HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus
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Joined 02-20-16, id: 7569669, Profile Updated: 07-11-18
Author has written 22 stories for Cats, Star Wars, Teen Titans, Deltora Quest, Web Shows, Bendy and the Ink Machine, and Half-Life.

Hi, I'm HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus, but there's no reason for me to say that, because you clicked on my profile and you know who I am.

Real name: Not Jeff, Willy or Duncan

Age: Constantly changing, so there's no use to write it here.

Gender: Male

Birthday: November 31st

Home: Planet Earth

Species: Parttime humanoid cat, parttime Bith

Job: Maintaining peace and prosperity in the galaxy but I'm not from the Green Lantern Corps if that's what you're thinking

Hobbies: Writing fanfiction (duh), reading fanfiction, watching movies, watching YouTube, other stuff I won't tell you

Favorite music: Troye Sivan. His voice is like heaven. It drives me wild and puts me at ease. Only fools wouldn't like it. It makes me want to bite something or pour gasoline all over myself. I would do anything for him. I like the quiet songs too. If you understand why I put some words in bold letters, you're really cool. And if you don't know, let's assume you feel like you're too good for that kind of music.

Favorite song: Talk Me Down, by Troye Sivan

Favorite emoticon: ._.

My obsessions:

Cats: I love that musical so frickin' much. I literally know all the lyrics in two languages. Andrew Lloyd Webber is like the God of musicals. I especially love Tumblebrutus, he's so awesome and cute!

Star Wars: I love all eight movies. Yes, also the prequels (still don't like the Holiday Special, though). I can reenact entire scenes and I have way more knowledge than 'necessary'.

DC: While I also love Marvel, I'm more of a DC guy. I especially like the Batman movies (the one from 1989 being my favorite) and Young Justice (super excited for season 3), but above all:

Teen Titans: Single best cartoon series ever made (in my humble opinion). I just love it so much. Like, SO much. Season five was my favorite, but why did they have to end on such a confusing episode? WHY DID THEY CANCEL IT? Thoughts on TTG? Let's just say I've never watched it, and from what I have seen, I don't plan on ever doing so.

Jurassic Park: I can basically say the entire movie by heart (with a fairly good Ian Malcolm impression as well). And I'm just talking about the first one here. I don't HATE the sequels, but I don't care too much for them. They don't even come close to the masterpiece that was the first one. And GOD, John Williams' score is musical perfection.

Baman Piderman: If you haven't heard of it, go watch it now. And don't give up after three episodes because it's random and badly drawn, it gets better. Squibkin 4ever!

Bendy and the Ink Machine: That is one awesome game. It is considered a horror game, but I don't see it that way. Sure, it has jumpscares, but it's not about the jumpscares. It's about the story. An intriguing story built by the memories of well-developed and interesting characters, spread around the chapters. And did I mention those little Bendy-cartoons we get because of this game are frickin' adorable?

Note: I take requests from any of those categories.

FYI: I looooooooooove Tumblebrutus! He is the best! Tumble for life!

This is my trademark in my stories:
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Did I mention that I love Tumblebrutus? Because I do!

Random little things I enjoy in life:

- Eating every last thing on your plate when eating in a restaurant (just so satisfying, plus it's like giving the restaurant a compliment)

- Being driven around while it's dark (just so relaxing, I don't know why. Just staring out the window, see the lights flash by...)

- Waking up, realizing you don't have to get up, and just staying in bed for another hour (especially after a night of being driven around)

- Touching cold things (don't ask any questions)

- Getting into a cold bed and gradually warming it up with my body heat (cuz, y'know, I'm so hot and all that... jk)

- Finishing a multi-chapter story (*checks profile* Oh, I've only done that once... huh)

My top 5 Jellicles:

1: Tumblebrutus ( You: "No, really?")

2: Munkustrap

3: Pouncival

4: Coricopat

5: Mr. Mistoffelees

Top 10 Teen Titans heroes:

1: Beast Boy

2: Hot Spot

3: Raven

4: Aqualad

5: Kid Flash

6: Robin

7: Más y Menos

8: Jericho

9: Speedy

10: Herald

Top 10 Teen Titans Villains:

1: Kyd Wykkyd

2: Mad Mod

3: The Amazing Mumbo

4: Control Freak

5: Red X (even though he's technically not a villain, but an anti-hero)

6: See-More

7: Angel

8: XL Terrestrial

9: Killer Moth

10: Ternion

Top 3 Jurassic Park characters (human only, or Rexy would obviously be Nr. 1):

1: Robert Muldoon

2: Ian Malcolm

3: Ray Arnold

Favorite opening from TV-show:

Teen Titans Theme Song

Favorite musical songs:

Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats (Cats), Be Our Guest (Beauty & The Beast), Cell Block Tango (Chicago), Roxanne (Moulin Rouge!), Phantom of the Opera (Phantom of the Opera)

Favorite songs from a non-musical:

Master of your Fate (Teen Titans), Lapti Nek (Star Wars EP 6: Return of the Jedi)

Favorite games:

Bendy and the Ink Machine, Rusty Lake series, Plants vs. Zombies, Portal (1 and 2), Doki Doki Literature Club!, The Stanley Parable, Undertale

Favourite quotes:

- Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell? (hence my username) -Tumblebrutus, Cats

- Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? -Jack Napier/Joker, Batman (1989)

- Mos Eisley Spaceport. We will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious! -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars EP 4: A New Hope

- We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni! We are now the Knights Who Say Eki-Eki-Eki-Eki Ptang Zooooom Boing! -Knights Who Say... Who Until Recently Said Ni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Spared no expense. -John Hammond, Jurassic Park. He says that 5 times in the movie.

- I find it about as funny as a fansest... It's not funny, okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant... sk... When I'm not clear, tell me. Am I clear? -Dr. McPhee, Night at the Museum

- "It's just a delay, that's all it is. All major theme parks had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"
"Yeah but John, if the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!" - John Hammond and Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

- "Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now!"
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do..." - Rex Kramer, Airplane!

- See, I'm right again, nobody could have predicted that doctor Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle! And... there goes another example. See, here I am now by myself, uh, uh, talking to myself. That's, thát's chaos theory. - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

- Oh yeah, 'Oooh, aaah', that's how it always starts, then later there's running, and uh, screaming... -Ian Malcolm, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

- Uh, in fifteen seconds I'm gonna try to choke ya. I would run. -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Return of the Jedi - Bad Lip Reading

- FYI, all you single guys... My emotional state... really isn't the greatest... (Hmm, hottie.) -Mon Mothma (and Han Solo), Star Wars Return of the Jedi - Bad Lip Reading

- Wrong, sir, wrong! Under section 37 B of the contract, signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "I, the undersigned, shall forfait all rights, priviliges and licenses herein and herein contained," etcetera etcetera, "Fax mentis incendium gloria culpum," etcetera etcetera, "Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day, sir! - Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

- Now, I'm gonna make a new rule. Whenever I'm in here, and you hear me typing, or wether you don't hear me typing or whatever the f*#$ you hear me doing in here, when I'm in here it means that I'm working! That means don't come in. Now you think you can handle that? - Jack Torrance, The Shining

- If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself. - Colonel Chester Philips, Captain America: The First Avenger

- Now, you wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts! - Bruce Wayne/Batman, Batman (1989)

- "I wonder where that fish has gone." "You did love it so. You looked after it like a son." "And it went wherever I did go." "Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish." "And it went wherever I did go." "Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!" "And it went wherever I did go." "Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!" "A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh." "Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!" "That went wherever I did go." - The two weirdest characters in cinema history, Monty Python's Meaning of Life

- "Today, you get to say 'I told you so'." "Today, I don't want to." (pause) "But I did bloody tell you!" - Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight

- Someone should put a bell on you. - Kid Flash to Kyd Wykkyd, Teen Titans S05 Ep08: Lightspeed

- COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHI-WOW-WOW! - Gordon Cole, Twin Peaks

Quotes I find hilarious for some unclear reason:

- Around the survivors, a perimeter create! -Yoda, Star Wars EP 2, Attack of the Clones

- What? -Darth Vader when the Millenium Falcon suddenly appears, Star Wars EP 4, A New Hope

- Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him. -Celeborn, The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring (actually here it is clear why I think it's hilarious. It's because they're taking the Hobbits to Isengard)

- This is overwhelming, John. Are... are these characters... uh... auto-erotica? -Donald Gennaro, Jurassic Park

Fictional character crushes (not nearly all of them, but the most important ones):

Tumblebrutus, Poucival and Munkustrap (Cats); Beast Boy, Aqualad, Robin, Hot Spot, Kyd Wykkyd and Kid Flash (Teen Titans); Robin, Superboy, Kid Flash, Beast Boy and Speedy (Young Justice); Luke Skywalker and Poe Dameron (Star Wars); Lief and Dain (Deltora Quest); Oliver Wood (Harry Potter); Newt (Maze Runner); Gale (Hunger Games); L (Death Note); Tadashi Hamada (Big Hero 6)

OTP: Tronnor for life!

OOTP's (Other-OTP's): Squibkin (Baman Piderman; Squib/Pumkin), Birdflash (Young Justice; Robin/Kid Flash), Bluepulse (Young Justice; Blue Beetle/Impulse), KydFlash (Teen Titans; Kyd Wykkyd/Kid Flash)

My OC's in Jellicle Stories for Jellicle Cats:

- Poseidon: Black and white tom, once Head-Protector (Imagine Alonzo before the real Alonzo was born)

- Pluto: Red and black tom, Poseidon's brother (Basically Plato before Plato)

- Buster: Grey and brown tom, Head-Protector after Poseidon

- Striker: First Mate on Growltiger's barge

- Whiskerbeard: mate on Growltiger's barge

- Cleopatra: Brown and white Abyssinian queen, medical cat and psychic

- Luphus Smith: Black and white tux, friend of Bustopher Jones, owner of several fancy clubs

- Unnamed pirate: Battle-scarred mate on Growltiger's barge

- Rumtum and Tucker: Brothers in bloodline, brothers in crime

Copy and paste stuff:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. You don't even have to be LGBT to copy and paste this. All you need to be is an open-minded and accepting person who is against homophobia.

I promise to remember Bombalurina

When I want to get attention;

I promise to remember Tugger

When I go against conventions.

I promise to remember Plato

Whenever I'm being quiet;

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When I say I want to diet.

I promise to remember Munkustrap

Who taught me to be caring;

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly

Who taught me to be sharing.

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

Who taught me to be clever;

I promise to remember Gus

Who taught me to endeavour.

I promise to remember Jemima

Whenever I sing a song;

I promise to remember Grizabella

When I feel I don't belong.

I promise to remember Alonzo

Whenever I see someone show off;

I promise to remember Demeter

When I look at them and scoff.

I promise to remember Skimble

When I'm getting on a train;

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When I question if I'm sane.

I promise to remember Admetus

When I pull a funny face;

I promise to remember Victoria

When I recompose my grace.

I promise to remember Pounce

Whenever I'm being daft;

I promise to remember Tumble

Whenever I've smiled or laughed.

I promise to remember Macavity

When I hear of or see a crime;

I promise to remember Griddlebone and Growltiger

When I fall in love for the first time.

I promise to remember Cassandra and Exotica

When I'm being rather mysterious;

I promise to remember Etcetera and Electra

When I'm feeling rather delirious.

I promise to remember Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

When I know I've done something naughty;

I promise to remember the Rumpus Cat

When I know I'm being haughty.

I promise to remember Deuteronomy

When I think of those who've gone;

But I promise to remember the Jellicles

When it's time to finally pass on.

(Copied from TheVoiceOfTheJellicles)

Copy and paste this if you actually read through people's entire bios.

Copy and paste this if you think Cats is the best musical eeeevvvvveeeeerrrr.

Copy and paste this if you always think November has 31 days for some reason.

Copy and paste this if you know what I mean when I ask if you wanna buy some Deathsticks.

Copy and paste this if you have ever wanted to hang up the phone, shoot it and say 'boring conversation anyway.'

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS ANNOYING AF.

Copy and paste this if you ever wished your cat could talk to you (even though I personally don't have a cat).

Copy and paste this if you spend too much time on the internet.

Copy and paste this if you ever had a crush on someone with the wrong sexual orientation to make a relationship work.

Copy and paste this if you ever cried because you live in a country where none of your idols would ever come.

Copy and paste this if people think you're weird when you know a 5 minute movie scene by heart.

Copy and paste this if you would start fanboying/fangirling if Tronnor was confirmed.

Copy and paste this if you are reading this.

Copy and paste this if you miss Troye uploading videos regularly, but still are so proud of what he became and absolutely love his music.

Copy and paste this if you think Tumblebrutus is awesome!

Copy and paste this if you like the Star Wars prequels.

Copy and paste this if you cried when L died in Death Note. (Not really, but almost)

Copy and paste this if you think the T-rex roar from Jurassic Park is the most epic sound ever.

ATTENTION: RANDOMNESS SECTION AHEAD:
(may contain traces of bad puns and lame jokes)

So this old lady is scared of flying and during the flight she goes to the cockpit and asks the pilot: "Do planes crash often?" The pilot's answer: "Most planes only crash once."

And then the old lady is like: "Surely you can't be serious?" The pilot: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." (Airplane! reference)

Why did Edward Nigma have such a convenient name for becoming The Riddler?
This is no joke, I just wondered.

This is a joke: what do you get when you eat all da potatoes?
If you don't know the answer, you have to work on your Baman Piderman knowledge immediatly.

English is not my native language, and I know it can be hard to learn, but it can be taught through tough torough thought, though.

Ever noticed that cabbage is green? I did yesterday!

Musicals are one of the gayest things ever. I'm not a fan of clichés, but it's true. Example: when we did our version of Cats in high school, only four boys participated. Two of them were gay, including me, and the director was gay too. So three of the five male participants.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Teen Titans!

When there's trouble you know who to call: Ghostbusters!

-o-

Badman: Harvey Dent... can we trust him? (sneaks away)

Gordon: Well, he seems to be about the best we've...(Badman is gone) got... (sees him hiding Scary Movie-style) Badman? Uhm... Badman?

Badman: I found something!

Gordon: You found something?

Badman: I found some...

Gordon: You found some something?

Badman: Evidence!

Gordon: You found some evidence, huh?

Badman: I found some evidence.

Gordon: You found some evidence over there.

Badman: Here... someone left some evidence!

Gordon: We would have never found that evidence without you.

Badman: I'll analyze it... with SCIENCE!

Gordon: We are always in your debt, Badman.

Badman: ... ... ... Harvey Dent...

Gordon: (sigh)

Badman: ... Can we trust him?

-o-

You should really watch that. It's called Badman, by Collegehumor. So hilarious.

In case you didn't notice: I like randomness. This might occur in my stories.

I once tried to write my authorname somewhere, but you could only write 15 characters, so it said 'HaveYouBeenAnal'...

Special thanks go to Razell, who supported me with his reviews and his very supporting... support.

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Half-Life 2: Anticitizen reviews
Half-Life 2: Anticitizen is a reimagining of the beloved second installment in the Half-Life series, incorporating many of the cut content and early concepts. Follow Gordon Freeman's journey through City 17, Ravenholm, the Air Exchange, Borealis, and many other strange places, and meet some familiar faces, as well as some familiar-but-slightly-different ones! (Also on Tumblr)
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/4
Catsby reviews
A short story that doesn't contain a single letter E. When the Jellicles want to throw a surprise party for Bombalurina, it is up to Pouncival to distract her long enough so everything can be set up. (Written for my third fanfiction-birthday)
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Bombalurina, Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
Jellicle Stories For Jellicle Cats reviews
The ultimate story of the Jellicles! These are the untold things that happened before and during the Jellicle Ball we all know and love! Rated T for some violence and some character death. Many chapters will still follow.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 3/11/2016
Jellicle Fools reviews
Pouncival drags Tumblebrutus into once again trying to prank Mistoffelees. Let's see how long it takes this time for it to backfire.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Pouncival/Carbucketty, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Prose Overdose reviews
Mistoffelees simply wants to go for a walk, but there is a problem: the writer seems to suffer from Verbosity, a very common disease among writers... (Written for my second fanfiction-birthday)
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Complete
Rise and Fall of a Dream (Trailer) reviews
One ambitious man and his employees. They all have dreams. Dreams of creation. But one day, the installation of a mysterious machine changes their lives drastically... Dreams come true, but so do nightmares. /Trailers and teasers for a large upcoming story of mine.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/15/2017
Lonesome Freedom reviews
Why do people always desire freedom over anything? Being free means you're on your own. With no one to protect you from a cold world. (Summary way more depressing than actual story)
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Hot Spot, Kyd Wykkyd, Angel
Spooky Summonings and Stuff reviews
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Cats - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Pouncival/Carbucketty, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
And now: The punchline reviews
A story is only as funny as its punchline... Requests wanted. More information inside.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017
Please, Mrs Headmistress reviews
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Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Brother Blood, Hive Headmistress
Life to the Everlasting Cat reviews
Jennyanydots takes her sons to the weekly Catolic service, only to find out a wind of change has blown.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Complete
Clean Noradzeer! reviews
Lief, Barda and Jasmine weren't the first to escape the city of Noradz. But how do you survive in an unclean world if all you ever knew in life is cleanliness? And if that's not enough, try finding out more about a stranger while being chased by Ra-Kacharz and Grey Guards at the same time... (NOT abandoned)
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Ra-Kacharz, Tira, OC
Macavity's Victory reviews
Macavity finds his own way to defeat the Jellicles. (Written for my fanfiction-birthday)
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Complete
Maze of despair reviews
Alone in a maze. Just you and the Beast. No escape. No hope. Stop running, you die. Let despair take over, and all hope is lost.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Milne, The Glus - Complete
Jellicle Titans reviews
The first Cats-Teen Titans crossover ever! When the Titans are called to London to catch the greatest criminal on earth, Beast Boy meets a tom from a certain cat-tribe who could help him to find The Hidden Paw...
Crossover - Teen Titans & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Beast Boy, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Blue Neighbourhood reviews
It takes so long to conquer someone's heart, but it is so easy to break it. How? Avert your eyes, walk away, and don't look back. /The story from Troye's Blue Neighbourhood Trilogy. Warnings: Well, if you've seen the videos, you know what to be warned for.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Troye Sivan - Complete
Bushes Of Love: Explained reviews
The lyrics to Bad Lip Reading's fantastic song 'Bushes of Love' may look like nonsense at first, but I discovered a much deeper meaning. (Now added 'Not The Future')
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016
Star Wars, told in Cats-songs reviews
A series of Cats song parodies about Star Wars.
Crossover - Star Wars & Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 10/11/2016
The Jellicle Tribe Family Tree reviews
This isn't really a story, it's a help-tool for my other Cats-Fanfics. Details will be in the story 'Jellicle Stories For Jellicle Cats'. Leave your good OC-names in the reviews! (Outdated and incorrect)
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Complete
Midi-what? reviews
The Force is discussed in a talkshow with Fodesinbeed Annodue. (You: Who's that?) Obi-Wan can't stop quoting other people and doesn't make any sense, Qui-Gon is being stubborn, Jar Jar, Palpatine and Dooku blow their covers, C-3PO is confused, Anakin has a big surprise about his father, Yoda is annoyed and Mace Windu doesn't appear in this story! WARNING: Star Wars quote overload.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Fanfiction reviews
"The Dark Side of the Fanfiction is a pathway to many communities some consider to be M-rated." "Is it possible to read such stories?" "Not when your filter is on." How long did it take to write this story? About 3 or 4 seasons. The plot is for sale, if you want it. You don't need to see my author page. This isn't the fanfiction you're looking for. Read along.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2016
Cats: The Ultimate Poem reviews
Why would you bother watching a whole musical with songs based on poems when you can just read one poem? BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST MUSICAL EVER AND TUMBLEBRUTUS IS AWESOME! That's why. Rated T for censored swearwords and the Rum Tum Tugger.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
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