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Joined 02-13-05, id: 758050
Author has written 4 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Harry Potter.

And therefore let me beg of you, my lords
If you should think my story ill accords
With the original...
Or if the words I use are not the same
As you have heard, I beg you not to blame
My variations; in my general sense
You wont find much by way of difference
Between the little treatise as it's known
And this, a merry story of my own
-Geoffry Chaucer


Uninspired and particularly indifferent towards it.


Oh my gog... I just realized Nathaniel is to Kitty as Gazza is to Scara.


I love these pairings even more now. Tralalalaaa!

But I'll be sure to squelch out any nasty crossover ideas.


Alright. So maybe the impending doom of school is inspiring me to write more. A plot bunny traipsed its way into my head and made a mess there. So I have no choice but to clean it up and write it down. Haha. It'll probably just be a oneshot, since I have a lot of problems with commitment and stuff like that. Oh well. Ta!


So, I decided to delete my John/Jane story, because I decided it wasn't worth it. There were just too many gaping plotholes and improbability and I hate stories like that. So, yeah.

Oh, but I have a new fic. With less improbabilities. And it isn't going to be a oneshot like I originally said. Poo, my inconsistencies. Haha. I'm not making sense. BAah.


Okay. So, after reading Maximum Ride one and two, I have a new OTP. Fang and Max, a'course.

But really, no pairing can replace Nat/Kitty. Notice how my OTP's never actually get together, but are very much canon? Huh...

Ahh! Wimbledon finals today! WORLD CUP FINALS TODAY! Oh the suspense. Go Rafa! Go France!


Ugh. I do not want to talk about the World Cup or Wimbledon. eats a shoe and pouts

Well, I do, but you probably don't want to hear about it.

Instead, here I am, bearing icons!

Well, no, not really. Here's a link though, that will lead you to the aforementioned icons, which I myself created. cackles

Over here!

Thankee muchly.

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The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Alternatives by Bowles reviews
Sometimes the best answers are questions. [NatKitty]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
As Warriors by Bowles reviews
As warriors, as soldiers, as demons, as slaves, we are compelled to fight for causes we do not believe in.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Heirs Of Arda Completed by DarkRiver reviews
The Heirs of Rohan, Ithilien, and Gondor unite in this story. As children verging on men, Elfwine, Elboron, and Eldarion wrestle with responsibility, maturity, and bravery...and find themselves chasing a mystery that threatens the entire West.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,182 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Faramir, Eomer
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
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Cast No Shadow reviews
‘He’s gone,’ she said, bluntly and impassively, ‘Nothing I can do about it.’ But at ninethirty, precisely two days and five hours after the explosion in St. James Park, Kitty was proven wrong.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2006
My Pretty Kitty reviews
A parody of My Fair Lady, in which Nathaniel plays Henry Higgins, and Kitty plays Eliza Doolittle. Against all the odds, who would believe that a lowlife commoner could pass off as a high class magician? Nathaniel sees to it that they do... NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
The Phantom's Mask reviews
Nathaniel strayed from the truth for so long, unable to accept it. Assigned to a dangerous mission to obtain an important relic before the Resistance does, he tries to save himself from his steady route to demise. But can he do it alone?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
Pride and Prejudice reviews
Much like racism, sexism, and ageism, Hogwarts has created an all new form of discrimination—Housism.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete