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boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

The girl you called a slut In class today. She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.

The girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.

The girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother's dying.

You think you know them, but guess what? You don't! Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99%of you won't! But repost if you're that 1% with a heart.

LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile (why haven't i seen this more?)

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Don't steal. The government hates the competition

Education is important. School, however, is another matter

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.(Hades yeah!!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that, paste this to your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste this to your profile.

white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Rights to this go to SincerlyChris.

You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Sam Uley, I say Remus Lupin. You say Team Edward, I say Team Potter. You say Robert Pattinson, I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'. You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think that's Lily and James.

Girls say vampires are sexy in their angst...but only after sacrificing all dignity and self-respect for sparkling in sunlight.

You say Edward, I'll say Harry; now STUPEFY!

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules! And Twilight sucks!

"Does no one want a Redvine?! Has the world gone sane?!"

"Did you get mah text?"

"Yes."

"Well you didn't text me back."

"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3; I hated that movie!"

"Come on, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place."

"Look at my face, Remus. Do I look happy to you? Lupin got fired! Lupin got fired!"

"Everything tastes better with Redvines."

"Redvines. What the hell can't they do?"

"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"

"Oh, this is all so illegal!"

"Oh, hey, Snape."

"You never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot."

"Oh, God dammit, it's a text from Umbridge. 'We need to talk. Colon, right parenthesis."

"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I do not envy you. Oh, sorry, that's me. What the devil?! It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you've dragged me into this?!"

"Well, the first thing that came out of my mouth was 'AHHHHHHHHH!' Then I did the only thing that would make the whole situation less awkward for everyone. I disapperated."

"Oh, yeah, duh! Hermy-one's a butt!"

"Well, I broke a couple of my own rules, I suppose. Confessed my love for Lily Evans, I saved Harry Potter, and I made out with Grubbly-Plank again."

"It still refers to dementors as ring-wraiths."

"Well, if it isn't Harry f*ing Potter."

"I finally get to dance again, woohoo!"

"What the devil is going on here?!"

"I said it once, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been, and you always will be a butt-trumpet!"

"You're still a no good weiner-jacket."

"Tell me more about this Pigfarts, I find it to be very interesting."

"And now, thanks to you, we've been transported to this mystery location."

"Well, I don't find this surprising, at all."

"Who be disrespectin' Umbridge?! You gonna die, Shlongbottom!"

"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?"

"Malfoy, ya little shit!"

"Is okay good?"

"Quirrell, okay is wonderful."

"Did I do it so that people would like me? No, I hate people."

"When life sucks, just dance. And, since life always sucks, always dance."

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars."

All of the previous quotes are from either AVPM, AVPS, or AVPSY

Copy and Paste if you love Starkid

A 15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13.

People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight.

People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

People call a boy a crybaby. No one knows his mom is dying.

Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping.

The 28 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

28. Thou shall listen to these rules to respect thine readers and thine FanFiction Gods. It will make thou a better writer overall.

Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Hazel Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank Whenever I see a bow and arrow set.

I promise to remember Octavian Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth Whenever I'm in love

I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working with metal.

I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area.

52) I will not hit anybody with a wand, even if I don't do a spell.

53) I will not yell Shazam when I am trying to transfigure something.

54) I will not tell Moaning Myrtle that Olive Hornby is at Hogwarts for a month

55) I will not raid the kitchen before Quittich games for rotten tomatoes to throw at the players.

56) I will not place a circus mirror by the Fat Lady to make her look thin

57) I will not launch spoonfuls of porridge at the owls every morning.

58) I will not ride the therstals and feed them Mrs. Norris

59) I will not launch fireworks off the Astronomy Tower

60) I will not spray the plants with weed killer at Herbology when they bite me.

61) I will not eat any pets, including owls, toads, cats and rats, even if they taste good.

62) I will not fill a water gun up with random potions and squirt them at people

63) I will not make make-up with bubotuber pus to sell to the girls at school so they will get pimples

64) I will not say that Draco looks gay with his blond hair, even if he does.

65) I will not give stilts to Professor Flitwick on Christmas.

66) Selling T-Shirts that say 'Keep Calm and Ask Hermione' is banned.

67) I will not steal all the wizards chess players to create a miniture battle in the courtyard

68) Putting fake dememtors around the school is discouraged

69) I will not chew Drooble's Best Blowing Gum during class

70) Exploding bonbons are not meant for throwing at people

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

You know that girl? The one who's always reading?

You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?

You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?

You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?

You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?

You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?

You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?

Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.

Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.

Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.

Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.

Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.

You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

LOL

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob-

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

(='.'=) BUNNY!

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(Destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist

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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 170 - Words: 1,496,562 - Reviews: 20238 - Favs: 21,615 - Follows: 23,230 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 209,065 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,541 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/24/2024 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's incompetence, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 527,676 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 11/16/2024 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
By Hephaestus Forged by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Prometheus Unbound, Slytherin Companion to Ritually Yours. Draco Malfoy has changed, and is about to take on changing the Slytherins in his year. Meanwhile his family's expansion continues
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,569 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/3/2024 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Rebellion Of Hogwarts by kevin1984 reviews
After the death of his Godfather at the Ministry, Harry has had enough. Learning of the prophecy he will have to take the fight to Voldemort and his followers. New alliances will be formed. With three headships Harry intends to bring this war to a satisfying conclusion. He will be a pawn no more. Powerful/grey/head of house/political Harry. Harry/Daphne/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,892 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 6,405 - Follows: 7,918 - Updated: 10/8/2024 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 711,600 - Reviews: 10138 - Favs: 21,648 - Follows: 24,435 - Updated: 9/13/2024 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Why to Sort a Student is a Horrible Job by Ebenbild reviews
The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,285 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 4,050 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 6/2/2024 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S., Sorting Hat, Founders
Trying To Save the World Here, You Mind? by Nemesis13 reviews
In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 10/1/2023 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter]
The Good Master by PeacefulCompassion reviews
Harry didn't have the authority of the Ministry. He didn't have the reputation of the Dark Lord. He didn't have the influence of Lucius Malfoy. At heart, he was a simple tailor. "But anyone who had heard of Harry Potter knew that he was more than just a simple tailor. He was a good master." Abused, wise-beyond-years Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 169,884 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 9/26/2023 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P.
The Marauders by EvelynWn reviews
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs: Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers left behind a legacy that every teacher remembers. They keep it a secret so future Magical Mischief-Makers can't follow in Mischief-Making footsteps. This is the story they don't want you to know, all seven years of it. Don't forget to hide the evidence, the spell's simple: Mischief Managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 180 - Words: 394,805 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/28/2023 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Red Room by Ebenbild reviews
Neville walks into a red room. "Hello, Harry," he greets. "I see you were busy in the last eight years since we saw each other." Some people change their profession after a loss. Harry is one of them. With Neville's and Malfoy's plan, the world will rue the day Harry lost his loved ones... even if the world might not remember it. Time travel! Somehow Dark-not-Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,814 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L.
Come Together by oniforever reviews
It begins in 1943. Tom Riddle searches for his place in the world, and ends up getting captured by HYDRA. After being saved by a crazy muggle in spandex, he must learn to adapt to the new playing field, and have some odd friendships along the way. AU. Soldier!Tom Riddle. No pairings. Starts in CA:TFA but will spread to the other films.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,837 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 5/24/2023 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Tom R. Jr., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Family Secrets by Ebenbild reviews
Every normal family has its secrets – and Petunia Evans Dursley is the head of the most normal family in the world… Watch out, Dumbledore! The Evans Family decided to wreak havoc! Nice!Dursleys Manipulative!Dumbledore somehow Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,056 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 5/3/2023 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Petunia D.
Two For One by Ourliazo reviews
Harry thinks to himself; why not? So he picks up a little Tom Riddle and tries to indoctrinate the boy into following a Gryffindor approved set of morals. He grabs Gellert Grindelwald too because if he screws up with one, he still has another try. (Poor Harry never does stand a chance.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 79,724 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 4/2/2023 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G., Death - Complete
Harry's Questions by TimeArtist reviews
What happens when Harry starts asking questions when Hagrid took him shopping before first year? What happens when the goblins help Harry? And what happens when Harry's house doesn't include red and gold? Romance in later years. Chapters 1-17 reworked with corrections and extra content. Slash Harry/Theo;Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,122 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 5,793 - Updated: 3/28/2023 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Harry P., Neville L., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Rebirth of the Founders by DaSalvatore reviews
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,207 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 7,904 - Updated: 3/6/2023 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 196,027 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 8,921 - Follows: 7,618 - Updated: 9/27/2022 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
For Your Own Good by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Harry Potter finally has the family of his dreams. Problem is, they're only in his dreams, and as the Dursleys are always telling him (for his own good, you know), dreams don't come true. Or do they? Journey with Harry as he uses his dreams to reshape his reality and write his very own definition of good. First year Hogwarts AU, Dangerverse-derived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 195,628 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/16/2022 - Published: 3/1/2015
Stuck by PrincessCeliel reviews
When an accident in Charms causes Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy to get stuck together, Hermione assumes that Headmaster Dumbledore will be able to free them...only he can't. The pair are forced to be together, and beliefs are questioned, sanities are threatened, and the whole of Hogwarts is thrown upside down in the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 141,731 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 6/30/2022 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Harry Potter and the Elemental Tale by defiasstone2 reviews
When George and Fred give Harry the Marauders map, they merely intend to allow Harry to travel to Hogsmeade for a day of fun and levity. Harry notices something on it however and heads off to investigate, unearthing an entirely new direction for his destiny to follow. Elements of Frozen will influence characters and scenes in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,663 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 4/9/2022 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Paint It Black by Nemesis13 reviews
Iris Potter was given the solemn duty to protect her young male counterpart the next reality over from the forces of evil. The only problem? They forgot to give her any rules to follow. Now known as Iris Black watch as she kidnaps Harry Potter and turns reality on its head as she finds the best way to make his childhood not only memorable, but worthy of the Marauders Dynasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 4,585 - Updated: 3/22/2022 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 15,145 - Follows: 18,601 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
Space Dad by Hoseki13 reviews
Shiro is not a Space Dad. Heck, he's not even old enough to be one! "I did it! I actually managed to beat Keith! Shiro, did you see that!" Shiro is feeling proud but he is not a Space Dad. Nope. VOLTRON IS NOT MINE.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/19/2022 - Published: 7/7/2017
From the Top by PFTones3482 reviews
With a cast as crazy as the Voltron crew, you're bound to have a lot of mishaps on set. This is a collection of those mishaps, bloopers, and behind the scenes moments of Voltron: Legendary Defender. Currently up: Season 8, Episode 3
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 96,624 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/9/2022 - Published: 4/1/2017
The Maillard Reaction by Snargaluff Pod reviews
It seemed fate loved to make him suffer. The boy-who-just-wouldn't-die. After a messy fight at the Ministry of Magic Harry finds himself thrown into a crazy world of superheroes, gods, and talking computers. What happened next? Well, you'll have to read on to find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 12/11/2021 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Forever and a Day by Alomoria reviews
Time-travel fic. 2nd-3rd year. It's been almost a year after the Battle of Hogwarts, and the Trio (plus one) have decided that the chance to make things right the first time may be too good to pass up. / Just another idea I had. Will of course include Snape, Lupin, etc. No bashing, no slash. slightly AU (obviously haha). Humor, comfort. A little mystery.XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,793 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 6/9/2014
The Exile of Remus Lupin by Skyla Ladona reviews
When he was small, Remus Lupin became a werewolf. He lived life in exile away from an intolerant world. However, the people who cared about him throughout his life proved to him time and time again that living in exile was not necessary. (eventual Tonks/Remus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Remus L., James P., N. Tonks
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,968 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 8,303 - Follows: 9,380 - Updated: 4/23/2021 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,630 - Reviews: 7977 - Favs: 14,498 - Follows: 12,538 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Tamer by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry Potter is tired of the Dursleys. And after seeing how Fudge refused to listen to Sirius's pleas of innocence, he's tired of them too. So he runs away. And finds his purpose. Fourth-year fic. Homoromantic, asexual Harry. Slash undertones. Not Abandoned, but on Hiatus for unknown amount of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,587 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 5,417 - Updated: 3/20/2021 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Shadow of Voltron by limegreenarcher reviews
Nico was finally happy; he had survived two wars, Tartarus and found a place to belong. But now the fates had taken all that away from him, landing him in the middle of another war; this time galaxies away from Earth. Trapped in the future and surrounded by strangers, Nico struggles to keep his shadows at bay as he tries to gain, and keep, the trust of those around him. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Nico A., Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Coran
Laughing Manor by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry was just about to turn seven, Mrs. Figg broke her leg, requiring Minerva McGonagall to arrange another family to move into Little Whinging to watch him. The daughter of the late Lord of Cackle Manor is coming home with her family, and Privet Drive will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/26/2020 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W.
The Intelligent Potter by PxFive reviews
"From his own experience, Harry knew that luck had never been on his side. At that moment he decided that he wouldn't rely on luck to solve his problems, he had to become smart, beyond the norm and talk his way through life. That's the only way he could survive." Also reposted onto webnovel by ME.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 109 - Words: 139,602 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Arcturus B.
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
[No longer being updated. Rewrite IP on profile] Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 6,101 - Follows: 7,614 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
It All Started in a Bank by lazybum89 reviews
The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,974 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Draco and Astoria's Story by slytherin05 reviews
The story of how Draco and Astoria followed their hearts and chose to be together. Based on their canon love story from the Cursed Child. WARNING: contains spoilers. Rated M for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/4/2020 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,274 - Reviews: 5522 - Favs: 14,159 - Follows: 14,779 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
We, Harry Potter by wille179 reviews
Down in the Chamber of Secrets, as Harry was dying from the basilisk venom, something awoke within his blood that began changing him, body, mind, and soul. The destruction of the horcrux in his head kicked that process in the metaphorical balls. Now, what are Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, and Harry to do as a literal five-headed dragon? (Mostly fluff, no character bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,895 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rubeus H.
The Rivalry by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Draco's rivalry with Potter was well known at Hogwarts. When events at the beginning of Fourth year lead to the two of them becoming more than rivals, it activates an avalanche of unforeseen consequences that threaten to ignite the wizarding world. Contains: dark creatures, meddling Dumbledore, dark magic, smart Harry, possessive Slytherins, bad parents, bullying, and some bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,018 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stranger Than Fiction by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry receives a mysterious set of storybooks his 9th birthday. The summer he turns 11 Harry discovers not only does he share the main character's name - he IS the main character. The books tell the future! Now, what would a fairly clever child with no adult supervision do with this knowledge? Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Harry P.
Percy Take the Wheel by Kitty Smith reviews
A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,521 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 4/11/2020 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Percy W.
Love As Endless As The Sea by WarrynSparklegem reviews
Klance Mermaid AU Keith is injured and has no choice but to put up with the human Lance. There's a slight problem though; Keith's wary of humans and his brother hates them. While they learn to put up with each other, a brutal evil hatches its plan to rise up and take over Keith's home. Will Keith get home in time to save it? And will he accept Lance's help? DreamWorks own VLD
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/11/2018 - [Keith, Lance] T. Shirogane/Shiro, Zarkon
Purple is the Gayest Color by Sonic Squid reviews
Galra!Keith au where Keith's Galra form shows when he gets too angry. One day Lance and Keith get in a fight when Keith snaps. Now Lance has to keep this secret. The two bond over this new-found secret and become really close (Klance and Galra!Keith...duh)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Keith, Lance
Pottymouth by daisyywrites reviews
10 times Pidge proved to be the biggest pottymouth of the Paladins, and 10 times she managed to avoid trouble. Rated T for language (obviously). Cross-Posted on Archiveofourown.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 8,219 - Follows: 10,045 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 109 - Words: 878,803 - Reviews: 6713 - Favs: 7,719 - Follows: 6,937 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 19,204 - Follows: 21,172 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 7,711 - Follows: 8,025 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Old Frenemies by Bipbop-dipdop reviews
Stranded on Earth with no castle and out-of-power lions, the paladins have to find other ways to keep their minds busy and off the war. While out trying to have fun, Pidge runs into people- bullies- she never thought she'd see again, re-opening old wounds. To add salt to the wound, new enemies join the old demons haunting not just Pidge, but all of team Voltron. Post s6
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,665 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 6/21/2018 - Keith, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H.
Druid in Blue by Rahar Moonfire reviews
When Sendak captured the Castle, the Druid Lance was by his side. With Sendak defeated, Lance is stuck trying to figure out how to juggle his new life as the paladin of the Blue Lion, his duties as an Altean Druid of the Galra Empire, and his growing infatuation for the Red Lion's paladin. Quiznak his life. He just wanted something to eat not a Lion and a lover. Why him?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 207,686 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 9/13/2017 - [Lance, Keith] Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN AS ANOTHER STORY, 'A CURSED CLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 198,012 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
Marks of Changes by Silverrenegade reviews
Sonething’s happening to Keith. And it scares the living hell out of him!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,753 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Keith, Lance
Unintentional Consequences by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Draco Malfoy was minding his own business in his compartment alone when a Gryffindor decided to fall from the sky and make their second trip to Hogwarts a bit more exciting than planned. Or the one where Harry isn't confident in Ron's capabilities to fly the car and makes a jump for it when they fly over the train, a little traumatized, and blurts out his problems to Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Draco M.
Falling Inside the Black by PseudonymousEntity reviews
When the Horcrux within awakens Harry changes forever. If a murdering Godfather and soul sucking dementors weren't enough he faces the reality of house politics, a psychopathic werewolf instructor, and his imminent merge with the soul of Tom Riddle. Good thing he's got a sense of humour. BAMF!Lupin. Creepy!Lupin. Crack. Jealous!Gryffindors. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 9,246 - Follows: 10,476 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
A Godfather's Duty by Nemesis13 reviews
James and Lily chose him to guide and raise their son if they were ever struck down, and for once in his life Sirius Black took his duty to heart and did just that. Pity for all the meddlers, for the son of Prongs, raised by his mother, at the side of Padfoot, really had no patience for the wizarding worlds pretentious idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 11/9/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L.
Altering History by Lumcer reviews
NEW SUM: Voldie's dead, but Harry's life is still on the line… that's of course when things always decide to happen to him. What's to be done when you find yourself in someone else's body and apparently in the past? You keep your mouth shut and repeat on loop 'Oh S…' I mean 'Don't freak out' in your head… right? Warnings?: Time Travel, De-ageing, Mute, Lang, slash, Ch Bash, Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,920 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Destiny by blackflash123 reviews
Abandoned by his parents in favour of their famous twin, Roderick Potter the 'boy-who-lived', Hadrian ventures into the magical world showing promise of skill, brilliance, and unlike his brother, competence. How will he change the magical world? How will he fare against foes like Dumbledore and Voldemort? How will the hallows help him in achieving his goal? Revolutionary Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,526 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 2/2/2017
Harry Potter and the Professor Position by Starrynyte04 reviews
What happens when Fred and George play a prank on Umbridge? This seemingly small event will trigger many unexpected consequences in the lives of Harry Potter and his friends. Introducing Professor Potter! Soon, everything will change. Things aren't black and white. And truths don't stay hidden. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 4/25/2019 - Published: 3/26/2015
Benefits of old laws: Out-Takes by ulktante reviews
Short scenes that do not fit into the main story. No update schedule. Will not make much sense without reading "Benefits of old laws". No particular order, I publish them as they come to me to be written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,909 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 1/19/2016
Coming to Terms by gtgrandom reviews
Once again, there are six paladins and five lions. As the team makes their way home to Earth, Lance musters the strength to say goodbye to his friends. (Slow burn klance, post season 6)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,441 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
burning down the house by vivaldisbitch reviews
When Keith finds out what element the Red Paladin represents, he's sure it must be some kind of cosmic joke. For Keithtober 2018, Prompt 1: Red Paladin
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. That was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family. DISCLAIMER: DISCONTINUED because I no longer support J.K. Rowling's platform (more infos in my profile). Apologies to the readers of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 7,252 - Follows: 8,054 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Lionesses by pikatif reviews
Voltron AU One-Shots where the lions are neko girls - bonding is gonna be a lot more fun (and hassle). Rated T for some swearing, couples change (I'm a multishipper) and your ideas are welcome! Ch. 11: Earth is a bright and new place - perfect for shenanigans! (I'm back yo)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 6/8/2018
Magic Hacker Harry by ZelotOneShotter reviews
Desperation can cause unheard of feats. None more powerful than the desperate desire of a mother protecting her child. Lily Potter would never realise the power she gave her son, but then, neither would the Dark Lord...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Harry P.
I Did Nothing by Secre reviews
When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,115 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Convalescent by pokesyourcheek reviews
It was about time that they finally got a chance to breathe. [post s7]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2018 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
The Times They Remembered Pidge Was a Girl by Magma Writes reviews
The stuff you have to deal with while being a girl doesn't change just because you're up in space. At least you have four guys, five lions, and two aliens on your side. One-Shot Collection. Periods, crushes, girls night, etc.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,281 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Everything Has a Price by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Ancient Runes are a language of invocation, of summoning, of creation. A golem lay buried in a park near Little Whinging, the remnant of the only Potter to become a Dark Lord, when a bleeding Christina Potter lashes back against her cousin. Upon discovering her mother's trunk, full of lost, contraband magic, Christina goes seeking dangerous heights...fem!Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,415 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Padma P.
desert born by DiscordianSamba reviews
AU. The last thing Shiro expects to find out in the middle of the desert is a child- much less one that's purple.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,058 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 5/27/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
The Last Stand by Menokai reviews
The celebration did not stop, exactly, but a hushed murmur began to break through the jubilant crowd. When the initial euphoria passed, people began to remember. Whispers were exchanged as people climbed out from beneath makeshift shelters to stare at the ruined cities, at the deceptively calm atmosphere. Glances were thrown, searching, but… "Where are the paladins?" [S7 Spoilers!]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Princess Allura - Complete
These Humans are Space Orcs by UltimatePotatoQueen reviews
Coran and Allura start observing their paladins. They're surprised at how strange humans are, and Coran decides to jot all this down, for science!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 6/3/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Princess Allura, Coran
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Takashi, by EmberXMystery reviews
Pidge overhears Adam calling Shiro "Takashi" and decides to try calling him that, themself... without knowing the significance. Matt then starts to make fun of them and Adam walks in to survey the damage. (Adam is also in this!) Adashi/ Shadam fic. Fluffy. Little bit of Klance. Lance appears at the end.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Praise by Glasz Wingsz reviews
Keith doesn't know how to handle praise.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Keith - Complete
Heroes Go To Hogwarts by AnnabethsJackson reviews
Percy Jackson and co. plus Thalia and Nico are sent to Hogwarts to pose as wizards and protect Harry Potter. Set in Harry's fifth year. Will The Golden Trio find out who these mysterious american exchange students really are? Percabeth, Frazel, Japer, Caleo. disclaimer: A lot of people have been plagiarizing this story. Please stop copying my lines to your fanfiction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,342 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 8/23/2014
Almond Milk by A. E. Stover reviews
Lance is proud to say that, of all the things he could've picked up from this crappy job, his ability to look a blank-faced idiot straight in the eye and not blurt out the first insult to come to mind ranks second only to the lord and savior Jesus Christ himself.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 8/5/2017 - Keith, Lance
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7913 - Favs: 12,634 - Follows: 14,518 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Red Dragon by Yes I am using a typewriter reviews
The time turner around Harrys neck shattered sending his soul back in time; where his body could not go. When Harry finds himself in a ten year old body; in his aunts garden he vows to do things right this time and save everyone he lost. First he needs to make his friends into the new Marauders and convince the sorting hat to unite him with his own alternative to Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 152,384 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
That's Your Punishment? by slytherclaw7 reviews
What if Harry had reacted a little differently when he heard that Ron and the twins were being punished by de-gnoming in Chamber of Secrets? How would Mrs Weasley (and the rest of the Wizarding World) react when Harry's past starts to unravel? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,088 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Amelia B. - Complete
Reunion by sweetspacebaby reviews
Team Voltron arrive to Earth to find it occupied by Sendak's Galra troops. They find that the Garrison had created an underground base full of survivors hiding from the Galra. When they go to help devise a plan on how to defeat Sendak, a member of the Garrison recognizes Shiro and their emotions take over. / Shadam/Adashi / S7 Spoilers / T for language / Less than 1K Words
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro
Sacrifice by Haleykim reviews
When an alien race discovers Keith is part-Galra, they want to know how he camouflages his physical Galra features so they can harness the ability for themselves. They don't bother asking nicely.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro - Complete
Black as the Blood In Our Names by TimeAndLife21 reviews
Regulus was drowning, or at Least he thought he was until a woman of light came to him to offer a second chance. He was thrown unprepared into a new world to save his brother and Harry. Fate has a few things to change, for better or for worst. Blood will be spilled and an Ancient and Nobel House will rise again. Lets just hope that working in the shadows does more good than harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,078 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Regulus B.
In the End, Pie by Jetainia reviews
Tea is what no British meal is complete without, perhaps pie is the American equivalent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sleepover by TheSilverHunt3r reviews
It had been a long day for the Paladins and co. A sleepover was declared. Fluff, family, and friendship. Oneshot, Kuro isn't evil AU.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2018 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Keith, Hunk - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Stories exploring the character and relationships of Lance McClain, Blue Paladin of Voltron. Chapter Summary: Hunk is uncomfortable because his t-shirt keeps riding up on his tummy, but then he meets Lance and they become Seaside Beach Friends.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,214 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Keith, Lance, Hunk
Cult Potter by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Edith Potter's life with her abusive family taught her two things. First - the only language some people understood was violence. Second - fear only lasts a generation; kindness lasts forever. The Girl Who Lived returns to magical Britain a cynical visionary; drawing in allies from all four houses for an end game neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort anticipated. Dark!Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,447 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Draco M., Sally-Anne P.
A Future With You by theperksofbeinglarissa reviews
Keith was stuck in the Quantum Abyss for two whole years. We know the light from the dark star triggered visions from both the past and the future. What else did Keith see in his time in the Abyss? A certain blue-eyed Cuban boy, perhaps? What kind of future did Keith see for himself? *A little angsty, but the fluff is REAL*
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [Keith, Lance] Princess Allura, Krolia - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 7,399 - Follows: 8,929 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Muscle Debacle by the zesty lemon reviews
Lance has the best arm muscles on the entire ship! Or does he? A careless comment prompts the Blue Paladin to figure out which teammates have the best muscles and where. - One shot. Hints of Keith/Lance.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2018 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Krolia's Field Trip to Earth by StarwayScribbles reviews
Krolia didn't mean to end up on planet earth. She also didn't mean to fall for a human. Or, the Krolia centric fic about her time on earth no one asked for.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Krolia - Complete
MIT: Strange Place by Northumbrian reviews
A missing policeman leads the Muggle Interface Team, and their boss, Senior Auror Harry Potter, into a very strange place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Susan B., Lavender B.
Traitorous Thoughts by sleapyGazelle reviews
All Lance wants is to be able to pay attention in his classes and perform well in quidditch practice. It's not too much to ask for, he thinks. But there's one problem: Keith. Written for Voltron Secret Santa 2017. Cover image by @taffydesu (Tumblr)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2018 - [Lance, Keith] Minerva M., Coran - Complete
For Balance by InvisibleJediMaster reviews
The Mad Titan gathered the Infinity Stones to right the grievous wrongs he perceived in the universe and thus bring balance to it. Balance he received, but not in a way he could have predicted. MoD!Harry, Unhinged!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 724 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Harry P., Thanos
But I Make These High Heels Work by immafishcracker reviews
Exultan is a desert planet inhabited by a resilient, adaptable species of aliens, who can live in even some of the harshest of climates. They would be valuable allies to the Voltron Coalition. Unfortunately, the Exultans have grown paranoid thanks to the Galra, and will only allow Allura and two handmaidens to attend the alliance conference. Que cross-dressing Lance! Klance fic!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Complete
Abandonment Issues by Takara Phoenix reviews
Krolia is visiting the castle for the first time. Everyone welcomes her warmly. Only Lance corners her and gives her a stern warning that she still had to prove she won't abandon Keith again. Krolia is instantly impressed by the boy's protectiveness over her son, thinking he is the perfect mate for Keith. Keith/Lance slash Klance
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Keith, Lance] Princess Allura, Krolia - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
FanX by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
In which the Garrison Trio visits a nerd convention. Shenanigans ensue.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Human Traditions by EntityThatExists reviews
One day Kolivan showed up, bringing with him a message they all had feared.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Kolivan - Complete
Messages Home by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
When Sam Holt left the paladins, he took a small storage drive with him, containing the messages of a few homesick paladins
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Complete
Blood and Water by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
Keith, unsure what to do regarding the sudden appearance of his mother, turns to the only family he's ever really known
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Kolivan, Krolia - Complete
Spectre's Judgement (Death's Vengeance) by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to save his friends from Fiendfyre in the DoM. He dies and ends up in a strange limbo where he is greeted by Salazar Slytherin. He finds out a few things, and trains for years inside this strange place. A year passes outside and the war against Voldemort is going badly. Then Ginny Weasley sees heavenly light in the sky. H/G, AU after OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic of Life by Kate Carpenter reviews
End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 326,810 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 4,921 - Follows: 4,615 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Daphne G. - Complete
The Gift (Klance Fanfic) by Waterheart9 reviews
On a short trip to an alien Bazaar, Lance finds something that reminds him of Keith. He takes this as an opportunity to visit his friend, and realizes he misses him more than he thought.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Complete
Soy yo by TheSilverHunt3r reviews
Team Voltron learns some things about Lance. Latino!Lance. Oneshot.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
Bondage Bonding by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] Shiro decides it is time for the team to properly bond. Bondage is the only answer. The Paladins are less than pleased. Set in Season 1.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 2/21/2018
The Order of the Gods by aspiringarchitect reviews
Dumbledore has specifically asked for Percy and Annabeth's help protecting the Golden Trio. Join your favourite characters as they battle villains such as Umbridge, detention, and maybe some monsters. Story rated T.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,831 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 1/2/2017
Bucket List by mysecretthoughts reviews
After almost dying in the Chamber Harry realizes that he would have a lot of regrets if he had died. Sets out to make his life more memorable. Makes of list of things he wants to do. Makes a lot of new friends along the way. no mary sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,695 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 5/6/2014
I Hear You In Your Dreams by Reader115 reviews
A Klance AU snippet based on a short comic posted on Tumblr by subsjr, in which Keith proposes while sleeping, Lance accepts while sleeping, and Lance remembers the next morning.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Movie Night by Pluviophile15 reviews
Movie night with the paladins! Fluff and cuteness inside! Little bit of Langst, too. Read and review!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2018
Discovering Truth by stephSY reviews
Dolores Umbridge found a book containing life of Harry Potter. She is determined to expose his 'lies' and show what an attention seeking brat he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,779 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/25/2014
His Mother's Son by Sylindara reviews
Episode Tag for Season 5 Episode 5. Why did Kolivan send Keith? [Spoilers for Season 5]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Keith, Kolivan - Complete
Sad and Strong, Tense and Trying by WinterSky101 reviews
After they get away from Trugg, Keith and Krolia talk. Tag for 5.05 (Bloodlines).
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Keith - Complete
The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harold James Potter -who much prefers 'Harry' thanks- is the only utterly ordinary member of the great Potter family. He doesn't have political ambitions, or a high IQ. He isn't even tall enough to get the cereal off the shelf! There's a bitter and vengeful demon living inside of him though. That's something, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P.
Movie Night by writingwhimseys reviews
Lance thinks that it's time for a little bonding between the paladins. The name of the game? Avengers movie night. A little fluffy one-shot for International Fanworks Day 2018.
Crossover - Avengers & Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/15/2018 - Complete
Like Light on the Water by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Hunk shares a quiet moment with Shay and reflects on the great loves of his life. Hunay late-Valentine's Day fic.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2018
Black Revenge by Saphireanime reviews
An insane Sirius Black rescues Harry from the Dursleys after first year. rating for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,259 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Today on Hogsmeade Radio, with your favourite host Luna Lovegood! by FesteringInsanity reviews
A friendly highland community where the air is fresh, the mountains are beautiful, and creeping shadows howl in the streets while we lie in bed and pretend to sleep. Welcome to Hogsmeade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/3/2018
Friend or Foe by PseudonymousEntity reviews
At the Quidditch World Cup Harry witnesses Lucius striking his son with his cane. Upset on the blonde's behalf, Harry gets involved. Acting without thinking always was his greatest skill but, now that he's facing the consequences he realizes he might be in over his head. After all, no good deed goes unpunished. Hero-Complex!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Viktor K., Cedric D.
Hunk & Lance's Permanent Sleepover by RebelzHeart reviews
Lance is not sleeping in his room and the team doesn't know why.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
Neville Saves the Days by Steve2 reviews
Neville travels to the past in order to save the Life, Universe, and Every… oh, wait. Wrong story. Ahem. Neville travels to the past in order to save the present… er… the future. Or perhaps just get laid. Rated M for language. Crack-fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Neville L.
Let's Get Shifty by ReaSunshine reviews
Based off a concept post (would give credit if I could find who posted it) The paladins of Voltron have a mission on a planet of shapeshifters, what could go wrong?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Watching Voltron: Legendary Defender (-Lance, NO SPOILERS) by Crystallion12 reviews
Because I'm apparently not the only one who actually wants one of these, soooo... I will provide for those google searchers wondering why this hasn't really been done yet. Pfft. I'll probably never finish this... Ah well. Although viewers present will be watching S1, the Paladins are set a bit further in time- doesn't really need to be specified. Enjoy!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/2/2018
What's In A Name? by KittyAttack reviews
With Christmas approaching, the team decide to do another team bonding exercise. It doesn't go as planned, but then, does it ever? Post S4. Hinted Klance if you squint hard enough.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Complete
Finding Home by Galaya reviews
Keith never expected to be wanted by anyone or belong anywhere. Meeting Shiro changed that. Suddenly, he found himself with someone who dared to call him family. Then that was torn away from him when the Kerberos mission disappeared. But Shiro came back. An exploration of a possible backstory for Keith, along with how being part galra affects him. From meeting Shiro, to Voltron.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance
Fate's Fickle Hand by Kiera27 reviews
Harry finally won the war only to realize that nothing remained, but he trudged on. Others however chose not to let it rest and took it upon theirselves to change history with a little help from a fickle fate. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Harry P.
Myths and Magic by Mistyhallows of MoonTribe reviews
The Seven, Thalia, Nico, Reyna, and Calypso are sent on a quest to protect Harry Potter. But with the Golden Three nosing around, their job becomes a lot harder. Will the wizards accept the demigods? Will the demigods keep their cover? Or will it all fall down? ON HIATUS AND UNDERGOING HEAVY EDITING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 11/10/2015
How Harry Failed To Conquer New York by FesteringInsanity reviews
What it says on the tin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P.
Loki and a Kleptomaniac by FesteringInsanity reviews
Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
rampart walls (how we watched them fall) by achieving elysium reviews
He's supposed to keep them safe. / Or, five times Hunk couldn't protect his team, and one time he did.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Hunk
Blue Shells and Comic Books by XTheSonofHadesX reviews
Lance has too much time on his hands, Keith doesn't have enough. Lance leans more towards being outgoing and sociable, while Keith keeps to himself and can be mostly unpleasant. Neither think they have anything in common. However, there happens to be a very popular graphic novel, which Lance happens to be an avid reader of and Keith just happens to secretly be the author of.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 2/24/2017 - [Lance, Keith] - Complete
Evil is as Evil Does by Little Doctor reviews
Greetings Magical Britain. I am Lord Voldemort, and today we will be learning about my freedom march of 1981. Follow Voldemort's struggle to change Magical Britain's views on basically anything, and his attempts to mold Quirrell into a halfway decent teacher. Parody, crack fic, coherent!Voldemort, confused!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 8/16/2017 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
tired and emotional by bobtheacorn reviews
The one where Keith and Lance get a little wasted, and a little frisky, and then talk about their feelings.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance - Complete
Infinitus by october31st1981 reviews
"How long do you think they'll keep being prats about fancying each other?" murmurs Peter to Sirius. James pretends not to listen, stabbing at his dinner plate forcefully. "Oh, another four years at least." A series of unconnected drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Marauders
The Chessmaster: Black Pawn by Flye Autumne reviews
Chessmaster Volume I. AU. Harry discovers that cleverness is the best way to outwit Dudley and his gang, which leads to a very different Sorting. While Harry and his friends try to unravel Hogwarts' various mysteries, the political tension in the Wizengamot reaches new heights as each faction conspires to control the fate of Wizarding Britain. Sequel complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,994 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cookies Are Best When Shared with Friends by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Hunk was used to dealing with Lance, and he was getting used to dealing with Keith. Either way, Hunk was just glad to have fun with his friends.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk - Complete
A Voltron Christmas by CLDJendis66 reviews
Christmas in space anyone? [VSS gift for radbanette on tumblr]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2017 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
La Lune by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
It's a long flight back to Olkarion. And both Pidge and Matt have questions they're not sure if they're ready to ask.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
A Gremlin In Glasses Swoops In To Save The Day by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
First installment in a Percy Jackson AU for Voltron. In which Lance and Hunk discover that they may not be entirely human.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
The Fear Of Falling Apart by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
What if the reason Lance is so angry at Matt not because he's jealous over the whole Allura thing, but because he's afraid of being replaced?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Lance, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Bonds by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
At first, it was subtle enough that none of them realized it. The bond with their Lions—that was obvious. Lance had felt it pretty much as soon as he laid eyes on the Blue Lion, and the rest of them had all had similar experiences. It was the bond with each other that was harder to pick up on.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Complete
How It Feels by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Keith gets back to base after a mission to find a pile of presents waiting for him on his bed. Their contents leave Keith feeling wanted.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Keith - Complete
All Hallow's Eve by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
In which the Paladins discover that Keith's birthday is only a week before Halloween
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Complete
Better To Burn Than To Fade Away by this-book-has-been-loved reviews
In which Keith feels like an outsider in his own home. Part 1 takes place towards the beginning of s4e05; after the plan has been formed but before it's been set in action. Part 2 takes place after the end of s4e06.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Keith, Matt H. - Complete
maybe if it left a mark by bobtheacorn reviews
The Galra have taken so much from everyone. Everyone on his team. Everyone in the galaxy. What if he's like that, too? / Post-Blade of Marmora, Keith is dealing with the consequences. S2
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Truth or Dare? by emygrl99 reviews
A training exercise gone wrong leads the paladins to learn more about each other than they'd ever thought- or wanted, for that matter.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Keith, Lance] Pidge G./Katie H., Blue Lion - Complete
Grim Grinning Ghosts by oniforever reviews
Harry Potter died on December 4th,1987. He was buried in a mausoleum the Surrey Graveyard. Now, his ghost and his corpse are two entities. When Harrison the Ghost and Harold the Zombie get a letter to Hogwarts, Harrison hatches a plan. Watch as these two masquerade as one of the living, and will anybody find out? No pairings yet. AU. Undead!Harry. Rated T for mentions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,141 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Harry P.
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 5,585 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
A Gryffindor feeling by Cicci Green reviews
Snape discovers Umbridge's preferred method of detention. [Finally complete: Harry loves.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just the Same by DarkScales reviews
Keith's only half Galra. He never thought his other half was all that important, given that his mother described his father's planet as "a backwater hunk of rock literally named Planet Dirt," until he finds out that his fellow paladins are human. Keith isn't quite sure what to do with that. (Part 4 of It's a New Start)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Red Lion - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Twister, Klance's Worst Enemy by InkAndJournal reviews
A simple game of Twister with Pidge as referee couldn't hurt anybody. Right?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2017 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Paladin's Movie Night by Born2Ship reviews
The Paladins decide to watch a horror movie.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Susurrations by froldgapp reviews
When Keith begins to act strangely, Lance gathers the team to figure out what's wrong. (Or, Keith's 'I'm part Alien' is showing and it's not cute.)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Keith, Lance - Complete
The Apprentices of Chaos by thestralqueen147 reviews
Banished by the gods and either shunned by the Camp or lost family and friends Percy, Thalia, Nico, and Jason joined Chaos as his sons/daughters and apprentices. But when the gods need their help would they return when they vowed not to?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,763 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] [Percy J., Zoë N.]
Sanity is Quite Simply Overrated by Nemesis13 reviews
Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Arcturus B.
Myth of the Hourglass by RLSdreadnault reviews
Voldemort exiles Harry to the time of the Founders in an attempt to dispose of him permanently. Harry struggles to make the best of his situation and return to the future. His friends scramble to find him in history as Voldemort builds his power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Stinging Nettles by A Wordsmith reviews
Petunia had always hated gardening, despite her love for flowers. And so Harry Potter, from a very young age, was sent out to the gardens to work. But when his hands brush against a stinging nettle, everything changes. Now a Harry with a bit of a different goal in mind is sent to Hogwarts, armed with a bit more knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,985 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4398 - Favs: 12,409 - Follows: 14,476 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Muggle Rubbish by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Welcome to Muggle Rubbish with Mr. Weasley!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Hermione G., Arthur W. - Complete
Paladins in New York by writingwhimseys reviews
Allura suspects the Paladins are homesick, so she decides it's time to attempt a visit to Earth. Of course, chaos has a bad habit of following the Voltron crew wherever they go. What will happen when five Paladins and an Altean princess visit the Big Apple? Possible pairings, multi-chapter, day-trip AU, rated T just in case.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017
Reunion by And the EIB reviews
What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 250 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Harry P., Norberta - Complete
Heroes of Olympus: Quest for Hogwarts by ssalt21 reviews
Join our favourite demigods of Camp Half Blood as they travel to Hogwarts to create an alliance with the Wizards of England. Keeping their identities a secret is hard, with Percy around, extremely difficult, a snoopy 'golden trio', almost impossible. But with a new threat rising, it may be time to once again reunite two types of magic to defeat everyone's worst nightmare.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Percy J.
A Long Time Ago (We Used To Be Friends) by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Originally Keith was supposed to have been Shiro's copilot for the Kerberos Mission. They bonded over the thought of being on a mission together. But that all fell down the drain when something was found wrong with his blood. The fall out of the mission failure changed Keith forever. x-posted on AO3 with Art!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Matt H. - Complete
Earth, Meet Voltron by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
What happens when the paladins try to warn Earth of an incoming attack? They freak out the entire population! Also, Lance gets to see his family again. Don't own
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Lance - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Favorite by pickalily reviews
Shiro can tell everyone that there are no favorites as much as he wants. They all know he's lying.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of Cursed Child by JoeMerl reviews
All was well...before somebody wrote a stupid play about Harry and his family. A one-shot for all of my fellow "Cursed Child" deniers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., Albus S. P. - Complete
Hold the World with Gentle Hands by Kingpin1055 reviews
It's Lance's birthday, but what do you get the Blue Paladin of Voltron as a gift when traditional human presents aren't an option, and alien stuff can be questionable? Furthermore, what do you get him when you're the Red Paladin?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Pastoral Letters from Percy by Stephen Ratliff reviews
During the first year that Ron was a prefect, he got three letters from Percy. In one of them Percy was a prat, but the other two, those Ron treasured, because it was what made him a good prefect, despite what anyone else might say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/29/2017
Of Stealing, Pranks And Asking Snape by Ebenbild reviews
Fifths year, the twins are planning pranks to annoy Umbridge. But how to get ingredients for said pranks? Easy: Stealing them from Snape. But Harry has the Mauderers Map, so how do you know when Snape has left his office? Ask Luna, she knows a trick to get this information, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
Paladin's Guide to Bonding in Space by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Pidge had tried to keep it a secret that she danced, but like any secret on an alien ship that had seven people, everyone found out. Upon discovery that she was not the only member of the crew with that secret, the Paladins decided to use dance to educate their Altean hosts on how humans conduct bonding exercises. (Also available on AO3 with pictures!)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Space Shenanigans by Hoseki13 reviews
A collection of one-shots written based on tumblr prompts, memes, conversations, and everything else the internet has to offer. Might be boring, might be fun. But one thing we can all agree, Shiro is definitely the Mom Friend. VOLTRON IS NOT MINE.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H., Lance, Keith, Hunk
Harry Potter and The Watching by Patronus12 reviews
Basically, Harry Potter characters watch and react to YouTube videos about themselves. Enjoy :) Credit to Tawny for the cover collage. Note: I'm sorry for the delay in updates, but the next chapter should be up soon. Don't forget to leave a review or vote in the poll to let me know what video you want to see featured in the next chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Whatever Happened to Harry Potter? by JoeMerl reviews
In which the other residents of Privet Drive are not as stupid as the Dursleys seem to think. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Arabella F. - Complete
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No, Just Friends: Scorpius Malfoy & Albus Severus Potter by iramckenzie reviews
Voldemort is dead. The Augurey is imprisoned. All is well in the Wizarding World. Once again Scorpius and Albus are friends, the best of friends. But with fifth year approaching and the world seeing them in a new light they begin to ask themselves the question; just how deep can friendship run before it becomes something else? **SPOILERS: This FanFic contains spoilers and plot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,619 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Overprotective Weasleys by doesgeorgeisgay reviews
A compilation of one-shots about the Weasley boys and how overprotective they can be. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 4/29/2017
Protect Harry Stop Voldie Who are they? by crazy potterhead reviews
Seven and 4 others go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter and friends. Later in the story we will be joined by for people kids who seem to appear out of nowhere in the middle of dinner
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,341 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 7/11/2015
Paws and Claws by SnowyPicture reviews
Lance finds an alien dog on an abandoned planet and adopts her as his own, but unfortunately she seems to like Keith better.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Beneath the Champagne Sea by Swiss Army Knife reviews
The paladins make a diplomatic visit to a planet with sexual dimorphism roughly opposite that of Earth. Women are larger and more powerful, while men are leaner and smaller. Lance attracts more than his fair share of attention.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,559 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Keith, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Operation: Cranky Baby by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
When his team members go out on missions without him, Shiro has problems sleeping. Its down to Keith and Pidge to make sure Shiro sleeps. So Operation: Cranky Baby is born, have a nice rest Shiro.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Coran - Complete
Ripple Effect by daily-chan reviews
What if, when Harry saw a glimpse of Padfoot on the evening he ran away from Privet Drive, things had gone differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,526 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Alastor M. - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Alternate Future by Lance McClain.45 reviews
The paladin's (minus Lance) are mysteriouly sent to the future, where they meet Lance... only he's not the same as they remember. He's older, tougher, wiser, and has more than a few dark secret's. Will he open up to them? Will they ever get back home? And are they as safe as they seem? First ever FanFiction!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Lance
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 8,102 - Follows: 7,547 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Percy Jackson DADA Teacher by winterxsky reviews
Percy Jackson goes to Hogwarts to teach. (slow updates because of life)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/4/2015
Don't Sleep -you might not wake- by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Shiro always patrolled instead of sleeping, the nightmares and flashbacks were much worse when he slept. Tonights patrol ended much worse than they usually did. X-posted on AO3
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Coran, Space Mice - Complete
Garrison Days by castlestormed reviews
Snippets of the kids' Galaxy Garrison days: Hunk keeps things together, Pidge plods on with a purpose, Lance tears through life with the audacity of a trainwreck, and Keith struggles to make sense of the world. [genfic; pre-Canon; occasionally features a very put-upon Commander Iverson]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
Letters Home by Nemesis13 reviews
Violet Evans was a quiet introverted girl who just wanted to be left alone. She liked reading, talking to snakes, helping out her mum, and didn't really care much for the world at large. When Petunia told her she wasn't actually her daughter, that she was born Harriet Potter, she wasn't impressed in the slightest. No, she knew who she was, and the magical world could just sod off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Petunia D.
THE WORST MISSION EVER! by ameliacolours reviews
The urgency forced the paladins to carry out the most bizarre-embarrassing-awkward missionever. Well, at least Allura enjoyed it... and all the inhabitants of a planet for women.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017
The Boy-Who-Survived: When Ordeals Are Real by babascoop reviews
Harry has been abandoned by Vernon Dursley and had to survive on his own all his life. As the death eaters were always on his trail, he had to fight against impossible odds simply to live another day. Now he's turned eleven, will his life change ? Details on the M-rating inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Harry P.
Important Archival Information by Triscribe reviews
When Green started waking up in the trash nebula, she was able to observe and record those... Interesting Imitations performed by Pidge. And, of course, she just had to share them with the other Lions as well.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Family Bonding (With Alcohol, Dementors, and Other Hijinks) by Nemesis13 reviews
Dudley Dursley was a thuggish, self centered, and self serving individual, and he knew it. One day though, the cousin he'd been told all his life was nothing more than a worthless freak blew up at him and unloaded his entire, insane existance. His parent's were nuts, Harry wasn't the freak, it was the idiots he was forced to exist with, aside from that dentist's daughter at least
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D.
Hiding Places by Ebenbild reviews
Dean is on the run from the Snatchers in his seventh year. He stumbles over the most confusing people he ever met. If he had known he would be surrounded by insanity all year long, he might have gone with the Snatchers willingly... "Well," he said finally. "Anyone else missing from those on the run?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Dean T., Theodore N., Colin C., Marius B.
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 1,553 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Skin Care or Skin Scare by wingedflower reviews
Lance and Allura go to the space mall and end up buying an entire cosmetics shop. Lance, of course, has to try all the products in search of the perfect moisturizer, regardless of the... bizzare side-effets.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2017
The Rebellion (the Anti-Umbridge Story) by Gambitized reviews
Join the D.A. has they first recover from Umbridge's raid on the Room of Requirement, and then make Umbridge's reign of Hogwarts a rather unpleasant one. Chapter 11: Anthony puts up with Terry and Michael's efforts to ruin Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Dolores U.
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
What Was Left Behind by MoonlightStarlights reviews
Days seem to float by on repeat. Their minds float to home, to what they left behind. What they ran from. (Rating may go up as chapters progress)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
Emergency Call by Ebenbild reviews
"Harry," Hermione shouted shrilly. "I've got a problem!" To get her to tell him what's wrong on the other hand might actually turn out harder than killing Voldemort... Post-war, canon compliant;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Arthur W. - Complete
Falling by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Lance is homesick and his birthday is coming up. The team plan him a surprise while Keith tries to stop thinking about how he feels. Lance just wants Keith to kiss him. (Full fic of the story Keith told Lance in chapter three of 'Six feet under' and part of the same AU as 'It took six years' can be read separate but they're better all together)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
Solo Mission by Ebenbild reviews
What if Luna had influenced Harry in sixth year? What if the DA decided to go rogue? Seems like there are other ways to find out information and to defeat a dark lord. Regretfully, Dumbledore never thought of them. Luckily, Luna's Harry did. Borderline crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Toujours le Cœur Pur by finnie200 reviews
*HIATUS PENDING REWRITE* House Black had suffered greatly over the past decade and the older generation had been forced to watch. Now this generation of the House of Black have chosen to get involved to save their house and magics. To do so they must find a way to free Sirius Black and bring Harry Potter, grandson of a Black back into the fold and wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,047 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Nap-Time Troubles by Ebenbild reviews
Susan has troubles with her time-table. How, in Merlin's name should she manage to stay awake through a class-combination like that? ! Hannah on the other hand is unrepentant for Susan's plight: "At least you're well rested for lunch?" If Susan just could see it like that...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Dolores U., Blaise Z., Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
Voltron: Couch Potatoes by olivediamond reviews
While Coran and Allura are gathering supplies on a nearby planet, the Castle Ship is parked just right to receive Earth transmissions. So the Paladins watch some TV.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 12/18/2016 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
Union of Roses by oniforever reviews
After Harry's thirteenth birthday, he and his relatives go to an art gallery that was showcasing the artworks of Guertena. Unfortunately for Harry, his luck will follow him anywhere, even in an art gallery. Now Harry is trapped in an insane gallery with a strange yet easy-to-like purple haired teen and a bubbly blonde girl, will he get out of this one? PART TWO PENDING
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,685 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Harry P., Mary, Garry - Complete
Midday Star-Gazing by Ebenbild reviews
The first time Neville met Luna, he's asked not to step on an invisible garden gnome. After that, it doesn't take much imagination for him to believe her when it comes to the idea of star-gazing at midday or any other crazy ideas she can come up with. Could be Canon
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Strange Sorcerer, Weird Wizard by The Seven of Us reviews
*minor spoilers* Doctor Strange had seen quite a few…well, strange things during his tenure as the Master of the New York Sanctuary. But even he has to admit that a slightly catastrophic visit to the London Sanctuary takes the cake. Especially when his Cloak keeps trying to hook up with another cloak. Disconnected oneshots. By Ruby.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Strange - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Dr. S. Strange - Complete
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,768 - Published: 3/15/2017
Sleepover by cutekittenlady reviews
Hunk and Shiro go camping.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Hunk - Complete
The Animated Series by Ubriaco come una scimmia reviews
The Paladins watch an animated series someone made about their adventures and it is not what they expected.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Complete
Space Fever by thejapanesemapletree reviews
Is it possible to hate someone so much that you're allergic to them? (Or: An AU where Lance is allergic to Galra dander.)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Complete
A Star's Name by Ebenbild reviews
Why are the Blacks all named after stars? Seven-year-old Sirius is quite intrigued with that question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Sirius B., Orion B. - Complete
Letting go by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Sometimes you need to let go and cry, and sometimes you need to let your inner child free.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2017 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Princess Allura, Coran - Complete
Purple Voidspace is Boring by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
xposted on AO3. Shiro has been stuck in the middle of literal no where for ages, so when Keith and Slav come stumbling in somehow, he thinks he is saved. Until the wormhole closes.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Slav
Cake By The Ocean : 1942 by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Pidge Problem by Confetti Darkness reviews
Pidge experiences womanhood for the first time, and hopes Allura can help. One-shot about Pidge and Allura bonding. A little shallura, but mostly friendship and sisterhood.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura - Complete
A Modern Muggleborn in Hogwarts by tailysnaily reviews
1. Macarena at the Yule Ball / 2. HEELEYS IN THE HALLWAYS / 3. You got mudBLOOD on your face! where I'm gonna dump all my muggleborn headcanon oneshots. warning: its the 90s. that's your warning. btw theres a bunch of different characters in here, not just the ones listed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lee J., Parvati P.
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
A Little Bit Of Fun by Ourliazo reviews
Harry didn't know how he got to be in the past, sitting next to a teenage Tom Riddle, but damn it if he wasn't going to get revenge. No matter how petty he has to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What's up With Pidge? by rainbowrider1290 reviews
Pidge has been acting off and the Paladins are worried. A scenario in which Pidge has her time of the month, the other Paladins don't understand what they're witnessing, and Allura and Coran have a good laugh. Warning: Explicit mentions of PMS and Menstruation. Rated T to be safe.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Complete
Comfort in the Cornfield by Cyber Rogue reviews
A well meaning gift in an attempt to feel closer to Earth leaves the Paladins seeking comfort from their Leader. Shiro, however, is confused.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 5,192 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
Drag Me Over The Rainbow by mango-melone reviews
Sirius promised Harry a home. Problem is, he doesn't have one, so he convinces his friend Remus to let them live with him. But when the ministry catches wind of it, a certain pink-haired Auror comes to investigate... Set after PoA. AU: Voldemort was defeated after the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,614 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2016 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Harry P., Sirius B.
Lord of Hogwarts by Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
Harry finds out after the Tri-wizard tournament about his inheritance. He comes up with a plan. And gets emancipated. With the help of the goblins and many others will he be able to defeat Voldemort? Manipulative Dumbledore. Powerful Harry. Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Ron W., Hermione G.
Bower Birds by Maloreiy reviews
Neville Longbottom has received notice that the Ministry has instituted a new law and will be picking out a bride for him. To tell the truth, he's actually very pleased to have the decision out of his hands. A sweet little Neville/Luna Marriage Law story. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/8/2017 - [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
Risky Magic by TeraWatt reviews
A tale of a wizard, the avatar of a semi-sentient castle and the International Unspeakables. A prequel to Unspeakable Potter and the Smallville Situation. Rated T for rampant paranoia. FYI: I don't own Harry Potter or any other real thing I may or may not reference in this fanfic. Their beach, my sandcastle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P.
smile by SakuraPetal91 reviews
Smiles always were the most memorable to Keith.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Strange Earth Foods by Lady Helsing reviews
Victory might not be close at hand but that won't stop the paladins from talking about a celebration party or all the strange earthling foods they plan to have their. One-Shot.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2017
simplicity by SakuraPetal91 reviews
Sometimes the simplest of days end up being the most interesting. Keith is not quick to disagree. [Rated T for some swearing]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2017 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,336 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 5,823 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Galra Traits by made.for.life reviews
Keith is acting a bit off. After a brief explanation from a few older Galra, the team understands. It's mating season. Lance is totally down to help but not in any expected way.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Stuck With You by TortoiseNHare64 reviews
Based on the scene from Season 2 Episode 5 where Keith and Lance get stuck in the elevator. Here is my take on that scene. Rating just to be safe. Klance ahoy!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [Lance, Keith] - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 4,980 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Everything that I Knew of Love by iwouldgetaniguana reviews
Team Voltron learns something about the Galra, and Keith learns what it means to have a family. [Galra!Keith][Canon-Divergent, now][all of Team Voltron, I just ran out of character tags.]
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Keith - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Mr. Granger - Complete
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep by RheatheHadley reviews
Pidge can't sleep, so she leaves her room to search the Castle of Lions for some tech ideas. This leads to a surprise bonding moment with the Paladin she least expected. (uses female pronouns for Pidge)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 8,858 - Follows: 11,556 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
No Desert For You by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
They may have won, but what happens after? Keith worries of returning to Earth and the team comforts him as best they can. Cross Posted on AO3 under the same name. Oneshot.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Hunt for the Crumple Horned Snorkack by Amiyrasmom reviews
When Harry and Luna enlist John and Sherlock to help them find the Crumple Horned Snorkack wackiness ensues. Better summary inside. Rating because I'm paranoid and could change in the future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,722 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Sherlock H., John W.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Even a Deep Ocean Can't Keep Me From You (Siren AU) by InkAndJournal reviews
Keith is a siren of the ocean, Lance is a human of the land. When the summer comes to an end, what can the lovers do to make sure they're never separated? **LIGHT SMUT WARNING**
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Keith, Lance - Complete
First Christmas by sleapyGazelle reviews
It's team Voltron's first Christmas away from home. Pidge is trying to keep it cheery, and Allura comes up with a brilliant plan. Written for klancemas Day 1 - Mistletoe/Stockings.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Keith, Lance] Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura - Complete
One Word Story Game by CamsthiSky reviews
Lance is bored and manages to round everyone up for a game. It's fluffy and nothing hurts.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 6,426 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Avatar's Return by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 624 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 7,578 - Follows: 4,643 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Families and Familiars: Second Year by Sherza reviews
The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,035 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig
Carry That Weight by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Sometimes Lance wants to be carried.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Lance, Hunk - Complete
How Drabble by Kristina Marie reviews
Written for a certain member of the Hunk's corner for a quick drabble.
Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
Carrying the Team by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Everyone needs a piggyback ride sometimes. Hunk is (almost) always happy to provide.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Conversation by FesteringInsanity reviews
A year after being incarcerated, the prophesied saviour is visited by his old headmaster. However, he is no longer the same child that the old man remembers him as. (SomewhatInsane!Harry. This is a different take on the usual Harry-In-Azkaban story, where Harry doesn't gain superpowers, enlightenment, kingship of the island or any of that rot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Keith by IzzyV12 reviews
And when they talk about him, the red paladin of Voltron, Guardian Spirit of Fire, earthling is really the only acceptable name. Or just Keith. Keith Week Day 7: Galra.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Keith - Complete
Trick or Treat by Earth Star reviews
When Allura learns about Halloween from the paladins, she attempts to surprise them with a party with very odd results.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Princess Allura - Complete
Liberi De Luna by InkPhoenix reviews
Abandoned by his uncle in the middle of the woods, young Harry Potter is sure that he's going to die - by starvation or by wild animals. That is until he's found by Elysia, who brings him to her non-human clan... of werewolves. What will happen when they realize he's not just a human boy, but the famous Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived? [CURRENTLY ON HIATUS - SEE AUTHORS NOTE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,508 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Susan B.
The Rise and Fall of Harry J Potter by Muffliato reviews
All was well. Truly, it was. Harry Potter was so happy that not even Rita Skeeter's newest biography could spoil things. Okay, fine, so maybe he'd 'forgotten' to mention parts of his past to his loved ones. It wasn't like this disaster could end in Azkaban sentences or pygmy puff invasions, right? Right. He was worrying about nothing. — Pre-Epilogue, canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,202 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G., Rita S.
Things you said you when you thought I was asleep by Alex Marr reviews
Klance Fic Time! Keith falls "asleep" in the Observatory room on the Castle Ship. Lance is there to talk, be it one-sided.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Stars, Eyes, and Minefields by cutekittenlady reviews
During a boring sleepless night, Lance comes across a star.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Dead Men Tell no Tales(Usually) by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Little Harry Potter finds himself with the strange ability to live out a ghost's memory. Is it just the one, or can others do it too? He'll find out eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,660 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Harry P.
Nap Pile (Voltron Legendary Defender) by PenMelody reviews
Hunk and Shiro were content in their night time arrangements. But then something threw a spanner in the works. (It's innocent, I promise.) (Brief reference to Paper Stars, no need to read it before hand...but if you want to, you should)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2016 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Hunk - Complete
Harry Hightop by Lizzie121212 reviews
Alice finds a small boy who is quite Wonderfully Mad in the Upperworld. Well, there's only one place for him, isn't there? Let's see how Hogwarts manages a Potter raised in Wonderland.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 10/30/2015
Broken Paladins by Rangergirl3 reviews
Haggar has the Paladins, Coran, and Allura at her mercy, and Zarkon has taken back the Black Lion. Or has he? Lots of Space Family and Shiro/Allura. Eleventh story in the 'Lost Paladins' series. (Can also be read on its own). The story 'Scavenger Hunt' explains how they all ended up captured. If you'd like to read how all that came about, you can go straight to SH's Ch 8-Ch12.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Princess Allura, Haggar - Complete
Confidence Issues by emiliaf24 reviews
Just another night of Harry teaching his little group of teenage anti-establishment super soldiers aka the DA…until it's not. (5th Year AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Harry P., Neville L.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
We do stupid things when we're angry...like wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Team Building Exercises by Rangergirl3 reviews
Keith's Galra heritage is revealed to the rest of the team. Third in the 'Lost Paladins' series.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Keith, Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura, Coran - Complete
Interspecies Gender Theory Hour by sqbr reviews
Lance decides it's up to him, as the most enlightened and tactful member of the team, to have an important conversation with Hunk about girls. In which the author plays around with gender and age in the Voltron universe before Season 2 comes along and josses everything. Background one sided Lance/Allura, even more background Lance/Keith and Allura/Shiro subtext.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura - Complete
Everyone Needs a Cuddle Buddy by sorasbootay reviews
"Sorry that you had to deal with me all night" Keith spoke up first. Lance chuckled lightly at that and shrugged it off, "It wasn't that bad." He replied, not trying to figure out what he had exactly meant by that. He was too awake to get back to sleep, and sadly, the same was Keith. (this is all fluff and just a bunch of stuff on the bois cuddling and being gay)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
We Are Family by frostystuffs reviews
A princess, her royal adviser, an escaped Galra prisoner, and a bunch of teenagers. It was always said you couldn't pick your family, and these guys are learning why that's not a completely bad thing. /Collection of oneshots/
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,327 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Complete
Adventures In Babysitting by alluran reviews
She wasn't overly thrilled at spending more time in a grocery store than she needed. They tended to become a headache rather quickly in her experience...And that had been her intention this morning as well….Until frantic footsteps stumbled behind her and she turned to see the naked fear in a pair of large, large eyes that caused her to waver.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2016 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Pidge G./Katie H., Princess Allura - Complete
Midnight Flights and Midnight Follies by swampqueen512 reviews
The summer after his 5th year a depressed Harry Potter stumbles across a wounded owl and nurtures it back to health. When its owner, none other than the slytherin Ice Queen Daphne Greengrass, shows up to claim it dangerous secrets are revealed and Harry must use his new powers and allies to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all, but it's not so easy when everyone is against you...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,830 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Bet by TortoiseNHare64 reviews
"How about a bet?" Lance turned and gave Keith a questioning glance. The red paladin grinned as he continued, "If you can get Shiro to remove every piece of that tux publically, I'll bind you with Shiro's tie later in bed." Lance's brain completely shut down for way longer than he would care to admit before he was instantly walking briskly away from Keith. "You're on."
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [Keith, Lance] T. Shirogane/Shiro, Princess Allura - Complete
Are You Serious by sorasbootay reviews
In which Pidge thinks they have everything figured out between Keith and Lance, only to be very, very, wrong. (aka a bad summary but I swear its pure fluff and pidge being sneaky)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Keith, Lance] Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Of Magic and Mythology by anajadenx reviews
One day, The Seven, Nico, Thalia and Reyna go to Hogwarts and meets the Golden Trio. Unfortunately, they have an increasingly difficult time blending in, and setting Snape on fire is just so slightly difficult to cope with. As Voldemort rises, the demigods and wizards will have to work together to win the biggest battle Hogwarts has ever seen. [OLD WORK, CRAPPY]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,613 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Percy J., Leo V.
A Cat's Life by andIJDC reviews
In which Lance flirts with the wrong person (again), but unlike past occasions, this time the results are PAWsitively awful.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Smallest by Triscribe reviews
Keith's always been perfectly aware that Pidge was smaller than him, smaller than them all. But it had never been more glaringly obvious, or terrifying, than when the water closed over her head before even reaching his.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Keith, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Lone Traveler: Cockups and Snorcacks by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrived just in time to prevent a major diplomatic incident. Rigged tournament, Evil Dumbledore, etc. A typical Fix it - Until a certain Goddess decided to get involved. Now Harry has to go all over creation to satisfy the devious little Deity while satisfying a Veela, helping to kill Voldemort, etc. Blame FairyWm for the Snorcacks.
Crossover - Harry Potter & David Eddings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,849 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Complete
Putting The Pieces Together by Earth Star reviews
"A shack, in the middle of a desert," Lance commented dryly as he climbed off the bike. "Wow, Keith, best secret hideout ever. Tell me, does it come with or without rats?"
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 9049 - Favs: 17,107 - Follows: 19,797 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
I Will Always Come Back To You by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tom had a friend when he was little. His friend taught him that he was special because of what he could do and that people who hated him, were beneath him. When an accident occurs, Tom's friend promises that he'll never truly be gone. Hadrian always comes back to Tom, in the forms of Haraldr, Harish, and finally, Harry. Magic grants wishes. A/N:Reincarnation. SLASH. TMR/Harry/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,652 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, OC]
Harry Potter and the Muggle Methods by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
When the entire school turned against him for the second time, because of the Goblet of Fire, Harry had enough. He was going to show the people of Magical Britain just why they shouldn't be making enemies out of the wrong people. All the while, using muggle creations to teach them. A/N: Harrymort much later on. GoF AU. Dark!Harry. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Luna L.
Better Than You Think by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
AU. Tom Riddle finds out that Harry Potter and his group of misfits are more than they seem. Harry catches his interest. Harry's downplayed power and desire for revenge, intrigue him. Tom decides to join in on the mischief, helping lead Harry into a bright, successful future. Harry's sister and parents will regret forgetting him. They'll regret getting rid of John. A/N:SLASH HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] OC
How Did That Happen? by ErinAslande reviews
University AU, I guess? Keith and Lance have only been dating for a short while, and Lance decided to have a stay at home date. He convinces his roommates to leave for the night. Which end up in some fooling around. Just a quick one shot
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
The Ins and Outs of Shiro and Keith by MrPjoHp123 reviews
Lance Hunk and Pidge realize they know next to nothing about the Red and Black Paladins, so they make it their mission to learn more about their mysterious teammates.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro
The Road not Taken by sbmcneil reviews
The summer before his third year, Harry stormed out of his relatives' house and met a large dog. Instead of taking the Knight Bus, Harry throws his lot in with Sirius Black. Join him as he fights for his godfather and gets to know his best mate's little sister just a bit better. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Chaos of the Potter Family by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
6th year AU. Dumbledore messed with Harry's family even more than anyone suspected. Ginny discovers that she was born Guinevere Potter. Harry discovers that, in a twisted system, the power of having multiple houses to his name is undeniable. He sets out to turn this twisted system against itself; and maybe restore the nobility of the former kings. Harry/Luna/harem, dark
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,578 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Mother Lied by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Myrtle's past and what lead to her haunting of the girl's lavatory on the first floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Myrtle - Complete
Never Grow Up by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
All children, except one, grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Ginny W., Colin C. - Complete
Poison Heart by Rangergirl3 reviews
The castle has been corrupted, but one Paladin is in more danger than the others. Alternate ending to the episode 'Crystal Venom'. Because when you want to destroy something, you try to poison its heart. Also the sequel to my story 'Black Paladin'. Rated T for language and violence.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Coran - Complete
Fire Built on Sand by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen fic, Hermione and Draco friendship. Draco is enjoying the hell out of himself in politics. And it's even on the right side. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Photographic Documentation by Dear Pigfarts. Love the Doctor reviews
Colin was never the most popular kid. Maybe it's because he was attecked by a Basilisk, maybe it's his strange hobbies. He doesn't really know. But he deals with it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Ginny W., Colin C. - Complete
You Can Keep Percy by Post U Later reviews
"You know Ron, I'm in love with your sister and everything, but if Bill was single... Goddamn. I'd go there." "GODDAMN IT! YOU CAN'T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS HARRY!" "Don't worry, Ron. You can keep Percy." Harry joins the twins in pranking Ron. Rated T Because I'm Paranoid. WILL NOT BE COMPLETED HERE! I'VE MOVED TO AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The language of your body by IzzyV12 reviews
Reading people was hard. Reading Lance was harder, though his massive crush on him was probably what made it harder. What does Lance mean when he speaks and looks at him that way? Is Keith imagining everything? (fluff/confessions).
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Viva le Hogwarts by Dear Pigfarts. Love the Doctor reviews
It is Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts, and everything is not going to plan. Her best friends have gone off to try and save the world - without her, and now there are new teachers terrorising the student body. What can she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Heroes at Hogwarts by sisters of Percy reviews
Five Demigods, chosen which are Percy, Nico, Annabeth, Leo and Reyna are going to Hogwarts. Not your typical crossover story. WARNING - REYNICO FANFICTION AND NOT FOR SOLANGELO FANS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016
starry nights and shining armor by chassecroise reviews
"I've never liked a boy before you." "Congratulations," says Keith in a flat voice.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Keith, Lance - Complete
Sleepy Paladin's by FallenQueen2 reviews
The Lions find Paladin's in various states of sleep around the Castle and the one time they managed to herd them together in the same room. Sequel to 'Precious Paladin's'. Part 2 of 'Their Precious Paladin's'
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Precious Paladin's by FallenQueen2 reviews
A Galra commander decides that capturing the Paladins would be smarter/easier than capturing the Voltron Lions, the Lions don't take to that well, as the Lions are rather protective of their Paladin's.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
A Gift of the Castle by naturegirl1623 reviews
Takes place following the episode "Tears of Balmera". As the team watches over Lance, Pidge asks a question that leads to an interesting revelation. Everyone comes to an understanding about . . . understanding. **An ensemble cast folks, and the character selection option only allows for 4 characters.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Complete
For Comedic Effect by MeridianGrimm reviews
Pidge gets her hands on blueprints for the lions and has a bit of fun.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Confund It by JoeMerl reviews
After a prank accidentally sends Albus to the hospital, James tries to prove that he is not, in fact, the worst older brother ever. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Variable by notUnique.justWeird reviews
Teddy Lupin has know their entire life that they aren't always a boy, a girl, both, neither, or a mixture. Teddy is genderfluid, fluctuating between genders each day. Lily Luna Potter is just happy to have an awesome big brother/sometimes sister/sometimes both/sometimes neither/sometimes a mix as a god-sibling. Or a bunch of one-shots about genderfluid Teddy Lupin who is variable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
A Dragon's Fire by ChocoholicDiabetic1412 reviews
With the Ministry finding out about both his Animagus form and that he possessed all three Deathly Hallows, Harry needed a way out of their sights for good. Off to a different dimension, his infamous Potter luck acts and he ends up in a world full of pirates, marines and Devil Fruits with some changes. MxM and other pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,364 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Harry P., Fawkes, Whitebeard, Ace
For Fallen Souls by nightloch reviews
Becoming Mandos is the easiest thing Harry has ever done. It is also the cruellest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,620 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Harry P.
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Two of a Kind by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hari and Death make a plan to send her back to Tom's childhood with her memories locked and set to slowly come out as time passes. Hari Potter, now Harlinas Selwyn, will lead Tom Riddle into a better future. Hopefully she'll stop the mass murdering along the way. And if she doesn't... she can go back and try again. A/N: MoD-Fem-Harry. Tomarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Daddies Who Cry by wizards-inmyattic reviews
A little Next Generation fluff/drabble, focusing on the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts. After the war, 5-year-old Molly Weasley finds her father Percy crying. Why is he crying? Daddies don't cry, Daddies are supposed to be strong. What happens when Percy shares the root of his sadness with his daughter? How will it change her and what will she do to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2016 - George W., Percy W., Fred W., Molly W. II - Complete
A Future UnSeen by Mage Myrddin reviews
RE-WRITE OF HEADMASTER HARRY POTTER. A drop of innocent blood changes everything, and a world is shaken as fate is re-written. For what is a prophecy to a prophet, and what is a second chance at life for a dead man? A blessing? A curse? Harry Potter doesn't know. He just thinks this is going to play havoc with his head. Kind-of-Seer!Harry, Future-Time-travel!Harry, Headmaster!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Harry P.
I've had Enough by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,404 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
War of Timelines by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
OotP AU. The Veil is torn, and the streams of time are falling apart. Harry Potter finds himself confronted by mirrors of himself - a feral child, a cold mafia prince, a disturbed villainous visionary - all vying for control not just of their own destinies, but of all worlds in existence. UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., OC
Destined to Meet by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hermione was against it from the very beginning, but then something changes her mind drastically. A/N: Tattoo AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/29/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A second chance at life by Tellie571 reviews
Harry is given a second chance at life in Kings Cross. Reborn as the son of Sirius Black he is on a tight schedule to bring about the end of Voldemort and his death eaters before the wizarding world is torn apart by war. Harry/Tonks maybe more. Powerful but far from invincible Harry. Includes Black family politics, and NO! Lords/Ladies OR mad shopping sprees with apartment trunks..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Dobby's Socks by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Dobby loved socks. Harry and Ron find out how much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Dobby - Complete
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Irisana by do not doubt the donuts reviews
Stuck between what she sees and what they say, Amelia Potter is a little smarter and a lot stranger than the Girl Who Lived you expected. (AU, magical synesthesia.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,414 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Ballycastle Jinxed by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
George just can't keep his mouth shut!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2016 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Umbridge's Challenge by storylover18 reviews
When educational decree number one hundred and twenty-three is announced at Hogwarts, Hermione, Harry, and Ron know they are in trouble. At the heart of their newest trial is their oldest enemy, Draco Malfoy, and he's supported by Hogwarts High Inquisitor and Headmistress, Dolores Umbridge. Set during Order of the Phoenix, mix of movie and book verse. *RATING VARIES PER CHAPTER*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Unicorn's Druid by snowleopard314 reviews
A chance encounter with the unicorn first year changes Harry Potter's life in ways that no one would have expect. And it ultimately leads him down a path that leads him into a past that he had never expected. Watch as he changes everything and starts down on a new path. (Will contain Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,422 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Marauder's Map by dyingcowlaugh reviews
Quick one-shot about something that's probably been done a thousand times: Fred and George's discovery of the Marauder's Map.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Complete
The Weasley Twins and the Kosa Assassin by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their third year, unfortunately for them an old adversary is also back with a score to settle. Part three in a series - Part 1: Surviving The Weasley Twins, Part 2: The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,371 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 11/3/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Call to Arms by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,905 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blank Slate by tresmaraudeur reviews
Fourteen years ago, their slate had been wiped clean. With no memory of their pasts, they built a new life, but after an owl delivers a strange letter to their daughter, the life they built is beginning to crumble around them. With help from old friends, Lily and James Potter remember their pasts and return to the Wizarding World while Harry faces his fifth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,364 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Wand, Knife and Silence by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 6,849 - Follows: 5,372 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Lady of Slytherin-The Marriage Contract by Nemesis13 reviews
It's fifth year, Lillith Potter is already annoyed with Umbridge still being amongst the living and having to study for her OWLs when she receives a letter from the Ministry. She is required, by law, to marry a significantly older wizard to 'Preserve Her Bloodline' in a heavy handed attempt to control her future. More the fools are they. Dark Humor One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 397 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Underestimated by Akela Victoire reviews
Just because your friend is pregnant doesn't mean that their mobility should be underestimated, as Hermione and Ginny learn the hard way. How were they to know that heavily pregnant Luna could move like that in the snow?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Founders Return by Mad Man in the Flesh reviews
The Founders of Hogwarts were the greatest of their time. Until they disappeared. Now, nearly a thousand years later, Hogwarts has called them back into action to protect the school they built and the students it houses. Appearing in 1994, the Tri-Wizard Tournament is about to begin. And four great wizards have made their reappearance. And are ready to make a change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 374 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G.
More Than Just a Reflection by DewieBlue reviews
Fred and George,George and Fred together against the world. Two halves of a whole. One mind, two bodies. Two bodies with a shared soul. Twins. In all sense of the word and beyond, they were twins. So alike in every aspect. Most brilliant duo in generations. In short, the universe is big and sometimes impossible things happen, and those things, well, they call them miracles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2016 - George W., Molly W., Arthur W., Fred W. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 12,495 - Follows: 11,333 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Side Effects of Impressing Death May Include the Following by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter thought she'd finally done it, after a decade of war and the loss of all those she loved she sacrifices herself to end Voldemort and his entire army with one well placed nuclear bomb, unfortunately she missed a horcrux. All is not lost, she has one more shot at life and after impressing her Reaper and his boss Death she's sent back to first year to level the field.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 8,068 - Follows: 9,536 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
And The Dead Keep Calling Me by Ebenbild reviews
Who is Ollivander? And what secret is the wand-maker hiding? Lord Voldemort definitely has no idea who he got his hands on and even Harry is clueless towards the future that Ollivander is planning for him. MoD!Harry, time travel, begins with Ollivander's PoV!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
The Leapling by Hyaroo reviews
February 29, 1980. Leap Day. At the Burrow, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred and George, and (sigh) Great Auntie Muriel are waiting for the newest Weasley brother to be born. But something unexpected is about to happen. One-shot, prelude to the "Weasley Girl" trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Bill W., Charlie W., Muriel W. - Complete
Sirius Black and the Raising of Children by AlexMurray11235 reviews
Instead of running after Peter, Sirius takes Harry to the Longbottoms. After surviving the attack and learning he is a wanted man, Sirius, with the help of the Longbottoms and Tonks takes Harry and hides in the muggle world. Watch Harry grow up alongside Hermioneas the adults drag the wizarding world into the 21st century. (21st century setting)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 113,850 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Sirius B., Alice L., Frank L., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Demigods at Hogwarts Protetion Program by CJ potter rider jackson reviews
like most demigods at Hogwarts stories. harry potter & co need protecting so the demigods are off to save the day! set in harry potter's 5th year and right after the 2nd war with Percy Jackson. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,705 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Quadrumvirate by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
31 October 1994, Harry Potter's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, four times! Hogwarts is now host to four Harry Potters with different ideals. Harry's dimension is thrown into chaos when four Dark Lords, who each want to be in charge, are added to the mix. At least things seem to be looking up for Harry since his counterparts want to mentor him!A/N:Het&Slashfem-Harry&mas-Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 664 - Published: 1/31/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Hello, Mister by snapslikethis reviews
Me and my housemate just spent twenty minutes trying to take the lid off of a blender and had to resort to taking it to our next door neighbor, who we have never met or spoken to before. He opened in it about six seconds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P., Mary M. - Complete
Five Times Dean and Seamus Kiss, and One Time They Don't by Felis Callida reviews
The first time Dean and Seamus kiss, they're thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2016 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
To Confirm A Soul's Still Present by Ebenbild reviews
Edward has no soul. Alice has enough of his beliefs and sends him to a psychiatrist. There he meets Harry... Harry who is as curious as ever. Harry who was send there himself. What will happen when they talk? NO SLASH! Just humour!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Harry P., Edward
Without a Trace by sbmcneil reviews
Months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny disappeared. Eight years later, the investigation into their disappearance is re-opened. Amid the rumours of love potions and Dark magic, the story slowly emerges.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,075 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Seamus F., Kingsley S. - Complete
Reverberations by aesopianalex reviews
The summer after the debacle at the Ministry, Draco Malfoy is sent to live with Harry Potter. He writes letters to Severus Snape, telling him how he's doing- and what's really going on in Harry Potter's house. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,939 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Into the Dark by Dear Pigfarts. Love the Doctor reviews
Hermione has found herself in St Mungo's with no memory of anything before the moment she woke up. What happened? How did she get there? Who is the mystery guy from her dream? (Written for a Hogwarts Assignment - Charms)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015
The Weasley Twins and Pranks by Sevenise reviews
Fred and George never really stood out in their family. Bill and Charlie were cool and did their own things. Percy could impress their parents. Ron was the youngest male and Ginny was the only girl. So the two of them found something for themselves. They would be Pranksters. Though, they never played a prank on Harry. Wonder why? (Harry comes later, though is more of a cameo)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015
Jingle Snape by Heptagon reviews
Fred and George have a plan. If everything goes according to it, there shall be a Christmas version of Professor Snape that everyone would like better. Except for Snape, possibly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Fred W., George W., Severus S. - Complete
Mors Atra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Two parents need to protect their baby and use Dark Magic. But the ritual has a negative effect and their daughter's deadly touch cannot be broken without her soulmate. When they are killed, they watch over her as she grows. But she can see them and others as well. And when Death comes along, he becomes her uncle. How will Hogwarts handle the young necromancer? Will the dead help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Werewolf Lessons by SiriuslyLoopyDora reviews
Teddy Lupin is in his third year of Hogwarts, and he knows the dreaded lesson about werewolves is just outside his doorstep. When the day finally arrives Teddy didn't think it could get any worse. He was wrong... because his teacher was none other than the most notorious werewolf hater: Dolores Umbridge. TWO SHOT! (Beta: yankeebornandbred)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Harry P., Dolores U., Teddy L. - Complete
Demigods and Hogwarts by pjhoolife reviews
The seven, plus Thalia and Nico, are going to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year. Voldemort is rising, and still the demigods have the troubles of the witch-toad hybrid known as Umbridge, and they, as always, have the usual Greek monsters trying to ruin their day. One wrong step could doom the wizarding world to losing Harry, their only hope. What will the demigods do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,916 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Hermione G., Harry P., Percy J., Annabeth C.
An Early Encounter by Luckystreak reviews
Luna meets a particular boy in her third year. With her unusual personality and his many problems, a friendship quickly develops between the two of them. With the Yule Ball drawing near, Luna wonders if she should dare to hope for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Time-Turner by Wallman Tenebrae reviews
Ron Weasley lived a very insignificant life compared to others, and died a meaningless death on the day of the Great Battle of Hogwarts. Instead of meeting Fred in the heavens, he meets the 12-year old Fred, teasing him with George, and his mother scolds him for waking late on an August morning of 1991. Will he relive his life? Time-travelling!Ron, Smart!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,842 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,369 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Transmuting Freedom by TheHunter747 reviews
When Harry gets in an argument with his friends, Hogwarts thinks it's high time she took matters into her own hands. Harry begins his training in the ancient and noble art of Alchemy, and begins to break free of the manipulations placed on him. A manipulative Dumbledore and an independent Harry clash, and Harry must struggle to escape the machinations of Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,289 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Harry Potter and the Digitized Do-Over by Xuberant reviews
After Harry Potter sacrifices himself to Voldemort, he finds himself in a void with a disembodied voice. He learns that his life is a video game and tries life again to fix everything that went wrong the first time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P.
The Adventures of the Pranking Trio by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
The epic tale of how Hermione and the Weasley twins drive Umbridge out of Hogwarts, spend a month annoying Voldemort and then raise a de-aged Bellatrix and Voldemort while bugging the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 6,599 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Muggleborn Problems by AnjaliRed reviews
Just some silly problems faced by the muggleborns who come to Hogwarts. Nothing serious and comes with the wilful ignorance of the pureblood community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014
Force to be Reckoned With by emiliaf24 reviews
Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 480 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Shrieking Shack by emiliaf24 reviews
What if things went down a little differently that fateful night in the Shrieking Shack? A "Happily Ever After" is probably too much to ask for poor Harry and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Judgment of the Queen by bigd95822 reviews
What would have happened to Sirius and Harry if the crown was involved? No SLASH. A plot bunny slapped me awake at 2am and screamed "Write me!" Proofed by the incomparable Filodea! all chapters are proofed and ch.6 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Snape's Choice by AlexMurray11235 reviews
We know Sirius ran away from home at 16. We know Snape joined the Death Eaters at a young age, only to regret it later. What if Snape was there when Sirius ran away? What if whatever was bad enough to make Sirius ran away made Snape rethink his choice to join the Death Eaters? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Arranged by Dear Pigfarts. Love the Doctor reviews
After the devastation caused by Voldemort's rule, the Muggleborns have been asked to do something to protect the future of the wizarding race - get married.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2015
October 31st by aesopianalex reviews
No one would ever really know just how much Harry and Snape despised Halloween. Except perhaps Petunia, but then she wasn't any fonder of it herself. Entrant in the 2015 Potions and Snitches Halloween Fic Fest. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2015
Mindleak by laverick.thatcher reviews
When the Dursleys abandon Harry in a forest, what was previously a clever trick - making the spiders in his cupboard dance - now becomes a tool for survival. The Avada Kedavra didn't only leave a scar, it tore part of his mind free of his body itself. Though Harry can manipulate the smaller creatures around him, will he be changed in turn? BWL!Neville, eventual MOD!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,218 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Harry P., Neville L.
Of Demons and Pitchforks by Of Stories Told reviews
In which it can be a felony to talk to snakes, or where Harry decides to become supreme ruler of Azkaban. A sorta drabble fic with Harry in prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Fenrir G.
Nothing Special by Akela Victoire reviews
Eloise doesn't feel as if she's anything special in the looks department.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Eloise M. - Complete
Silver Fire by Dear Pigfarts. Love the Doctor reviews
Hermione decides to try a potion and manages to rope Neville, Harry, and Ron into a very, very strange situation. One they may not be prepared for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Animal Whisperer by Dear Pigfarts. Love the Doctor reviews
Harry Potter is not a normal boy. He defeated the Darkest Lord at a young age, and has the ability to commune with serpents... but what if that is not all? What would change if the Boy Who Lived was hiding other gifts? R&R, Idea was from Akela Victoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Harry P.
Gone to the Birds by Akela Victoire reviews
Oliver proves, to Percy's detriment, why one should always pay attention in Transfiguration class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Percy W., Minerva M., Oliver W. - Complete
Luna the Rainbringer by Akela Victoire reviews
Luna has gotten it into her head that she can manipulate the weather, but Hermione isn't so convinced. Ginny decides to be the neutral one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Hermione G., Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Akela Victoire reviews
His daughter was gone. His precious Luna kidnapped by Death Eaters. He'd do whatever it takes to get her back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Xenophilius L., Mrs. Lovegood] Luna L. - Complete
Mundungus Saves Harry by Luiz4200 reviews
Begins in the summer between Harry Potter's fourth and fifth years. What if Mundungus Fletcher didn't desert his post during the Dementor attack?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Complete
The Boy Who Could Not Die by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter: Master of Death and RPG's by Victor.A.Seaswitch reviews
When Harry died, he expected to be reunited with his family. What he didn't expect were the words 'Game Over', or a figure named Fate to apologise to him. Harry has the chance to restart his entire life, but all he can think is 'why do these things always happen to me'. Rated T for language, may change later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P.
Brace Yourself, Hogwarts - The Demigods are Here by moonshroom420 reviews
With the war against Gaea over, the seven, Nico and Thalia barely get a rest before Chiron informs them of the magical world of wizards and witches. Specifically, a boy named Harry Potter, who is entering his 5th year at Hogwarts. Percy's job for an entire year is to keep the Chosen One safe from Voldemort. But the evil wizard seems to know more about Percy than he should. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,815 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 8,880 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Nurse Rosie by Akela Victoire reviews
When her dad's home sick with the flu and her mother's gone to work, Rose decides to take charge of her father's care for the day, with her brother's help. Her father however can be a right terror when he's sick however, which she discovers too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
The Escapades of Teddy Lupin by nymphxdora reviews
Teddy Lupin is about to start his first year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little does he know that the next seven years are going to be a roller-coaster of emotions, experiences and events that will challenge everything he has ever known and believed in. [Winner of three 2014 Hallows Awards]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,843 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Challengers by Akela Victoire reviews
The Lovegood girl, Potter's Mudblood and the Weasley girl wanted to challenge her? Bellatrix scoffed. They weren't going to stand a chance against her. No one would.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
What Fred and George may not do at Hogwarts by FredGeorgeandMaraudersrule reviews
Throughout the years Fred and George have built up a reputation for pranks. Here is the list of what Fred and George may not do, under any circumstance, at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Tales and Hijinks of Muggleborns at Hogwarts by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
What in the world do Muggleborns get up to at Hogwarts, both before and after the Wizarding War? Each chapter is one or two oneshots detailing various short stories in the lives of Muggleborn students at the premiere British Wizarding academy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014
Not in the Stars by Sheankelor reviews
Gingerbread men, substitutes, Golden Trio missing, and a headmaster not quite himself. How are the Heads of House going to deal with this? Especially when three of them no longer resemble themselves but the missing students. The sequel to 'The Crest'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,987 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Severus S., Minerva M., F. Flitwick, P. Sprout - Complete
A Devil in the House by PseudonymousEntity reviews
We've all got our demons. Harry's are literal. Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Harry P.
To Build A Home by marauders4evr reviews
A simple raid at 12 Grimmauld Place ends up changing the lives of two families as Mr. Potter finds an injured child and his terrified brother. The Potters take Sirius and Regulus in and the brothers soon realize that there's a difference between a house and a home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,655 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Regulus B., OC
A Broken Time Turner by saving gracie reviews
When Scorpius Malfoy makes a strange discovery at Malfoy Manor, the next generation are thrown into the beginning of the war, where they meet those they never thought they would and get caught up in the events of their parents 5th year. I love the time tr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Harry Potter and the Present from the Future by maraudersmagazine reviews
An eleven year-old Harry Potter wakes up on September first, 1991 with complete knowledge of the next seven years. Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,509 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
To dare mighty things by MessySummer reviews
Everything started with that Soulmate bullshit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 2,024 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
There are Demigods at Hogwarts! by phoenixfeather20111 reviews
Percy Jackson, the seven, and their friends, Including Coach Hedge are going to Hogwarts to protect Harry. They must keep their mission a secret but with more than fifteen demigods at Hogwarts it is very hard to keep a secret. Will the demigods be able to keep their secret? Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015
Nico di Angelo and the Goblet of Fire by MissSwissish reviews
Nico made it out of Tartarus, helped defeat Gaea, and true to his word he's avoiding all other demigods. Now the Triwizard Tournament is at Hogwarts, and Percy and the Hecate cabin have managed to find a way to come and watch. With foreign students everywhere and a paranoid ex-auror for a teacher, Nico finds maintaining his exile and his cover more challenging than he thought.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,396 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Nico A.
The Portrait Network by sbmcneil reviews
Harry found himself in a room of abandoned portraits and cleaned them up. In return for this act of kindness, the portraits decide it is only right to help Harry with the Triwizard Tournament. This simple interaction changes the whole year for Harry. Written for the Portraits Challenge on SIYE. *Winner of Best Overall, Most Adventurous, and People's Choice Award!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,348 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 612 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by TimeAndLife21
Sometimes we wonder about the Founder of Hogwarts. What where their lives like before they went separate ways? Well here's one of the shenanigans that The Founders had gotten into in their early years of teaching Hogwarts. Rowena's not Happy, Helga is exasperated, Salazar is amused and Godric...well Godric turned into something cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
Fun with James and Sirius by existence555 reviews
"It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little." A collection of the moments that Sirius, James, and Lily shared. Probably plenty of James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Sirius Black is Manly! (And The One Time He Wasn't) by TimeAndLife21 reviews
We all know Sirius Black is the epitome of male, right? Well James decided to put that to the test. What happened one night would go down in Marauder's History. Even if James Potter swore a vow of silence that it would never be spoken in public. That didn't stop James from laughing so hard. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Muggleborn Magic by Alatar Maia reviews
We all know what the wizards are like, but where are the other Muggleborn students? What do they do? How do modern students cope without internet [or do they]? Look no further to find out what, exactly, these students think of Hogwarts and its old-fashioned ways, and what they might do to change it [set in various time frames].
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014
Date Night by daysofmasquerades reviews
What with shuffling Scorpius back and forth between him and Astoria, Draco hasn't had the time to date, or do anything else, for that matter. He learns that basically anything can be a date with the right amount of wit, planning, and Silencing charms. DM/HG, in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Different Houses, Same Pranksters: A Fred and George Tribute by Kage Nightray
Imagine, if you will, that our beloved twins were sorted into different houses. This is a look into how their lives may have been had this occurred. Written in honor of their 37th birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2015
The Way It Is by JoeMerl reviews
Ginny is an idealist. Astoria is not. One-shot, set during "Deathly Hallows." Written for the Random Word Prompt Challenge and the Bechdel Test Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Ginny W., OC, Astoria G., Alecto C. - Complete
They Should Know This Is Coming by gredandforgerock reviews
aka Harry's Revenge - After the battle Harry tries to live. But before he can advance he needs to deal with the past. How does the son of a marauder deal with a past that isn't pleasant? Right now this is a short 3 chapter story. I wanted to share what I had and when I think up some really good pranks I'll post more. Feel free to offer ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 5,986 - Follows: 2,172 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37422 - Favs: 31,824 - Follows: 23,108 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: WiB - Wizards in Black by Steelbadger reviews
Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Just Another Impossibility by ChallengerArrives reviews
Challenge by Lighted Candle. Eleven years after the war, Ron and Hermione disappear. Harry frantically looks for a way to find them and ends up in the tenth century.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Harry P., Founders
Year Eight with the Seven (and Friends) by The Clever Weasel reviews
Harry and friends, plus Draco and a few others, must return to Hogwarts for one more year in order to graduate. But who will be the DADA teacher, or teachers? Plus there are some weird American exchange students attending. This could get interesting…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,942 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 4/15/2014
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 13,213 - Follows: 4,606 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Next Generation by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Now the next generation is upon the school. Albus Potter starts his first year, just as new plans are set into motion. Soon, the wizarding world will be in peril once again. Revelations, magic, death, fighting, surprising friendships, and so much more await the young Potter. But with his friends and family by his side, Albus can handle it all. Certainly.A/N:Future death and creeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., James S. P.
The Tower by marauders4evr reviews
The world is a cruel place. Remus Lupin certainly knows that. That's why Dumbledore keeps him locked in the tower – to protect him from the cruelty of the world. But when three boys stumble upon his tower, Remus realizes that they don't see a monster at all. Rather, they see a friend. (Contains Manipulative!Dumbledore)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Albus D. - Complete
For Hangovers by aesopianalex reviews
Walking home a drunk Harry Potter, one who was giggling out all his secrets, was not how Severus wanted to spend his evening. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 5,775 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat by tenrousei-kuroi reviews
Sirius embarks on his first year at school, and leaves Regulus behind at Grimmauld Place...but Regulus has never been very good at staying put, and the disturbing instances occurring up at that boarding school necessitate a little rule-breaking and adventure. Everywhere from Catalan to the werewolves' underworld is fair game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., Regulus B., Kreacher, Marauders
The Morning After by daysofmasquerades reviews
Part Two to Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. Harry and Ron decide to visit Hermione this Christmas, and found quite the surprise. DM/HG, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Invincible by SpiderFangWolverine123 reviews
No one was ever supposed to know. It was supposed to stay a secret. It had to stay a secret. However, Harry doesn't have much of a choice when he is required to have a physical for quidditch in his fifth year. The secrets he has hidden since early childhood come into light, and everyone and everything will be tested. Warning: abuse and slight implication of self harm. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Photographs by kiki96 reviews
They're sitting all together in New Rome, hanging out a year after the giant war. That's when Leo finds a book; a photo album of all the pictures he took aboard the Argo II and during their adventures. There are pictures of Jason asleep in his bed, Percy and Annabeth - just about everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by daysofmasquerades reviews
Hermione's been out of sorts ever since she caught Ron cheating, vowing to spend Christmas as Hermione, the Very Independent and Not Lonely At All Woman. Draco is just what she needs to kick her back into the Christmas spirit. DM/HG, Post-Hogwarts. Prequel to The Morning After.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Percy Jackson & Co in Hogwarts? by Lost Daughter of Poseidon reviews
Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts! to teach while having fun, making new friends, new enemies, and maybe just MAYBE find love...? Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Travis/katie, Nico/?, Chris/Clarisse, Leo/Piper. Story Adopted From Ilovepiano - Rate T because of Greek Swearing !- Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Broken Wand, Broken Chains by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
When Harry is expelled and his wand snapped by the Wizengamot for defending himself against Dementors, Harry Potter finds himself wondering what else will they take unless he chooses to leave quickly. When more and more realizations reach the surface he begins to wonder if staying in the Wizarding World is even worth the pain. AU 5th year & beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
Tom by Ebenbild reviews
Have you ever wondered about Tom, the innkeeper of The Leaky Cauldron? What did he do when Harry had his adventure? Which side was he on and who did he help? So let's meet Tom and the secret that even Dumbledore doesn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sirius B., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Video Game Life by Temairine reviews
So Harry Potter dies. He gets a second chance. In an alternate universe. Ruled by the Dark Lord. Which is actually not an evil dictatorship... Something's not quite right... Maybe it's the fact that his life is now a video game, and he has to raise stats and level up? Well... that's part of this new world Harry has landed in! Heavily AU, Harem, Video Game Plot, Harry Centric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P.
Muggleborns Take Hogwarts by She Who Walks In Starlight reviews
A Muggleborns Take Hogwarts drabble fic! Inspired by all those brilliant Tumblr posts. Basically, Muggleborns show Hogwarts exactly why they're all going to "literally die" without "WiFi" and the magic of Disney and the fun of "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH" -#3: "If you're going to play Bohemian Rhapsody, play it louder"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - OC
Love Me Not by sbmcneil reviews
Ginny Weasley is on the verge of making the English National Team when she starts receiving concerning notes from an obsessed fan. She turns to the Auror Department and Harry Potter for help. *Written for the SIYE Quidditch Challenge. Winner of the People's Choice Award.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,407 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Sirius B. - Complete
The Secret of the Gargoyle Corridor by Ebenbild reviews
The students are sure there is not just a curse on the Defense possition but also on the Gargoyle Corridor. Because nothing but a curse can explain the odd behaviour of the teachers trapped in the corridor. But what exactly is happening there and why are teachers shouting out sweets? A one-shot about sweets, old goats and pacing teachers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Severus S., Minerva M., P. Sprout, F. Flitwick - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 262 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
A Trial for Sirius Black by Skyagon reviews
What if Karkaroff had given one more name at the end of his trial? The name of a spy which just happened to give Sirius Black a chance to prove his innocence at his own belated trial.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,710 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Seeing is Believing by Whispering Darkness reviews
The one in which Gandalf is nowhere to be found, Bilbo spends more time talking to a Ranger than eating his dinner, Aragorn has to deal with a secretive hobbit and Elladan wishes fervently that his twin and Lord Glorfindel, and, while he's at it, an army of elves was by his side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 382 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
Hunter by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form. **Mercedes Raine is a continuation on this story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggleborn Headcanons by Dominican Girl reviews
These are just some Muggleborn headcanons that I decided to write about based on some posts from tumblr that I thought would be fun to write. They're only drabbles, so they aren't very long, but each one has a "chapter". Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2014
Reading at Hogwarts by thegrim123 reviews
Harry is just about to get sorted when a mysterious book appears. All Hogwarts reads Deathly Hallows and discovers the events of Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. Secrets will be spilled. Stories will be told. How is Harry going to react when he finds out what awaits him in the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/5/2014
How Harry Turned Hogwarts Around by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Wizard lack common sense. Hermione had declared that in their first year at Hogwarts. Well, even after the war, with Voldemort dead, wizards refused to change the things that were important to prevent events that led to the war in the first place to repeat themselves. Time for Harry to make sure, at the right time and place, to teach them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 5,208 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ravens in Orbit by Stephen Ratliff reviews
There is one house rivalry at Hogwarts that goes beyond all others, it surpasses the bounds of Earth. It is an enduring conflict that raises the Wizarding world to the Heavens. It is Hufflepuff verse Ravenclaw. What? You were expecting the the other houses?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
Muggleborns at Hogwarts by itsayspull reviews
Muggleborn head cannons from across the internet written up, with Harry and the gang. Very AU- they are in 4th year and Voldie is destroyed already. Also, probably OOC and a couple of OCs... Just a bit of fun, really, with as many muggle culture references as can be stuffed in one fic. It will probably have some Drarry- I would try not to, but I like them too much...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Seamus by gredandforgerock reviews
Quick little one shot on Seamus. I seem to constantly be replacing fifth year... I hate Umbridge. This is just a way Seamus could have helped. No pairing, just getting rid of the toad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
Professor of Storms: Soul Suckers by Stuffy Puppy reviews
When Harry arrives on the Hogwarts train, he meets three new Gryffindor students that seem to attract attention and trouble wherever they walk. They claim to not belong here in the Wizarding World, but when the Dementors arrive at Hogwarts, he will have to rely on their help to save his first home. What does this have to do with the new professor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Dear Muggle: Letters from Hogwarts Students by Hyaroo reviews
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Love by WildVegeta reviews
Snape is heartbroken after Lily's death, so Dumbledore suggest that he assists Remus Lupin in his part-time job as a teacher for muggles. It turns out that a very special boy is attending those classes; a sad little boy that not even Snape can turn his back to. Snape.Lupin.Harry bonding. No slash. Child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,395 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Albus D.
Champion of the Chamber by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry returns for his second year at Hogwarts, determined to continue his way to the top of the Wizarding World. What about the strange message that Firenze had given him and Hagrid? How to deal with the warnings of that house elf Dobby? Sequel to Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,366 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 4,783 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D.
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 9,380 - Follows: 9,514 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Nico di Angelo and the Prisoner of Azkaban by MissSwissish reviews
Nico's back at Hogwarts, and he's in trouble as his luck at locating Horcruxes is dwindling. With a monster as a teacher and both students and professors getting more and more suspicious, it's now a question of when, not if, his secret will be revealed. T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,474 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Raith of the Dragon Lord by Siyoko Yokoxsi reviews
Re-make of "Dragon's Song". An intelligent, and powerful Harry who won't fall for anybodies manipulation. Harry plan's to make though who have done him wrong pay slowly while looking for his companions in turn. Through the years of his life he learns about secret that have been kept and lies that have been spread... Harry will watch as the Wizarding World becomes his his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/8/2014
Just A Little Kiss: DaveKat Fluff by CeruleanChick reviews
John notices Dave mental absence. Dave thinks about a sleepover. Sucky summary. T to calm my rising paranoia. Don't like, don't read. DaveKat.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2014
Truth or dare, it's a dangerous game by Enya Rix reviews
The Marauders, Lily, Marlene and Alice are playing a Truth or Dare game. If you deny a Truth, you have to take a shot of Firewhiskey. If you pass a Dare, you need to take of a garment. What happens when Lily runs out of garments to pass a Dare and Alice dares her to date James Potter for a whole month? Read & find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This Man is an Island by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sent to Azkaban. There, he has a brief exchange with convicted Sirius Black. At first Sirius assumes the gloom hadn't got to Arthur yet, but slowly it becomes apparent that the sorrow of the prison has no affect on Arthur whatsoever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Sirius B., England/Britain
Remember Cedric Diggory by May a Chance reviews
Cedric becomes a spirit when he dies, and when everyone is able to see him, he tells them to prepare, because it's coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Cedric D. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 7173 - Favs: 16,422 - Follows: 10,413 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Parsletongue by BurntOutDev reviews
After the disasterous events of the First Task, in which Harry used a secret gift that was unique to him, his path, once so obvious, changed. Now, with Dumbledore against him, Voldemort hunting him, and the secret forces of the world fighting, what next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P.
The Tri-Wizard Asgardian by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts, but he's still forced to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Thor, Loki
Orange Emotion by budgiebears reviews
Teddy and Victoire have visited their Uncle Harry's house hundreds of times in each other's company - but this time is slightly different. Tedoire fic. Oneshot. Teddy/Victoire pairing from second generation Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Teddy L., Victoire W., Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Deepest, Most Desperate Desire by Muffliato reviews
Head Auror Harry Potter only wanted to think about the upcoming Quidditch World Cup, flying with his kids, embracing Ginny, and catching up with the DA. The last thing on his mind was a half-forgotten mirror. But little did he know that an irritating case and his heart's desire would lead to all being well. — Compliant with canon as well as the Rita Skeeter World Cup article.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Susan B., Cormac M. - Complete
Alpha Queen by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Remus was only looking for a job...instead he found something much more dangerous. A young girl with the extraordinary ability to tame his inner wolf. Now he's raising an abused girl while trying to keep the muggles from taking her and turning her into an experiment. Can Kaede Lupin free her fellow Diclonius from the depraved muggles, or will her species die out?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Harry P., Lucy / Nyu] Remus L.
The Boggart by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
What if Harry had been raised by a Boggart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014
The Dog and His Boy by rhyejess reviews
After the canon events of October 1981, Sirius is not captures by Aurors. He transforms into his animagus form, and he follows Harry to the Dursleys. Harry grows up with the feisty Padfoot as his best friend and companion and thus, when he is accepted into Hogwarts at his 11th birthday, he refuses to come unless he can bring his dog as his familiar. Once at Hogwarts, Snape is behav
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Little High, Little Low by Writers-Anonymous13 reviews
I saw a post on Tumblr about muggleborns bursting out singing Bohemian Rhapsody and wanted to write a fic about it. Just some fun while I had nothing else to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Dean T. - Complete
Desiccated by Von reviews
The worst thing you can do in Dunwall, is magic. Harry does it anyway. A fragmented MoD one-shot that might one day grow up to be a proper story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 228 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Harry P., Corvo A., Emily K. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia reviews
Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 703 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Wizard Kitty by I. H. Scribe reviews
With the Avengers captured and Loki gloating, Bruce is surprised when his cat turns into a man, and proceeds to slam Loki around the room. Can be read alone or as a sequel to The Tag-A-Long.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 615 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 4,939 - Follows: 1,620 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Usually Forbidden by reader1writer1 reviews
Although the Forbidden Forest is Forbidden for a reason, apparently, it's not ALWAYS Forbidden. What happens when three first years question the wisdom of sending them for detention in the Usually Forbidden Forest? This story was inspired by Publicola's spot-on collection called Wait! What? I asked her about 2 years ago and she gave me permission to go for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/23/2014
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 550 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Frozen Percy by The Queen of Valencia Torgue reviews
After watching Frozen together, Percy has a new favorite movie and Annabeth now has her boyfriend calling her "Anna...Beth." And to make things worse, he won't stop quoting. And singing. And reenacting. What's a girl to do? Oneshot. Fluff and absurdity galore!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
No More Secrets by sbmcneil reviews
Hermione has started her new job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and is handed a case that shakes her world view. Ron and Hermione both learn more about themselves and their assumptions about the wizarding world. * Deals with issues of domestic violence*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Gryffindor vs Slytherin: Gaming is dangerous by UltraFan reviews
""And why the hell would I want to play such a silly game with you people?" Malfoy snickered. "Are you afraid, ferret?" Hermione asked and smirked at him. "I am not. Bring it on" He said." Anyway, pairings are: D/Hr B/G P/R and then Goyle, Crabbe and Harry are also on it. Hope you like it. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
Lone Traveler: Building a Better Burrow by dunuelos reviews
The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 576 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Molly W., Arcturus B., Arthur W. - Complete
Bohemian Rhapsody at Hogwarts by Lara Hillins reviews
Seamus hears Dean singing quietly and soon every muggle aware student in the school joins in, shocking and confusing everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
Gentleman in Navy Blue by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Outside the Office of the Minister of Magic, on a bench, Percy Weasley encounters a Gentleman in Navy Blue. Sequel to Lady in Powder Blue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 230 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Complete
Truth and Lies by silvers45 reviews
Harry Potter has never hated Dolores Jane Umbridge as much as he does in this moment. Honestly, reading his entire life out to Hogwarts? And the Minister, too? That's... that's just low. But he supposed he owed her, in the end. After all, if it helped defeat Voldemort, who's he to complain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,202 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P.
A Knut to Start the Revolution by Hahukum Konn reviews
Sixth year AU fic. Harry Potter decides to even some old scores, and along the way, deal with that idiot Fudge. In doing so, he discovers how to be a politician and a warrior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Feel of 'Fred' by JoeMerl reviews
The births of his nieces and nephews force George to consider the name of his own future son. One-shot, not angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [George W., Angelina J.] Ginny W., Fred W. II - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 724 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
The Policemen and the Pies by I. H. Scribe reviews
You'd think after the first time, Donovan and Anderson would learn not to insult Sherlock in front of his neighbors. Side-story to The Evils of Pie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 463 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 5,013 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Roleplaying Game by Renrag reviews
ABANDONED Harry Potter dies in the forest at the wand of Lord Voldemort, only to discover that it's all been a game. A video game. You've seen it before, now you'll see it from me. My first attempt at fanfiction, Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,304 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mill by Lucillia reviews
Moriarty deals with a matter of obligation in the place where it all began.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Lily Evans P., J. Moriarty
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
DaveKat Fanfic by Foxchan142 reviews
(( just a short davekat fanfic. horn toutching, petting. and basically alot of fluff :I enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Dave S., Karkat V.
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
DILLIGAF by TurtleJesus reviews
It is summer after fifth year and all is calm when Harry discovers who is controlling his life and he decides to take control back using any means necessary. Involves, time chambers, unspeakables, goblins, heirs, seriously OP Harry, stupid ministry, weak deatheaters, sheeple Order and manipulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Regulus B.
A Deadly Magical Demigod by Alyce Seafire reviews
Hecate needs help. Someone is trying to bring You Know Who back from the dead. There is only one god who can help her. And he only has one son to do his quest for him. What will happen to the Ghost King in Hogwarts? What does it have to do with The Chamber? How is Nico related to the founder Salazar Slytherin? Read to find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr., Nico A., Hecate - Complete
Hawk-Eyed Charlie by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on top of his regular studies. It's going to be a bumpy ride if he wants to be a pilot in the RAF!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,190 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Charlus P.
Red and Gold by dancinginthesunlight reviews
In which Neville teaches herbology and his students continue to surprise him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Neville L., Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 378 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 241 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
Pumpkin Potter by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One-shot] The Potters leave Sirius to babysit Harry. Obviously, they can count on his responsible godfather. "Hypothetically speaking," Sirius grinned sheepishly. "What are the risks of human transfiguration on a baby?" ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of War and Wrackspurts by Muffliato reviews
Our favourite Gryffindors really shouldn't have overdosed the depressed Boy Wonder on cheering charms. But going back for their '7th' year was the syrup on this treacle tart. — '101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts' with high!Harry amid post-war angst. Yep, you read that right. Unfortunately though, on hiatus due to writer's block.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Snatched by cleotheo reviews
It's a normal day at the Order headquarters when Draco suddenly disappears with Hermione. While Ron is worried that Draco has kidnapped Hermione no-one else is bothered by the pair's disappearance, they just think they have finally acted on their obvious attraction. Is Ron right to be worried, or are Hermione and Draco making the most of some privacy? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Perils of Engagement by daysofmasquerades reviews
Bravery was never really Draco's strong suit, but to propose to his witch, he'd have to try his best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
150 Reasons I Received Detention by Cheyla reviews
You know how there's certain rules that the general public can't do? Well they're kind of specific at times...Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 95,016 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - OC - Complete