Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, ER, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Date: March 23rd 2012,
Tomorrow is the two year anniversary of Orphie Pest's death. (sigh) Anyways, Feisty Pest died on March 14th. I hate March.
Right...it's best not to dwell on that. I'm not updating much on this. I don't feel like typing it. So anybody who reads this will just have to put up with me saying next to nothing. Sorry, I have a headache and I'm having a really bad month.
August 10, 2005
As on Cassi's page, we've opened a yahoo group for the posting of all our spoofs. And of course anyone else's. We'll take script format, chat room fics, bloopers and other lists and pretty much all the funny stuff that they don't allow here.
If this is something of interest to you, please don't hesitate to drop in. The more, the merrier. You can find us at this link
--Cassi & Sven
I will now update my short bio below and let you see how much I have changed.
FULL NAME: Svenda Astrid Vance-- I still prefer to be called Sven.
AGE: 30 as of October 9th 2011
HAIR COLOR: Mouse brown with lots of silver mixed in
EYE COLOR: Steel Gray
MENTAL STATUS: Unsure..at times depressed but mainly insane as normal
FAVORITE BOOK SERIES: I still love the Xanth series, but I also enjoy reading books on Geology, Volcanism, Meteorology and everything else in that field. Yes, those are nonfiction text books and I read them in my FREE time. I guess I am insane. I also read books on Forensics, and Profiling and that type of stuff...I have some that are on serial killers as well...I TOLD you I was INSANE!! I also read the Joe Grey Mystery books. I love the talking cats!
FAVORITE TV SHOW: I have now have 5 of them..(grins) Mythbusters!! That's the first one... Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman are cool! The second show...is Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. The third is Deadliest Catch, the Northwestern and the Time Bandit are cool..as is the Corniela Marie. Fourth is now Border Wars..I love it when they go after those drug smugglers... and the fifth is Man vs Wild. (regardless of the controversy surrounding this show, I still like it, Bear is a neat person. I have 3 of his books. I mean he climbed Everest at the age of 23. He is the youngest Brit to reach the summit and then return safely to Base Camp. The 22 year old that reached the summit the following year, died of exhaustion on the descent. Bear is also a christian, it was because of his relationship with Jesus that he survived Everest. So the critics can shut their mouths about him!)
I also watch Alaska State Troopers, Manhunters, Flying Wild Alaska, Bordertown: Laredo, Bomb Patrol, and The First 48. Disorderly Conduct: Video on Patrol and Most Shocking. (There are others but those are close to the top of the list.) Wait..can't forget Walker, Texas Ranger!
FAVORITE MOVIE: Don't really have one right now. I don't watch too many movies.
And of course there is one more thing I have to add. I want to mention who my best and closest friend is. That would be my Lord and Savior Jesus... or Yeshua in Hebrew.
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
Favorite Bible verses:
Isaiah 40: 30&31
Young men may grow tired and weary, even the fittest may stumble and fall; but those who hope in Adonai will renew their strength, they will soar aloft as with eagles' wings; when they are running they won't grow weary, when they are walking they won't get tired.
And a brief message to all those who are unsaved. Jesus is the only way to salvation. All you have to do to be saved is to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and ask him to Fogive you of your sins. This is the only way. There are no other paths to Salvation.
I think that pretty much says it all.