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Their Shitty Boss by ReindeerGamesofMischief reviews
Nico di Angelo was a premier criminal defense lawyer, but if you ask his associates what they thought about him, "he's a total hardass". They also didn't know he was married, so that meant there was a total side of Nico di Angelo they never met. Join three of Nico's associates as they uncover just WHO their boss is married to, and what that means for them. Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 11/9/2015 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Alter Ego by Deceptive Lies reviews
There were a number of times where Barry Allen had to switch into the alter ego he used in high school, Sebastian Smythe. This is a collection of the numerous times he had to do so.
Crossover - Flash & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,489 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 1/15/2019 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Sebastian S.
Interpretive Hearts by Crimson1 reviews
Leonard Snart has been forced into early retirement as a dance choreographer after too many hip injuries and recent hip replacement surgery. He's moved into his beach house from the city to rest and relax and figure out where to go from here as he begins his physical therapy. While he hates to admit it, he's lonely and completely unsure of what to do next. Enter Barry Allen.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Barry A./The Flash, Leonard S./Captain Cold
Coming Up For Air by Crimson1 reviews
Leonard Snart is a real up and comer in the crime world. That is until he screws over the Santini family. That's how he ends up with weights chained to his legs, sinking to the bottom of the river. As he passes out, a beautiful face appears in front of him. When he wakes up, he's on the river bank, safe and not dead. Then, Barry walks on shore. Mermaid AU.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,701 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 3/17/2018 - Barry A./The Flash, Leonard S./Captain Cold - Complete
Timeless by Crimson1 reviews
AU season 1 with Barry from pre-season 4.1 returning from the Speed Force to the moment he woke up from his original coma instead of 2017. He just needs to keep fighting to finish his calculations in time to defeat Eobard and return to his loved ones for good. Thankfully, a certain thief brings clarity like no one else can.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,160 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Barry A./The Flash, Leonard S./Captain Cold - Complete
Blood, Time, Death, and Love by Cassis Luna reviews
In a world where his own relatives shun him and the Wizarding World is afraid of him, 10-year-old Harry first meets Draco as his friend. But tragedy strikes and Harry is forced to turn back time to save him. It's 4th year, the year of the Triwizard Tournament, and Draco doesn't know a thing. Harry remembers everything. HPDM, Severitus, Slytherin!Harry, Vampire!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,736 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
To the Moon and Back by I Wield The Pen reviews
A collection of humorous, romantic, and thrilling one-shots/ continued stories all in one place! Latest Chapter: Hilarity ensues as the crew blows up their group chat after a night of heavy drinking. Items were stolen, quickie weddings occurred, and Jacin is forced to drive around Luna and pick up all these lightweights.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,562 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Thorne, Cress
Through a Doll's Eyes by eNCee Death reviews
If only they listened just a bit harder. If they had done this, perhaps they might have heard her. It was small and soft, barely above a whisper, but the porcelain doll in the antique shop could talk, and her blue eyes twinkled as she watched the people of Paris pass her by. If they could only hear her, they would know her name was Marinette. And she wanted to be human.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,894 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 5/16/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Tikki, Plagg
Four times Yuri hates love on the ice (and one time he sorta doesn't) by rinsled05 reviews
OR Four times Viktuuri kiss on the ice and one time they don't. A short ficlet filled with sap, sap, and more teeth-rotting sap, blunted only by Yuri Plisetsky's angry pubescent lens. [Oneshot / Viktuuri]
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Yuuri K., Viktor N.] [Yuri P., Otabek A.] - Complete
The Woes of Parenthood by pupeez4eva reviews
"You're ten," Bruce repeats. "And you aren't marrying anyone." - Since Bruce refuses to adopt Colin, Damian decides that the best way to give his friend a home is to marry him.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin, Colin W./Abuse - Complete
The Science Of Love by JustMe133 reviews
Barry knows there's always a scientific way to approach things, but when things begin to become too complicated for science to solve, will he have to listen to his heart more than his brain, especially when it comes to Naldo? SLASH. Baldo. Rated T for safety.
Best Friends Whenever - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Barry E., Naldo M. - Complete
We Cannot Meet Death Better by Crimson1 reviews
Barry wakes up after being stuck in the Speed Force for forty years because of the crisis of 2024 to find that almost everyone he loves is dead. After seeing Iris and Snart, he decides to go back in time to change things. What he doesn't expect is just how differently a life he decides to lead.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Barry A./The Flash, Leonard S./Captain Cold - Complete
Imprinting by PhenixFleur reviews
Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye. He doesn't know what to make of this. (Soulmate AU)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Dipper P., Bill] [Mabel P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
Dial Tone by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
"H-hi. S-sorry for interrupting your Sunday afternoon, but my name is Percy Jackson and I'm about to die and I wanted someone to talk to before that happened." Jason never thought such a simple call could ruin his day so much, and then Percy Jackson proved him wrong. Plane Crash AU. Jason/Percy. One-Shot. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,084 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Jason G., Percy J.] [Reyna R., Annabeth C.] - Complete
The Orphanage by CakeTops reviews
Pepper should have known that Tony never does what he was supposed to do and leave it at that. This said, even she was confused how a simple visit to the orphanage for PR purposes ended up with Tony adopting 3 of the weirdest kids she has ever met. Genius!Harry. SLASH. De-Aged Golden trio. Stony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
It's Lighter Than It Looks by Anna575 reviews
Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 760 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Percy J., Thor - Complete
The Secrets We Don't Keep by shadowglove reviews
...Or the one in which Clarke thinks she's kept the fact that she's pregnant (and that Bellamy is the father) a secret, but she really hasn't.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,362 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
Three Wishes to Eternity by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy buys an oil lamp on a flea market. "Master mine, three wishes are thine" are the words that will change his life forever as he accidentally summons a hot genie named Nico. His first wish is to see the world and the genie is more than willing to travel with his intriguing new master. genie!Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [C. Beckendorf, Silena B.] - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 10,168 - Follows: 4,440 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
What We See by ipresentmyflotilla reviews
Percy was born through a second affair between Medusa and Poseidon. Due to his monster mom he never had to go to camp therefore he has been living a life away from the demigods. But what happens when the prophecy of seven comes around and they still need Percy to complete it? Will he ignore his bitterness towards he father? Or will he stay true to his monster lineage? AU Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.]
Falling by black.k.kat reviews
With Time Turners twisting in his blood, Harry falls through whens and wheres, adrift in time. Then one night, in a smoky New Orleans bar, he finds something—someone—who just might be able to hold him. But things can never be so simple, not with mutants fighting to live, and certainly not with the Deathly Hallows finally choosing a master. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,802 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,048 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Gambit, Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 297 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
Play Pretend by Takara Phoenix reviews
Leo and Percy are moving in together. Nico, Frank and Hazel don't like that. Because the two are moving to Miami. And because they weren't invited to live with their two Greeks. Now let the trio discover what Leo and Percy are hiding. Beware, they're hiding a couple of VERY dirty secrets! Frank/Hazel/Leo threesome and Nico/Percy slash and mpreg, Frazeleo and Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Leo V., Hazel L.] [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
The First Three Years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's Relationship by Cassis Luna reviews
The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last To Know by DrPepperDiva reviews
Derek/Stiles. MPREG. Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And the first baby!werewolf being born into a pack is apparently a big freakin' deal, and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. Stiles figuring out why everyone is being so weird around him is just the beginning.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,772 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Love Potion No 9 by blackdragonsghost reviews
When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 322 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 975 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Of Rings and Other Things by Ryssa1457 reviews
Ten-year-old Dick Grayson couldn't control his eyebrows when they shot up at his best friend's question. "Do you want to marry me?" Wally/Dick
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 8,796 - Follows: 1,493 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete