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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Stargate: Atlantis, Worm, Book X-overs, One Punch Man/ワンパンマン, and Celeste.

I guess people look at this now. Okay...um...things to say. Well, I have stories published on this site and I'm a massive Harry Potter nerd. If you were enjoying SoS, came here to complain in a PM, and checked this profile first, (a sequence of events I find doubtful, but possible) I'm sorry. But I also expressed my full feelings in that story, so go read it. The whole thing.

Yeah, I have no shame.

That doesn't excuse you failing to indulge your curiosity. ;)

Enjoy!

Oh, and check out my newest story, SG-Harry. I actually, ya know, planned out where this one is going, so it shouldn't completely die this time. It's a Stargate crossover, so it's not too similar to my other stories, but oh well.

Best of wishes,

~feauxen

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Theogony by Darth Marrs reviews
"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.
Crossover - God of War & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,843 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 5/6 - Skitter
Kairos Amid the Ruins by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry's attempt to time travel and fix the past went badly awry. Time shattered, and the various pieces of the universe clung to each other as best they could. Harry finds himself in 1961, with Albus Dumbledore the Minister for Magic, Gellert Grindelwald his loving husband, Voldemort newly defeated…and Severus Snape being proclaimed the Boy-Who-Lived. HPOB, ADGG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,033 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 10/3/2019 - [Harry P., Orion B.] Severus S., Albus D.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,012 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/1/2017
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 523,206 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
A Simple Act of Vengeance by Frickles reviews
Harry Potter found a loving home after escaping his relatives, but the wizarding world he's dragged into turned out to be anything but magical. Power, fame, and glory may not bring happiness, but they might just be enough to right the wrongs inflicted upon him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,683 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 4/3 - Harry P., Neville L., Susan B., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,304 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
Prodigal Daughter by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert is sure that her Dad isn't her real father. When she finds out who it really is, her world will never be the same again. Nor will Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,938 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Skitter, Danny H., Emma B.
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 208,189 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
The Weaver Option by Antony444 reviews
It is the 45th Millennium and the galaxy is dying. On the verge of victory over the Imperium, the Chaos forces have proven unable to stem the tide against the Great Devourer and its trillions of Tyranids. Only one option: cross the dimensions, find a hero able to triumph where billions have utterly failed and change the course of the past...
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 738,546 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/23/2016
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 329,351 - Reviews: 6540 - Favs: 8,536 - Follows: 9,971 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 8/13/2018
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14996 - Favs: 13,773 - Follows: 15,616 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,537 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/11/2015
Celestial Worm (Worm AU crossover) by ack1308 reviews
Janesha of Mystal is a celestial. Not yet a god in her own right, she has managed to irritate one, and has gone on a self-imposed journey of discovery that ends up in an unexpected side-trip ... to a place called Brockton Bay.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 250,180 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Skitter, Armsmaster, Danny H.
Empress Ascendant by Unruly Marmite reviews
The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 216,742 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/12/2017 - The Emperor, Skitter
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,968 - Reviews: 3486 - Favs: 8,680 - Follows: 10,531 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Taylor is DOOMed by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.
Crossover - Doom & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,269 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/24/2019
Worm: More Than Meets The Eye by Zero-metallix reviews
When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 121 - Words: 580,389 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with pre-Fox acquisition X-Men elements and reimagined Inhumans. Polyamorous Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,802 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Another Way by ack1308 reviews
Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,003 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Panacea, Lady Photon, Brandish, Marquis
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,349 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
The Peverell Dilemma by deadwoodpecker reviews
Harry slowly begins to realize that he doesn't know his best mate's little sister very well at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 345,965 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 1/28/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 153,499 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 10,568 - Follows: 12,741 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Web-Warriors: Into the Worm-Verse by Connelly504 reviews
After the events of Spider-Geddon, Gwen Stacy of Earth 65 was one of the few spiders still capable of traveling between worlds. Now has to lead a team to investigate the discovery of Earth Bet, mentor an alternate younger Gwen, and find a new spider in Brockton Bay. The question is, if this new spider will want anything to do with them.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/22
Quintessence by Darth Marrs reviews
The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 226,747 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Skitter - Complete
Mistakes and Second Chances by lisbeth00 reviews
She had fallen through the veil of death, unaware of the path she was doomed to walk. It all seemed like fun and games at the start - another chance. She'd never been so wrong. OOC. fem!Harry. Lovecraftian Horror. Elemental and Black Magics. Femslash. Rated M for language, extreme violence, and mature topics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 399,056 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Death - Complete
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 176,445 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Confrontation II: the Reckoning by ack1308 reviews
While embarking on therapy-mandated activities, Taylor and Sophia literally run into someone on the Boardwalk. This will have far-reaching consequences. (This is the sequel to my other fic, Confrontation.)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,106 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Imp, Shadow Stalker
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8712 - Favs: 17,063 - Follows: 20,237 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Catalyst by Strandshaper reviews
When Abathur, Evolution Master of the Swarm, is cornered by Terran forces, he believes he is about to die. Across the galaxy, a last ditch summoning ritual tries to find something that could fight Voldemort. Neither of these events go as expected. Now Abathur, trapped in the body of a Terran, must rebuild the swarm on his own, and attempt to avoid getting killed in the process.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 159,482 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Albus D., Luna L., OC, Abathur - Complete
Terminus by xbritomartx reviews
Things go according to Alexandria's plan during Cell. A discredited Taylor is sent to the Birdcage for killing Tagg, but Cauldron intercepts her and puts her to work.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Skitter
Console by Soleneus reviews
A new piece has been set in the grand game of Superheroes, with one hand set to flip the board and break out the video games. But first, he has to deal with bullying Wards and his new powers. Not quite a Gamer fic.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 160,188 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Skitter, OC
Raid Boss by dEBB987 reviews
A powerful Raid Boss appeared out of nowhere in Yggdrassil, wandering around the world instead of staying on a specified Dungeon. Rumors about his deadly power and merciless battles spread around the gamer community… and Harry? Well, he wasn't aware he was considered as "Raid Boss", nor that the world he had arrived at was considered a "Game". MOD!OP!Harry Game-Nazarik Real-Nazarik
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,664 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 5,498 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Harry P., Ainz
One More Trigger by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,792 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/1/2014
Harry Gibbs by SkylarProngsJr reviews
The Dursleys decide that they want nothing to do with the freak left on their doorstep. They leave him at an orphanage in America where he is adopted by Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Can the magical world handle a Harry Potter that is smart, loyal, brave, and cunning, already knows several forms of magic, and has no intention of being walked over by anyone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,150 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Intent by ChuckTheElf reviews
What if Intent was as powerful as Dumbledore made it out to be? What if almost no one paid attention to it? A short story on the one individual who did, and how he benefited. One-shot, might be useful for a lot of things later. A little study on how Intent in magic is an entirely underutilized concept.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11 - OC - Complete
Eternal Fantasy by Silently Watches reviews
Without warning, the world changed in ways no Seer could predict. History erased. Maps rewritten. Modern life replaced by monsters, magic, and fantastical quests. Some people are happy with what the world has become, but others will stop at nothing to turn the clock back. Harry as a Final Fantasy–style adventurer, no game knowledge needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,713 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D. - Complete
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 259,140 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 5,983 - Follows: 7,171 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 9984 - Favs: 13,866 - Follows: 15,382 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,114 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/18/2019
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3956 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
23 Schools Triwizard Tournament by Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
James, Lily & Harry survived the Halloween Night & Lily & James ran to America. No one from Britain knew they survived but the Goblins & Ted & Andromeda Tonks. Lily gave birth to more kids in America followed by more. Harry and his family went to Ilvermorny. Now the Triwizard Tournament is here and America is joining the competition. Harry, James & Lily will shock. Harem. Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,373 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/14/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Transposition, or: Ship Happens by ensou reviews
Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.
Crossover - Worm & Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Vista, Victoria D./Glory Girl
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 403,211 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
The People You Trust by darkpheonix31 reviews
Harry never killed or tortured anyone, yet they convicted him for the crimes and sentenced him to life in Azkaban. His friends believe him guilty, the Ministry is more corrupt than anyone realizes and Voldemort is closing in. When the Order comes across info that only Harry can help them with, they need to furlough the prisoner for his help. Can they trust him? Can he trust them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 214,503 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter, Master of Death by Pseudonominal reviews
A six year old Harry Potter gets help from an unexpected source. How will this affect his life? Super!Harry H/Hr/L Lunar Harmony in later years. By popular demand, I will continue the story here. Warning: Betaed from the 6th chapter onwards! Lots of mistakes in the first five, working on getting them fixed. Chapter 1 is fixed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,102 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] OC
Lightning Dragon's Roar by Zero Rewind reviews
Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 316,378 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 5,084 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7389 - Favs: 15,882 - Follows: 18,090 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Black Luminary by YakAge reviews
The war against the Dark Lord was the last straw. The oppressed, fed up with oligarchy, corruption, and injustice, sharpened their knives, rallying behind those who promised change. They won. Today, Magical Britain is a changed country – for the better. Hail and praise to our saviours! Finally, all is well. But listen! Can't you hear the grindstone turning still ...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 66 - Words: 553,505 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Arcturus B.
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin reviews
Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,017 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 4,348 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 4,446 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
Trapped in a Broom-Closet by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Two people become the victims of a sordid prank that changes their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Looped by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Lily Potter dies in a flash of green light on Hallowe'en, 1981, and finds herself back in September, 1971. And then, a decade later, again. And again. And again... One-shot. Warning: Horror, 'M' rating, repeated character deaths (including of the protagonist.) Author notes expanded to address witch & wizard idiocy, 6th March 2020.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Groundhog Day - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2019 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Holly Polter by wordhammer reviews
Pre-5th year, Harry is visited by a woman claiming to be his magical Aunt Holly, except that she can't cast spells... or keep her hands off of him... or stay out of trouble. Holly plans to teach Harry the true power of having a Destiny, or die trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,851 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/17/2019 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Ginny W.
Balancing the Scales by Nemesis13 reviews
Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,199 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 5,999 - Follows: 7,192 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Brockton: In Venatus by nesquarx reviews
Worm/Gamer: When you trigger, it's usually not with a good night's sleep and a letter from ROB, nor do you get turned into a mana construct without permission! What gives? - - - A Leviathan survivor immigrant in Brockton Bay is given Gamer Powers. An OC(SI) narrator, teaming up with Taylor. Contains depictions of violence, use of profanity, and extreme munchkinry.
Crossover - Worm & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 131,833 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter, Tattletale, OC
Annals of Arithmancy by White Squirrel reviews
Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,813 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 253,092 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 6/15/2012
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 5,315 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
How to Fight a Dragon Army by White Squirrel reviews
After Drago's defeat, Chief Hiccup is pulled into the future by a mysterious force to find a world where the Vikings have become a brutal empire bent on conquering the globe. Forcibly recruited to fight a dragon-riding Joan of Arc, he must find a way to restore peace to Europe and return home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Hiccup, OC
Shrek and the Side Job by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell, Shrek - Complete
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4853 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 3,537 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
Final Protocol by Lord Silvere reviews
Susan Bones, permanent nurse and bodyguard to the comatose Harry Potter, is commanded to execute the Order's final protocol. As hoped, Harry and Susan are transported to the past. But, Harry's recovery is only partial, so Susan must add to her duties the role of foot soldier as the two use their knowledge of the future against Voldemort. H/S. Time Travel. Subtle Soul Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,005 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 12/27/2017
Parallel Protocol by Lord Silvere reviews
Romilda Vane executes the Order's final protocol. As hoped, she and the comatose Harry are transported to the past where she will help Harry stop Voldemort's return. H/R. Time Travel. Subtle Soul Bond. This is an experimental story designed to run parallel with Final Protocol. See A/N.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018
World Changer by Ariel Riddle reviews
Harry is a man broken and weighed down by regrets. He is past the point of caring, until one day he takes the opportunity to change his fate—blast the consequences. "I've jumped through worlds for you, Hermione. You won't be taken from me again." A Dimension travel harmony story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,732 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 8/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 12,094 - Follows: 11,958 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4826 - Favs: 7,327 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mewtiful Brockton Bay by AilingStar reviews
Earth Bet is, frankly, in deep trouble. So, being the good neighbor he is, Arceus decides to make a champion of his own to help keep what little peace there is alive. In other words, Taylor Hebert is now a cute, pink, super-powerful bundle of energy. Brockton Bay will never be the same, for better or worse. T for language.
Crossover - Pokémon & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Mew, Skitter
The Lonely Letters by JusticeRings reviews
Harry has been alone his entire life, Dudley had made sure of that. On the brink of heading off into a whole new world, Harry finds himself scared he always will be alone. He writes a letter, more for himself than anything. Then Hedwig takes it upon herself to deliver it to someone just as alone as him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,423 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Lessons With The Lycanthrope by A-Wild-Moron reviews
Harry Potter has spent two years carefully cultivating a persona of unremarkable mediocrity, melting seamlessly into the background. Now in his third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he tries to maintain that facade, and for good reason. Unfortunately, a certain bushy haired girl has taken notice and proceeds to question his every move.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,776 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L.
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 712,496 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 7,179 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11955 - Favs: 12,746 - Follows: 11,535 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 4,771 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Beyond The Veil by NaniteSystems reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 192,665 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 5,164 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Harry P., Shepard]
Of Time and Saints by Temporal Knight reviews
When Harry died he expected to meet his family not the Patron Saint of France. Thanks to a bit of meddling on her part the two are sent back to stop Voldemort's destruction of the world. Of course, this being Harry, something is bound to go wrong...like how his mother is suddenly alive or how friends are enemies and enemies are friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,126 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P.
The Bloody Ashikabi by Arawn D. Draven reviews
When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley Alive!Potters [DISCONTINUED]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 327,758 - Reviews: 3972 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 6,431 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu] Takami S. - Complete
Things you cannot leave behind by YakAge reviews
...and finally it was done! But what the public saw as the glorious day of Britain's liberation from the yoke of the Dark Lord turned out to be nothing more than one more funeral for Harry – a few more friends he had to lay to rest. This time, however, there weren't any left to accompany him. Just where had he gone wrong...? Tragedy, Hurt, Romance...Time-Travel? OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,313 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Harry P., Demelza R., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Re:Life by HellsDevourer reviews
Based on smaster28's Harry Potter & The New Life. Harry goes is sent back in time months before the start of his 1st year in Hogwarts. Only problem is that it isnt like he remembered as his parents are alive and had more children, Sirius got married and has his own family, oh and apparently Neville is the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,477 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P.]
Limpieza de Sangre by TheEndless7 reviews
Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,091 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C.
Luna Lovegood, PI by mugglesftw reviews
A mystery lurks at the heart of Hogwarts castle. A tangled web of lies and subterfuge that is so deep, so all encompassing, that only a mind as unique as Luna Lovegood's could ever hope to perceive it. Together, Luna Lovegood and her trusty partner Sue Li must uncover the truth: Who took the electrical outlets in Hogwarts, and how is this keeping Professor Binn's employed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Minerva M., Luna L., Su L., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Pornomancer by ArmoredHotDog reviews
Harry is broke but has an idea. Luna has money but no ideas. Together, they start a multi-million galleon industry, selling the easiest thing to sell in the world. Themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/29/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
The Sith & The Senator by WrittinInStone reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,241 - Reviews: 3400 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Girl of Tomorrow by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
You'll believe Taylor can fly.
Crossover - Superman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,211 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Complete
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 12,382 - Follows: 12,391 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Demiurge by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The year is 1996 and in a strange, incomprehensible, action on the part of the grail itself Eleanor Lily Potter is summoned as a servant in the grail war. Crossover of "Fate/Zero" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and a love triangle, not a threesome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gilgamesh] Kirei K. - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5604 - Favs: 14,778 - Follows: 16,455 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 7,287 - Follows: 8,915 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 11,348 - Follows: 13,448 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Otter and The Stag by OPKILLERFROST100813 reviews
DISCONTINUED- What if Harry had met Hermione that day on Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? How different would their lives at Hogwarts be, knowing that they were each other's first friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,264 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Son of Potter, Daughter of Black by DaSalvatore reviews
Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 283,196 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 5,491 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Narcissa M.
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 6,197 - Follows: 5,382 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 13,046 - Follows: 7,703 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,220 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Dance of the Fairies, Flight of the Phoenix by Fergus Flamacron reviews
Six years after the attack by Acnologia, a catastrophic event leads the entire island of Tenroujima and everyone on it to be flung headfirst into another world. A world with different people, different magic and different threats. What happens when Dragon Slayers meet with the Boy Who Lived? Pairings mostly, but not entirely, the same as canon. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 719,106 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Natsu D., Lisanna S.] Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
Harry Potter and The Heart of a Rat by Kikkuli reviews
There are many things Harry Potter shouldn't do while ridiculously drunk or high: listening to his equally wasted friend's 'brilliant ideas' is one. Hello past, hello future! Never fear, Wizarding World: Peter Pettigrew, Gilderoy Lockhart and Dolores Umbridge have come to save you! Er, yay? [Mostly HP, some Naruto, Ranma, Twilight, NGE] HP/Multi, R/H, SB/NB Time/dimensional travel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 303,708 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Peter P., Mrs. Lovegood
Harry Potter and the Blue Pill by zArkham reviews
After seeing Snape's memories in Dumbledore's pensieve, Harry realizes he has to sacrifice himself for the Wizarding World to survive. But after a very cryptic encounter with Luna Lovegood, Harry begins to question everything he knows about his life. What is really going on? Central to answering this question is finding out who truly is the Boy-Who-Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L.
The Wheel Is Come Full Circle by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione goes to Australia to bring her parent home and gets a big surprise. It turns out her Memory Charm wasn't enough to fill the hole in their lives. Now, she has a new sister who will be starting at Hogwarts as she returns for her seventh year and deals with the aftermath of the war. Epilogue-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,319 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 483 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Hermione G., OC
Infinite Worm Loops by Heliomance reviews
From SpaceBattles, the Infinite Time Loops: Earth Bet Loop
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Armsmaster
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5726 - Favs: 17,863 - Follows: 20,740 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
The Mountains of the Moon by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Uprising by Captain Cranium reviews
All is seemingly well in Wizarding Britain as the last aftershocks of the War against the Dark Lord fade away, but a series of murders lead ace Auror Daphne Greengrass to a threat that may throw her world yet again into imbalance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,436 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 7,660 - Follows: 5,460 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,754 - Follows: 17,958 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 8,669 - Follows: 7,488 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uncle Harry by nicnac918 reviews
Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Uncle Harry for the first time. Sequel to Cousin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 605 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Dudley D., OC
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 411 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manifesting Magic by TrekTech reviews
A blind Harry Potter, at only three months of age, manifests his magic in a unique way. One of a kind in this regard, he finds that, for him, things are different than other magical users. With many challenges, Harry goes through his Hogwarts years, learning everything he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 321,955 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 443 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by I'mNotGivingMyNameToAMachine reviews
Oahu, 2054. Rosie has been on a special assignment from the Supreme Flagship for ten years: Observe, study and document human behavior while seamlessly blending in with them. This will prove most difficult once she crosses paths with the most fascinating human she's ever seen: A misanthropic, crippled, alcoholic, chain smoking war hero. This odd pair may just change the world.
Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,925 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - OC
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Prank of Pranks by Hippothestrowl reviews
A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & The New Life by Freckleforce01 reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into a world that is not his own, where his parents are alive, and Neville is the chosen one. Only Harry has the power to change the course of events that have claimed all those he loved. But Harry must now fight the demons of his past and his new future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,377 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 10,956 - Follows: 12,749 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Atypical Adoption by Lucillia reviews
When's an affair not an affair? When it starts out as a Tenza of course. After a surprisingly young looking Harry Potter deals with Voldemort, events lead him to the Doctor's side and a certain Time Lord finds out that he has a preternaturally intelligent child that has about another fifty years before he hits puberty to deal with.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 6,932 - Follows: 7,311 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,074 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 6,103 - Follows: 4,113 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 7,975 - Follows: 3,273 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Lost Magic: First Contact by MightyFish reviews
A man is left trapped in time, while his world dies around him. Now awakened in the distant future, he leaves the planet of his birth and embarks on a journey to find that which was lost. But the new frontier holds many dangers, and the human race is about to face its first great challenge. A HP/ME crossover. Slow pace, rated M for safety, my profile has more details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 162,448 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7362 - Favs: 14,789 - Follows: 16,439 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Confrontation by ack1308 reviews
Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,789 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Skitter, Aegis, Panacea, Armsmaster - Complete
Shattering the Mirror by arturus reviews
A HP/X-Men crossover POST OOTP. Harry is identified by the ministry as one of a growing number of magical mutants. Expelled, Imprisoned and then exiled from the magical word. Harry and his mutant allies form a new alliance one destined to bring down the Dark Lord. A Harry/Hannah pairing but be warned there are brief mentions of rape in early chapters and a F/F relationship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,188 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 4,393 - Follows: 4,909 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
I, Scion by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35565 - Favs: 26,566 - Follows: 19,577 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 250 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 8,853 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Shadow Stalker: Advent of a Hero by ack1308 reviews
An AU where Taylor is in the alleyway instead of Emma. She triggers there, with a different set of powers. In the aftermath, Shadow Stalker has to face the consequences of her inaction, deal with her feelings about this new parahuman, and ask herself searching questions about her own philosophy of life. An exploration of the concept of a Taylor Hebert/Sophia Hess romance.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,243 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Hookwolf, Lung - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 20,408 - Follows: 7,899 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
An Ode to Assassin Droids and House Elves by MonkeyEpoxy reviews
Darth Revan has ordered HK-47, his loyal assassin droid, to the planet Earth so as to take care of a possible threat. However, HK-47 encountered resistance from an unexpected source.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Dobby, HK-47 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4664 - Favs: 12,315 - Follows: 12,418 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & The New Life by smaster28 reviews
Based on SilverAegis Harry Potter: A New Life. Its an AU. Harry's a Shadow Mage. Neville is 'The Boy Who Lived'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,776 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 7,123 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 1,377 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., J. Garson - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 8,130 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Calling by Luan Mao reviews
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 435 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
The Greatest Wizard of the Age by Luan Mao reviews
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Finite Incantatem by mmooch reviews
Harry's spell was a little stronger than he intended. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 15,511 - Follows: 9,507 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Other Path by Fez8745 reviews
Harry's life up to his eleventh birthday was painful and harsh. Dumped in an abusive home by dead parents, running away from that home to take his life into his own hands and then surviving by his wits and his feet. Then a letter came, and opened a whole new world... An AU fiction with hopefully enough action and comedy to entertain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 400,432 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 268 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Harry P., OC, Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 2,144 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Constant Vigilance! by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
A fluffy, slightly silly, one-shot set in an alternate universe where Alastor Moody replaces Albus Dumbledore as Hogwarts headmaster as school winds down for the summer holidays in 1975. A couple of scenes of that, and then from the 1975-1976 Hogwarts school year. Warning! Characters not necessarily adherent to canon. Rated M, to be on safe side, for occasional pithy language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Alastor M., Marauders - Complete
Series of Unfortunate Overhearings by Silent Magi reviews
Somethings you just don't want to hear... other things you wish you'd never heard. Let's follow the adventures of people that are overhearing things at the wrong time. Crack will abound. Main list found in the forum. Rated M for safety and sanity...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 82 - Words: 80,780 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5815 - Favs: 7,516 - Follows: 8,052 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 536 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
The Boy Who Died by formerly-OOL reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,413 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 789 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,149 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 375 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 296 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 8,830 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 326 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hogwarts Exposed by NeilAB reviews
This is the first chapter of the first book of what is now a three book series which fanfic keeps deleting for no good reason. Please read at the group site listed with author information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
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Queen Celeste reviews
AU, single point of divergence from canon. This divergence? Taylor's shard landed on Mount Celeste. This is a story about the little girl from Brockton Bay who pulled herself up by her bootstraps and saved the world, but it's not really the same story Wildblow told. For one thing, Mount Celeste doesn't take kindly to the 'conflict drive' shards have. And that's just the start.
Crossover - Worm & Celeste - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/22
Saitama wakes up on Earth Bet reviews
Saitama was enjoying a pleasant dreamworld fantasy about monsters strong enough to actually give him a challenge when suddenly he ends up on a completely different planet. In an alternate reality? And why is it raining so hard? Also, what do those sirens mean? Or, Saitama ends up on Earth Bet just before the canon Leviathan fight and things get interesting from there. Oneshot.
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19
SG-Harry reviews
Harry's been wandering the multiverse for some time, researching the mysteries of magic. When he comes across the SGC, he can't help but wonder why Ancient technology seems to work WITH magic instead of exploding on contact. This inevitably leads to all sorts of trouble, and a wizard in the Pegasus galaxy. Harry's a cheeky genius, but not the MoD or even overpowered. Much.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,863 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Harry P., Elizabeth W., Rodney M., Radek Z.
Mysteries From the Stars reviews
A meeting with a strange man in hide armor completely changes Qui-gon's life. As a result Anakin gets the mentor he deserved, though he never gets a chance to thank the man who changed everything. When a bounty hunter targets Padmé Amidala ten years later, Anakin has to figure out who, why, and how. And this mysterious "police man" following the same trail is REALLY irritating.
Crossover - Star Wars & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 1/22/2018
WORKING TITLE HERE - drabbles and nonesense
This is a series of drabbles all contained in the same universe, one I am currently building into a workable story. I can't summarize here, due to character limits, but you can watch and enjoy the ride with me as I try to build something from the ground up. If you have a title idea, PM me. I'll create an OC for the person (if it's not me) who comes up with the story's title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,383 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 6/15/2017
Harry Potter and the Significance of Subtleties reviews
What would happen if Harry was just a little bit later to King's Cross? If he rode the train with Hermione and Neville and didn't meet the Weasleys until he was at Hogwarts? Not your typical "What if the Hogwarts years went differently fic." T because Harry will be a teen. ;) On indefinite hiatus, plot outlines posted. Contact me if you want to continue this yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,066 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Blaise Z.
Fluff, maybe reviews
Subject to change, but right now this is just me saying that I haven't given up completely. I'm not dead. And here's a brief one-shot to prove it. (I may expand it later, who knows?) Shoutout to Harry Potter, Junior Inquisitor, by sprinter1988 for inspiring this story. Read the story, it's good. Doesn't have much to do with this, but what inspiration ever does?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2017
Harry Potter and the Olde Rituels reviews
The date is 31 July 2027, and Harry is turning 47. Life has settled in the past few years, perhaps too much for his tastes. But what plots lurk in the shadows of Harry's life, waiting to stir things up again? Beware the ancient, hidden secrets of unknown potential, for even the knowledgeable must take great care when handling them…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
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