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Joined 02-08-05, id: 755060, Profile Updated: 07-14-14
Author has written 27 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Redwall, X-overs, Phantom of the Opera, Book X-overs, Scarlet Pimpernel, Shakespeare, and Princess Bride.

I am leaving this up as a testament to when I was a young and stupid (and there are a few that I'm actually proud of my young self for writing). Feel free to judge little!me, but if you know me, please don't link this anywhere.

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This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,058 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
Another Postcard by teshara reviews
Barenaked Ladies: Another Postcard SONGFIC. HumorParody Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Severus S.
How To Lose A Guy In 21 Days by WinButler reviews
Arthur realises he's made a big mistake breaking up with Alfred when he sees him with someone else. Desperate, he enlists France's help to break up the happy new couple and win his boyfriend back... Eventual RusUS, FrUK. Now with post-fic apology!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,901 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Time in a Bottle by teshara reviews
The Victorian Wizarding World. Hermione is thrown back in time due to a Time-Turner accident. The young Dumbledore brothers come to her rescue and she finds unexpected romance... and a mystery to be solved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,377 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2004 - [Hermione G., Albus D., Aberforth D.] OC
Le Fantôme et la Belle by Kates reviews
A Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast crossover of epic proportions. Readers, ye be warned.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,259 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
Adventures in the Bar of Killed off Characters by Captain Pagie reviews
DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Boromir, Haldir
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Very Best of Badphics by Kat097 reviews
A series of all the poorly written stories known and loathed by phans. Bad plot devices and OOC people in abundance. To include Abusive Raoul, High School Phantoms and Kidnapped Kristines.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Complexity by ChocolateEclar reviews
Post Deathly Hallows series of tales. In which Snape now has a portrait and Al Potter goes to Hogwarts and talks with the people who share his name. A continuation of my oneshot ‘Curiosity.’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Severus S.
The Private Diary of Severus Snape by diamond-girl-9 reviews
PRIVATE DO NOT READ This is the diary of Serverus Snape. This story was started before some of the books came out, it therefore contains some innaccurate information
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S.
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Those Charming Miss Bennets by ruby gillis reviews
Kitty and Mary Bennet are the last two unmarried Bennet girls, and are sent to London to live with Elizabeth and Darcy and find husbands. Kitty is afraid that the London ton will find her and her sister dowdy and provincial and so she stretches the truth
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006
The Princess Bride: Smashing Edition by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. What may be the greatest tale ever told has been retold with the characters you know and probably love.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
The Bake Sale by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Mistakes and Misconceptions by IndependantLioness reviews
Elizabeth lost her heart to Darcy long ago, when she stripped away his proud exterior and found humanity and passion beneath it. And yet...for his own sake...Darcy can never know. Epilogue up! COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,451 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Diaries Of The Titans by Aki Hotaru reviews
Pry into the personal lives of the Titans. [Robin x Starfire, Raven x Beast Boy, Cyborg x Bumblebee]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005
Sanguine by KitKat925 reviews
Set in late spring of 1812. Neither Elizabeth nor Darcy visit Kent, but they both attempt to travel to North America for different reasons. A storm wrecks the ship and Elizabeth and Darcy find themselves stranded on a deserted island alone together.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
The Chorus Girl by Veritasa reviews
A chorus girl is saved by the Phantom, and forges a delicate relationship with him. As time passes their loyalties are tested and their ideals questioned as the world of the Opera swirls around them. COMPLETE. ErikOC. Precanon.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 81,082 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Erik - Complete
Capture and Contemplation by AndreaLyn reviews
PART 15 UP. And with all stories, there must come an ending, whether happy or sad. JB, ED.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Family Comes First by micheped reviews
P & P sequal. Takes place about a year after Elizabeth and Darcy's marriage. The Wickhams come to visit and maybe that isn't the best idea. R&R
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
Two Men and a Little Baby by Ash Light reviews
Times are different. Options are limited. There is only one choice to make. And now Sergeant Fred Colon and Corporal Nobby Nobbs, men of the Watch, must face a daunting task...babysitting Young Sam Vimes.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006
Courting Poppy by Rayless Night reviews
post trilogy. As always, the King sets out to seek his bride...
Clare B. Dunkle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
If Music Be The Food Of Love by Gevaisa reviews
Leroux Kay!Erik. Post book. The cook at the Grey Goose Inn has a terribly deformed 3 year old son and a lot of secrets. Erik investigates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,197 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Comparisons And Complaisance by TakeMeToNeverland reviews
Four sisters gone, Mrs. Bennet focuses her attention on getting Mary Bennet married.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,944 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006
Heated Moments by Ready-made Prodigy reviews
Whickam’s first stay at Permberly after the Darcy’s marriage…obviously uninvited and as tricky as ever. Of actions and reactions that will lead to high tensions and quite a few heated moments in the Darcy household.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
What Would Erik Do? by Crimson Hint reviews
Pitting Erik against anything that comes to mind. Read to see who wins!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Denouement by Clever Lass reviews
Based on the Kopit and Yeston Phantom film, that stars Charles Dance and Teri Polo. Picks up when Christine faints after seeing Erik's face. It's mostly fluff, but a tiny bit of plot has crept in. The fluff, though, remains its raison d'etre. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Where You Long To Be by Zerbinetta reviews
We all know the story. Sues get sucked into the world of Movie!PotO. But what happens when two anti!Sues, a slightly devious tomboy with a Gerik fettish and a Kay phan who takes vocal lessons, appear in the movie world? And what if they have a plan ready?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,884 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Diary of a Not Quite Damsel In Distress by Escaped Sanity reviews
Ginny's diary with (not a lot of) Hermione's feedback. Add an angry Ron, a muggle bloke, and ex-boyfriends, and you have the makings of a story! Rated for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Ginny W.
Bohemian's Best Friend by All-Knowing-Oracle reviews
PostRENT.The gang decides to take care of a dog that follows Mark home one day...which turns out to be more work than they expected!Especially hiding it from Benny.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Notes by HauntedInTheMoonlight reviews
Sues are coming! Hide!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Bohemian Day Care by All-Knowing-Oracle reviews
Set during RENT.The Bohemians find themselves having to look after Mark's 5 nieces and nephews for a whole weekend...can they handle it?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Conversations by Captain Pagie reviews
K, true conversations of mine, that the Fellowship has. Not going to updated regularly, just when I have some good conversations. But that's about everyday....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 41,084 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Shattered Souls by Nico Morrison reviews
A retelling of the classic Phantom of the Opera story with some twists, turns, and sexiness, using all of the mediums of Phantom. Written to entertain all the possibilities of EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,990 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Sir Percy and his lady by Regina-sp reviews
This fanfiction is based on The Scarlet Pimpernel. Set after Percy and Marguerite return from Calais, and they are aboard the “Daydream”. Marguerite falls ill and Percy nurses her back to health as he fights his feelings of longing for the woman he loves
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
Switched! by LumBabsFan reviews
Only a new enchantment is powerful enough to subdue the constant bickering of Cogsworth and Lumiere.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,443 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
Erik x WHO? by beata-beatrix reviews
Christine has left Erik...and thus begins the phan competition to find him a new pairing! Designed to make fun of ALL the pairings equally...some are more equal than others.Featuring me as Marie Sue! Bring earplugs CHAP 5 UP..EC,EM,ER,EN,EMGiry,EOW,EOC..
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
Changing the Past, Finding a Future by carthagegirl reviews
When Christine loses her memory, Erik is given a second chance to make her love him. But will his rival find her and make her remember the past? RC mostly,some EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,169 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Maestro's Basement by K-Hubie reviews
It’s nutty, it’s disturbing, it’s worth reading... welcome to the crazy weird world of K & C as they make up bizarre little Phantom fantasies to amuse themselves and each other in emails throughout the work day!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005
Many Faces by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
Stuck In An Elevator by J. B Jazz reviews
What happens when a disfigured murderer, a beautiful chorus girl, a quiet ballerina, an obnoxious diva, and a fop get stuck in an elevator? Anything...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Spandex by ohdearyme reviews
Beast Boy's attire of darkness. The pitfall that is his despair. That is, spandex.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Beast Boy - Complete
An Owners Manual to ERIK by Usorokoaemo reviews
Another spoof involving the ever popular Owners Manual. Updated! Now has Kay and Leroux. Will soon have Gerik and ALWStage Phantom. I may possibly then go on to fanfic Phantoms.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Return of Chaos by Numair's Lover reviews
Daine and Numair are settled together, and have never been happier. That is, until an old enemy comes knocking at their doorstep. DN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
We Were Here by TeenTypist reviews
Ron rolled under Harry's bed, trying to help the others locate Trevor. Harry, you'd better come see this. What is it? Your dad was here. Part 3 posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P.
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters From the Characters by Lunasariel reviews
Erik, Raoul, Christine, Carlotta courtesy of Daisy Diva, Madame Giry, Meg Giry, and the Persian write to the phans concerning their reactions to phanphiction. Erik is confused! Madame Giry lectures the phans! Raoul is just plain pissed off! COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hermione Q Granger by Nieriel reviews
Hermione's sixth year at Hogwarts. Anonymous love letters, another batty DADA professor, Quidditch tryouts and of course, romance. Please R&R. Chapter 11 now up! Rated T for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,057 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Hermione G.
Everything and Nothing by Songwind reviews
Based on Movie!ALW and the original novel Christine Daae doesn't believe in ghosts, but she believes in Angels. Erik decides on a whim to prove to her that ghosts do exist, and winds up in a role he doesn't expect. Fluffy prequel. Hope you enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
Comme Dans l'Histoire by AMarguerite reviews
A fic in which Sir Percy meets Marguerite for the first time, blushes profusely, and engages in the noble sport of cravat watching. Paul Déroulède and Sir Andrew make appearances, and Marguerite acts the part of Pysche. Multi chaptered! COMPLETE!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Holy Grail by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
Ok..so this is how it goes: A bunch of the Fellowship of the Ring people end up in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how will King Arthur survive with his abnoxious gang of new knights and one other equally annoying and mysterious character. COMPLETED!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Safe in His Arms by just-normal reviews
Through a series of harrowing events, Raoul and Christine prove that their love is everlasting and unbreakable. This is the tale that purposely contradicts most formula phanfictions... Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Pirates! by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Erik is bored, again, and now in a lair...lab. Syen makes a dramatic entrence, and Lahz is a hero. Chapter 8 is up! RR
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
Old Spice by xavilyn reviews
Never underestimate the power of Old Spice! inspired by the commercials. read and review people!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005
What The Circle of Life is really saying by Moreen Cafell reviews
A second Lion King song spoof, this time The Circle of Life. Translated into literal terms. R&R peeze! K plus cuz tha vocabilary culd bee a little to complicatid fer leetel childrin
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005
Happily Ever After? by The Lark reviews
Christine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
On Stoats and Eau de Parfum by Moreen Cafell reviews
A collection of short fanfics, all pertaining to stoats or eau de parfum, or possibly both. This is my first stab at humor, so please forgive me if it isn't funny. R&R please! Rated K plus for language
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005
It Was An Accident, Really It Was! by MegGiry reviews
Erik didn't mean it. He didn't mean any of it! From the poster falling on Carlotta's head to the hanging Buquet, there is an explanation behind all of it...R&R please!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005
The Revenge of the Fop by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Raoul's revenge on a man who buys HIS pair of slippers HE wanted. They were HIS! Now COMPLETE! Please review! I LOVE reviews! New! The Raoul Song!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Paris' Song by celticreeder reviews
Paris Aldress has pretended to be deaf and mute for nearly her entire life for specific reasons. Now as a member of the Opera Ballet dancers she has met and fallen in love with infamous Phantom of the Opera. Will her secret bring happiness? (COMPLETE)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,744 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Erik, OC - Complete
Just Visiting by Capn'Jack reviews
Two girls are brought to France. One helps a man find new love, the other eventually finds a new life. But what happens when someone tries to rid the opera house of its opera ghost? FINISHED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,781 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Meant To Be by Zerbinetta reviews
Some messages are not meant to be received... some prayers are meant to be answered. What if Christine would appear on the rooftop to hear Erik pray to God for her love? Oneshot, Kay based, completely EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Diary Of Ways To Kill Harry Potter by Bondariana reviews
Draco Malfoy hates Harry Potter (well durr…) Diary of Draco Malfoy from 3rd year with different ways to kill, maim or torture Harry Potter (sworn enemy extraordinaire).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
First Love by carthagegirl reviews
After PONR, Erik runs away with Christine instead of taking her to his lair. Will Raoul be able to find her, or will she live out her days with the Phantom? RC Rated for later chaps.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
The Diary Of A Fop by L'ange d'Erik reviews
Companion to "The Diary Of An Erik". Because we all wanted to know why Raoul had cherry flavored lip gloss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
The Real Face Behind the Mask by RozzandMaya reviews
Erik has a terrible terrible dramatic secret. Not the best summary. If you bear with me to the end I promise it's funny.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005
The Diary Of A Christine by L'ange d'Erik reviews
You've read about the fop and the social recluse, but you couldn't help but notice that there was something missing. You asked for it, so here it is!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2005
Return of the Phantom of the Opera by evislove reviews
Young Christine, the greatgrand daughter of the renowned opera singer Christine Daae, starts having very peculiar dreams. What does this mean?Yeah, I know the title sucks and I'm sorry the summary didn't help much more.Dec 13, 05 Alright I know its been f
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005
Monster Behind the Mask by prongsthedestroyer reviews
Phantom of the Opera meets a modern day high school. Funny, romance, some horror, who knows? (based on Gaston Leroux's book, Susan Kay's book, movie, and ALW's musical)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,968 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Apple Tree War by tikitikirevenge reviews
A comedy of apples.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
A Tale of Two Swords by Moviemanev reviews
The Main Characters from Lord of the Rings are flung head first into Mideviel England in the Legend of King Arthur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A New Legacy by Flyne reviews
Foaly has gone missing, and a human has discovered some fairy technology. Now the fairies need Artemis Fowl's help, but they have erased his memories!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
Book the Twelth: A Comedy by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Phamily Vacation: The Happiest Place on Earth by BlackmourDragon reviews
At Christine's insistence, Erik agrees to take their family to . . . the Magic Kingdom. One redeemed Phantom. One former Opera singer. Five hyperactive children. Mass hilarity ensues.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005
I've Put A Spell On You by Storm610 reviews
When Fred and George pull a new prank, deep secrets are learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005 - George W.
The Threat That Was Not by Aisling Niamh reviews
One-shot. Crossover. Alice has just never been the same since the Incident with the Rabbit. She simply wants to stop having adventures! No offensive content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Legolas - Complete
It's Elementary by The Mouse Avenger reviews
The game's afoot as Danny Phantom assists the ghost of Sherlock Holmes in finally putting the soul of his long-time nemesis to rest! Read & review, but no flames, please!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Sherlock Holmes, Danny F.
A Moment in Knockturn Alley by teshara reviews
30 Minute Fics challenge 63 - Snape meets Hagrid in Knockturn Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
A Man of Stature by TrudiRose reviews
This is a sequel to my story "Just Rewards." But you don't have to read that story to read this one. It's the story of what happens to Gaston under the Enchantress' curse. COMPLETE!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Gaston - Complete
Draco, Wands, and PolyJuice Potions by Love Your Shotgun reviews
What will happen when Georgia AND Jas go to Hogwarts! Cosmic Horns, Sexy Wizards in the Nuddy-Pants, and Snape as Elvis! MWAHAHAHA! I am SO evil. :D
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
Hobbit's Road Trip by hobbit-drinking-songs reviews
This is my version of how the Fellowship of the Ring was formed, how the One Ring was found and destroyed, and how Middle Earth was saved. And it all began with 4 bored hobbits in The Green Dragon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2004
How Dememted are Dementors? by MuggleBuddy reviews
(One-shot) An auto-biography of a Dementor of Azkaban. It may be better than it sounds, read it and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
The Feelings of the One Ring by Captain Pagie reviews
Ever wonder what the One Ring was thinking? PG for bad thoughts about Faramir. . Another thing I found on my comp. and decided to post. Amazing what I find when I don't clean house for a while...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
Lord of the Rings Character Rants by MsPadfoot17 reviews
Characters of Lord of the Rings rant about things they have a problem with. (be ye warned its not very long - but please read!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
Who I Am by ChocolateEclar reviews
“You love ruining my life, don’t you?” moaned Holly. Artemis’s memory has returned, but, with a new leader belowground, his little sister is now being used for ransom. A full mindwipe or his sister? Will the LEP assist the Mud Boy after all he's d
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S.
These Provincial Lives by NeitherSparky reviews
Belle may have gotten her fairytale ending, but how will events affect a certain sidekick?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - LeFou - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
OTBS, I Am Now A Member Of The Fellowship by Love Your Shotgun reviews
On the Bright Side I am Now a Member of the Fellowship... Gee LOTR crossover! Red-bottomosity ensues!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
How to write an OC Story by tikitikirevenge reviews
If you wish to write an XMen fanfiction with an OC, follow these guidelines to make it as lame as possible. NEW CHAPTER I know the whole sort by update thing makes it obvious, but...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Complete
The Day My Toys Came Alive by AngelofMusikReturns reviews
I think the title is pretty much self explanatory. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Revenge by AngelofMusikReturns reviews
The Phantom and his crew are tired of phans pushing them around, its time to get down to business! Some serious payback ahead...I started this story ages ago and will hopefully continue with some updates. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2004
Harry Potter and The Marauders by inwonderland reviews
Harry uses the map to communicate with his 16 year old father and his friends! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - James P., Harry P.
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Robin of Da'Hood by FrozenRain reviews
POO....no, not really. This story really isn't about Robin Hood, the main character is Rae, aka Marian, she runs away to Sherwood, meets up with Rob, and then an epic adventure enfolds...no not really...jk...
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003
THE MOST EVIL PLAN OF LORD VOLDEMORT! by Kat097 reviews
Lord voldemort has a new evil plan to destroy Harry Potter. He will send his newest Deather - a hurricane, a devestating monster! How will Harry, Ron and Hermione get out of this one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Voldemort - Complete
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Fanfic 100 Drabble Challenge reviews
A collection of Pimpernelrelated drabbles, all derived from the book. Below is a blanket rating, individual stats with each drabble. 85 To Go!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me reviews
A parody of Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me from RENT. Inigo explains the situation to Westly on the top of the tower.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Endless Manuscript reviews
[Farenheit 451 can you belive there's not a catagory for this?] A oneshot based on my theory that the old woman is Beatty's gradeschool teacher.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Observations of A Dead Man of Wax reviews
A short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? reviews
Which details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Erik - Complete
Phanty Claus! reviews
It's the wonderful song, Phantom of the Opera, but all about the other man in a red suit [the one slightly less skeletal]!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Lifeguard of the Opera reviews
If Lord ALW was a beach bum or watched a copious amount of “Baywatch” this is what he would have written. Companion to “Past the Point of Tax Return”.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
Madame Giry's Identity Crisis reviews
In Which Madame Giry forgets herself, the Vicomte gets garbled information, and the phantom's plan is accidentally twarted.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2005
Raoul the Beautiful reviews
To the tune of, America the Beautiful. You can only sing a song so many times in choir before a parody is born... Muahaha. Rating for excessive use of the word fop. Ha. Fop.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005
Ode to a Snozzcumber reviews
BFG, how could there not be a BFG catagory? Anywho, insanity in lymrick. :D Math gets tiresome...
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005
Nursery Rhymes reviews
Remember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little Lamb
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
I'll Leave a Candle Burning reviews
It's not that Christine's afraid of the dark... RC and EC fluff, Leroux novel based
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2005
A Random Congregation reviews
This is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&R
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
Past The Point Of Tax Return reviews
What ALW would have written, had he been a disgruntled accountantconsultant. Parody of PONR
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005
SlightlyAngsty Spirit of the Choir Room reviews
Two girls annoy Erik, Raoul, and Christine in the middle of the RaoulChristine love scene. Oh, dear. They're baaaaack.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
It All Started with a Note reviews
[founders era] Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005
An Observation reviews
If we have learned any thing from le Phantom it is that not all is as it seems. The ponderings of a private eye on the death of Buquet and Pigani's chance of survival. Leroux novel
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
A Boy, A Girl, and A Crazed Fairy reviews
The Fowl Manor is recieving a visitor, an American foregin exchange student. If that wasn't enough, Root's brother escapes his cell. Artemis is needed and visitor is taken along for the ride.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
A Dread Pirate, A Drunk Pirate, and A Dead Pirate reviews
A crossover between Pirates of the Carribean and Princess Bride. :) Rating for constant drunkenness and some (semi)dead people. Also for insanity not sutable for little chitlens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Forget me nots reviews
Neville contenplates his apperant lack of fan-girls. A short and fluffy piece. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Neville L.
Her Mind then Snapped, Like a Dry and Brittle Twig reviews
It is my pleasure to inform you that Erik has been transported to LotR by way of Improbability Drive. Raoul will soon go somewhere even less pleasant. Have a nice day. ((BOOM))
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
When Snape Met Trelawney reviews
Yes, TrelawneyXSnape. : I've just always wanted to write one. It'll get fluffyer in the second chappie... Yes, I stink at summarys. I write better fics. Promise. DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/11/2005
LotR, Whoops, was that yours? reviews
Friends & go into LotR. Will any of the fellowship emerge emotionaly unscathed? I think not. I swear, no Mary Sues. Just OC's that r real people. NO MS's. Promise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Mole Poems reviews
Yes, these are poems in mole-speak. Bet 'cha never seen that before! :) R&R An' I bee's gurtly pleased!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3/12/2005
Herring of the Pot 1 reviews
And the Stone of Fossilised Cherry Kool-Aid. The strangest thing I've ever written. Rating for the insanity. I don't want to scar anyone for life.:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Chuck Barbossa's Big Adventure reviews
This is my little brother's story. It is about Chuck and his quest for the now destroyed ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
My SubConcious Mind is Crazy reviews
A random poem about an even more random dream.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2005