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Joined 02-08-05, id: 755402, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Brotherhood of the Wolf.

First, my fav characters and/or pairings:

from HP: I mostly love obscure characters, LOL:

my *fav*fav*fav* are: (--> a long fic abt them in progress, but it might take long time!)

and of course the less obscure Twins and Peeves, they rock my socks xD (--> for Twins and no twincest, check my fic SQuidditch!!!)

pretty much all The Noble And Most Ancient House Of Black,

... including the I-wanna-have-all-her-hair-colours-rebel Tonks ...

and the superb silver/green interior designer Regulus;

all the Malfoys, of course, together with their de luxe mansion;

newly discovered that I'm totally vibing Karkaroff/Narcissa;

And the Dumbledore brothers, their goats and chicken ... ooops, phoenix! ;)))

And of course our dear S/M queen Bellatrix ... she's creepy and hilarious in the same time!

Professor Slughorn is also very funny :)))

I love all the Hogwarts Founders: Helga, Rowena, Godric, Salazar!!! (--> they have been rockstars since their childhood, check my fic Magic of Childhood!!!)

Oh, and Rita Skeeter - I cant' decide, which is more bitchy, Cruccio!Bella or Quill!Rita LOOOL!

Last but not least: the Giant Squid xD

me is an incorrigible Slytherin lol ... and

from Narnia: Susan/Caspian, obviously, LOL! And Lucy and Edmund are totally adorable, too :D ... Peter is too magnificent for me ;P And Aslan too, even though I love big cats, too xD

from Inheritance: Angela/Oromis & Blödhgarm/Nasuada (--> no evidence for the ships, but I like non-canon this time;) ... and Murtagh & Thorn, and Vanir *the Vain*, of course :))

from Twilight: Alice/Jasper & Esme/Carlisle ... but my fav chars are Alice and Carlisle respectively!)

from LotR: not really my fandom, cos in LotR there's not much humor, but Aragorn should totally get together with Eowyn LOL ... and I also love two funny little hobbits from the movies: Merry and Pippin, right?

Second, some info on me (finally, like I've been promising for last 5 years, huh!)

I'm born in 1983, quite old for this community, but no fear, I think young ;)

I'm a graduate tourism organiser, (and looking for a job, so not very regularly active on here!), so I often send my beloved characters to breathtaking locations (--> check my Susan/Caspian Mi Chico Latino fic;)

I love talking to foreigners, both tourists and online people, so feel free to contact me :D (I suck at answering PMs and emails in time, sry, I'm an instant chat person;)

I'm a cat-lover, but sadly not a cat-owner yet ... (--> for cats and laugh and fluff check out Kittystyle;)

So, I like to laugh, so humor & fluff are my fav genres over here :) --> and romance, of course, if written in a funny and/or fluffy and/or sexy way :)))

I joined for HP fanfics, but then I also expanded to other verses, to my gr8 surprise :O (btw, I announced an Inheritance fic - but, delay on that, fic is too sexy, so problems with getting it beta-ed for technical details, sry :s)

HP was my first fantasy fandom, before I was totally into realistic stuff, both modern and history (Jane Austen, f.ex.) ... but even so, I love HP stories more for the ''making fun of the school system'', than for magic ... but I do love the rich and diverse fun setting! And the Giant Squid (--> have a laugh, check my SQuidditch fic LOL;)

I don't like slash; my fav pairings are pretty much all canon, and het, unless author stated otherwise like in the case of our dear Albus ;P

I'm not an avid reader, so I usually check out only fandom that everybody is already hyper about or whatever friends recomend me ... that's why I only have HP, Narnia, Twilight, etc. here.

I prefer movies over reading, as well as googling for nice fanart and sometimes reading comics: Astérix, Lucky Luke, Ralfi, Nemi, Miki Muster (--> in case u don't know the last comic, it's a Slovene one;) ...

Apart from writing & reading fics, I also like: photography, traveling and socialising with local posse lol, wellness, shopping, sewing (I'm a cosplayer in the making;), in-line skating, chatting, psychology, cuddling cats and dogs and cute boys lol, comedies (both in theatre and cinema), prescious stones, music and festivals (pretty much all genres, also classical, as long as BPM is really high, can't stand slow music), I also like good food - sweets esp. --> pretty much all enjoyable stuff life has to offer ;)))

in short: I love fun!!!

I hate: conformism, authority, school system, stupid rules that don't make sense IRL, paperwork, legal issues, and other such shit

Even though I hate legal stuff, here's the general disclaimer: I'm just playing with existing characters and settings that belong to the creators of their fandoms, I don't own them ... I only own my OCs and the plots for my fics. I'm not making any profit, I write fics for fun, so don't sue me!

Hope to be more active here and write some more funny goodies in my fandoms ... enjoy my posted stories!

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My Wings by Zandie reviews
is freedom really free
Hush, Hush - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Predicaments by Max and Keith reviews
Arya only sought to drown her sorrows, but got more than she bargained for, due to a certain furry elf. Can they learn to get along? Or will Arya only be pushed further from her family? BlogharmxArya. AU.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Arya, Blödhgarm
Two Virgins, One Backseat by GEM1588 reviews
A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
A Punk at Heart by sylizen reviews
Sometimes there's just another side to admire about yourself, including your inner punk. A poem dedicated to Novala Takemoto's Kamikaze Girls and my punk at heart.
Kamikaze Girls/Shimotsuma Monogatari - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
The Photo by Alice-Jasper 4ever 16 reviews
Who did Alice used to dress up before Bella came along? and what's on the photo Emmett found in Alice and Jasper's bedroom? Alice and Jasper fluff oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Kitty Bennet's Lament by Firefly Conlon reviews
Kitty Bennet is sick of all the attention her sisters are getting. Can be used for a monologue.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Swan Lake by CoryphaeusRex reviews
Narcissa is disappointed with her new husband, and Karkaroff's masquerade party only serves to highlight how inadequate he is. Narcissa/Avery. Written as a trade with thedragonchaser. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Narcissa M., Avery - Complete
Want and Need by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
Patch doesn't want to sacrifice Nora's body anymore. No. He has something else he wants to use it for.... Rated Teen for now! :D
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
Epic Mind Failure by dontstealmyvitaminies reviews
What WAS going through Darcy's mind before he proposed? How does it involve a rubber chicken, cows and a near swordfight between his senses? Well, it all ties together with muchly lolz and a great deal of randomness.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Sail On, Silver Girl by stella8h8chang reviews
June 1996. Narcissa Malfoy, in the aftermath of Draco’s induction, reads Igor Karkaroff’s last words, and is compelled to take matters into her own hands. Can be read as a sequel to ‘When You Hear Nothing At All’. For the Writers Anonymous Hook Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Narcissa M., I. Karkaroff - Complete
When You Hear Nothing At All by stella8h8chang reviews
Before there was Lucius, there was Igor Karkaroff. This is the story of a love which words could not express. Written with ToManyLetters' Valentines Day prompts. A series of scenes, dating between 1963 and 1979.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Narcissa M., I. Karkaroff - Complete
Death Eaters by Ms. Severus Snape reviews
Oneshot. Fluff. The Death Eaters were coming for Igor Karkaroff and he was ready to go. KarkaroffNacrissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - I. Karkaroff, Narcissa M. - Complete
Igor Karkaroff drabbles by Czarna Pantera reviews
A series of drabbles about Igor Karkaroff and his life. Severus Snape appears also from time to time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - I. Karkaroff, Severus S.
Tale of a Time Long Gone by Star of the North reviews
We all know of them, for without them where would Hogwarts be? Bold Gryffindor, Fair Ravenclaw, Sweet Hufflepuff, Shrewd Slytherin. Founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,769 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
Venomous II by Phinea Rogue reviews
A sequel to Venomous. Voldemort knows that Snape has betrayed him and he begins to toy with his mind in an attempt to gain him back. What are his plans? How will Snape deal with it? [completed] no slash, no HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,376 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort
Pure in Heart by Verse reviews
The Portrait Phineas visits his widow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Phineas Nigellus
Trevor's Christmas Wish List by Lady Edelweiss reviews
A glimpse into the thoughts of the Hogwarts animals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Neville L.
Glass by Verse reviews
Grima's encounter with a mirror
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Grima W., Eowyn
To Meet History by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
First in the "History" trilogy. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, and Lupin get to spend the summer with a thousand year old vampire who attended Hogwarts when she was young. A founder fic. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - OC, Hermione G. - Complete
Venomous by Phinea Rogue reviews
Dumbledore wants Snape to continue teaching Harry Occlumency. But Severus has other problems than giving lesson to 'that Potter brat'. Features Snape's father. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Memories of the Past by Dark Lady of Slytherin reviews
[One Shot] A Forgotten Time never really is forgotten, just lost. Slowly the tale of a founder is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Characters: Phineas Nigellus, Cornelius Fudge. “You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts…but you cannot deny he’s got style…” AN: Well, after THAT, how couldn't I help but wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2003
That We May Learn From Them by Sinical-Sarchasm reviews
An very short little digression from typical Founder Fics. What if the four founders were not as we think them to be? Probably totally incorrect, but hey, its FANfiction. Just a little thing I wrote when I was bored to death in Algebra. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2001
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Mon Petit Marquis
Romantic, decadent and regretful bit of European history. Movie verse: Brotherhood Of The Wolf Le Pacte des Loups . Rated 16 for POV of a courtesan – if you disapprove, then don't click!
Brotherhood of the Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
The Magic of Childhood
Featuring The 4 Hogwarts Founders as Children: the First Magical Signs of all The Hogwarts Four; in order of appearance: Rowena, Salazar, Godric and Helga!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Mi Chico Latino
AU, fluff, romance: Susan lives in 2000s, not in 1940s visits a wise psychiatrist to find out why it feels wrong kissing home boys. She finds a wardrobe in the office … and finds out that she subconsciously misses Caspian!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Cissy – Lover and Mother Pure Platinum Perfection
Lucius is in Azkaban, and Narcissa recollects the early highlights of their romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
SQuidditch reviews
Twins wanna make sure that Percy gets busted when having illegal fun with his girlfriend. They provoke McGonagall into inspecting him, while preparing another nasty shock for Percy …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Kittystyle reviews
Innocent, despite the title; Filch’s cat Mrs. Norris gets pregnant with Hermione’s Crookshanks. Plenty of humor, also starring McGonagall, Snape, Fred & George Weasley, Peeves, …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Argus F., Hermione G.
Phineas Nigellus and the … reviews
Phineas Nigellus and the … is a series of anecdotes about Phineas's life, in joker's style with all the possible respect for Phineas' satyrical humor. Featuring also Sirius' attitude towards the Noble and most antient house of Black and their moto Toujour
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005