Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
Hello, everyone! I like writing stories as kind of a creative outlet. I am willing to be someone else's beta-reader. E-mail me if you're intrested at firstname.lastname@example.org, with BETA-READER in the subject.
And just about all of my stories just got deleted because they have songs in them, so sorry guys, I'll try to have them up in a new place soon.
Anyway, aside from that, I do have a life outside of this website (sorry to tell you), so I can't update every day, but I do it as often as I can. I enjoy playing guitar, piano (a little), bass and drums, tennis, cooking, shopping, working on the school paper, talking on the phone, music (I have a wide variety of tastes when it comes to music, some include: the Beatles, the Killers, the Eagles, Hoobastank, Maroon 5, Jet, Michelle Branch, Gavin DeGraw, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton,Cream, Rolling Stones, Steppenwolf, Relient K, Black Eyed Peas, Rooney, Kelly Clarkson (my seceret love), Lillix, Vanessa Carlton, Frank Sinatra, Elton John, Billy Joel, Journey, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Geroge Harrison (hey, they were all invididual after the Beatles!), Simon and Garfunkle, Aerosmith, AC DC, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Stevie Nicks, Santana, Black Sabbath, Jack Johnson, Foo Fighters, The Clash, The Ramones, Green Day, goodness the list just goes on and on... and of course my band, The Irony of Life (I didn't come up with the name . Another awesome band is Harry and the Potters, love them so much! Google them or use myspace to listen to samples of their music. Wizard Chess is my favorite song of theirs.),hanging out with friends, you know the whole deal. I always love reviews, so PLEASE leave them! Constructive critism is always nice, but don't just unnecessarily bash a story. And remember: if you don'thave anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.Thanks so much!
Joke: What's blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz!
"I do have a test today, it's on European Socialism. I'm not European, I don't plan on being one, so who gives a crap if they're socialists or not? They could be facist anarchists for all I care, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!...Not that I believe in facism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, they should believe in themself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just belive in me.' Good point there; after all, her was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
"Where could I hide a whole town of robots? Ah, Conneticut!"
Peter: There's a message in my alphabets. It says ooo!
Dr. Kelso: I have a present for you: it's my old Spanish-English dictionary. I have mastered the language and no longer need it.
Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Benevir- So logically...
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
"Oh no! That's the old Keebler place! Let's just back away slowly..."
"America rules! Our Beatles are way better than your precious Rolling Stones!"
"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!"
Reporter: How did you find America?
"Wow, 'Oops! I Crapped My Pants!' can hold a lot of dung!"