Author has written 1 story for Village.As I laid in my bed, staring up at the stars, I began to wonder: "Where the hell is the ceiling!"
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Don't shave with a weed whacker.
Explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Most of the time the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
Always remember that you're unique: just like everyone else.
Take 20 aspirin and you'll feel better if you wake up.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, set it on fire.
Duct tape is like the force - It has a dark side, a light side, and it hold the universe together.
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morining and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Uh... sorry, but I ran over your Dogma in my Karma...
I may be inconsistent, but not all the time.
Okay, that's enough of that. Well I haope you enjoy my spoof(s)(if I ever get around to writing another one).