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Author has written 19 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Arrow, Kane Chronicles, and Legally Blonde.

Name: Atheist

Age: Double Digit No

Birthday: 86-92-66

Gender: Social Anxiety and Cotton Candy

Sexuality: Sleep

Hair Colour: Hunger

Eye Colour: Death

Nationality: Pineapples

Ethnicity: Pizza Rolls

Height: Wtf

Weight: Triple Dipple Nope to the Nope

Join Date: Says April 5th but in actuality I've actually been on this site since August 4th, 2013

Ships: um too many to count but otps include Cartercy, Jercy, Arellashid, and Pipazel

Should I vote in your poll: Yes, do it, seriously

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Seriously by Average Canadian reviews
"What the hell! What type of girl carries around pepper spray?" he cried. I smirked smugly even though he couldn't see it. "A smart one you dingus." OR the one where Percy accidentally not accidentally handcuffs himself to Annabeth in order to get away from a cop and Annabeth ends up getting dragged through his life. Percabeth. AU. Two shot. Rated T for swearing and abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 122,088 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 3/24/2017 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Gabe U. - Complete
Dance With The Devil by DazzlingRuby101 reviews
It was Halloween night, and somehow Annabeth got forced by her friends to try out an ancient (but incredibly silly) ritual. However, she did not expect to summon a supernatural being, who may or may not be her soulmate...! AU!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,562 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Be Sure to Tip Your Waiter (For He's On His Last Dime) by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
Being a demigod doesn't pay too well (or, you know, at all) so Percy gets a job at a local restaurant. When girls ask him to switch tables with them to escape getting hit on by creepy guys, he always agrees. He's in for a bit of a surprise one night when he recognizes one of the creepy guys.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Amphitrite - Complete
Amazon Recruitment by Cynder2013 reviews
For Nancy it was just supposed to be a simple job interview. For Hylla it was sizing up a possible new recruit. It was not supposed to involve a boy jumping out of the window. Spoilers for "The Blood of Olympus".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Percy J., Nancy B., Hylla - Complete
Not the Most Pleasant Way to Meet Up with An Old Friend by DP-PJO-SPN-Girl297 reviews
Matt Sloan had plenty of time to think about his life choices while Carson called the fire department. He was currently in a predicament he'd only ever seen characters in cartoons be in, hanging from his underwear from the flagpole. It didn't really help that today was laundry day and therefore he was stuck wearing american flag underwear. Stupid La Rue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Clarisse R., Matt S. - Complete
You Again? by emblah01 reviews
Nancy Bobofit, Matt Sloan... What happened to them all? What happens when they see Percy again? Well, let's find out, shall we? Rated T for future language. Multi-shot. Feel free to review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Percy J.
Nancy and Matt by Mr. Invincible reviews
What happens when Percy and Annabeth meet Percy's bullies from the past? Reintroducing Nancy Bobofit and Matt Sloan.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Nancy B., Matt S. - Complete
My Life in Your World by Britt.Artemis reviews
Max and the Flock get captured again, but who is this mysterious subject Alpha 1? Will the Latin-speaking boy be able to break them out? And what does this have to do with half-bloods...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Percy J.
Nancy is that you? by fandomfeels reviews
Percy finally runs into Nancy Bobofit after five long years. Reviews are appreciated, i do need the feedback. Takes place after the last olympian, before the lost hero. Enjoyyy! *Little bit of Percabeth* One- shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Nancy B. - Complete
Job Applications by FebruaryBabes02 reviews
"Behind me, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, "Like we're going to use this in real life. Like it's going to say on our job applications, 'Please explain why Kronos ate his kids.'"" Nancy Bobofit finds a weird question on her job application.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Nancy B. - Complete
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Over Whats Left reviews
Percy was 20 when it all happened, in a blink of an eye. Now the 23 year old, quickly approaching 24, must stop the worst enemy of them all. One enemy so great, so powerful, she knew his turn before he even took it. But he knew her too, at one point in time. This is all a game, a delicate dance of destruction. Percy never dreamed that this day would have come. Dark themes. Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,085 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 8/5/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G., OC - Complete
Tumblr: Wine and Blood - A Beryl Grace Au reviews
Enfys; She never died. She was drunk, the odds were stacked in her favour, but the crash shook her sober. The mania grip on her slipped away and 'died' as the other half of her, but she dedicates her new life to trying to find her two children to apologize and to try to make things right. Everyone ignores it, until an ad at the corner of the screen popped up and Jason clicked on it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G., OC
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Translation: Witches for Ella/ 1970's is a fun time, equestrian competitions are exciting, but Piper really wasn't sure why the girl with the black kinky hair and deep brown eyes was so attractive. Or why her brother kept pushing her towards the girl. Mortal Witches Au. Navajo!Piper, Navajo!Percy, Southern!Jason, Southern!Hazel. Pipazel based, Jercy inclusive. For cursivelettering
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2017 - [Piper M., Hazel L.] [Jason G., Percy J.] - Complete
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A series of fluffy Pipazel Witch drabble dabbles made for @cursivelettering on tumblr under, because Ella is pure and deserves it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 10/12/2017 - [Piper M., Hazel L.]
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In honour of elements1999 and tumblr pjolgbtnet 's event one week 1 - aus. Gladiator/Prince oneshot - in which Percy's never cared for the annual tournament his father holds every year, but a certain blond haired gladiator makes him think twice about his feelings. Of course, this leads to a series of events that could, or could not, end well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2017 - [Percy J., Jason G.] Hecate, Juno - Complete
The Impossibles - an AU adventure reviews
Percy was your average kid. He flunked math, he complained about homework, he rode skateboards all over the place. But, unlike most, Percy had to live his life to the fullest. He did things no one his age would do-like jump off a cliff in Hawaii, or got a tattoo. And, above all, he had his motorcycle and adoptive family. Well... until that fateful night with the girl in silver.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Grover, Percy J., Artemis, Jason G.
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Preyna: When Percy first comes to camp, to when Reyna becomes Percy's girlfriend. Rated T. Originally posted at tumblr url faithgotaholdofaesthetische. One shot /Femslash/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2017 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Annabeth C., Grover - Complete
Tumblr: Halloween Aesthetic Au reviews
In which 12 creatures of myths and stories follow a path to meeting each other. Meet the Gorgon, the Ghost, the Werewolf, the Vampire, the Witch, the Cat Girl, the Nixe, the Vila, the Angel, the Siren, the Fairy, and the Unseelie Prince and understand one thing: The stories might not match them. Charas - Percy, Drew, Jason, Leo, Piper, Nico, Hazel, Lacy, Annie, Frank, Thalia, Reyna
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Percy J., Jason G., Drew T., Reyna R.
Tumblr: Dieux différents reviews
Title: French for 'Different Gods' / Ships - Pipabeth, Jercy, Percabeth / Prompt: Parallel universe, only Annabeth is a daughter of Demeter, Piper is a daughter of Apollo, and Percy is a son of Hades / Style: Headcanon jotpoints / Word count: 5k / Rated: T for some swearing and a couple of suggestive language / Origin - my tumblr blog faithgotaholdofaesthetische
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2017 - [Annabeth C., Piper M.] [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
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SOL au content (ish)/ / In which Percy Jackson, son of Aphrodite, wins his first court-case for his sister / / Direct parallel of the Chutney confession and Graduation scene, nearly completely word for word. Oneshot. Rated t for that one censored word. Real word count - 3,013. Ships - Ex-Willercy, Pipabeth, Ex-Willabeth, Apollercy, and Zeus just being Thundercrotch
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Aphrodite, Percy J., Apollo, Katie G. - Complete
Tumblr: Pjo Femslash Week - Golden Necklace
\ \ originally for pjofemslashweek on tumblr / / In which Zia hates parties, Carter might be the best accidental wingman, and a certain girl named Reyna falls head over heels. Mortal Au. Ships - Frankane and Arellashid. Rating - T for paranoia. Oneshot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [Reyna R., Zia] [Frank Z., Carter K.] - Complete
Tumblr: Pjo Femslash Week - Classic Trope Day - Rivals to Lovers reviews
/ / Originally written for pjofemslashweek on tumblr / / When Thalia met Zoë, they hated each other. But this is the story that tells what happens when you go below skin deep. Zoë lives AU. Ship - Thalia and Zoë. Tumblr - faithgotaholdofaestheticsfricku or mermaid-hair-and-swords.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [Thalia G., Zoë N.] Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tumblr: Pjo Femslash Week - From the sea to the moon reviews
Percy was a strange man. And he never leaves anyone gifts. But when Leo hands Reyna a diary, saying it's from Percy, she has no choice but to take it. /originally written for pjofemslashweek on tumblr/ Mortal Au, HOH!Reyna
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/22/2017 - [Zoë N., Reyna R.] Percy J., Thalia G.
Perseus Jackson and the Ship of Skulls - Book 2 of Son of Love reviews
Percy's back at it again, this time with his best goat missing, Thalia's tree is poisoned, Chiron is gone, Annabeth is paranoid, and he's bunking with a cyclops who believes that Percy is his brother. If that's not worse, his mysterious sister keeps sending him visions of a girl with grey-blue eyes who keeps speaking of this great prophecy. Welcome back to camp, Percy. DISCONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J., Tyson - Complete
Perseus Jackson and the Bolt of Zeus reviews
First book of the Son of Love series/ Percy Jackson's life gets turned upside after an attack at his school that lead to him questioning who his father really is. After loosing his mother to a Minotaur attack, he's set on a long winding road to retrieve the bolt that belonged to the King of the gods. Along side a daughter of Athena and a satyr, Percy wonders: Is this real? SoS soon
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,989 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite, Grover, Percy J. - Complete
The Primordial Four reviews
The City is calm - Black Canary is alive and well, Oliver Queen is mayor of his city, and the crime has been reduced by a tenfold... until 4 very powerful beings suddenly show up out of the blue and decided Star City will be their newest playground. Until something weird happens... Slight Au, rights go to the CW/DC and Rick Riordan.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Percy J., Thalia G., Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance
July reviews
Percy and Hera were always different, until one event brought them together into a twisting adventure. It started with a cliff in America and ended on the welcome mat of a mansion in Oregon. No Smut. Rating - T for one curse word. Ships - Hera and Percy, Eros and Psyche implied, past Percabeth, Zeus and Daphne.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/21/2017 - [Percy J., Hera] [Psyche, Cupid/Eros] - Complete
The Curse of Unknown reviews
Life for Percy was great. 2 wars down, one senior year about to be over, and one giant swim competition… Until a little curse got in the way of it all. Meanwhile, Zeus sat on Olympus, minding his own business, when a very angry Poseidon flashed in yelling "Something about 'wings'." Oops. OC is not love interest, sorry not sorry/ /Updates every Wednesday (hopefully)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Percy J., Thalia G., Zeus, OC
Zee café short one shot reviews
Mortal story, no ship just random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Annabeth C., Athena, Percy J. - Complete