After an accident, Harry wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before. He tries to keep his head down, but Tom Riddle has a habit of making himself Harry's problem.

After an accident with magic, Urushihara is de-aged to a toddler. Strangely enough, his mind hasn't changed. When the police intervene and Urushihara is forced into preschool, what will the ex-NEET do? Will he ever get his body back? Or will he be stuck in the public school system until he graduates? Rated T to be safe

In the nine years since his supposed death, Light Yagami has solved cases, faced down killers, and won the trust—and begrudging affection—of his jailer, Near. But when a troubling new case forces Near to act quickly, Light must finally do the one thing he dreads most: Face the family he left behind. (Sequel to "Noel" and "Resurrection")

Mephisto finalized his plan of sixteen years by trading Rin to Satan for his freedom, but things quickly fell apart. Now Yukio must find a way to rescue Rin from Gehenna, and Rin has to stay alive as he's trained to be the Prince of Hell - but what if he forms an alliance and decides to overthrow Satan's rule instead? -some chapters are rated M b/c of gore

"I'm sorry, but I don't like lying to people."

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. On hiatus.

Tom Riddle, top student of the prestigious Hogwarts School for Dance. Albus Dumbledore, searching for the hero in his famous end of year performance by holding open auditions. Harry Potter, attending said auditions only to listen to the live music for free. Severus Snape, dance instructor, tolerating nothing but perfection. The line between imagination and reality, a fickle thing.

[AU!] It started as a game. When two highborn lords come looking for a distraction from boredom, they merge the worlds of the highest class with those of the lowest class. An invitation sets things in motion that were supposed to stay locked away. Because a kingdom on the verge of collapse, a noble without a past and a circus performer with a secret are not a good combination.

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

Harry's life didn't begin the day he chose his house beneath the hat. It's the little choices we make, the ones we never think about, that shape who we are. Examines/deconstructs Life Pre-Hogwarts to First year. Suggestions for story paths appreciated but not required.

When 13 year old Trafalgar Law got caught by the marines after just escaping Doflamingo's grasp, he didn't expect to get dropped off with a group of bandits in East Blue. He also didn't expect the trio of savage children that lived in the woods. No matter, they were of no interest to him. But if only the excessive nose-picker would stop following him around.

When their simple mission goes wrong, Eren and Levi unknowingly use a Portkey hidden in the most unlikely of places. Injured and disbelieving, the two of them find themselves in the Great Hall of the strangest and most frightening school they'd ever seen. It was going to take a while to get used to. Set after Shingeki No Kyojin series 1, Year 5 of Harry Potter.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

(Sequel to Noel) Three years after teaming up to solve the Janus case, Light and Near have settled into an improbable partnership. But when a new Death Note falls to earth, Light must confront his legacy as Kira head-on…and decide how deep his newfound loyalties run.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Last time, he saved them. This time, they'll find him. A modern-reincarnation fic, rated for language.

Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, canon-divergent, Sakura-centric.

(SEQUEL TO THE PRICE OF WISDOM.) As conflicts in the wizarding community come to a head, Voldemort will stop at nothing to have Kirkland in his clutches, just as Harry will stop at nothing to see the Dark Lord dead.

Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be? HAITUS - I'm so sorry. I will return to this one day with a re-write.

It's the dead of night, and a small stablehand somehow snuck into the stables, going to see his favorite horse and comfort her in the height of winter. The two will not be together forever, however, and the next morning, a Dutchman comes to visit. Oneshot, Stablemaster!Mongolia and Stablehand!Russia, Horsemaster AU.

A fan-made season of Hetalia which mostly revolves around World War I, but in regular Hetalia fashion, it has sub-plots from various time periods, as well as random stuff from the present day. Features OCs. Episode 19 - Israel encounters France while fleeing the Nazis, Canada rocks back and forth in the corner, and America prepares for the rapture by exploiting the Irish.

Ivan, the young ice spirit is in the magical forest at night, is running towards his home. Unfortunately, the magic forest is filled with terrible creatures in the dark, including will-o-wisps and a very, very hungry werewolf. Magic forest au, an October fic for Halloween.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

After the death of his child, Harry runs away and wanders around Europe, wishing to die. Severus travels around to the cities he had once visited with Voldemort. Draco lives, only to realize that he cannot live without destroying and reconstructing everything that had once defined him. They ask themselves, what does it mean to live? They do not find the answer. Drarry, Snarry.

Charismatic and brilliant, Tom Riddle is nothing short of Hogwarts' finest pupil. But behind the façade lie dark secrets, family madness, and a tortured soul. When an experiment lands him in the Forest of Dean, early 1998, he sees the fruits of his labors firsthand– only this time, with a soul not yet numbed by dark magic. After all, no one is born evil. (Retelling of Book 7, AU.)

Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.

The Akatsuki managed to de-age the Konoha 12, including the Sand Siblings and a couple jonin that weren't part of the plan, and separate them into teams. Now they are being trained by the members of the evil organization itself. Just how much craziness can a bunch of recently graduated students unleash on the organization? Let's just say a lot.

When Light arrives in a strange hotel room, a familiar-looking man is already there. If only Light could remember who he was, or how he arrived in this hotel in the first place... (Inspired by Sartre's "No Exit")

AU. The Devil's Playground was the most exclusive nightclub in London, if not all of Europe. So, frankly, Harry wasn't entirely sure how he came to be bathed in its flawlessly concocted ambiance, with music pounding in his ears and an entirely delicious drink cold against his palm. But it had something to do with the deaths.

Lord Voldemort is the head of Magical Britain. Harry Potter is a rebel leader in charge of the last scraps of resistance against his regime. Things would be difficult enough even if they hadn't once been lovers.

Even today, fairies manage to lure unwitting humans into their circles. And the Fey King is perhaps the worst of them all.

After Harry's and Tom's departure from the orphanage, how will they survive? Will Tom change into a better person? Harry should have known better than go gallivanting around the Wizarding World, especially with Tom! (No romance). Reviews are much appreciated! As the title says, it's the sequel to Welcome to Wool's Orphanage. So read the first one before this!

What if in Book 2 Dobby worked smarter and not harder? Inspired by a reddit prompt. Many thanks to my beta ekb1circloud, who has also contributed a few passages of content as well, I believe that makes him a co-author. I read an entertaining guest review, that made me realize that I have to specify this is an AU.

AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.

Albus suggests that Snape employ some new teaching assistants: a pack of corgi puppies. Unabashed crackfic. Oneshot. I have no excuse for this.

Harry is an aspiring figure skater whose dream is to win a premium scholarship to Hogwarts School of Ice Skating. Tom Riddle is a five-time World Championship winner who is looking to make his coaching debut. Their meeting will change Harry's life and force him to tread the dark waters under the ice. Inspired by Yuri on Ice.

Getting stuck as Light Yagami was something she wouldn't wish on anyone. Suddenly female or not. /"You know I knew I was going to pick up that notebook, if only because I was bored." Ryuk laughed. "You're an interesting human."/ SI!Light Yagami

Siren/Merfolk AU. Harry is a sailor. Tom is a siren.

Tom Marvolo Riddle, reincarnated as a Muggle. HPTR slash.

MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT A PARODY. Please be kind. Title speaks for itself. BEING EDITED AND CONTINUED. First Ch- Deathly Hallows.

When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

The Akatsuki are criminal masterminds, we know this. But we don't know just how humorous their lives can be. [10 chapters of pure Akatsuki]. Not in order in the slightest.

Satan and his demons are still looking for sufficient sources of magic in Japan, so Urushihara proposes a plan. he suggests that they use the virtual world of sword art online by scaring players in order to collect fear, but when they enter the game, they find that not only are they are trapped, but Maou recognizes the person behind it. (better than it sounds, i suck at summaries.)

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

A sort-of sequel to the one-shot Take The Risk from my fic collection Heaven is a Place on Earth. Urushihara is growing quite attached to his internet friends, only to be faced with new obstacles and a choice to make. What's a demon to do?

Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

A series of one-shots/drabbles all from the POV of an owl. 1 – Hedwig delivers a letter from Harry to Sirius.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

A cute little story about Hedwigs Theme :)

Will Rin learn the true identity of these new students? And if he does what will be his reaction?

The Potters have a secret weapon which will help destroy the most narcissistic of self-admitted Dark Lords. Kind of crack (the end isn't)

Something stopped Voldemort that night. But what if it wasn't Harry Potter's secret superpower, Love, or Lily's magical rune circle/blood ritual/sacrificial spell/etc? What if it was simply, as McGonagall would put it, "sheer dumb luck" - and a certain Dark Lord's tendency for gloating. Oh, well, at least he didn't monologue. I mean, who monologues in front of a baby?

AU where the Voldmort and Bellatrix lived and are forced to find something muggle-made that they enjoy. Well Bellatrix found a car and decided to take it for a spin.

Another one-shot collection about Urushihara - more specifically how Maou and the gang see him, from an idea offered to me by MichaelisHearts on Wattpad. The people around Urushihara don't think much of him, and what they do think of him can't be good. At least, you'd think that, wouldn't you?

A midnight-black sky, an owl as white as snow, a childhood lost forever. Written for the QLFC Round 4. Thanks to my wonderful BETA, Queen Bookworm the First (and the rest of my team!)

A short glimpse of Hedwig and her Boy.

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Kaneki becomes a ghoul. Kaneki panics and calls Hide. Together, the duo tries to figure out a way for Kaneki to eat without killing anyone. (In which much research is done, science experiments are conducted and the CCG is bombarded by two college students)

Drabbles, Oneshots, and AUs from within the universe of "The Price of Wisdom" APH/HP Xover. Lots of terrible humour. Not all that entertaining. Beware.

Scenarios for Ways to Get Akatsuki Pissed at you by DM-Sama! Hope you enjoy! I don't own Naruto! -Pouts- Rated T for themes and swearing.

A collection of one-shots and ficlets about Urushihara's new life on Earth and his relationships with the other characters, based on my many headcanons. Ranges from humour to angst to drama to family.

Genos meets an infuriating customer. Coffeshop AU

It snowed, Sasori hates it, and Deidara is only making it worse. In an attempt to make Sasori see that Deidara is still just a kid, Kisame unintentionally helps the blonde bomber prank Hidan. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.

Hermione gets Harry and all the other boys of Hogwarts pregnant. The parents are not pleased. MPREG, obviously, taken to its, uh, 'logical' conclusion. Also, minors doing the whambam. Parody, don't take too seriously. AU.

Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?

Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.

Beyond Birthday has escaped the asylum where L put him in. Now he's in Japan and is planning to take L down with the help of Kira. WARNING: contains gore and violence (it's B's fault)...

A story on the fall of the Soviet Union and the independence of the Baltic States (Hetalia style). From points of view of Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Russia and a few other characters. It references history a lot and how the countries deal with actions Russia brought against them. I don't own hetalia btw! Read for a (hopefully) good Baltic and Russia story :)

Mello, Matt and Near go on a plane to travel to L somewhere in the world. L wanted them to help him with one of his cases to let them get some experience with his work. Then something goes horribly wrong. Something in the plane explodes and everyone is in panic. The three boys manage to escape on time... but now they have to survive in the middle of nowhere.

AU. In the wake of Grindelwald's defeat, a new Dark Lord is rising to power in England. New-Auror Harry Potter is on the case - but with growing links to a mysterious figure from his past, things are anything but simple. You get those stories where Tom Riddle grows up with Harry Potter, transforms for the good, and Voldemort never exists. This is not one of those stories.

(somehow, despite being dropped in a different world with different monsters, it would be Hange who would do what she does best.) Or, Hange finds herself in a new world, and after a while she starts creeping people out again.

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

Two girls find ten strange kittens and decide to keep them, but they will get more than they bargained for. The "kittens" aren't really kittens, instead they are S-ranked criminals that aren't afraid to kill a few people to get what they want. no pairings, constructive criticism more than welcomed!

(Sequel/Midquel to Noel.) When a drinking game for Near's 21st birthday hits a little too close to home, Near and Light find themselves grappling with the fallout of the Janus case...and the precise nature of their responsibilities to each other. Warnings: alcohol, mentions of rape/sexual assault

In which Rin and Amaimon trashed Mephisto's office during a brawl and ended up accidentally turning into girls. Mephisto uses this as an advantage to punish them for damaging his office and wasting all of his precious potions. Hilarity and humiliation ensues for both of them as Rin adjusts to the female lifestyle while Amaimon deals with bigger problems.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Almost two years after the arrest of Kira, Near has finally succeeded L, but his reign hasn't gone unchallenged. Faced with an unsolvable string of murders threatening both his position and his life, the third L must seek help from an unlikely (and unlikable) source: his imprisoned predecessor, Light Yagami.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Science loving suicidal person falls into the Naruto world. What happens when a reincarnation dies for a second time? What if you couldn't die permanently, no matter how hard you tried? What if the only other 'scientist' around is a sadistic snake loving ninja named Orochimaru and you catch his notice? M for repeated suicide. Psychological fic. Genderqueer semi-insert OC.

Hibiya Amamiya's life was full of surprises. The greatest shock comes to him when on a fated summer day, he passes that fated summer playground, but it's not the same. The Heat Haze, Kagerou, lies unconscious on the ground. An even greater surprise follows, after he wakes up. Needless to say that Kagerou's changed; can Hibiya handle it, or will he be overwhelmed by the haze again?

The relationship between Ursa and Azula was destined to fail. What started off as misunderstandings escalated to intentional combat. Here's how it happened. Same universe as the Namesake one-shots.

Near is kidnapped by the insane Beyond Birthday. L, Mello and Matt do everything they can to find Near. But will they find Near on time?

Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?

Having magic is a huge hack. Being from the 20th century is a bigger one. Harry Potter gets dropped into Attack on Titans, and decides what this world needs is not a quick way to kill Titans, but a push into the Industrial Revolution.

Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.

While walking through the forest, a down Amaimon came across a strange new demon who literally worships the ground he walked on and controlled. Tired and unappreciated the King of Earth decides to go off on his own and have his own fun. But with his absence and new accomplices, might bring a new enemy to the gates of New Cross Academy. Loyalties and past choices will be tested.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

Much to Shinichi's surprise he finds an emotional letter on his computer written by Migi. In which Migi talks about his time on Earth with Shinichi and how, despite being a parasite, came to learn human emotions from Shinichi, and how Migi made his first and only friend with Shinichi.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Only the dead tell truths— In which a human obsessed with death visits Uta's studio. Male!oc centric.

Historical!Hetalia Canada decides to recount his past and some of his life's secrets, starting at the beginning. He weaves a tale of happy years spent with his Papa Francis before being whisked away by a frightening Englishman who initially terrifies him, but whom he eventually grows to care for, as well as meeting the twin brother he never thought he had.

There is one particular flower shop in Kabuki-chou. That shop today just sold a bunch of white flowers to one particular yato. That yato plans to drop by his sister's workplace one particular day, and the Shinsengumi is not far behind. (Just a bunch of one-shots tied up together, really!) KamuiXKagura, OkitaXKagura, MayoXHijikata, KatsuraXIkumatsu, and many more!

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.

For Nov. 11th. WW1, told from the perspective of Matthew Williams. Oneshot/Songfic set to the song "Mama" by "My Chemical Romance".

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

Faced with a huge amount of udon left over from her failed poisoning attempts, Suzuno decided the best way to get rid of them before they expire was to feed them to the person who is most unaffected by it.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Life isn't easy. Especially when you have the eyes of a shinigami. Born with a curse that makes you see the death of all the people around you.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

Kuroha/Kano. Kano has kept in touch with Kuroha, though not by choice- and even androids have certain desires they need to satisfy, much to Kano's despair. TW: blood, abuse, coarse language, suicide mention.

It was in the throes of illness, as flu season swept through London in the earliest days of 1932, that Tom first learnt to truly fear death. (DeathHarry)

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Making a deal with a demon, especially this certain demon, was the stupidest thing Shintaro had ever done. But Shintaro was bored, and the deal that the demon had suggested to him was a tad too interesting. KuroShin

COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.

!Reincarnation!AU! Voldemort is a day old when he realizes those blasted muggles named him "Tom." It takes him a year to realize who his twin might possibly be-that is, his old nemesis, Harry Potter. Oneshot, LV/HP INCEST SLASH

In which it appears that there may be another demon with the ability to control Satan's blue flames— beware the simulacrum. Male!OC centric.

In between loops, Kuroha finds some time to enjoy himself. M for gore.

The excess of the Fate's Favourite universe.

England and Russia are teaching at Hogwarts! How might this change the actually story? What chaos will appear in this fifth year? Follow England and Harry along with the DA to deal with Arthur's threat. Watch it Voldemort, Russia's got his water pipe...

Ace is tired. There's spilt milk in the kitchen, he has Writer's Block, and his little brother chooses now to come knocking on his door. About that? Ace doesn't have a little brother. So just who is this kid?

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

ABANDONED. AU. Inspired by the anime Ouran High School Host Club. Non magic. Harry didn't know how he managed to get into the prestigious Hogwarts School, notable for its rich and powerful students. Among them is the elitist Hogwarts Host Club, run by the 'prince' Tom Riddle. Harry didn't know how exactly he ended up involved with them either, but it started with the bloody jeans.

In which Mephisto invites all of the exwires to his mansion for a slumber party of sorts— and insanity ensues.

Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?

In what universe is Alfred the hero? In all of them, that's the point my dear Villain. This is where I describe Voldy's flaw in reaching immortality.

When Light Yagami's cousin insists on throwing a costume wedding during the Kira investigation, a very reluctant L is forced to tag along to keep an eye on his suspect. At least there will be cake... (T for language)

Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had

Sometimes, Fate has a wonderful way of saying "Hello." I thought it would be any other day on my way home from school when an attack from an alleyway's resident serial killer leads to my death and then my unlife. Cue a demon with anger-management problems and a baffling curse and you've basically got my life. Looks like I'm really living up to my nickname— Icarus. Astaroth/OC

The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!

The Thanksgiving feast was almost perfect. But suddenly, America realized they didn't have a turkey.

Everyone loves the little nations, so they're back, this time to carve pumpkins (and one beet) for Halloween.

Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.

Who knew Voldemort was one?

There had been a time long ago when he cared for humans. But sometimes, it feels like it was all just a dream. A cold, unforgiving dream. Amaimon-centric

On their last day alive, can't they be at peace? Oneshot.

Kakuzu and Hidan wake up in the One piece world after their 'deaths'. how much trouble can the immortal duo cause in the New world.

"It's the outer science of everything Azami. One will always do anything to save a loved one or loved ones." A oneshot based on the Outer science PV. And yes there are character deaths, sadly.

Harry is somehow transported back to the 1930's during an electric storm. He wakes up to find himself in Wool's Orphanage where Tom Riddle lives. What will he do? Can he change the past for a better future? No romance. Reviews are much appreciated!

Shot down above an underdeveloped planet, Kamui crash-lands on an ocean covered planet and is found by an infamous pirate gang. Unable to return to Harusame until someone comes to find him, he freeloads off this group for the time being, joining on their adventures across the Grand Line! Chapter 1: "If The Stars Are Dancing, You're Probably Drunk".

Madara attempts to take over the world to the tune of Beezleboss. Can or will the kages stop him? Probably not... Rated T for language

Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.

After The Baka Prince and his assistant beg Odd-Jobs to go retrieve the last and most valuable remnant of their fortune, Odd-Jobs crash lands into the only world where the world's greatest treasure is nothing but One Piece. OkitaxKagura & KamuixNobume

When Kagura must work with the Shinsengumi and Harusame, she thought that it was the worst thing that can ever happen to her. However, a rock-paper-scissor match proves her wrong when the craziest combination was formed. Okita the Sadist, Kagura the China girl, and Kamui the Space Pirate.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Russia liked the feeling of floating, but then a green colored spell went towards him and he changed his mind about letting magic affect him. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had no idea it was a bad idea to upset Russia.

A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot

a humorous story about how Naruto get sent to Alabasta and spoil crocodiles plans without even knowing them

Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.

The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...

Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!

Throughout history there is always someone. Someone who doesn't fit the mould, someone who is different. Some of these people are worshipped as superior beings while others are ostracized, tortured… killed Sometimes… they rise up and take back what is theirs. T for Hidans language

Because sometimes, everyone just needs their big brother to come and save them. [ Kagura and Kamui ] family-centric

England has had enough of Voldemort going around and killing people, and he is going to let him know damn it! *Crack/Parody*

"You have to act like Sasuke for three days." No problem right? It is when you get paired with Itachi for your next mission. Standard Deidara torture here. Rated T for safety.

You are a Fire Nation citizen in the time of Sozin, and this is what you do.

We all know Itachi, he's calm, patient, gental. The Akatsuki push him too far and he finally snaps. One-shot.

Deidara, Kisame and Hidan face the greatest evil known to man...

After a day of horrible luck, Itachi stumbles across something revolutionary.. T rated for Hidans language

Hidan wants to be left alone to eat his breakfast in peace, but Tobi insists on "cheering him up" Rated T for Hidans language

Pein explains to the Akatsuki that they need to learn to drive.

Amidst the destruction of the world, Deidara brings peace of mind to the Akatsuki

When Severus Snape was unceremoniously transported in our realm by accident he became flesh and blood. His wand became real, his magic - real. Oh, what is a Harry Potter fan to do? Previously titled 'Fictitious.'

In a nation full of spies and saboteurs and enemies of the State, it's not uncommon for a neighbour to vanish in the dead of night. Oneshot

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

A waterbender heals a firebender, and he tries to return the favor.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

This is my idea of Professor Albus Dumbledore and the Dark Wizard Gellert Grindelwald's legendary duel. Completed

NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU

Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

The killing is done, and it's time to pick up the pieces.

After you have burned yourself to cinders and gone out in smoke, what is left?

Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.

Luna was nine years old and her mother recently died. Russia was asked a few questions by the girl and he told her 'I will tell you in exchange for the beautiful sunflower, da'.

Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.

Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Today's lessons for the Yorozuya trio: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, don't count your chickens before they're hatched, and be careful when life seems too good to be true, because it might be a sign that everything is soon going to go very, very badly.

The irony was almost too much for L.

If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.

America tells Russia to get a hobby. Russia never does anything by halves.

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

a tribute to Beyond Birthday

If the Hunger Games movie were played by the Naruto cast . . .

Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry has one more duty left to perform.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.

Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

Toph can't read, and that's really too bad.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

China has seen many other nations come and go. Every once in a while, though, he wonders if he is next.

When Lucius Malfoy was arrested, it was Arthur Weasley's job to search his home. Who he found shocked him and much of the wizarding world to its core. Set in Half-Blood Prince, mostly canon. COMPLETE

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

what happens when 4 one piece chars find thier way into the akatsuki chatroom? first stroy plz rewiew

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Hidan has his fun and suffers the consequences. Rated for language.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

After the war, the Avatar has unfinished business at the Southern Air Temple.

Some inventions are better left unmade.

A long time ago, the Four Nations were at war. The story of the first Avatar.

Even Airbending has a dark side.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

There's nothing quite like your first crush. Even if you're Azula.

How Alastor Moody came to use his flask, and six other drabbles on the man before MadEye.

In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.

The life and lessons of the girl called Smellerbee.

When Katara first saw her, she thought she was dead...

Azula has a special treat planned for Zuko. But all is not as it seems...

He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.

Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.

Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]

A reflection, or a prophecy. Tom. Hitler. Symbols & smiles. 'Mirror images are not made to last'. [oneshot]

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.

HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.