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Joined 02-08-05, id: 755275

Hi again, everyone. Yep, I've finally thought up a better name. And now, let the madness continue.

NEWS BULLETIN

1/21/06: H’okai…Good Samaritan was deleted, apparently, because fanfic admin read chapter three. “Free your soul”, my ASS. How free can your soul be when it’s constricted by rules? And I LIKED my 30 reviews, thank you very much. In the event that I was reported, a WHOPPING big thanks to the ass who did said reporting for ONE STUPID CHAPTER, and a vibrant middle finger to you too. In the event that I wasn’t reported and ff admin found my "illegal story" by their onesies…well, what were they doing? Don’t they have better things to do? Anyway, just to shove it in everyone’s faces like the sensible, mature adult that I am, I will be reposting Good Samaritan in about six days' time, when my ban is lifted. WITHOUT chapter three.

1/27/06: Annnnnnnnnd we are up and running! BWA-HAHAHAHAHA! Chapters two and three (the legal ones, of course) will be posted whenever I find them.

6/13/06: For those interested, Good Samaritan and Stalked by Love are indefinitely on hiatus. Just until I actually reread the books because I remember like NOTHING about them. Kind of unhelpful neh? Touzokuou shall continue unimpeded (except for that little difficulty known as Writer's Block, of course), Halo doesn't seem to have a readership so will not be continued at this point in time, etc, etc. And I am currently planning another Inu Yasha fic. No, I'm not easily distractible...

6/17/06: Never mind. Good Samaritan and Stalked by Love have been discontinued (a.k.a. removed) because they weren't very well written (according to my exacting standards) and, frankly, they really weren't all that funny. Touzokuou, Cat's Cradle, and the Owner's Guide will continue. Halo's fate remains to be seen.

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One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by ArtemisMoon reviews
(InuKag) Miroku decides to swear off women for good, and it seems too good to be true for the rest of the group...but when another member of the gang starts acting strangely as a result, they may find out that a perverted Miroku wasn't so bad, after all..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,942 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Big Trouble Comes in Small Packages by ArtemisMoon reviews
[COMPLETE]InuKag Down on his luck, Inuyasha needs a way to earn some money when Sesshoumaru 'offers' him a job. Will a hopeless bachelor like Inuyasha be able to handle the task, or will it cause him to end up swearing off kids forever?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,705 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
For Future Reference by Seaouryou reviews
[Inupapa x Sessmom] In retrospect, it wasn’t a very good idea to knee your father in the crotch.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Puppy Proofing Your Dojo by Resmiranda reviews
Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Amputee Smut by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Series of Once Was and Wishes by Airian Reesu reviews
Sesshoumaru's mother, a woman only a shadow of what she thinks she should be. And everything she does, everything she believes in, is all tied to that one boy who is almost nothing more than a stranger. [Extention of short collection, Ken]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Everything Wrong with It by TypoNumber5 reviews
[The world's biggest Mary Sue cliche!] Meet Perikan Shinju. She's smart, she's brave, she's beautiful, and I'm going to use her to make fun of every Mary Sue fic I've ever seen.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
The Departure of Faramir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Departure of Boromir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lizeth reviews
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Easy as 1, 2, 3 by ArtemisMoon reviews
[COMPLETE] AU (IK) Not accepted by any demons but family, Inu has been alone all his life. Only mikos can live as long as demons, but they are rare. So what does Inu do when he finds Kagome, but she doesn't like him because he...kidnaps her!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,064 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete