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Joined 02-14-05, id: 759228
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, everyone! I like writing stories as kind of a creative outlet. I am willing to be someone else's beta-reader. E-mail me if you're intrested at greeneyedchihuahua@yahoo.com, with BETA-READER in the subject.

And just about all of my stories just got deleted because they have songs in them, so sorry guys, I'll try to have them up in a new place soon.

Anyway, aside from that, I do have a life outside of this website (sorry to tell you), so I can't update every day, but I do it as often as I can. I enjoy playing guitar, piano (a little), bass and drums, tennis, cooking, shopping, working on the school paper, talking on the phone, music (I have a wide variety of tastes when it comes to music, some include: the Beatles, the Killers, the Eagles, Hoobastank, Maroon 5, Jet, Michelle Branch, Gavin DeGraw, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton,Cream, Rolling Stones, Steppenwolf, Relient K, Black Eyed Peas, Rooney, Kelly Clarkson (my seceret love), Lillix, Vanessa Carlton, Frank Sinatra, Elton John, Billy Joel, Journey, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Geroge Harrison (hey, they were all invididual after the Beatles!), Simon and Garfunkle, Aerosmith, AC DC, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Stevie Nicks, Santana, Black Sabbath, Jack Johnson, Foo Fighters, The Clash, The Ramones, Green Day, goodness the list just goes on and on... and of course my band, The Irony of Life (I didn't come up with the name . Another awesome band is Harry and the Potters, love them so much! Google them or use myspace to listen to samples of their music. Wizard Chess is my favorite song of theirs.),hanging out with friends, you know the whole deal. I always love reviews, so PLEASE leave them! Constructive critism is always nice, but don't just unnecessarily bash a story. And remember: if you don'thave anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.Thanks so much!

Joke: What's blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!


"I do have a test today, it's on European Socialism. I'm not European, I don't plan on being one, so who gives a crap if they're socialists or not? They could be facist anarchists for all I care, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!...Not that I believe in facism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, they should believe in themself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just belive in me.' Good point there; after all, her was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
Ferris Bueller, Ferris Buller's Day Off

"Where could I hide a whole town of robots? Ah, Conneticut!"
Claire, The Stepford Wives

Peter: There's a message in my alphabets. It says ooo!
Brian: Peter, you're eating cheerios.
Family Guy

Dr. Kelso: I have a present for you: it's my old Spanish-English dictionary. I have mastered the language and no longer need it.
Molly: Gracias Senor!
Dr. Kelso: You're welcome-o.

Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Wayne: No! laughter No.
Garth: Oh, me neither. I was just asking.
Wayne's World

Benevir- So logically...
Pesant- ...If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood.
Renevir- And therefore...?
Pesants- Pause. A witch!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"The price is wrong, bitch!"
Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore

"Oh no! That's the old Keebler place! Let's just back away slowly..."
Donkey Shrek 2

"America rules! Our Beatles are way better than your precious Rolling Stones!"
Homer Simpson to the Queen of England, The Simpsons

"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!"
Dewey Finn (Jack Black), The School of Rock

Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.
Reporter: Has success changed your life?
George: Yes.
Reporter: Are you a mod, or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.
Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.
Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.
Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.
Reporter: Do you often see you father?
Paul: No, actually were just close friends.
The Beatles, A Hard Day's Night

"Wow, 'Oops! I Crapped My Pants!' can hold a lot of dung!"
Saturday Night Live

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It's been a long time since I rock and rolled reviews
A short MWPP argument about classic rock. Learn a little, laugh a little, review a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tiny Dancer reviews
Songfic to Elton John's Tiny Dancer JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Accident Waiting to Happen reviews
It's the Marauders' 7th year and they have some devilish plans all mapped out, with one Miss Lily Evans getting caught in the middle. This whole thing is an accident waiting to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Rock, Roll and Sirius Black reviews
Sirius finds rock and roll, Lily smells James and James loves... his teddy bear?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.