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Joined 02-29-16, id: 7597393, Profile Updated: 05-22-17
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Edie. Like everyone else on this site, I am working on my own novel but the going is slow... I'm using fanfiction as an outlet to help to get those creative juices flowing. I am also heading waist-deep into battle with a doctorate now that I have successfully slain two bachelor's and a master's. Level up!

If you have questions about my fanfics, feel free to send me a message.
If you would like to tell me how awesome my fanfics are, I'd love to hear from you.
Additionally, if you have constructive criticism, I'm less happy to hear from you but I value your willingness to helpfully point out something I can do to improve in my writing.
If you wish to leave me a flame, I would prefer if you didn't... it's fanfiction, not fine art.

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Yes, Mr Malfoy by NeverNik reviews
Hermione has loved man-about-town Blaise Zabini for years, but he's never given her a second glance. When Blaise chooses yet another society filly to romance instead of her, well! It calls for some action. Blaise's colleague Draco lends a hand. In his own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,373 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/23 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's desire to bed her neighbour, Draco Malfoy, causes her to engage in a little Slytherin scheming…with Crookshanks' help. Romance/Humor/Drama-Angst (for Draco)/Naughty Fun. 2016 DramioneLove Mini Fest Round 1 entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/9 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Parson's Wife by phantomballerina reviews
Charlotte marries the Reverend Mr. Collins out of economic reasons, but finds new purpose for her life as the wife of a parson. However, her husband's infatuation with her evaporates when she decides to champion a cause that creates scandal in the community. Set within the time-frame of the novel, we take a look at Mr. & Mrs. Collins' story from their perspectives.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,929 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Charlotte, Mr. Collins - Complete
A Lady Should Never Promenade A Ballroom Alone by Kagami Sorciere reviews
Rey is undercover at a ball. So is Kylo Ren. Who thought putting Rey in that dress was a good idea? Borderline drama, fluff, crack without actually totally falling into any of those categories, with a generous helping of SMUT. NOT an AU. Written for a "oh hey, what are you doing here?" prompt request.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Finn, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by I was BOTWP reviews
A series of vignettes depicting the reactions various characters have to seeing themselves or others on Chocolate Frog trading cards. Spanning different time frames from before the first war, to far past the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Call to Arms by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,905 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ginger Malfoy by Delancey654 reviews
Newly released from Azkaban, Draco Malfoy wants nothing more than to reunite with his secret love from Hogwarts and meet the son she bore him during the War. Hermione Granger, however, is reluctant to have anything to do with the former Death Eater who betrayed her. And why does her little boy have red hair? A unique Dramione mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,067 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Absent from Netherfield by Shaelenina reviews
Darcy does not accompany Bingley to Netherfield. Therefore, he does not meet Elizabeth until his first trip to Rosings, resulting in some major changes to the way their relationship develops.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 74,784 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14617 - Favs: 21,230 - Follows: 13,432 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11099 - Favs: 9,959 - Follows: 8,815 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
There'll Be Bluebirds by little0bird reviews
On a dreary afternoon, Teddy Lupin finds his father's journals. Order of the Phoenix, Half Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows from the perspective of Remus Lupin. Characters include Tonks and the rest of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,274 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen by Shiv5468 reviews
and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not Just A Typical Day by sarahyyy reviews
During Potions class, Neville blows up his potion. What happens? Oneshot ridiculous Dramione drabble. -Runner up at Dramione Awards on LJ for Best Drabble-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
My Happy Ending by geniusgirl reviews
[Complete] There was a fairytale story within the Goblet of Fire, the story of the International Quidditch Star and the average bookobsessed girl. This is the tale of Hermione and Krum. Ties with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,371 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Lucius Loves Dobby! by Give-Me-Your-Coffee reviews
A very messed up Valentine's day romance....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Lucius M.
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Eagle's Nest reviews
AU, The Golden Trio's eighth year at Hogwarts is thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? Dramione is always the answer. Storyline includes alchemy, post-War issues, and lemony goodness (eventually). WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 223,926 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Chester reviews
CRACK FIC. Utter drivel. Malfoy turns Harry into a cat. Ginny adopts him and madness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Morning Coffee reviews
One-shot, canon-compliant. Ginny really needs to stop taking Bludgers to the head. Also, Rita Skeeter isn't good for much else these days besides a bit of morning banter in the Potter household. Done as a headcanon challenge. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Star-Crossed reviews
Three years post-DH. EWE. Slow-burn Dramione. A prophecy handed down the Malfoy line for generations revolves around Draco, throwing a wrench into the life he's trying to rebuild. Even more perplexing, it somehow also seems to involve one Hermione Granger? Angst and murder, fluff and stuff. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 178,492 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete