Ever since birth, Siegfried has been able to commune with the Norse gods through small screens and quests that they gave him. It was a simple life until everything began to change as he grew older and entered the world as a man. Now the gods bayed him to raid his neighbors, clash against the greatest names in history, and carve his name so deep into history it will never fade.

Five years since the Invasion of Naboo, and Darth Vader took the timeline by storm. The Republic's stability frays by the day as systems prepare for when it might fail and fall. The Jedi and the Sith remain at "peace," as both Orders grow and adapt in these uncertain times. But there will be many enemies for the Galaxy to face, beyond the Light and Dark. Part 2 of Vaderline

Elisif knows she's the Empire's candidate for High Queen only because they regard her as weak and biddable; until a hasty trip to Helgen, to witness Ulfric's execution, sends her into deadly peril but also reveals a new side to her. With a new and lethal friend, the unlikeliest of Dragonborns, as her mentor she sets out to become a true warrior queen.

Beth already had a bad feeling that her fifth year at Hogwarts was going to turn out to be pretty miserable — as pessimistic as she was, she hadn't seen a literal alien invasion coming. Because apparently the infamous Potter luck was screwing over the whole planet now. (eventual F/F) [Dimitran Fleet, part 1/4]

Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.

After her second death, Tanya is once again reincarnated into a world at war. With destiny forcing her down the path of military service once again, Tanya must protect new homeland from the threats that would seek to destroy it: the stubborn Earth Kingdom, conniving Water Tribes, and most of all that dangerous madman The Avatar. For the glory of the Fire Nation!

Hazel Potter has always been strange. People say she knows too much and says too little. When Aunt Petunia utters that forbidden word, 'magic', it sends Hazel on a hunt for the truth. If only the Wizarding World could have guided the direction of her search… femHarry with a focus on witchcraft

Tysa was just a normal girl. Well. Okay, so she had an uncanny knowing of her letters and numbers, but she was otherwise normal! And then the Bad Men came to her village. And then things got... murder-y. And then Tysa met a person calling themselves Arry, and another person who called themselves Jaqen. And then things just... kept being murder-y? Oneshot. Don't Own. Complete.

There's a very old concept in magic: Never call up that which you cannot put down. Shame the Death Eaters didn't know that... Now they have Skitter. Whoops... A little present to mark the end of 2023! Just in time for the end of this year and the beginning of the next.

After graduating from the academy and getting assigned to Team 7, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are surprised that their Jōnin-sensei is a little girl, about their age. After her death in the Empire, Tanya did not find herself in the afterlife; instead, she found herself reborn in the Hidden Leaf, staring into the eyes of a massive, nine-tailed fox. Rated M for safety.

Tanya Degurechaff finds herself reincarnated into the World of Harry Potter with an invitation to Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. How will this adult veteran of a magical global conflict trapped again inside the body of a young girl navigate the social interactions, the school lessons, and the yearly dangers that fills the school years?

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

Book III of the Infinite and the Divine. Taylor Hebert awakens from her great battle with Scion on a primitive world far from her own, lost and confused. Without her Olympian strength, but with all of her Vanir magic, she forges a place for herself among the gods and monsters of her new world.

AU. Whilst researching an ancient temple with Mothra, Madison learns about an ancient tradition the Titan used to indulge in with her tribe. PWP. Mothra is a Monster Girl. G!P Mothra x Madison

A pregnant Hooters Girl is swept off her feet when she is saved by two women who she later invites back to her place. Very M-rated. PWP. Intersex. G!P F x G!P F x F.

A place to put all my short writings, both original and fanfic, including commissioned works. Current fandoms: Youjo Senki, Naruto, Konosuba, Familiar of Zero, War of the Worlds, MCU, A song of ice and fire, Star Wars, My Hero Academia, XCOM, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

When Eleven finds Joyce enjoying some 'alone time', she feels the sudden urge to be treated roughly by her stepmother. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Aged-up. Step-Incest. Intersex. G!P Joyce x Eleven

Shilo attempts to stop Blind Mag from going to the Opera by any means necessary in this special Musical One-Shot. Alternate (Horny) take on the scene. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Blind Mag x Shilo.

Trini thinks back to that night when Rita Repulsa came to her. What if things had gone differently and Rita offered something Trini wanted? Set in the 2017-verse.

Harry is fully prepared to face the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets to save Ginny. Unfortunately, he never gets a chance. Tamelyn Riddle realises that killing one student and draining the soul of another would leave too much evidence of her return. Luckily, there's another horcrux right in her reach that she can use to hitch a ride. A slowburn Harry/fem!Riddle fic.

Sequel to 'A Young Girl's Padawan Record' Tension are high in the Galaxy as the Spector of War arrives. The Separatists have declared their intentions to leave the Republic, beginning the spiral into the Clone Wars.

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

Phasma frequently visits a brothel on the planet Jakku. There, she strikes a passionate connection with one of the workers, Rey. AU. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Phasma x Rey

Series of NSFW one-shots featuring the women of the MCU. Throughout the vast multiverse, there is always the chance to see the relationships that could have been. Very M-rated. PWP. Smut. Intersex Femslash. Lots of Girl Penis.

Vi enjoys her time getting well acquainted with Caitlyn's mother, Cassandra. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Vi x Cassandra x Caitlyn.

When Aloy and Beta are alone, they decide to share a wonderful experience together. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Aloy x G!P Beta

As Sabine is held prisoner on the Eye of Sion, Shin comes to her cell so that she can pry the Mandalorian for information. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Sabine x G!P Shin.

Months after Aizen's defeat, Rukia reunites with Orihime and encourages her to pursue her feelings for Ichigo. But, Ichigo isn't the one Orihime desires. PWP. Very M-rated smut. G!P Rukia x Orihime

What do you do if you gain powers? Your best to make the world a better place, of course.

Anna is starting a new year at Disney Highschool without her older sister, Elsa, by her side. What follows is an adventure filled with smut, sin and shenanigans. G!P Anna/Harem with multiple female Disney (and other studios) characters. Femslash. Very M-rated. Incest. Modern Highschool AU. Slowburn Elsanna and Anna x Iduna. Also on AO3 and Wattpad.

Desperate to end the war and escape the dangers of the front line, Tanya decides to push her orders to the limit to strike a decisive blow. Unfortunately, she succeeds a bit too well, and finds herself on the wrong side of the law. Still, it's not all bad. Surely a reasonable and intelligent person will have no trouble restoring herself to the status of law-abiding citizen. Right?

Wednesday has trouble settling during the night as she's plagued with thoughts of Enid. Morticia comes into her room to 'help' with her needs. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Wednesday x Morticia

Young Hermione Granger is curious about all sorts of things. This leads to discoveries and oddness that is likely to only increase with time...

Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Gwen visits the Morales house to see Miles. Instead, she finds herself alone with Rio. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Gwen x Rio Morales.

Book II of the Infinite and Divine. Word spread like fire across the cosmos. Empires from galaxies across the Neural Teleportation Network trembled in fear. No one knew who the winged girl who could lift mountains was, only that death came in her wake. A new daughter of Thanos has risen to make the Universe tremble.

Set after Scream 6. Sam tries to surprise Tara for her 19th birthday with a supposed lost horror film, not realizing what the contents of the film are. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Incest. Intersex. G!P Sam x Tara.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia. Part 1 of Vaderline

Dragons have ruled the world for centuries. Their reign of terror seems like it will continue endlessly, until one day, a young human named Isabel discovers a way to fight back against the Dragons. With the help of her mother and some close friends, Isabel attempts to rise up and become a hero. G!P. Intersex. BE WARNED: Contains Violence, Smut and MotherxDaughter Incest

A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)

One day, the shadows will part, and the skies will open wide. When he rises, everyone will see. (How do you do a summary for something this big? Total retelling, Mahariel!Warden, mage!Hawke, Dreamer!Trevelyan!Inquisitor, worldbuilding, too many OCs, serious plot edits, primarily F/F.)

What if Loki was able to warn his past self, so he did not lose control during his regency and was able to act as he normally would? What if he had been able to remain calm and in control of himself, and the situation? It would have changed everything. "Song of the Yggdrasill" part 1.

Jennifer Parker wakes up in a strange room and is confronted by a woman who looks like a younger version of her best friend's mother. PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Jennifer x Lorraine.

If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.

When Selene and Eve are reunited after the Vampire-Lycan War, the two of them decide to make a fresh start with their relationship. Very M-rated smut. Contains Incest. PWP. Intersex. G!P Eve x Selene. Aged-up Eve.

Druella Rosier's Guide to Surviving Among Humans, Dealing with Boors, and Rescuing Castles from the Ignorant Incompetence of their Residents. (And possibly conquering Europe, just a little.) Dru Rosier is a brilliantly talented, highly accomplished magical prodigy. Unfortunately, she is also eleven, and her mother thinks she needs to learn how to relate to other children. Bother.

When Max is dared by Chloe to do something embarrassing in front of Joyce, the last thing she expected was for Joyce to escalate things. Now, Max is literally caught with her pants down and Chloe watching on...why was this so hot? PWP. Very M-rated smut. Intersex. G!P Max x Joyce Price. Max and Chloe are together.

A disillusioned WWE Diva (OC) makes an unwise wish and finds herself transported to a world where the fights are unscripted, to the death, and there's nowhere to shower afterwards. Hopefully a new spin on an old concept.

A few background scenes from the timeline Mira Black comes from in "A Sense of Urgency".

Taylor is a Greater Western Dragon. Your argument is invalid.

Dropped off in a different dimension, different time, and different country, and handed an 'optimal' baby, Taylor Hebert gets to enjoy her retirement. Harry Hebert is a perfectly happy, normal child. What could possibly go wrong? A crossover between Worm and Harry Potter, featuring Post-GM Taylor and initially pre-canon Harry, and following the many plot butterflies that result.

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

Gold Morning is over. Khepri won. Exiled to a world of wonder and magic, humanity's savior decides to make the most of her situation... and start her own business. But what are these large bugs that keep calling her 'Queen?

Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.

Sakura Haruno's father brings home a gift for his young daughter. A strange clockwork jewel. And within that jewel she finds the entrapped soul of a young woman. Or is it perhaps a Devil?

Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)

Taylor dies in the locker. She isn't too happy about this setback, or the results, but at least she can still try to be a hero… while trying not to indulge in all the tasty snacks running around. Zombie!Taylor, AU, TaylorXMulti WARNING: dark, char death, lewd

A spinoff from my Worm story 'Distance Learning for Fun and Profit', which has become large enough to split out as a separate thing. Also to stop people complaining... :) Note that you'll probably need to read the original story to make it make sense, and having a working knowledge of Worm is most likely also required.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...

Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.

Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.

It's really hard to maintain a clean conscience when you're surrounded and encouraged by genocidal aliens that wanted to only eat and fight. Especially when your entire race has been enslaved by Frieza, an especially genocidal alien that commits war crimes to pass time. No one could say I didn't give it my best shot, though.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-

In the Academy, Sakura gets her hands on a summoning-contract. One that let's her summon prinnies. Things change. (Cross-posted on AO3)

"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.

"My plan was simple," said Maleficent. "I would have you wonder, instead, at the machinations of your three fairy guardians. It was they who hid you here in plain sight, they who told you nothing of the world, of your fate."

A strange ship falls to the barren world of Jakku. A young scavenger makes a startling discovery while searching the wreckage for salvage- a soldier of a war far different from the one that wracked the galaxy thirty years ago. Will he be the key to changing the scales of fate in the war that is yet to come? AU elements for both universes.

The history of the quarians, according to my headcanon. How did they end up in those suits, why do their eyes glow? After the end of the Reaper War, Tali discovers secrets on Rannoch and asks Liara for help. Tali and Liara as history nerds and many original quarian characters. This is a story of adventure and discovery, a look into quarian history. Deviates very much from canon.

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

Victory is only the beginning. Shepard and Liara, their friends, families, allies, enemies, and the fate of the united galaxy after the end of the Reaper War. Gritty, sciency, often funny or teary, sometimes a bit smutty. …And always hopeful. I will return to this story once the Remaster is out. See Introduction!

The Jedi thought that, by turning their greatest enemy into an unwitting assassin, they could grasp victory from the jaws of defeat, and safeguard the Republic, the democratic and egalitarian principles at its foundation, for future generations. Really, they should have just killed her.

Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...

Pulled from before the start of the Force Awakens and dropped into the Phantom Menace, alternate universe where Rey Palpatine is a compelling character, Qui-Gon Jinn, Count Dooku, and Darth Maul survive to rain choas down on the galaxy and Obi-Wan will be who he was always meant to be. AU Prequels, time travel, no Disney knowledge required, major EU influences,no paradox

"Construction of the wall finished three weeks ago," Dragon said calmly, as the image rotated. "A week later, the fog spread far enough to completely obscure the city. Two days later, we lost contact with the PRT HQ. Hours after that, the relief centers inside the perimeter wall went silent. Are you sure you want to do this?" "Yes," Taylor said and jumped from the craft. NSFW

As per the title above: How Anakin Became the Mand'alor by Accident (And Started a Jedi Temple, and Possibly a Cultural Revolution, Also by Accident). You may be surprised to discover that this is meant to be silly.

Hermione is a naughty girl looking for someone to give her what she deserves...

With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?

When Neville Longbottom goes missing during an investigation into reports of strange magical plants in the Muggle world, it falls to Harry to try to find his friend. Last known location? Gotham City, USA.

Everyone has regrets. How many hours have we wasted, collectively, thinking about what we could have done differently? We've been given an unique opportunity, shouldn't we at least try? (A time travel story where the entire (alive) FF7 party goes back. Eventually features just about every character, most locations, and lots of game mechanics meta) Updates mostly monthly.

AU OFC. The Genin Corp. It's a place the weak and worthless go. Or it used to be until an orphan from Tsuchi No Kuni decides otherwise. Follow Aioka as she reforms Konoha by building up those who've lost hope.

Harleen decides that it's time to move on. If that means moving out, then that's what she'll do: move out of Gotham altogether. College is the place to go for rediscovering yourself, and if she happens to change her name? Well, it makes getting a job easier, not having a criminal record attached to your name. Oneshot, complete, don't own. A Harley-is-Darcy Fic. Mentions past trauma

Too many things happen in the summer of 1994. (A pseudo-sequel of All According to Plan, a collaboration between LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)

The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.

Sequel to Saga of Tanya the Jedi. Five years later, Tanya is faced with the inner workings of the Empire she has been loyally serving and must choose the path her future shall take.

A retelling of the life of Tanya von Degurechaff from the fic "A Young Woman's Political Record" by jacobk , as narrated by the folks of the Extra History Youtube Channel. Knowing the fic not necessary.

As Sakura grows older, she starts developing instincts and desires that seem a bit out of place for a trainee ninja and daughter of merchants. That, and a strange burning strength flowing under her skin...

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

Taylor triggers later, as a Tinker with Master elements. Seeing as she has the Queen-Administrator shard, that means a Tinker with a specialization for a bunch of tiny drones. Taylor's cape identity is going to be a hammy humor villain.

Taylor Hebert wakes with the power of the Gamer, only to face a terrible tragedy that sets her on a path of vengeance.

NEW CONTENT! Not long after Harry is revealed as a Parselmouth in 2nd Year, a cynical Slytherin girl drags the surprised boy into closet. Later, fearing Harry has been cursed or poisoned, Hermione demands he tell her what happened. What she finds out fundamentally changes their relationship. Non-consensual & consensual sex, very much lemony. Definitely mature! HP/Hr, HP/various.

Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.

Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)

What if Gorion's Ward and Jaheira hated each other on sight? T'rissae is a drow brought up by humans, with no memory of her original life, knowing of her people only from books. When she leaves Candlekeep she wants to find out about her family, solve the mystery of why her memory was wiped, and to become a Silverhair Knight and serve Eilistraee. But mostly she wants to stay alive.

Captain Charlotte Brant has to hold her little ship and its ragtag crew together for a perilous run through Rebel space. They're the best that the Federation has to offer, which says something about the sorry state of the Federation.

Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

"You are gathered here today because the world is going to end within the next three years," Hermione said succinctly. "But my husband, having died before, is in no hurry to do so again. We are here to try and save wizard kind itself." A Harry Potter/Battlestar Galactica Crossover, with a touch of 2012 fused in for the fun of it. Obviously not Epilogue Compliant.

Taylor makes new friends. Nobody is happy with the results. AU, Sliver!Taylor. Slivers are the only crossover element.

Peter was minding his own business when some random disembodied voice started telling him that he was needed before plucking him from his home city and dropping him off in Gotham without directions or a general idea of what just happened. Now, for the foreseeable future, he's stuck in the crime capital of America with no money, resources or a plan. But what else was new?

Our choices define us. Taylor finds an opportunity and seizes it. One-shot. AU. Complete.

Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.

Aurora's most enigmatic (and to be frank, most frightening) customer invites her to share a cup of coffee. [Response to a prompt for a coffee shop AU! Malora. A series of short, relatively fluffy one-shots.]

The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

"It's crazy, right?" The woman said amidst giggles once Cameron's palm touched the top of her stomach. "Once upon a time...you were inside her." Kacy said consiprationally as if she were divulging a secret, her eyes darting at Sarah Connor in indication. - My take on how this scene should have continued off screen. Rated a very mild M.

The Shaper shard and Queen Administrator shard switch places. Things butterfly quickly.

Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat... But a hero Taylor will be.

Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet.

The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.

Nick Fury and Phil Coulson are friends as well as coworkers. A series of related scenes and character studies

A Jedi youngling, aged out of the crèche, joins the AgriCorps… twice. First by being sent, then by choosing to stay.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

Taylor Hebert didn't really leave the locker a changed woman as much as she kicked her way out after killing an overgrown spider with too few legs. Now she can turn ex-living beings into PR-unfriendly weaponry and armor while monster mysteriously appear around her (they don't survive) and struggling with not having a secret identity. Also kleptomaniac cats.

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence. In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. [Slow burn Maleficent/Aurora. Complete.]

In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.

Dave comes to the safehouse frustrated from a recent argument with Kate and Mindy, the great friend that she is, does everything in her power to calm him down. One-shot. Rated M for sexual content.

It happens in a flash of blue. One moment Natasha is standing amid the wreckage of Manhattan, and the next she… isn't. - In Which the Black Widow makes her mark on Westeros.

Head Girl Ginny considers her experience at Hogwarts as she prepares a leaving speech for her fellow students. Retrospective touching on her first and second years, parallels with her sixth and seventh years, and coming to terms with the end of the war. Lessons learned from Nietzsche and Tom Riddle feature prominently. PTSD. Mentions of suicidal thoughts. Mentions of past torture.

A diary entry written by Ginny Weasley during her sixth year, just before she makes the first open declaration of resistance against the Death Eaters at Hogwarts.

In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.

Officially, it's a PR stunt. Unofficially, every single one of them loves that they get to be there. Every. Single. One of them. Oneshot, complete, don't own any of the characters. Gen, but may be wintershock/ducky if you squint.

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

A trip through a red gate holds some surprising revelations about humanity's past. Ayla/Lucca. Femslash.

In a universe a little to the left of cannon, a young Harry Potter gives up on life mere hours before hope arrives. Meanwhile, after being struck by his sister's lightning on the day of the comet, Zuko finds himself in the Spirit World facing a bargain with the Spirits to return to his life: if he wants to finish his Destiny, He'll have to achieve Harry's.

I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.

Epilogue. This is the end, thanks to all for coming on this journey with me! Tidus/Rikku.

Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...

The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka

Crackfic - the Heir to the Empire missing scene you never knew you really didn't need. Written a while ago due to a conversation on Tumblr about how the heck Mara Jade, if she actually wore her famous catsuit, would have managed to relieve herself during the trek through the Myrkr jungle. Sorrynotsorry.

Gytha Bark-Shod is a vagrant who's so poor she has to make her shoes from birch bark, hence her nickname amongst the various small villages of Skyrim. She enters Solitude, gets a haircut and a new dress, and is mistaken for a savvy, well-travelled adventurer by the Jarl's court. One haunted cave and some political advice to Elisif later, she finds herself involved in the civil war.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.

After getting into trouble with the law, Azula is given a sentence of six months in the custody of her uncle, waitressing in the Jasmine Dragon. She plans to keep her head down, grit her teeth and wash dishes until she can go home, but she winds up thrust into a journey of love, self-discovery and the perfect cup of tea. — Azula x Ty Lee. Complete.

Faith has a part-time job. Buffy is not sure she approves. Short established Fuffy one-shot. Season 4, AU.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Following his years at Hogwarts, Harry wonders whether those with Parseltongue were driven insane by the ability, after all, he never heard of someone with it who wasn't a Dark Lord? Harry grows worried about his past and Hermione can't prove that he's fine, so they go looking for answers. one shot A weird idea I got when researching serpent and dragon myths.

"Tell me something English, if Captain America had gone and wooed you in a spectacular fashion, genuinely connected with you on an emotional level and then drugged you, locked you up in a mansion 'for your own good' and faked his death how would you feel?" After The Lady is a Tramp Peggy tries to woo Angie back. Too bad she's shite at it.

He tried to be her cure, and she became his disease. Azula, Zuko, Izumi and the nature of guilt. — Zuko x Azula. O/S.

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Angie's got suspicions on what Peggy does for a living and she's determined to protect her at all costs…to other people. It's not like she's crazy and about to risk her life for a dame that's more hot and cold than the plumbing on the third floor of the Griffith Hotel.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Elsa was born more than female, what happens when Elsa is caught molesting Anna? Can Elsa control her sexual urges for her sister? (Frozen re-write)Futa!Elsa/Anna

He's humanity's first Spectre. She's the star of a popular kitschy Alliance military drama. Together, they fight the guys who blew up the best sushi place in town! (Or what happens when someone challenges me to write Mass Effect as a Galaxy Quest-type show and I decide to make elements of it the equivalent of Star Trek within the Mass Effect universe). Triggers for suicide and PTSD

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

Sex is good, and people should be happy.

Tony Stark's brain is considered, and Loki's, as opposed to typical people, as well as the nature of communication. A series of 9 short stories pondering what we learn during MCU Phase 2. Relationships between Bruce and Tony, Tony and Rhodey, and a little bit Tony and Loki are explored. Spoilers for Cap 2 and Thor 2. Not sure if there's going to be more of this continuity or not.

Elsewhere in 'Fleet, a security officer surviving eight away missions was merely competent. But on this ship? Well, there was a reason the Captain knew Spike's name.

For those of us who thought that more than half the Weasley relationships were caused by Amortentia, but still believe they are good people at heart.

One day, while he was out in the oil fields, he'd seen something glinting. Brushing aside the gravel and dirt that covered it, he'd seen a round, golden stone. A materia. Barret never expected how that little stone would change his life. He'd reached down to pick it up, and at the first brush of his metal fingers, it had glowed brilliantly and activated.

"Wait, you have a scar on your face?" [Missing scene from 'The Ember Island Players.']

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

After drowning her father, Elizabeth tries to rationalize her existence with normal life, seeking a way to move on after the ordeals on Columbia. Elizabeth/Eleanor femslash. Bioshock Infinite/Bioshock 2 crossover.

Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.

On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...

War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?

[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

What if, Shepard didn't truly die at the beginning of Mass Effect 2? What if the Collectors didn't -quite- succeed in killing her? What if, she took Alchera's cold to heart? Let's find out... Read & Review, Please!

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.

Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Ancient Slayers 'verse. "Mal was her son, all right: oddly perceptive at the most inconvenient times, and obstinately blind when he didn't care to see what was in front of him."

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

In a tower in Odin's palace on Asgard, in a room carved from obsidian and surrounded by volcanic ash, Loki is imprisoned.

Azula's growth from loss to victory, one little step at a time.

Harry Potter's luck has run out. When he meets Voldemort in a graveyard during the Triwizard Tournament, he dies. But his body does not stay dead – instead it is reanimated, taken over by the Horcrux no one knew was inside. Written for WorshipDarkLord 2013, a Voldemortcentric Fic Exchange.

Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.

The Butcher of Torfan - her life and times. Rated STRONG M for language, adult themes and situations, and violence. Vignette-based story that looks at how a Renegade FemShep and Tali might find love in a galaxy of loss. Covers pregame through ending, replacing and expanding on the end of Mass Effect 3. Smut, D/s, violence, more smut; you have been warned.

He wasn't a threat here – he wasn't an issue. Just a bystander - someone who didn't know what was really going on here. Except that Harry did know – he knew enough, because he knew Bruce and he knew lies and he knew being hunted and in the end this was Bruce's choice. One-shot.

The only way to get better at something is to do it over and over again. Both Toph and Aang know this, but what neither can foresee is where it will lead them this time. TAANG!

Sophie looks for Hanna in everyone, yet she's still surprised when she finally sees her. Femslash.

Can you be attracted to a drive core? Oh yes, you can. Tali, the drive core and EDI. Rated M for smut.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

A fluffy yuri / shoujo-ai story. Rita has been trying to avoid her love for Estelle, but will the princess let her? Takes place after the game's conclusion, so it contains some spoilers. Rita x Estelle.

If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?

Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.

Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.

One year later, Magus' actions force Frog to leave Guardia and travel with him to the present, where they uncover a plot that may alter the world. Now Magus explores the future and discovers the reason for the empty forest. Pt 7 finally up.

...because everyone tackles The Susan Question, sooner or later...

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

Instead of Mt. Asama, Sandolphon appears in Mt. Mihara. Can mankind's greatest mistake be defeated by their greatest weapons? Or must it remain, as a reminder of their follies?

Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic

One-shot, time travel. Word was, the battle lasted less than a minute.

POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.

Aang is training, and Toph is once again trying to beat the airbender out of him. Wanting to explain his situation, Aang tries to teach her a bit about airbending.

When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.

HpBuffy crossover. It seems the Department of Mysteries really is the Department of Mysteries. This story is now complete.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]

The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.

Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete

Time is the great universal enemy, none escape its indignities. Samus is called to one last mission in the hopes of taking back a way of life the galaxy no longer accepts. With the old battles long gone, what’s left for Aran to finish?

An accident involving a timeturner causes Hermione to disappear. My response to the many fics based on the same premise. Oneshot

Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?