Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Animals of Farthing Wood, Dark Angel, and Emma.Hi. This is Anaevianne (but please, Evi or Ev). I'll get on with it, shall I?
I've got glossy brown hair with dark brown eyes. Contrary to popular belief, yes I do have a life.
And, thank you to Serenity Wintirs who was curious enough to ask about it, the whole Red Rose thing in front of the summaries of my stories comes from the days when I was Random Rose.
Red Rose - One of my favourite stories, I'm immensely proud of it.
Pink Rose - Not Red, but not Yellow. Good and I do like this story, but I'm not as proud of it.
Yellow Rose - Not good, not bad. In the middle, tend to not really like this story.
White Rose - Not proud of how it turned out, not sure what possessed me to write this. Put it up just for the heck of it.
Max/Alec: Just gotta love the banter!
Syl/Krit: They go together so well.
Tinga/Charlie: They're married. True love and all that.
Harry/Hermione: So it's not canon. Who cares? They're perfect for each other! Ginny and Cho just make me sick.
Lily/James: I love fics on how they get together. He's so adorably annoying!
Sirius/OC: No one Ms. Rowling had created is quite as perfect for Sirius as a character you made up yourself.
Draco/Hermione: I've come to quite like this ship. They're absolute opposites, but as people say, opposites attract. Not quite as worshipped as HHr.
Star Trek: Voyager
Janeway/Chakotay: Love it! She's just gotta get over Mark and all those stupid guys who are just SO not good enough for her.
Tom/B'Elanna: She's feisty, he's funny. Match made in heaven.
Doctor/Seven: Please. I don't hold with all that Seven/Chakotay rubbish.
Lord of the Rings
Aragorn/Arwen: She gave up being immortal for him. If that's not true love and devotion, than what is?
Arwen/Legolas: Just different and kinda sweet, what with both of them being elves and all.
Sam/Rosie: You'd think that poor Samwise has done enough to prove his love for Rosie already!
Frodo/OC: Yet to find someone in Tolkien's world to match our beloved little hobbit.
Faramir/Éowyn: What can I say? They're perfect for each other.
Galadriel/Celeborn: Why aren't there more G/C fics on their love and NOT their failing marriage?
Éomer/Lothíriel: A new favourite. They're so sweet together.
V For Vendetta
V/Evey: Just cause. They're perfect and simple yet complicated. Their relationship is something very intriguing, and the best authors can delve deep and poke it with a pen so I- we can be satiated for my- our need for V/Evey stories.
Pairings That Plain Make Me Sick:
Slash, femmeslash, yaoi... Whatever you call it, I don't read slash fics. I'm not prejudiced or anything against homosexuals - I'd just not prefer to read it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize that someone, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~Dave Barry
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.J.R.R. Tolkien
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.~ Douglas Adams
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Douglas Adams
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE.
YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?~Dave Barry, "Read This First!"
When they throw the bouquet, I run in the other direction. ~ Oprah Winfrey.
If you were my husband, sir, I'd poison your tea! ~ Lady Esther
If you were my wife, madam, I'd drink it! ~ Winston Churchill.
V For Vendetta
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. ~V
Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask. ~V
I can see that. ~ Evey
I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man, who he is. ~V
My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover it up. ~ Evey
A man after my own heart. ~ V
Are you like a crazy person? ~ Evey
I'm quite sure they will say so. ~V
Oh, heavens, no. Stealing imples ownership. You can't steal from the censor; I merely reclaimed them. ~V
God, if they ever find this place...~ Evey
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.Tim the Enchanter
What an eccentric performance.King Arthur
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.Head Knight
Ni! Shh!Knights Of Ni
Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.Head Knight
Therefore, we must give you a test. Head Knight
What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?King Arthur
Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery! ((dramatic chord)) Head Knight
Not another shrubbery!King Arthur
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.Head Knight
A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!..Knights Of Ni
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! ((dramatic chord)) Head Knight
A herring!Knights Of Ni
Consult the Book of Armaments!King Arthur
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-oneBrother Maynard
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--Second Brother
Skip a bit, Brother. Brother Maynard
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' Second Brother
Right! One!... Two!... Five!King Arthur
Three, sir! Sir Galahad
Three! King Arthur
It's Aramaic!Brother Maynard
Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!Sir Galahad
'Course! Sir Lancelot
What does it say?King Arthur
It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'.Brother Maynard
What? King Arthur
'...The Castle of aaaaaagggh'. Brother Maynard
What is that? Sir Bedevere
He must have died while carving it. Brother Maynard
Oh, come on! Sir Lancelot
Well, that's what it saysBrother Maynard
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!King Arthur
Well, that's what's carved in the rock!Brother Maynard
Perhaps he was dictatingSir Galahad
Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else? King Arthur
No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'Brother Maynard
Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?Sir Bedevere
Where's that? Sir Galahad
France, I think.Sir Bedevere
Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall? Sir Lancelot
No, that's 'Saint Ives'. King Arthur
Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives.Sir Lancelot
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"All right," said Deep Thought, "The Answer to Life, The Galaxy..."
"Of the Universe and Everything..."
"42," said Deep Thought with infinite majesty and calm. HGTG
You barbarians! I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'l have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until you've had enough. And then I will do it again!
And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will JUMP on them! And I will carry on jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do... Arthur
Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. HGTG
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continuously stating and repeating the very very obvious, asin It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right HGTG
You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.Arthur
Why, what did she tell you?Ford
I don't know, I didn't listen.Arthur
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and missHGTG
If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Arthur
We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Ford
Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of. Arthur
"Just stop panicking!"
"Who said anything about panicking?" snapped Arthur. "This is still just the culture shock. You wait till I've settled down into the situation and found my bearings. Then I'll start panicking." HGTG
"Right," said Ford, "I'm going to have a look."
He glanced round at the others.
"Is no one going to say, 'No you can't possibly, let me go instead'?"
They all shook their heads. HGTG
"Listen, three eyes," he said, "Don't you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."Zaphod
Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well how about what's six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here's one! How many roads must a man walk down? Arthur
Hey, that's not bad!Mouse 1
Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashadly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy. Arthur
That's a good answer... Trillian
Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous!Mouse 1
Yeah! What is all this "is she the one" tripe? Mouse 2
Take his brain!"Mouse 1
Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.Arthur
What is normal? Ford
What is home?Trillian
The Complete And Utter Wonders Of P.S.s:
23/7/07: I'm back! I don't know for how long, but after I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows I was inspired to write a little oneshort heralding the end of a very long chapter of my life. After that, who knows? I might just disappear into obscurity again. Enjoy the new story everyone.
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