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Joined 02-13-05, id: 758330
Author has written 7 stories for Wicked, Crossing Jordan, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Ugly Betty.

About me:

Hmm...what to say? English major, opera
singer, musical theatre lover. From the deeeeep South, but oddly
lacking in accent or Southern qualities. I guess that about sums
me up.

Interests/Obsessions:

Musicals of every shape and description. I'm currently enamored of The Last Five Years, Amour,
Bat Boy, Wicked, Avenue Q, Parade, Tick, tick...BOOM, Dirty Rotten
Scoundrels, A Light in the Piazza, Songs for a New World, The Wild Party
, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, My Life with Albertine, Thou Shalt Not, and many, many more.

My list of favorite books/authors could go on for days, but here are a few highlights: Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Possession (I seem to have a thing for p's), The Blind Assassin, Harry Potter, Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, anything by P. G. Wodehouse, etc.

I'm also obsessed with Crossing Jordan, Gilmore Girls, House, M.D., Rember WENN, and The X-Files ( Jerry O'Connell, Scott Patterson, Hugh Laurie, and David Duchovny - it's like one of those children's exercises about "Which one does not match?")

I like to sing, act, write (naturally), read, and generally confuse those around me with my utter weirdness.

Writing:

I've been writing for years, but I'm relatively new to fanfiction writing, as you can probably tell by my short list of stories. I tend to
write when inspiration smites me about the eyes, so my updates can be a
bit sporadic (sorry about that). I'm currently working on a Crossing Jordan au that I'm having no end of fun with, and I'm waiting for my muses to return on my Wicked story (Sorry to anyone who's waiting for an update. It just refuses to be written). Happy Reading!

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Graven Images by Nynaeve1723 reviews
A who killed Emily? story sparked by some discussion a while back on the Coffeerooms board. WJ eventually, but darker and different in tone than my previous fics. R&R please!
Crossing Jordan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
House Party by Ruthless Bunny reviews
House has inherited Jeeves, a valet from England. My, but it's crowded around here. Crossover with P.G. Wodehouse stuff. Chapter 5Jeeves and the Houseguests
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
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The Beauty Is reviews
A little Valentine's trifle involving Betty, Henry, and a darkened office. Light on plot.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007
Lost and Found reviews
Boston, 1947. Woodrow Hoyt, Private Investigator, has been hired to find a missing heiress. Her name: Jordan Cavanaugh. But why did she run? And, more importantly, will he be able to make her stop? JW,alternate universe
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005
Nothing Like You've Ever Known reviews
A day in the life of Garret Macy. Just a little character study and possible explanation for his increasing darkness. Warning: Humorous.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
A New Old World reviews
Light in the Piazza fic. I think it may be the first one here. Clara's thoughts in the moments before her first meeting with Fabrizio, seeing Firenze from her decidedly unique point of view. Stream of consciousness. Reviews always appreciated.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
With Every Tick of the Time Dragon Clock reviews
Elphaba pays a visit to the Clock of the Time Dragon. How will the secrets she learns there affect her? Will they change her past? Her future? BookMusical crossover set while Elphaba is still at Shiz
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005
Stepping Up to the Plate reviews
After the disastrous events of "Embraceable You," Woody wallows while Jordan decides to take matters into her own hands. JW, One-shot
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Looking At Things Another Way reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba spend an afternoon together. Set sometime between I'm Not That Girl and One Short Day.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete