Rohan Bernett
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Joined 02-16-05, id: 760340
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.

You actually want to know something about me? You're kidding, right? Oh, you're not. Fine, I'm just a regular eccentric fanfiction-lover with an overactive imagination, judging by the 60+ unfinished fics I have sitting around on my hard drive, slowly getting worked on. No, I'm not kidding about the figure, I really do have 60+ unfinished fics on my computer.

If you're interested in other uploaded works of mine, they can be found at the following two URLs:

http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/rohan_bernett/

http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/rohan_bernett_and_alora_malfoy/

Just keep in mind that anything I finish goes up at these URLs before going up anywhere else (well, anywhere else other than my personal website).

A note about two of my stories: Erasure and Unerasure can be read in any order and the results will still make perfect sense. This is due to some tricky temporal management on my part when writing them. I suppose alternative titles would be Black to White (for Erasure) and White to Black (Unerasure).

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Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 612,544 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29801 - Favs: 16,083 - Follows: 14,343 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
Not All Dark Witches are Death Eaters 3 by Ryua Malfoy reviews
It's not easy being the child of a Death Eater. Especially when you've managed to fall for the Dark Lord's arch enemy. And not only does one have to avoid getting killed by either side, there's still two years of school to get through.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 125,464 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 5/19/2005
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Black & White by McPoodle
With the Rangers in trouble, it's up to their biggest fan to save them.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,543 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Stargate: Commonality by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Something has changed in our distant past. We are totally different. We have created a near Utopia. We have already begun the exploration of space. What we found in the final frontier was not what we hoped for. Our dreams of a peaceful Universe shattered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,622 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
The Goblet of Fire: Rekindled by Regulus reviews
Complete! Harry gets into more trouble than he realizes when his name pops out of the Goblet of Fire. A year of headaches and hardships confront him, but something much darker lies on the horizon. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,304 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Citadel of Azkaban by Regulus reviews
Book 6 complete! As Voldemort takes the floating island of Azkaban, Harry is left with split personalities following events at the Ministry. But will he be able to merge them together again, or will his hesitation be the death of everything he holds dear?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,405 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5313 - Favs: 9,589 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Martin Miggs and the School of Wizardry by EvilSnack reviews
Rejoice with me! I have found a way to salvage the fic so that it is once again canonical. I had to whack all of the seventh year stuff which was unpublished, and sixth year will have to go, too, but I'll try to replace it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix: Reassembled by Regulus reviews
Book 5 in the RSeries is now complete. A Ministry loyal woman comes to teach at Hogwarts. Harry's relationship with Tonks is stressed. Pushed to and over his breaking point, will Harry be able to survive the year with his sanity intact?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,402 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Gadget in Chains by Loneheart reviews
Finished: Gadget's evil twin, Lawhiney, returns to cause havoc. Before Gadget can confront her, they must both travel through some dark places and learn what it means to walk in someone else's shoes. Now complete.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 436,841 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Complete
Teen Doc by Flaming Trails reviews
NonTrilogy Story: While helping Doc test some new inventions for the DeLorean, Marty is temporarily stranded in 1938. A chance encounter leads to him learning a lot about his best friend. AN: I split Chapter 3 into Chapter 3 and 4
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,653 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
In my Fathers Shadow by la harlequin reviews
Do you know what it’s like to grow up knowing your father is a murderous death eater who delivered his best friends right into Voldemort’s outstretched hands? My name is Arianna Lillian Black, and I know that scenario all to well. Sirius' Daughter fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,062 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Sirius B.
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wonders of a Ballpoint Pen by dreamer-xx reviews
Hermione teaches Ron the joy of Muggle technology……aka a pen. Very slight hints of Ron and Hermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not All Dark Witches are Death Eaters Part Two by Ryua Malfoy reviews
Rated for violence, death. Ryua's reached her fifth year, and it's turning out worse than ever. A teacher with a personal grunge, a completely inappropriate love interest, and a personal visit from Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,807 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eclipse of Remembrance by The Zig reviews
[5th year, no romance] Dragons, TechnoMagic, conspiracies and escaped daemons mean Harry's in for an eventful year, even if he doesn't manage to survive long enough to kill Voldemort... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,284 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Switch by Matthew1 reviews
Gadget experiences life from a different angle.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2001
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Black And White: The Switch
The official side-story to McPoodle's "Black & White". Read that first if you want to avoid spoilers. This covers Nimnul and Laurel's three days on Earth-C which were only briefly mentioned in "Black & White".
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,087 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Unerasure reviews
Given how events in this story play out, it's hard to say whether it's a sequel or prequel to Erasure. In the course of saving a life, Harry unknowingly creates his worst nemesis Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Erasure reviews
Fed up with constant nightmares about Voldemort, Harry embarks on an ambitious plan to eradicate Voldemort once and for all. In his quest, he enlists the help of a most unlikely candidate: Sixteen yearold Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Voldemort's Last Stand reviews
Xavier Parkes is testing his latest technomagical invention, a Time Viewer that can show any event at any point in time. When he decides to watch Harry Potter's final defeat of Voldemort, he discovers that Harry did not defeat Voldemort singlehanded, as t
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005 - OC, Harry P. - Complete