Miz Turwaithiel
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Joined 02-08-05, id: 755296, Profile Updated: 04-01-12
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hey guys! Sorry I don't have more fic up - I find it pretty hard to write fanfiction, although I love reading it.

I have a fictionpress account! http://www.fictionpress.com/~ibrandi

It's pretty much nothing like the one fic I have here, but you're welcome to give it a shot!

Thank you all for the kind words, and once I have some more time, I would love to write more stuff.

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,255 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
The Last Straw by QuMerc reviews
Sam and Dean deal with the repercussions of their brief separation. Coda to the season 1 episode, Scarecrow.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Lady in Black by Tolakasa reviews
AU. The Impala is restored, but it's developed a couple of annoying new quirks. And a grudge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sam W., Impala - Complete
To Judge a Book By Its Cover by ShrugDuckie reviews
The sequel to Reading Between the Lines. Two years have gone by since Claire Woods destroyed the plot Harry Potter books. With the help of two old friends, will she be able to repair the damage she caused to the fantasy world she loved? Read to find out..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Certifiably Frightening by Grim and Mogget reviews
In which Zoe, esteemed writer of cliches, finds that Draco and Harry don't look like the actors (horrified gasp), Transfiguration is a HARD subject, and dreams about pudding are in no way prophetic. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,561 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
By Any Other Name by toadless reviews
Harry's daughter and Draco's son, enemies, with a common ground. Maybe they could help one other, maybe they can see past titles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 9/12/2003
LOTR from ze point of view of a hunk o warm cheese by A Hunk of Warm Cheese reviews
UPDATED! I am a hunk of warm cheese. It may not be long before I am eaten or likewise meet my fate. I present to you my story, LOTR from the point of view of a humble hunk of warm cheese.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Not In a Million Years by mistressmarionette reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. My take on how Ptolemy's form came to be Bartimaeus' preferred form. Written before reading Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Forever by Lapinina reviews
Ravus was always considered brilliant. He wondered how he'd be considered now.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Sheep in Wolf's Clothing by Briana Rose reviews
Tonks may be Snape's double, Molly is worried, and Remus is, simply, Sweater. RLxNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Problem With Fate by InTooDepp reviews
A bar maid becomes embroiled in one of Jack's infamous escape plans and it almost ends up costing her her life. Now she is on the run from the authority's. Will she be able to survive piracy and Jack Sparrow in order to clear her name? [Complete]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Silver Cross by Aryanne reviews
From New York to L.A., from vampire to hunter, and from life to death to life again. From friend to enemy, from blood to ecstasy, and from pain to love to pain again. This is his existence. [KK]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,887 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Ordinary Stone by Iceduck reviews
Dudley Dursley thinks he is an ordinary wizard until he is rescued by a midget of a man, enrols at Smeltings School of Ordinary Things, learns to play rugby and does battle in a small scuffle. The Reason: DUDLEY DURSLEY IS A NORMAL BOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2005
Reading Between the Lines by ShrugDuckie reviews
What would you do if you had the chance to be sucked into the world of Harry Potter? Hook up your favorite couple? Beat up Malfoy? Try to save the life of Sirius Black? Well Claire is about to get that chance...Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
No More Prissy Girls by Treewarf reviews
“Have you ever noticed,” Eragon mused as he set down his mug of ale, “that there are a lot of prissy girls popping up nowadays?” A MarySue bashing parody cowritten by Herculeha.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2005
Once Upon a Miserable Girl's Plight by it's a riot reviews
Lily was not looking for love. In fact, she was doing everything in her power to avoid it. But then he had to come along and wreck everything...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Monument by Bowles reviews
It’s really quite funny, I suppose, how delicately built monuments of tribute and effort can crumble into nothing in mere moments. Nathaniel
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
Gonna Sing Popular by WittyFae reviews
I think we all knew this would happen but not the extent to which it grew. Everywhere, in audition spots all around America, girls are screeching Wicked wicked off key and making casting directors cry.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Lord of Junior High by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
A spoof of Lord of the Rings except it takes place in a junior high school. Gifted class students,band nerds, peer mentors, atheletes, and the whole student body bands together to destroy the One Pen. This used to be in script format, but since the admins
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004
Dreaming of You by Mystica reviews
Four Muggle girls made the mistake of falling in love with four wizards... and chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 200,932 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/26/2001
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Don't Forget To Wear Flowers In Your Hair by Gitana reviews
Buffy, now an old lady, is dying. Spike and Angel are by her side
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Spike, Angel - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Usefulness of Memory Charms by Cerridwen reviews
Parody of Severus Snape. What would Severus Snape's life look like if there wasn't a thing called Memory Charm? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Severus S.
Famous Last Words reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
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