boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. The girl you called a slut In class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. The girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. The girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother's dying. You think you know them, but guess what? You don't! Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99%of you won't! But repost if you're that 1% with a heart. LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile (why haven't i seen this more?) If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? I ran with scissors, and lived! Don't steal. The government hates the competition Education is important. School, however, is another matter Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.(Hades yeah!!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, copy and paste this to your profile. white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism You see that girl you just called odd? Her mother died when she was 9. You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of? He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years. You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets? He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying. Rights to this go to SincerlyChris. You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Sam Uley, I say Remus Lupin. You say Team Edward, I say Team Potter. You say Robert Pattinson, I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'. You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think that's Lily and James. Girls say vampires are sexy in their angst...but only after sacrificing all dignity and self-respect for sparkling in sunlight. You say Edward, I'll say Harry; now STUPEFY! Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules! And Twilight sucks! "Does no one want a Redvine?! Has the world gone sane?!" "Did you get mah text?" "Yes." "Well you didn't text me back." "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3; I hated that movie!" "Come on, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place." "Look at my face, Remus. Do I look happy to you? Lupin got fired! Lupin got fired!" "Everything tastes better with Redvines." "Redvines. What the hell can't they do?" "Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!" "Oh, this is all so illegal!" "Oh, hey, Snape." "You never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot." "Oh, God dammit, it's a text from Umbridge. 'We need to talk. Colon, right parenthesis." "HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I do not envy you. Oh, sorry, that's me. What the devil?! It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you've dragged me into this?!" "Well, the first thing that came out of my mouth was 'AHHHHHHHHH!' Then I did the only thing that would make the whole situation less awkward for everyone. I disapperated." "Oh, yeah, duh! Hermy-one's a butt!" "Well, I broke a couple of my own rules, I suppose. Confessed my love for Lily Evans, I saved Harry Potter, and I made out with Grubbly-Plank again." "It still refers to dementors as ring-wraiths." "Well, if it isn't Harry f*ing Potter." "I finally get to dance again, woohoo!" "What the devil is going on here?!" "I said it once, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been, and you always will be a butt-trumpet!" "You're still a no good weiner-jacket." "Tell me more about this Pigfarts, I find it to be very interesting." "And now, thanks to you, we've been transported to this mystery location." "Well, I don't find this surprising, at all." "Who be disrespectin' Umbridge?! You gonna die, Shlongbottom!" "Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?" "Malfoy, ya little shit!" "Is okay good?" "Quirrell, okay is wonderful." "Did I do it so that people would like me? No, I hate people." "When life sucks, just dance. And, since life always sucks, always dance." "I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars." All of the previous quotes are from either AVPM, AVPS, or AVPSY Copy and Paste if you love Starkid A 15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a boy a crybaby. No one knows his mom is dying. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. The 28 Commandments of Fanfiction 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it. 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell. 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers. 28. Thou shall listen to these rules to respect thine readers and thine FanFiction Gods. It will make thou a better writer overall. Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember Hazel Whenever I see something gold I promise to remember Frank Whenever I see a bow and arrow set. I promise to remember Octavian Whenever I see a teddy bear I promise to remember Reyna Whenever I see someone who is always fair I promise to remember Jason Whenever I see someone on a missing list I promise to remember Leo Whenever I'm aboard a ship I promise to remember Piper Whenever I see a dove I promise to remember Percabeth Whenever I'm in love I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working with metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go Things I am not to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area. 52) I will not hit anybody with a wand, even if I don't do a spell. 53) I will not yell Shazam when I am trying to transfigure something. 54) I will not tell Moaning Myrtle that Olive Hornby is at Hogwarts for a month 55) I will not raid the kitchen before Quittich games for rotten tomatoes to throw at the players. 56) I will not place a circus mirror by the Fat Lady to make her look thin 57) I will not launch spoonfuls of porridge at the owls every morning. 58) I will not ride the therstals and feed them Mrs. Norris 59) I will not launch fireworks off the Astronomy Tower 60) I will not spray the plants with weed killer at Herbology when they bite me. 61) I will not eat any pets, including owls, toads, cats and rats, even if they taste good. 62) I will not fill a water gun up with random potions and squirt them at people 63) I will not make make-up with bubotuber pus to sell to the girls at school so they will get pimples 64) I will not say that Draco looks gay with his blond hair, even if he does. 65) I will not give stilts to Professor Flitwick on Christmas. 66) Selling T-Shirts that say 'Keep Calm and Ask Hermione' is banned. 67) I will not steal all the wizards chess players to create a miniture battle in the courtyard 68) Putting fake dememtors around the school is discouraged 69) I will not chew Drooble's Best Blowing Gum during class 70) Exploding bonbons are not meant for throwing at people Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile. You know that girl? The one who's always reading? You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at? You know that girl? The one with more books than friends? You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back? You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend? You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation? You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame? Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape. Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her. Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people. Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her. Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid. Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her. Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in. Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly. You know that girl? Yeah, that's me. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. LOL I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have. 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! 67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob- If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time! If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (='.'=) BUNNY! FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT! 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off) 8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more) 9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it") 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘em in the middle) I AM THE GIRL I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist |