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Joined 02-11-05, id: 756744, Profile Updated: 07-05-12
Author has written 1 story for Stargate: SG-1.

I had thought I had a profile on this site. Must be my beta-reader one that I'm thinking of - only one that counts really, as beta-reading is the only reason I bothered to put the silly bit of fic I wrote on this site anyway - so I could beta-read, and help other people who actually LIKE writing fanfiction improve their stuff. Don't read what I write - read what I help edit. It's much better.

I'm australian, not british - I just like to talk/write properly.

I have a love/hate relationship with fanfiction - on the one hand, sometimes a bit of fanfic is exactly what you need when(yet again) a beloved show has been axed, or you've watched a movie three times and you just wonder 'what if...', or you need a little bit of something to engage you in the fandom you love and indulge your interests a bit. On the other hand, the amount of uncontrolled, utter DRIVEL that is out there...

Well, you get the picture.

If you want me to read over something with a mental fine-tooth comb, or just think I'd enjoy it, feel free to message me with a summary.

It used to be that I could read anything(cereal packets included) - then I tried to read Twilight while I was on holiday and got utterly fed up after the first few chapters.

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House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
TwentyFirst Century Woman by Once Upon a Femmeslash reviews
Fluffy, kinda crack-y oneshot. Helena isn't sure how some things work in the 21st century.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
In the still of the night by candy-belle reviews
They never talk about what they share at night. A little fic looking at the deep, intense, platonic relationship that exists in my head anyway between Natasha and Clint.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Remaking by Shadows.Dance reviews
It's not just about escaping Loki's control, it's about remaking yourself when you're no longer sure what's real and what's not. Natasha takes Clint to her safehouse to be remade, piece by piece. Some nights are harder than others.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
speculative fiction by rollingplains reviews
In which she tries to sort of one of her many issues, and he mostly patiently lets her. T for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
Wednesday by rollingplains reviews
It's not like they gave him a handshake and a hug for bringing her on board. T for salty language. Black Widow/Hawkeye UST
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Bigger by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Hello Stark Industries by stupidpenname reviews
Pepper receives phone calls from her boss. A dialogue piece. Now updated.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
For Want of a Nail by The Lark reviews
A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Duncan - Complete
The End is the Beginning: Immortals Arc by SlyStrukk reviews
Jack isn’t the only member of Torchwood with restorative powers. At least, not anymore. How will Ianto handle a second chance at life, especially when he has no idea what brought him back? Jack/Ianto—Post COE SLASH.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,789 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Of Steel and Stone by littleblackdog reviews
The exiled princess and the illegitimate prince— a romance between cultures, comrades, and cast-offs. A series of missing scenes. Not in chronological order, just moments in time. Rated for sexuality and some violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,573 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Aeducan, Alistair
All in a Moment by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Paula reflects on her relationship with Tony at the end of Grace Period. Written for the NFA Haiti Relief auction. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Paula C., Tony D. - Complete
Timing by Leven Kemal reviews
Set sometime after Hearts of Gold. Part of Zoe and Wash's on-going conversation about family.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Guys Talking Laundry by DrawMeASheep reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Tony and McGee discuss a laundry issue.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Frozen (Original Version) by Chendzeea Li reviews
A Yuri romance drama, focusing on Quistis and Fujin, with the other major characters getting full time also. Along with the stated content, the story also contains a mix of horror, action and humor. With moderate language and mature situations.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 474,051 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/14/2001 - Fujin, Quistis T. - Complete
Good Times and Bad by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee needs a favor from Ziva and Tony finds it hilarious.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Chromaticity by cein reviews
Usage of some tech comes with unexpected side-effects.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Stand by minimumstitch reviews
Ianto takes a stand
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Jump the couch by cein reviews
Torchwood mourns one of their own don't worry, it's a funfic! little bit of swearing included, nothing you won't have already heard on the show
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
What Friends Are For by xfirefly9x reviews
Jayne/Kaylee. Jayne and Kaylee bond after the events of Miranda.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Streets of Laredo by jane0904 reviews
Not part of my Mal/Freya stories, but a little standalone tale with no non-canon OCs. A young man meets an older mercenary. And yes, it's based on the folk song. Please review. It makes me feel good!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Feeling the heat by cein reviews
Ianto Jones is feeling the heat. Jack/Ianto pairing. Team fic.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Smile by BossaNovaBaby24 reviews
Bill overhears two knuckledraggers arguing and finds something they say most amusing. the slightest bit of Adama/Roslin.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Chilly by Green Owl reviews
River and Jayne have a dispute over the salt and pepper shakers at breakfast.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jayne, River - Complete
Imprinting Jayne by NoMoreJacksPlz reviews
One-shot. Jayne gets more than he bargained for on a duck hunt.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jayne - Complete
Conversations and a Computer by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
NFA Hangman prize centered around a conversation I think Gibbs and Tony needed to have...and it's framed by something very silly. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Cargo Cult by jane0904 reviews
Just a little standalone, set during the series, and Jayne has to give something up. No OCs, so anyone can read this. And please comment ... that way I know if you liked it or not.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Wraped by Fansquee reviews
“You do know… this means war?” Came his voice, muffled from the new chocolate she saw him shove into his mouth as he spoke.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Grief in the Rain by Secret-Agent-Omega reviews
Mal finds Inara in the shower sometime after the BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
In the Wash by Sonya reviews
Wash/Zoe. "Guilt won't kill a man, but sure'n it'll make him sweat a lot."
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Worst Jobs in History by Aramira reviews
Jimmy aka Leech, does his homework in the teacher's hallway, Storm asks why. ONESHOT
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Rogue - Complete
We Pass Light Bits in the Night by CaffeineChic reviews
The hatch was open, that was his excuse
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/25/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Someone Burst the Stitches on the Curtain of Night by CaffeineChic reviews
She never wore shoes...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/19/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
The Addiction by Aramira reviews
Logan and Rogue find a new way to drown their sorrows, but it's not particularly healthy. Will they recognize their problem and get past it? Rating for language and mature themes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,183 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Zoe Washburne, 15th February by inkvoices reviews
Zoe wakes to her first birthday after marrying Wash.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Not Thinking by burningnostalgia reviews
Kara/Kat. "And it's curious, this tingling sensation crawling up her spine, tickling nerves and firing impulses, making her feel all sorts of things that go beyond wrong into the realm of utterly baffling, and she forces it down, eyes snapping shut."
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Beating doh by cein reviews
The team have their own way of dealing with Jack's immortality.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Cold, Cold Ground by Leven Kemal reviews
Set shortly after "The Message." A brush with death can get folks to pondering the lives and relationships they've chosen. Zoe POV, and, just because it's me and I can't resist, Zoe/Wash.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Trigger by xfirefly9x reviews
Zoe/Wash. Zoe 'bribes' Wash.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Just Keep Walking by ellymelly reviews
Strange noises are coming from William Adama's door. People congregate.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Instinct by jackwabbit reviews
Drabble, CloneJack, Angst. Season 7 or 8. Spoilers for Fragile Balance in the CloneJack exists only. Summary: Jon Reacts To A Stimulus Without Thought.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Jonathan O. - Complete
Five 'dances' Jack never had and one that he did by cein reviews
Jack has 'danced' on many occasions, these are five of the times he didn't...and one of the times he did
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Leven Kemal reviews
It's a rather large step from “I don't like him” to “I need this man to tear all my clothes off.” My take on how Zoe and Wash got from point A to point B.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
One Lousy Joke by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 A brief silliness. Whether you need legal counsel, alchemy, or relationship advice, there's only one elf to call...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Whole Of The Thing by Dyce reviews
After Miranda, Jayne sees River differently. Vignette, complete.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Dear Zoe by Leven Kemal reviews
Could be post BDM. Wash has left Zoe a letter. And something else.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Wash - Complete
Down Under reviews
A little bit of australiana in stargate. Semi-OC story. Don't worry if you're not a fan - I prefer writing original fiction, but figured I'd dig this out of the archives in case anyone out there actually found it funny. You never know.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010