you have a fear of psychiatrists 11. Collapse on the ground. When they ask you what happened, say: "I need... a Tailor... because I JUST RIPPED MY PANTS!!!" (SpongeBob reference, goes *HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*!) "CAPTAIN, THE FORTH WALL IS ALMOST BROKEN! WHAT DO WE DO!?" "... The only thing we can do, reinforce it with character obliviousness and denial and pray it holds." "Captain, the forth wall was able to hold!" "It seems obliviousness and denial are just too thick." List of hysterical quotes that will inevitably grow: "Did you ever notice when the Vex die they sound like the Rice Crispies moto? SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!" "Unfortunately due to unfortunately unfortunate circumstances, you unfortunately not be able to fly your starship today... unfortunately." "Hey! I thought I ordered a Cheeseburger!!!" "I don't CARE if you like Snickers or Kit Kats better! JUST HAND ME THE STUPID ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!" "Make sure you don't put too much Ketchup on your Tomatoes!" "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!" Weather Forecast for tonight: Dark. Out of my mind; be back soon! Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. It's you and me versus the world...We attack at dawn. A day without sunshine is like... night. OOOH...DRAMA! Let's get popcorn! You! Off my planet! Thank you, Captain Obvious.- Now shut up, Lieutenant Sarcasm. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I don't obsess! I think intensely. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say. Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamp-post what it thinks about dogs. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. Education is important; school, however, is another matter. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. "Damn your lettuce." "Whatever goats your float." "Well, you didn't kill him hard enough." "If nothing's faster than light, how did the dark get there first?" If you have noticed this notice, then you have noticed this notice is not worth noticing. "I love you, Puff Mcstuffins!" "You have about as much sense as a cave troll, you egg yolk!" "Oh, yes, I prefer to kill people on the battlefield; not at the dinner table. That would be just plain rude." "I'm not sue if I should leave you two alone together; the Alpha Quadrant can only take so much sarcasm before the economy collapses." "Well excuuuuuse me, princess; I'm trying to have a conversation with my boss here!" "My cloths don't match, my cloths don't match; I'm out in public and my cloths don't match!" "That's no way to talk to the king! He is the ROYAL flem!" "MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES!" "I was just making suggestables; there's no need to get all crank-monstery about it. Geez." "I'M A MAD-MAN AND I'M PROUD!" "You have a flashlight head, you're going first, no exceptions. I'll let you know when humanity evolves to have night vision." "You! Off my planet!" "Some people were dropped as a baby. You were clearly thrown at a wall, slipped on the stairs, bounced upon the ceiling, and flew out the window." "If you put the hammer on an elevator, the elevator will still go up. The elevator isn't worthy." "I didn't hear you, I was thinking of something else." "YOU'RE MAKING ME. BEAT. UP. GRASS!" "What ever happened to 'Kill them back!'?" One does not simply walk into Mordor... one must DANCE! "Tell the Warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand." "Two things are infinite; the Universe and human stupidity. Still not sure about the universe..." "I've seen you dance; no comment." "IIILUMINATE!" "There's no wrong way to love a Chocobo." "Hail the nerds!" |