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Poll: If Elaine was paired romantically with one of the YuGiOh characters, who would it be? Choose up to three of your favorites! Vote Now!
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Joined 02-12-05, id: 757889, Profile Updated: 10-11-08
Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Lord of the Rings.

POLL compliments of the younger sibling (the romantic). :D Sibling picked choices, I wrote the commentary!

I'm an insane Trekkie who writes fanfics about Yu-Gi-Oh and dabbles in The Lord of the Rings. w00t!

Summary for CROSSOVERS is available!
Chapters 1 through 42

The Funky Fellowship Contest

It's what you've all been waiting for and it's here now!

Now, as I'm sure you all know, during the 17th Letter (The stronghold of Graves? 007: Die Another Day? Remember that people?) Gandalf manages to convince his comrades to lick their way through a large chunk of ice. After their tongues were sufficiently stuck to the ice Merlin clearly said: “Humphoooml woomph pazuu.


Send me a review labeled MERLIN MUMBLES and in this review tell me what YOU THINK Merlin said! (Doesn't have to sound anything like “Humphoooml woomph pazuu,” it just has to be one sentence.) The best, most Merliny, creative answer will win one lucky reviewer a guest star appearance in The Lost Letters of Gandalf in THEIR TOPIC choice of Letter! Basically the winner also decides on the location and circumstances of their guest star Letter. I'll e-mail the winner with specifics. :D


I like people who spell correctly and use appropriate Gandalf grammar!
Feel free to send as many entries as you want.
And last but not least:
Remember the line between funny and stupid may be fine, but it's still there. :)


Note to Readers: I respond to my reviews in a massive review of my own labeled CHAPTER (whichever) REVIEWS... so if you don't get an e-mail from me please don't think I'm mean and evil! And if you review to my stories I promise to give you cookies! AND SAUSAGE! ... erm... private joke... lol

November 7, 2007
Received my first flame ever - it was SO EXCITING!! There was fire and anger and passion so I made made S'mores!! They were delicious.

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Crossovers reviews
How would you react if you got stuck in the world of YuGiOh wearing nothing but your pajamas and some ugly pink socks? Oh yeah, and don't forget the psycho maniac whose trying to suck your soul out... Anonymous reviews accepted!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 85,124 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 2/19/2005
Gandalf the Redneck reviews
It was jest so halarious ah c'dn't resist! Fry mah hide!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Gandalf, Legolas
The Lost Letters of Gandalf reviews
What happened after Gandalf fell in Moria? You don't want to know... WARNING: Reading this may cause insanity or diarrhea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gandalf, Legolas