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Joined 02-13-05, id: 758441, Profile Updated: 01-29-10
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Secret Circle series, and Song of the Lioness.

I think it's been a while since I updated - over 12 months. I'm going to attempt to at least finish the stories I've started, though it would be nice to re-work some of them!

If you do happen to read what I've got up here so far, I hope you enjoy what's there. In terms of feedback, I quite happily accept positive and negative feedback, though if you tell me that I should go die for pairing so-and-so with that guy or whatever turns out I'll likely just delete what you've posted and not respond because responding to something neither constructed nor thought out is a waste of time :)

I'm really hoping to update Barely Human soon but it's been so long that I'm going to have to have a thourough re-read and then decide exactly where I want the story to go (I did start the story in 06 so I suppose my ideas may change a little).

-sheik-

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Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,634 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tales by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Because you don't have to be a noble girl to want to fight, and not every soldier is a legend. Drabble series Reworking of 'Legends'.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 20,745 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Tortall
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Unwanted Betrothal by Lady-Delphinea reviews
With the wizarding race in trouble the Ministry reinstates an old law forcing the betrothal of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. With a year of betrothal ahead of them both will do what they can to make it fail... but will something change within them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Encounters by Sweetbriar reviews
Lance runs into Kitty twice on their first day at Bayville High. Lancitty.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Milk by Eurgh reviews
I was gonna finish it all! Kitty and Kurt share a fluffy, cute moment around midnight what business has she drinking milk right from the carton Now a Two-Shot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by Doctor Egon reviews
Having faced the Ghostmaster's goons for a second time, the Ghostbusters decide to track down this menace, and their research leads them to Amity Park. Crossover with Danny Phantom.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/17/2006
Tomorrow: Done Up Raw by wizkid08 reviews
Abandoned, fortunately, I think, because I am working on another copy. Please, take a glance at "Concerning Queen Evelyn, Among Other Things." Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,245 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Twilight Anecdotes by kmw0202 reviews
What happens when Edward makes Bella an unwanted gift for Homecoming? What's Christmas at the Cullens' like? How does Jake reveal to Renesmee that he used to be in love with her mom? Everything you ever wanted to know but never got to hear about Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Of Magic And Bathtubs by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Magical accidents are common in the Salmalin household, and they have their consequences. It's not easy being an invisible dragon...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Playground by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's cold. He's lethal. And he's absolutely ruthless. She needs to kill him before he has her for dinner. One question. How the hell, exactly, did Circle Daybreak expect her to find someone she didn't even know existed until, hmmm, two seconds ago?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006
The Preservation of Memory by opalish reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
A very decieving story! by I am Boo reviews
Fiona's first time...One-shot
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Marik's Guide to World Domination by Karasu's Angel reviews
Marik and his assistant Bakura present an easy to follow simple step by step guide to world domination based on their own failures..I mean, experiences...UPDATED Nov 05! After a whole year! Yea!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,574 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2003
Instinctively by DragonRidingSorceress reviews
How one instinctive response could change the fate of the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Anakin Skywalker
Hollywood with Holli: The Harry Potter Episodes by HolliiiCruiser reviews
My "talk-show" were I interview various characters from Harry Potter. Except your character to get bashed in the head with a large brick and expect lots of randomness. Episode Two: I get Ron Weasley to reveal his "Extracurricular" Activities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Snow in the Morning by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Alanna of Trebond and Olau makes her peace with her brother in the midst of a Trebond winter. A/G, oneshot. Written for cherisaan in the Dancing Dove Spring Fic Exchange.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Committing SUEicide: Like OMG, It's Teh Marauders! by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot sequel to Committing SUEicide. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, extremely overused plotlines and the Marauders? You don't want to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Aftermath by W.H. Woolhat reviews
Two years after Colors of Grief. In the aftermath of Voldemort's fall, everyone has their demons to wrestle with. At Remus's request, Aidan returns to help Harry through his problems, but Harry is not about to make things easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
365 Days by Alanna99 reviews
The ultimate trial for Ash, to redeem himself in just a year, before he's reunited with his soulmate, MaryLynnette. But the Nightworld has learned of the Millennium and the lines for battle are being drawn, and Ash is caught in the middle.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Ash R., Thierry D.
Legends by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
She has neither faith nor time left in her life for legends, even when it could be argued that she needs them
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Wolfsbane by happy accident reviews
Keller and Galen unwittingly uncover the last Wild Power. The problem? Equal distrust of both Circle Daybreak and the Council sends the girl running into the arms of a third party...her fiercely protective werewolf soulmate.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006
Gated Field of Dreams by EndlessRainsInElectricParadise reviews
When Harry was recovered at the site of his parent's murder, the Aurors made one fatal mistake, they left someone behind. This is her story. Would life have been different if a Potter had been raised a Riddle, and what would happen when worlds collide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Draco M., OC
A Bumpy Road to the Altar by angelstarshine reviews
They were engaged,perfect.Then wedding plans get ruined,and that,coupled with personality clashes as they discover their differences make for a bumpy road to the altar.Will they ever get married in one piece, or will their ‘I do’s’ turn into 'I don'ts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,044 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rain by DragonRidingSorceress reviews
A tale of two Skywalkers... and their first experiences with rain. ThreeShot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
The Charmed Ones: Prophecy of Egypt by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Luna stumble upon their mother's secret by accident. Soon they learn what they are meant to be and what their destiny is. Will destiny lead to victory or something much worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Iron Blade Alchemist by Mika1999 reviews
Ed is still a dog of the military, Winry still uses wrenches to solve her problems, and Roy is still perverted. The twist? Its 16 years later, Ed has kids, and everyone knows thats gotta make a good plot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 6/25/2005
An Honest Mistake by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Arrows that hit the wrong people can have fascinating consequences. RaoulBuri
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Day In A Hot Summer by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
The one day of the year the ghost of Liam Ironarm walks the earth, Keladry of Mindelan manages to be in the only practice court he haunts.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Tortall
I Guess This Is Growing Up by zzz1266 reviews
It's The Marauder's first night back of their seventh year. Sirius is expecting another batch of crazy practical jokes and the general sweetalking of the female population, but is horrified to discover his partner's in crime new found maturity. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Strangest Feeling by zzz1266 reviews
Oliver Wood...two words I associate with ‘Blockhead’ and ‘Imbecile’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Full Metal Alchemist: Truth or Dare by cletluvsfullmetal reviews
The cast of Full Metal Alchemist plays truth or dare! A new character comes in with each chapter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Ancient History by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Ginny and Draco have a past that isn't quite ancient history yet... RATED FOR A REASON, PEOPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Something 'Mione Doesn't Know by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
When Fred and George locked themselves into their room for hours, Hermione suspected a fit of creativity. She was wrong. RATED FOR A REASON.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Baldemort's Return: The Complete GoF Parody by W.H. Woolhat reviews
A complete, beginning to end parody of the fourth Harry Potter film, in which students dice with death, the Weasleys sport mullets, and Voldemort is quite bald. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Central Prison by Smex Lemur reviews
AU. Alchemy is strictly forbidden and anyone who has the talent, is taken prisoner, including a boy named Edward Elric. But he ain't planning on staying there. [RoyEd][AlWinry][EnvyRussell]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Run To You by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Hermione is a top Auror caseworker, with partner issues. She is determined to work alone despite what she is told. That is until something horrible happens when she goes to confront the worst dark wizard group in England.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,335 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
20 Facts about Edward Elric by MagickSennyo reviews
exactly what the title says!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Harry Gets Dissed by elleponathue reviews
Where do I start? Love well written Harry parodies where all the characters get their share of the diss? This is your fanfiction. The story gets better as the chapters go on so keep reading, that's if you started reading in the first place... r&r if ya wa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 12/3/2006
Persuasion by Avada Cruimperio reviews
How can you kill someone if you don't remember doing it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Kyo Kara Yaoi by Conrad's Lover reviews
Very detailed YurixWolfram love story… heaps of innuendo, some fluff and OOC, and heaps of humour! Must read every chap to understand x The alternative to Wolfram and Yuri arguing – Rated ‘M’ for a reason! Read and Review!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006
Size by kawaii-kirei reviews
[RoyEd, drabble] There was a circulating rumor that Colonel Roy Mustang had a... to be blunt, had a small penis.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Life In Twenty Years by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Kasumi is Neal's daughter, and she fits the emotions and experience of a life into her first twenty years. Twenty Years: Part I.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Afterglow by Lady-Delphinea reviews
It's been gour year since that horrible night Hermione will never forget. But what about Draco? Is he still alive? Has Hermione moved on? What about everyone else? Sequel to Don't Say A Word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,644 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Afterwards by Mnemosyne1 reviews
Resurrected! Black Dawn related. It's short, it's sweet, and it's got Delos being his sexy self. How could this not be worth ten minutes of your time? Ok, it'll take a bit more then ten minutes now, but the first chapter can still stand alone.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Maggie N., Delos R.
Military Love Nest by Conrad's Lover reviews
Coauthored by sheikgoddess. Hyperlesbianism at its best. WinryxHawkeye. Total randomness, totally perverted, innuendo galore enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Winry R., Riza H. - Complete
The TwentyNinth of October by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
The day Delia was presented to the Court, in her words.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Dumbledore's Man by opalish reviews
Every October, Harry visits the grave. PostHBP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Office Sex by MagickSennyo reviews
Ed and Roy have a surprise waiting in Roy's office...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Jean H., Riza H.
A Little Discipline by MagickSennyo reviews
Riza teaches her son a little discipline.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
20 Facts About Roy Mustang by MagickSennyo reviews
Just what the title says!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Why Wolfram Shouldn't Uke by Elle the Brat reviews
Face it, Wolfram's no submissive. A scene from the wedding night, complete with Wolfram telling Yuuri how to have sex properly, should prove this. Oneshot. Yuuram.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Affectionate Obsessions by angelstarshine reviews
Everyone has an obsession.For James Potter,it's pursuing Lily Evans.For Lily, it's trying to brush off James while trying to comprehend and deny that fact that she might be falling for him after all....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Grey by opalish reviews
Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Since the downfall of Voldemort the world has changed. The Death Eater's have risen and muggleborns are now slaves. After a year on the run Hermione is caught and sold to the Malfoy's. How will she handle it? Is their any hope of change? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,594 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Millenium by Elia Black-cat reviews
Nightworld fic. The millenium has arrived. Oneshot fic.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
The Birthday Present by opalish reviews
Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Said the Spider by opalish reviews
The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
My Jaded History, my hated fate by EndlessRainsInElectricParadise reviews
Puppy Love. At five,Draco has a charmed life. Until he meets Adrianna Riddle, heir to the Dark Empire. His life gets turned upside down. What happened to turn this loving, caring child into the icy, player Draco? The answer lies in jade eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Draco M., OC
By Fives by opalish reviews
It's Harry's fifteenth birthday, and he can't help realizing that nothing ever really changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Halloween by Smex Lemur reviews
Roy decides that Edward needs a costume. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You're Beautiful by Chaotic Lullaby reviews
Just as I don't own the characters except Orion, I don't own the song either. It is by James Blunt. One shot, Rose meets an old friend when she's already engaged with Al. AlXRose, with slight OCXRose.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Rose, Alphonse E. - Complete
In The Name Of Justice by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
One prefect alone cannot stop a fight between two ancient factions. But if she was a foolhardy Gryffindor, she would try...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006
Lily Potter and the Goblet of Fire by DragonRidingSorceress reviews
ON HOLD. Harry & Ginny’s eldest daughter and her fiancé travel back in time to protect Harry from the events of his fourth year. Previously called 'I Know All About It'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
Reports by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Reports. They fill the hearts and minds of many knights with terror. But Kel has cause to remember a certain set of reports fondly...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Tortall
Thoughts On The Brave At Heart by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
There are all kinds of bravery. No one kind is better than another. But how can you be brave if you don't think you are?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
The Perfect House by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Hufflepuff, A: noun. Hardworking, loyal, kind person. In general, perfect. But does the dictionary definition of Hufflepuffs always hold true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2006
Where Milk Comes From by Mayuna reviews
Edward learns at a young age the horrible truth about milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Milk by kawaii-kirei reviews
Ed finally gets to drink milk. [RoyEd, yaoi]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Question Of Identity by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Ravenclaws are notoriously unreactionary. People from different houses find them studious, quiet, uncaring. Is this true? Or is there more to Ravenclaw than meets the eye?Disclaimer Don't recognize? Not mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Cho C. - Complete
Finding Daybreak by Ashli28 reviews
Just what the characters of the L.J.Smith series: Night World did after their books and before getting to Circle Daybreak later, starts with Poppy and James, then Thea and Eric then Ash etc.PLEASE R&R, even if you don't like it! criticism welcomed...
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005
Gary Gaydarr and the Vibrator's Batteries by Conrad's Lover reviews
REVIEW! Gary aka. Gay Harry. OC, OOC, random occurances, humour and randomness based story line, parody of the 1st movie. Innuendo galore and you get to see Dumbledore get his leg humped more frequently than he would like
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
Roy's Favourite Things by Dailenna reviews
Roy appears to be doing work for once, but his reasons are revealed when Hawkeye momentarily leaves the office
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
A Halloween Visit by Angry Hermione reviews
Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Group Hug by Saleboat reviews
This is part of a challenge from a Fullmetal Alchemist community. The challenge was the create 20 facts about a character, pairing, or group. I chose Roy and his subordinates.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Fool by Knight of the Sun reviews
Homunculi have no soul, and so shouldn't exist... Lust's POV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Lust
Harry Potter FULL BOOK 7 STORY by Ms Trillbatin reviews
The final installment of Harry's battle to defeat Voldemort. HPB SPOILER'S YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Rated because of occasional language and some crucio. My first attempt at a fic so reveiws and criticism welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P.
Back Story Abounds: The Complete CoS Parody by W.H. Woolhat reviews
A complete, beginning to end parody of the second Harry Potter film, in which Lockhart is far too awesome for his own good, and rigid semideath stalks the school. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
If Ed and Al Were Two Inches Tall by cletluvsfullmetal reviews
What if Ed and Al were turned two inches tall by Michael Jackson? Rated for launguage, as usual.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
The Clothes Make The Spirit by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: R-B, Y-Y, M-M, Seto-Joey, Duke-Tristan, Mai-Tea, Mokuba-Serenity, Weevil-Rex, Isis-Shadi Summary: The gift that keeps on annoying: really funny T-shirt slogans that have been Egyptianized, and cause some -- okay, a lot -- of trouble.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 40,183 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004
If the Military Got a Coffee Machine by cletluvsfullmetal reviews
An INCREDIBLY random oneshot about if the military got a coffee machine and they all got caffine high. Rated T for language. Reposted.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
All I Can Do Is Wait by Jayuna reviews
Winry oneshot, on waiting for ed and al. first story in a long time, so don't criticize me too much k? Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Winry R. - Complete
Committing SUEicide by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Thierry Descouedres by Aya8 reviews
The Nightworld: After Hours series, Part One: When an unknown fluke accident allows Hannah and Thierry to realize what it's really' like to be each other's soul mates, some interesting things happen.
Night World series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hannah S., Thierry D. - Complete
Past Memories by beautyandtehgeek reviews
Dawson's Creek and the OC Crossover. DC AU and OC S1. Joey Potter is adopted into the Cohen family at a young age and now at the age of 16, her sister wants her back to Capeside, but why? R&R please.
Crossover - Dawson's Creek & O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Joey P., Seth C.
What Blokes Do by dress without sleeves reviews
Harry, Cedric said, and kissed him. Happy Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Next Great Adventure by opalish reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Innuendo Unveiled: The Complete PoA Parody by W.H. Woolhat reviews
A beginning to end parody of the third Harry Potter film, complete with humorous innuendo, references to other movies, and edited song and dance numbers. Annoying formatting issues are now fixed! T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
BaKaOh! by Yami-Tenma reviews
Bakura finally gets fed up enough with Tea's friendship speeches and decides to start his own show, starring him... but there are alot of mishaps along the way...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
Behind Closed Doors by Phaet reviews
Draco Malfoy walks in on something he would rather not have seen, and thus discovers the virtues of knocking before violating someone else's privacy. A complete oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 198 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Do It With Bakura by Bleached reviews
A parody of The Androids's song: Do it with Madonna. Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2005
Harry Potter and the Attack of UST by opalish reviews
Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, 'I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth' and 'you know what they say about men with big noses'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Therapy by Eurgh reviews
Rating just in case. Our favorite mutants get therapy. Chapter 6-Scott. It's completed, want a sequel? Review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Complete
Fifty Ways to Make Joey Wheeler's Life Miserable by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Téa never thought she’d have anything in common with Seto Kaiba. She especially didn’t think it’d be homicidal rage directed toward Joey. But every girl has a threshold… and being locked in a bathroom just might push Téa over hers. [slight ST]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004 - K. Jounouchi - Complete
What If? by Drowning Rooster reviews
‘Mary-Lynnette ignored the impulse [to knock Ash flat and fall down on top of him].’ But what if she hadn’t?
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator by Lady of the Wolves reviews
It's a normal day when Yugi and Co. go to KaibaCorp to see Seto for a mysterious reason...but the day turns interesting when everyone gets stuck in a hot, stuffy elevator! Do they EVER get out? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
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Barely Human reviews
Haunting memories of a father that loved her convince 16 year old Elysia Hughes to do the unthinkable. Her teacher Roy wants her blood as she searches for the truth to the past and her place in Amestris. Chapter ten - a new enemy makes himself known!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,393 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Elysia H., Wrath
Between the Glory reviews
All those Tortall stories they didn't think you'd read...Chapter 1 - Boots
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Tortall
Another Breath of Fresh Air reviews
Nightworld. Three part. Hannah wants something but it's too dangerous for Thierry to give her. He gives in and tragedy strikes, now she's the only one who can save him. How can Kestrel help? Rated M for dark themes
Secret Circle series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Smoking Is Bad For Your Health reviews
Night World. Blaise Harman has never followed any rules but her own. Knowing she has to hold up her family name even in the middle of a war, she's less than happy when Fate gives her a human soulmate.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/5/2006
Harry Potter and the Secret Chicken Coop reviews
A parody of HP and the chamber of secrets movie, its random, stupid, sus and is meant to offend shippers, storylines and just about everything in the movie. Crudeness and innuendo galore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005
Mum's the Word reviews
Written as a challenge from Neo Diji. AU EdxRoy This is what happens when Trisha Elric finds out about their relationship. Crackfic, extremely crude and innuendo galore! One shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Advertising Gone Wrong reviews
Review! J.K. Rowling can't think of a title for book seven so she enlists the help of Bloomsbury and its advertisers. Scary thoughts...random, crack fic written to amuse. Rated T for comprehension issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete