A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (AU, an edited updated version is becoming available on AO3 under the same name, WITH supplemental works that are updated regularly!)

Le 31 octobre, Harry Potter vainquit le seigneur des ténèbres, mais par erreur, Dumbledore décréta que son petit frère, Matthew Potter, était le véritable élu. Suite à cette méprise, sa vie s'en trouvera fortement modifiée, et celui qui aurait dû être le garçon auréolé de gloire devînt celui dont personne ne se souciait. Grey:Harry; James/Weasley/Dumbledore:Bashing; Good/Lily !

Desperate to end the war and escape the dangers of the front line, Tanya decides to push her orders to the limit to strike a decisive blow. Unfortunately, she succeeds a bit too well, and finds herself on the wrong side of the law. Still, it's not all bad. Surely a reasonable and intelligent person will have no trouble restoring herself to the status of law-abiding citizen. Right?

The Armistice has taken effect, the capital of the Republic has fallen, but after a brief diplomatic visit by the Commonwealth Royal family, disaster strikes. A family dies, the world reels in shock with the destruction of the Hindenburg, and the search for someone, anyone, who might be a relative, leads them to a most unexpected orphan, on the wrong side of the channel.

Dean a tendance à l'oublier, mais Castiel est une entité ancienne et puissante, une arme de Dieu. Il n'est pas à sa première apocalypse et a assisté à d'innombrables tragédies. Façonné par une éternité d'obéissance aveugle, le libre-arbitre est sans doute pour lui le plus cruel des poisons. [Centré sur Castiel - Pré-série et saison 4 complètes. Saison 5 entamée. Destiel tardif]

Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.

Lelouch dreamed about the past glories of his Valyrian family, when they'd held great keeps and their fleets ruled the Narrow Sea. But some nights, he dreamed of a life that wasn't his. He dreamed of an empire, war, and tyranny. Most of all, Lelouch Velaryon dreamed of revolution. (Lelouch from Code Geass inserted into ASOIAF, set in the War of the Ninepenny Kings era).

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

AU When Sam used the Allspark to kill Megatron, he was given a choice: change the past or save the future. He chose to change the past, at the loss of everything he knew on Earth, and saved thousands of lives by sacrificing his own to become Altor Prime.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

The people called him the Pious Prince. His friends claimed he was a Baratheon, and his enemies called him a Lannister. They were all wrong for before any of those things, he was Arthas Menethil, the Damned Prince of Lordaeron, the Betrayer, kinslayer and kingslayer. His sins were legion. Mother have mercy on his soul.

Edward Sand wasn't a normal Dornish bastard. He had glistening blonde hair, light skin that never tanned underneath the harsh sunlight, and piercing golden eyes. If people didn't know any better, they would believe him to be a Lannister. But no, he was a Martell, the son of the Viper. One-shot

I bring to you the next installment of all Harry!Centric crossover one-shots! Enjoy!

A retelling of the life of Tanya von Degurechaff from the fic "A Young Woman's Political Record" by jacobk , as narrated by the folks of the Extra History Youtube Channel. Knowing the fic not necessary.

Rules: hit shuffle on Spotify, write for at least as long as the song plays, and post at least 10 songs at a time. ShinSena ranging from fluff, to friendship, to hurt and comfort, to gen. If you really like a piece, let me know and I might extend it!

The First Contact War brought untold destruction to Earth, reducing Humanity to a shell of its former self. For 900 years, Humanity has been working tirelessly to lay claim to its own slice of the Milky Way Galaxy, and they are prepared to bring the Council to its knees to accomplish their goals. (Massive AU, New Technologies, and a far different humanity.)

Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?

"So you walk eternally through the shadows, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again."

Circumstances arise that force the familial relationships in the Cody family to change whether they like it or not. Takes place about four months after the season one finale so there are spoilers!

A series of loosely connected short drabbles about Fem!Harry being born into the vastly different houses of Westeros. Despite these differences, changes of names and faces, three things stick true. Harry has a knack for finding trouble, death is forever a close companion, and love will always be her greatest weapon. Strong M. Fem!Harry. Fem!Harry/Multi.

there is a woman on the throne (female Jon Snow)

The whole war, the lives lost, the families ruined, everything that had happened in the last decade fell upon one thing, Harriet Potter being a Potter. Only when Harry gets a surprise inheritance from her mother does she find out the truth kept buried deep, she was never a Potter to begin with. She is her fathers daughter, just not the father everyone had believed... Fem!Harry/Jax

People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. What they don't ask is if I've ever fucked Tyler Durden. The answer to both questions is yes.

Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.

Young Samuel Witwicky lives far from the light pollution of the city, giving him and his astronomer father a clear view of the skies. This also gives him a clear view of one alien crash landing in the trees nearby, and an open door into a war he could have avoided by simply staying inside. From a kid always getting into trouble to the only human in contact with real aliens.

Stray children taught the ways of foul sorcery, their bodies mutated through blasphemous ritual. Sent to fight monsters, though they could not distinguish good from evil. The flicker of humanity long extinguished within them.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Sitting in his cell, Tyrion of House Lannister needs a champion. And he gets one, but not Prince Oberyn. But rather a ghost. A ghost from the land...of Sparta! Kratos will be from the most recent game. So expect Atreus and Mimir in this too.

Harry has always wanted someone to love him. When Eric Northman comes into his life Harry can't help but fall for him, head over heels. This is NOT abandoned I just don't have a lot of time to write it right now. I do however have plans to update :)

White lies are said to soften the truth. Some truths are twisted so that they aren't recognizable, or are hidden in lies. Sometimes the brain can't deal with the truth and makes it change, or disappear from memory. This time there's no excuse. The truth was there all along and Spike wasn't able to recognize it as such.

Sometimes you lead, and sometimes you follow. Three drabbles following Shin and Sena through three intimate moments of their budding relationship. (Hand to hand; lips to lips; eye to eye.) Very fluffy.

Mason could say with certainty that there were two sides to Tyler Durden.

Une rupture, une conversation qu'il n'aurait jamais dû entendre, et le monde de Will bascule. Evasion, cavale, nos Murder Husbands dans toute leur splendeur. Post 3X11. Spoiler S3.

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]

Aires of the House Baratheon, first of his name, is the second son of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. In a world of fire and ice, he must carefully tread the waters of power as he strives to climb his way to the top. Surrounded by enemies on all sides, he must hide the truth of a past life to survive the great game and emerge victorious from the ashes.

Samantha Jane Witwicky has survived much in the Eternal War that has raged between the Autobots and Decepticons, but the age of bloodlust and death must come to an end. The time has come for all that was hidden in shadow to come to light. The fate of both of their worlds hangs in the balance. -All the Stars in the Sky, Shooting Stars and Setting Suns, and Soliloquy of Fallen Stars-

It is the basic law, for every life there is a death. Humanity misuses the knowledge entrusted to them, meaning Sam must make the ulitmate choice. Now on a restored Cybertron, two new sparklings are born with memories from a distant past. One carries with him the future of the Cybertroian race.

Is this all you ever wanted? A story of three decades and two brothers born of divinity.

Optimus Prime has been killed, Earth destroyed, and the universe on the verge of destruction, but the Allspark will do anything in its power to reverse time. Sam Witwicky is now the unwilling hero sent to Cybertron thousands of years in the past to redo a wrongdoing and to ensure that above all else, Optimus Prime must survive.

Sam and alien artifacts have always mixed funny. He wakes with a Spark and in a familiar frame long ago on Cybertron before its destruction with a voice calling him 'Prime' after he fell through the Space Bridge. Megatron rules by Optimus' side, working to make his world a better place. Sam has to try to prevent the war that ruins Cybertron. No Sacrifice, No Victory. TimeTravel

Dying hurt. It wasn't anything like the movies or books said it would be. Dying was messy, painful, and filled with terror, and guilt, and self-loathing. Or at least, that was Sam's experience. But dying, then having to live with that fact, with those memories, was worse in his opinion.

AU where Wade's scars are in the shape of little hearts. When someone hurts him (physically, emotionally, verbally) some of the hearts break apart. But when someone is nice to him and gives him the love he deserves, the hearts will mend and become whole again. No Powers!AU

How do you get your chosen mate to notice you when he is a completely different race? I don't know, but I have a lot of ideas of how to make him see me in a new way, not just as a friend, but something more. Submissive Feral Dragon Toothless! Mostly in Toothless's POV! This story is just smut with a plot! So expect lemons in each chapter!

An AU story with ROTF and G1 elements. Megatron's blast didn't kill Sam instantly. After Sam revives Optimus, he succumbs to his fatal injuries. The Dynasty of Primes decide to give him a second chance... as a sparkling seeker. Contains slash.

A collection of Harry/AnyMale one-shots inspired by anything really! Details at the beginning of each chapter. This will be SLASH any other warnings will be mentioned with every new chapter. NOW open to requests!

AU When a freak electrical storm triggers the residual AllSpark energy within him, Sam Witwicky finds himself stuck in a body not his own. However, the form the AllSpark has chosen to gift him with is... interesting, to say the least.

The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.

So the Ministry of Magic has decided to sent someone undercover into the den of the leaders of a newly discovered type of vampire. Harriet can understand that, she can't understand why anyone would think her suitable to play at being secretary to a bunch of leeches, surely defeating Voldemort was enough public service? Fem!Harry. Basically everyone OC!

Janus had a task to do, but sometimes...sometimes he was so very tired. Sometimes, when he looked out on what was, and knew what had to be...he just wanted to lay down. But that's not who Sam was. No Sacrifice, No Victory. And for them? For them, Sam would sacrifice, and be victorious. (A songfic that ties into Of Cybertron- which NorthPeach and I co-write)

Severus Rogue, professeur de Potions redouté, a attendu avec impatience l'occasion de faire payer au fils les fautes du père.Mais s'il y a une chose qu'il découvre, c'est que Harry Potter n'est PAS le fils de James Potter.Le sauveur est de retour, non pas comme le Parfait Gryffondor, mais comme le Parfait Serpentard,et les conséquences s'en feront ressentir. A tout jamais.

Barricade wants to know what's so special about the Witwicky boy, and he's determined to find out.

Osgood and Daphne are married...but life is far from perfect. Daphne is unsure of everything and dreads every moment that she spend with Osgood. Will she be able to come to terms with this relationship or will Osgood lose her forever? This story was inspired by Swedish metal band, Katatonia, and their newest album "The Fall of Hearts"

Will n'a jamais été égoïste. Lorsque enfant, il ramassait les bouteilles vides de son père. Il en souffrait mais ne disait rien. Lorsque Jack lui tendait des photos de meurtres, il les prenait parce qu'il savait sauver des vies. Malgré le fait qu'il allait cauchemarder durant des mois et des mois. Il n'a jamais été égoïste. Jusqu'au jour où il est entre les bras d'Hannibal Lecter.

A month at NEST base for Sam, what's the worst that could happen? Oh wait, that's right. He just so happens to fallen hard for a certain Prime while also stealing the spark of another Autobot. And is it just me or is the Prime's Ex back from what was thought to be dead? Don't forget that Christmas was coming just around the corner along with New Years! (OpxSam, one-sided BeexSam)

An expert at dodging, yet how ironic that he hadn't avoided getting into this mess. Companion piece to "What's It Like". RE-POSTED. Totally read-able now.

One-Shot Post Saison 2. Cette terrible soirée a laissé un goût d'amertume à Will, qui veut retrouver Hannibal plus que tout. Et si leurs retrouvailles étaient... différentes?

Sam had made the comment in jest. ('I wish I could drive like that') Next thing he knew he was learning. He just hadn't expected the skills he leaned to save his and Bumblebee's lives.

Sequel to Moving On. Sam's made his decision. He's going to stay with the Autobots and take his chances. He is still hiding his own secrets from those he calls friends, afraid of the judgement of those who aren't. And as time passes, will the aquisition of the abilities Primus promised drive Sam crazy or will he finally fully trust those who have kept him safe and sane thus far?

Bagheera becomes a father. Bagheera becomes a mother. Bagheera becomes a parent; a soul which loves. Desperately. The furless cub becomes everything.

"What's it like," Spike asked Bumblebee when the two of them were enjoying a quiet moment on the ridges around the Ark. "Having a soul on the inside?" As if the small, squishy organics and giant, metal robots weren't different enough already (His Dark Materials AU; part one of the YSSISS series).

Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Inspired by Macx's Pushing Boundaries series. A not-at-all serious look at pack bonding through Dan Carter's eyes. Also, velociraptors are adorable. Chapter 3: Predator behaviour, he might say, except that left him to imagine a raptor sitting in Starbucks holding a latte. Really, it was possible to go too far in cataloguing Owen's raptor traits.

Owen and the raptors get to experience snow for the first time. Yes, on a tropical island. Jurassic World is an odd place...but they have fun. Inspired by Macx's wonderful Pushing Boundaries verse.

When Sam is fatally wounded in a battle, the AllSpark takes matters into its own hands, and in doing so, activates a piece of almost-forgotten Seeker programming.

OS. "Ce sont les faiblesses du coeur qui font les belles défaillances." Pas de Slash mais peut être interprété comme tel. ["Secret Santa" du Collectif NONAME].

Apollo never had much luck in love, but when he finally thinks he found the one she is ripped away from him. Only he finds her again, and again. Fem!Harry

The Raptor Pack is back to making Owen's life difficult... and destroying his thanksgiving dinner in the process. Tiny bit of language and booze

Greg Lestrade was happy with his life. He had a good job, a bizarre but solid set of friends and colleagues, and a smoking hot lover. When he is convinced to bring his boyfriend along to a crime scene, Greg finds that things are not exactly as they seem... But hot damn does it all make his lover more attractive.

Hope is restored the spark of every Autobot, for Sam has been returned to them a hundred years after the Decepticons have murdered him. But why does he have Energon in his veins and traces of an object long gone?

A tribute fic to the events and the victims in Paris on the 13th November. When the events in Paris trigger memories of Praxus, Prowl learns a lesson from Jazz and the humans about grief and finds out that humans and Cybertronians are not so different after all.

When the Decepticons find out from Jetfire about Sam having the AllSpark and constantly leaking it's power, Jetfire and Starscream hatch a plan that requires them to kidnap Sam. Sequel to "Midas Touch." Minor suggested slash at the end.

As Scar gazes down at the at the lifeless body of his brother he doesn't feel triumph, no the only thing he feels is sorrow. One-shot inspired by fan art.

Own Grady, a former Navy man, finally gets to see one of the raptors he was hired to train hatch. (One shot, originally written for and posted on @NotAboutControl, my Twitter role-play account for Owen.)

[Aokuro oneshot] [fluff and shenanigans] Kuroko, in a half-asleep mistake, ends up wearing Aomine's jersey to school.

Will and Hannibal were, in essence, day and night themselves: two sides of the same coin. SMUT WARNING

"Maintenant, vous êtes là avec moi." " Et la falaise s'érode toujours " 3x13.

'God, you've got a beautiful voice.' Hariel always found it funny, that of all the things her soulmate could take note of -the messy hair, the bright green eyes, the scar- it's her voice he points out first. FemHarryxMatt

Prowl received the first of Optimus' transmissions but missed the second. Seeing a Prime in flight is the least of the surprises awaiting him on Earth.

"What's Mine Is Mine and What's Yours Is Mine." Hiro and Tadashi's everything belong to each other. A collection of my smut/fluff requests from tumblr. Legit Hidashi, so beware! Will have AUs and Kinks.

The first and most important memory velociraptors have is the very first face they see. It's the same one they will trust for the rest of their lives. One-shot

House déclare son amour à Wilson comme un homme se doit de le faire : entre la pizza et la bière.

Il m'a offert son cœur et il bat maintenant dans ma poitrine, à l'unisson avec le mien. Et je lui ai pardonné, comme il m'a pardonné. Hannibal. Grâce au dieu Baal. Faim de chair. Soif de sang. Être amoral. (Spoiler saison 3)

Owen knew what people whispered when they thought he wasn't listening. That he was crazy for trying to train Velociraptors. He's starting to believe them.

"Owen Grady was being attacked by raptors. And he was enjoying it." Who knew that dinosaurs loved cookies so much, and who knew that Owen could love his raptors so much?

"He is not afraid of her tiny frame, though he should be with his utter lack of defense." Blue meets Owen Grady. One-shot.

For Blue, only one power proved stronger than body and blood. (Written for 'The Hostile Takeover' forum's "Family" Theme Writing Challenge. Rated "T" for moderate blood and gore.)

Owen had lived through the traumatic events for the hand designed killing machine of a dinosaur; watched the close of the park and then ultimately decided that he shouldn't leave. He still had some family left to take care of.

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

100 prompt-based drabbles split into five chapters. Sena-centric. Shin, Kakei, Akaba, Karin, and Hiruma x Sena. #92 Innocence: "Big doe-brown eyes would be the death of him, really." COMPLETE

A l'occasion d'un projet monté par Hagrid, Harry a la possibilité de pouvoir mieux connaître une créature magique, son mode de vie, ainsi que sa culture. Slash!

Set after ROTF. Contains All Spark!Sam. Jetfire's sacrifice in Egypt sets a prophecy in motion that will change Sam's life forever. Megatron is after him (again) but this time because Sam is the living All Spark. Megatron isn't the only one after him. A new organization that is similar to Sector Seven is after him as well. Sam/OP.

"Cybertronian Culture and Biology One-Oh-Why: How to survive learning about alien habits, anatomy and society. Warning: Understand 'survival' as 'to continue to live', not as 'to remain healthy, happy and unaffected in spite of some occurrence'." Or, "how Spike Witwicky learned about Cybertronian and managed to mentally scar them all for life."

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Sam and Bumblebee have been in a relationship for several years. The world is at peace, the decepticons have not been heard or seen of, and the Autobots live with the humans happily. Doesn't mean that Sam doesn't have other horrors to face-like his parents meeting his boyfriends 'family' and him having to reveal that he is actually dating a large alien robot. Jus cuz I can.

Sam's life begins to look up when the next threat begins to appear and he is placed in yet another strange predicament. Sector Seven is back for one last try at figuring the secrets behind alien lifeforms and they discover history lost even to the Autobots. And how is the world going to take alien robots at their door? Games are changing and something has to give. OptimusxSamXBee

Written for a prompt: Sherlock's return to Baker Street triggers a recurrence of the eating disorder John developed as a child.

Please read "Things We Don't Tell Humans" before you read the scenes within, otherwise you will spoil the story, or be lost. These are all the tidbits that wouldn't fit in with the rest of the story, or that hit me after I'd already published a chapter. Spoilers for TWDTH, and NEW! Spoilers for TF4. BIG Spoilers for that one.

Even with moving, Buzz snapping out of his Space Ranger daydreams, and Andy rediscovering his love for his former favorite toy, Woody was still the one who had changed the most.

Three years is nothing to a Cybertronian, but an eternity to a human. Sam isn't over the events caused by Sentinel's betrayal and wishes he could have done something more. It helps that Primus agrees with him. Post-DotM. Check out the sequel, i hate snow!

AU: Everything's the same except there are soul mates and Shin is secretly a Casanova. To Sena at least.

After a long day at school, Sam Witwicky couldn't wait to get back to Bumblebee. The pair quickly go on a long drive to spend some quality time alone together. Car!Bee/Sam.

They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?

When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.

this a never ending drabble collection, some may get turned into stories, some may not if you want one just ask. If you want to adopt a drabble and make it your own story then by all means go ahead.

C'est bizarre... lança Wilson après un long silence bienveillant. Toutes ces étoiles qui n'existent même plus. Elles sont mortes depuis des centaines d'années et nous ne le savons même pas. House tourna son marshmallow grillé en le rapprochant doucement des braises brûlantes. C'est mieux que de ne pas être vu du tout, je suppose.

When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.

OS. Ce n'est pas la première fois qu'Hannibal vit ce genre de choses, mais c'est probablement la première fois qu'il le vit comme ça. /!\ Rapport sexuel entre homme, SLASH, Hannigram. Enjoy !

R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.

Title from Rammstein! Harry Potter-Black works at the Jeffersonian, is a special agent with the highest clearance, and a complete mystery to Booth; who spends way more time than he should pondering just why everyone seems to adore the Charming Brit!

Sena, no matter what who he is or what he does, inevitably attracts the attention of certain men, all of whom share one common thing: a love for American Football. AU where Sena is a masseur. Shounen-ai, with no specific pairing. Sena-centric. ON HIATUS.

That was usually how Shin went about things. And Sena gets swept up in his rhythm, though he doesn't even try to fight it. AU where Shin and Sena live together despite attending different universities. One-shot/drabble-esque. COMPLETE.

Advent challenge of 25 fics of Optimus/Sam. Chapter One: Road trip. Optimus and Sam ride together on a road trip. Optimus harasses Sam with audio books and Sam learns to like them.

Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.

How do you save a fish from drowning?

Nick reports in to Captain Renard... on top of the big, roomy desk. (M/M slash. Semi-public/office sex. Pretty much a PWP [sorry?]. Rated M; mature content and language).

A collection of shorts with various characters in multiple Shepard-verses. Each can be read alone, but many can be connected in a minor storyline. Relativly spoilerfree

There are many colours, Bumblebee wasn't sure if he had ever seen so many on one planet. Yet, each and every one of them, made him feel so different.

L'homme est endormi dans la fourrure de ses bêtes, leurs têtes lui font un collier de poils de différentes longueurs, de différentes couleurs ; ça a le lion des portails de manoir, la fougue plumeuse des oiseaux rois. Quelques chiens ont les yeux ouverts sous des cils blonds, roux, bruns. Les mêmes cils en peignes fins ourlent la peau transparente des paupières de leur maître.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

The aftermath of a successful attempt at time-travel. Aizen is dead, but there are still plenty of upcoming challenges that Ichigo and his companions must face. Sequel to Hogyoku ex Machina; does not fully comply with Bleach canon after the Deicide arc.

"Mais bon sang, écoute-moi deux secondes, c'est pas lui qui t'a sorti des décombres, c'est pas lui qui s'est sali les mains dans tes tripes ! Il t'a pas traîné jusqu'au motel, il t'a pas recousu le bide ! Il t'a laissé en plan, Dean ! Il t'a laissé tomber, ton putain d'ange gardien."

Series of drabbles containing Various MalexSena. Based on song by Lustra 'Scotty Doesn't Know' Rated M for safety.

[SPOILERS saison 8 - Purgatoire - Destiel explicite] "Il me semblait avoir été très clair, Benny. Cas' et moi c'est un lot 2 en 1, promotion exceptionnelle, à prendre ou à laisser. Si l'ange passe pas, l'humain non plus, c'est comme ça. Je préfère rester ici pour toujours que partir sans lui. Capiche ?"

A series of short and sexy chapter-ettes, detailing the life and times of Jack and Tyler. Loosely based both on the book and the movie. Rated for smut, JackXTyler

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

About Sam Witwicky and the Cybertronians as they interact in a world that is changing. Xeno, Male/Non-gender Species, some have little plot.

Response to a Prompt on TFBunnyFarm on LJ: In which Sam is the Doctor under the Chameleon Arch. Time is not exactly a straight progression of cause and effect. It's more of a big ball of Timey Whimey, Wibbly Wobbly... Stuff... Non-Linear one-shots.

He was gone. After 17 years, Woody and Andy had finally parted their ways. However, Woody will soon have to face how his best friend's departure had truly affected him. What could Buzz do to tear him away from misery? And is Andy really ready to move on?

HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.

On the search for the Allspark, it takes Bumblebee about 500 years longer to find earth. It is a very desolate planet he finds.

After the battle of Mission City, the Autobots remain on Earth to protect humans. Bumblebee stays with Sam and the others go on to form NEST with the military. Collection of short stories that take place at varying times in the ROTF movieverse.

Current one-shot, possible two-shot. Just little moments that may possibly find a home in the universe of a story that I haven't posted just yet. Rue/Prowl friendship, Rue/Jazz friendship, Sunny/Sides/Cato/Clove friendship. No pairings as of yet. Warnings: Possible spoilers, mischievous humans and mechs alike, time skips. Rated T just in case of future violence. Please R&R.

Poor crazy narrator. Tyler is back and he's putting some things into perspective. Rated M for possible future chapters.

During the Third World War, all records of alien contact were lost. But contact with Cybertron is resumed when the USS Constellation is attacked. On the ship is Lieutenant Sam Witwicky. AU StarTrek crossover post DOM

" I am not some beaten down housewife with the alcoholic boyfriend and cat that sleeps on my feet at night. I'm not abused. And I don't want a cat, even if I do like cats better than dogs." - The misunderstandings of others.

During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.

Perhaps a slightly overused prompt: Woody's thoughts as he watches Andy drive away. But I just had to join the bandwagon! One-shot.

Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.

Lionel et Bertie ont eu une altercation violente...

"The Witwickys were human."

Sitting in his car and watching Bonnie with all his old toys, Andy can't help but reflect on how much they had meant to him.

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Sam tries spying on what Bee wants for Christmas. Bee left puzzled and annoyed by the secretive Sam, he turns out to be more than.. Friendly. Sam/Bee Oneshot, Rated M for a purpose. Happy holidays!

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

Yet another prompt fill from tvd hiatus: "Mikael, Henrick - it's his youngest that he's closest to."

Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.

Holoforms look and feel real. So do the clothes they wear. Random idea, crack! Possessive/crushing Bumblebee on Sam.

You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:

Bumblebee likes to move places while Sam is in the store. Sam complains, and Epps decides to do him a favor. By kidnapping him. Jazz helps, Barricade gets a laugh, and Miles annoys. Sidestory to The Change, and A list made by Sam and Epps

One of the best things about having a car that could drive itself was on long road trips was that you could sleep in the back. *Slash* Bumblebee/Sam, Bumblebee/Sam/Optimus Holoforms.

A series of oneshots/drabbles based on the characters and their various pets. All fics Male/Sena!

A sequel one-shot. What if Moses had done something rather daring, in defiance and selfish and just before events that would have been unforgivable? One can wonder.

Expanded drabble. Sam has a secret, Sunstreaker finds out and does something about it. What secret? Hint, read the title. Or the story. I found it amusing, but that's just me. Maybe you have a dif. opinion. Yes, my summary sucks. T for safety. Sum.edited

Sequel to Owls and Larks. ROTF AU: Evil resurrected, living myths, powerful artifacts, possessions and...space herpes? Sam was so not ready for this crap. Sam/Bee. Slightly rewritten due to Dark of the Moon.

Human bodies are so very delicate. It only makes sense that the Autobots pay close attention to their fragile friends. A collection of drabbles on Autobots' thoughts towards humans.

After another one of Wheeljack's projects blow up Sam and Miles are trapped inside with the offlined scientists. They decide to pass the time by making sexual innuendos concerning the Cybertronians. Rated M for safety

DotM 'verse, by Eowyn77. The conversation between Sam and Optimus on the launch pad and its consequences, as seen through Optimus' optics.

One month after DOTM, Sam comes to check on Optimus and confront him about something that's been bothering him. No slash, big spoilers for DOTM. Rated in case. One shot.

Some people get the best summer jobs. Simulacra'verse; follows "Antarctica."

Bumblebee couldn't really define what humans meant when they said perfect. In his lifetime, he thought he had seen many perfect things, yet he hadn't really seen any until he came to earth.

As Andy drives away, he sees something in Woody that he just can't forget. Final scene of TS3 continued. Contains Spoilers.

Summary: Sam decides to spend his summer at his parents, yet when Bee doesn't immediately greet him, Sam senses that something's wrong. SLASH. Fluff. Bee/Sam. Holo!bee too. Le one-shot.

In a distant future, the war has ended and the All Spark restored to Cybertron. Bumblebee pays a visit to Sam, and remembers the events leading up to his sacrifice.

Someone had to ring up Lionel to tell him the King wished to see him again.

Traduction de la fiction anglaise de GenkaiFan. Harry en a assez de voir sa réputation être mise en pièces et décide d'agir!

A sort of 'what if' story. If only Rameses had listened to reason.

Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.

50 sentences about the pairing that doesn't get enough love: Sam and Barricade. -2007-

Lionel takes note of Bertie's state of dress.

Lionel tells the story of the only other man he has been with. High PG-13/Low R rating.

Lionel and Bertie sneak off together in the middle of the day for a nice rest. Schmoop warning!

Several kink drabbles that feature Lionel on top.

At the bottom of the world, discoveries come to light.

Sam and Optimus look for things they've lost.

Sam Witwicky needs a distraction. Harry Potter unknowingly performs magic in front of a certain pair of trouble-making Autobot twins. Perhaps Sam shouldn't have opened his mouth.

A single moment can change everything. Nothing will ever be the same for him and he knows it. How far can the mind and spirit go before both break? No one wants to find out but they might have to.

Sam just needs a little attention. Is that so much to ask? An AU of my 'Experiments In Human Nature' universe. Bumblebee/Sam/Sideswipe

Owls and Larks/Rising Sun, Falling Star Universes: In the interest of inter-species cooperation and so we don't kill each other before the Decepticons have a chance to, I have written this list of useful rules.

A collection of short one-shots of how Sam and Bee meet through alternate universes. Chap 3: Avatar: Last Airbender crossover. Avatar: Legend of Sam: A strange Avatar for an even stranger destiny.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

When Humanity tries to double-cross their Cybertronian guests, Sam is forced to make a difficult choice.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Was it pathetic that, despite his growing body, he still felt a heavy tie to the sheriff doll? His lanky limbs flowed over Andy's palms, except for one tiny, plastic hand that has somehow linked itself to his owner's finger.

Sequel to Aporia. A struggle of possession over Sam and a cloud of suspicion hanging over Bumblebee has the pair scrambling to stay together. With their allies across the galaxy at war, they fight to keep hold of their fragile 'Happily Ever After'.

There was a reason, that the Autobots, though amused by the vast majority of human science fiction, absolutely despised The Matrix.

Movieverse, oneshot. Sam, Bumblebee, and a talk of souls and beginning's end.

One random thought leads to another and soon it has even got Sam thinking. Sam muses on a curious trait all his robotic friends seem to share.

The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.

Humans don't live forever and no one knows that better then Bumblebee...

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

When able their time was spent together. Basking in love. Fifty thousand moments that would always be remembered. Fifty thousand ways to say 'I love you.' Fifty thousand words about them.

Bumblebee shows Sam the delights of his new home. From the stars, to the most unsual thing of Cybertron, the fireflies.

No one could explain the extraordinary luck that seemed to follow the mech around like a particularly affectionate puppy. Non-slash.

Sam has taken something that doesn't belong to him, now that its owner has come for it he is going to teach Sam a lesson about taking things that aren't his. Highly rated for my normal dirty mind.

Optimus drags Sam out into the middle of no where to play a game but is there more to this children's game then the Prime is telling him?

Bumblebee never knew where he come from, only that he was the lone survivor of one of the biggest mass slaughters Cybertron had ever seen. The last youngling to be born of the Allspark…

2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.

Bee knew this day would come; he just hadn't expected it to be so soon. Character death, SAD fic. Hints at Sam x Bee SLASH. Please read and review! Now a TWO-SHOT.

Starts off pre-series, will go to the Christmas Bowl. Kobayakawa Mihae wants to help Sena make some friends, so she tries the only way she knows how. Setting up play-dates.

A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...

SLASH! Barricade is dispatched to earth with the mission of retrieving information. A glitch in his systems makes completing the mission difficult if not imposible. Cade/Sam. Rating might change to M later.

Bee was impossible to ignore, in any form. As the beautiful yellow Camaro, Bee turned heads. As a giant robot, Bee was always going to attract attention. And while not technically a form, Bee’s hologram was, let’s face it, downright sexy. BeexSam slash.

With the arrival of Autumn the leaves upon the trees soon begin to change into the magical colours of the fall, which prompts Sam and Bumblebee to go out and see nature’s wonders for themselves. Major fluff warning!

When Sam receives curious dreams from the AllSpark, he realises he has an important task to carry out. However, it seems he may need help from one of the Decepticons, and if he is unwilling to give it, Sam may be forced to take it…

The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.

Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.

A series of unrelated oneshots centred around Sam Witwicky. WARNING: These are all single, self contained stories thst do NOT lead into each other. If you try to read them as one story, you will get confused.

Sam and Bumblebee have a deep dicussion about the orgins of sparks and the concept of the soul, this however reveals some unpleasent truths that were prehaps better left unsaid. Something that Bumblebee knows he is powerless to protect Sam from.

Despite having Bumblebee as a protector, Sam is still vulnerable to Decepticon attack within the halls of his university. Steps are taken to minimize this. Follows on from The Language of After

MOVIEVERSE SamxBumblebee SEQUEL TO COMBUSTION. After the struggles of the last few weeks, Sam and Bumblebee think they have finally escaped and can live their lives in peace. But with 3 different factions after them, their time and choices are running out

After a certain point, freaking out at changes just becomes passe.

Their first few months of living with humans lead to several educational moments. Mostly for Bee who can't figure out why Sam seems to be coughing so much!

This story takes place after ROTF: Earth’s death rattle was loud and clear to Sam....Complete.

Sam has had to deal with some devastating news, Bumblebee reminds Sam, he will always be there for him, no matter what. Songfic, A frienship story between a guardian and his charge.

MovieVerse The Decepticons found the Witwicky family when Sam was only eight. What kind of life do you live when you've been raised by an Autobot named Bumblebee?

Sequel to Inked. Bumblebee couldn’t help but feel humbled and honored...Complete.

One-shot, takes place in the Owls and Larks Universe but after ROTF: It was his body, after all. He could do what he liked with it, damnit. Complete.

Sam gets a birthday gift from Bumblebee, inscribed with Cybertronian runes. His guardian won't tell him what they mean, but Sam is determined to find out. Sam/'Bee, oneshot

On a hot summers day, whats better than getting a little wet?

07Movie, not 09 compliant, complete. Through questions of who you’ve been, who you are, and who you are becoming, Bumblebee and Mikaela try to reclaim a companion.

When Optimus calls Sam to the Autobot Base, he has no idea that his life, already changed, is about to change yet again. Oneshot. WARNING: REVENGE SPOILERS!

As the waters of the Nile rise, Rameses is filled with dread. He is tormented by dreams of the gods, but prayer offers him no respite. Moses notices and tries to comfort him. Slash, Rameses/Moses.

Collection of my ES 21 short fic: yaoi, gen, het, etc. See individual heading on each piece for specific information.

Is the truth worth losing someone you love? Ramemes' thoughts on Moses. Slashy undertones.

WARNING: Slash! OneShot Sena/Shin As far as Sena was concerned, there was tackling, and there was downright lingering.

Shin and Sena get into quite the predicament at the park, then they move to Shin's dormitory and the fun begins. Rated M for a REASON! ShinSena. TakamiSakuraba 2nd chap only . YAOI

#5 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - The Autobots would do anything in their power to protect and care for Sam but what will they do when they face an enemy they can't not fight.

Having managed to finagle Sam into going out with the Twins, Bumblebee can start working on his Valentine’s gift for Sam. I know it's early, but who cares? Oneshot. SamxBee.

Soundwave informs Starscream that he will only accept Starscream’s right to lead the Decepticons if he kills the slayer of Megatron. Starscream accepts this, after all, how hard can it be to kill one little squishy?

MovieVerse The light offers protection from the dark, it illuminates the path before us and helps us find our way when we fall.

Barricade is lonely, and is jealous when he sees the affection Bumblebee gets from Sam. He decides he wants the same thing, and sets out to get it.

Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.

Complete, MovieAU. He fell in love with humanity in general, and Witwicky and Banes in particular, the first time he ever saw the two. The two soldiers had raced through the shattered streets in a stolen blue truck, laughing in voices high and howling...

Oneshot, complete. Suzaku/Lelouch. It has been more than a decade, and at long last, Suzaku is free of the mask. His heart, however, will never be free of his King. Post-R2 25, spoiler warning.

Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”

Oneshot, G1. Thundercracker is haunted by the ghosts of the humans he’s killed. They don’t know that they’re dead, and they want him to let them go home.

G1, Dystopian AU. As an act of defiance, the North American human resistance took on names of the Autobots, the ‘mythical’ enemies of the Decepticons. They were less than impressed when their namesakes finally arrived, more than one hundred years later.

Being alone on Earth with Barricade puts Starscream in an embarrassing position. Unable to trust Barricade with his needs, Starscream turns to the other potential solution – an unwitting Sam Witwicky. Warning: CRACK ALERT!

Decepticon ranks are a glitch. That's fine: so is Descendant ... a silent mechanical ghost of a human who lived a vorn ago. Is he a machine, or a monster - and is there even a difference? Decepticon!Sam. Follows "The frumious Bandersnatch"

-07 movie- Vorns of being frozen can do strange things to a mech. Being frozen in ice, crawled over by meat-ants, and pulled apart and dissected can do even worse. Sam's courage shines, and robots like shiny things. Dystopian AU, mech!Sam the hard way

Complete. Oneshot series, semi-crossover with Golden Compass. 9: Optimus; But while they could almost visualize the dæmons of their intergalactic friends, Optimus’ remained hidden inside him. Optimus was an enigma.

#4 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - Sometime sitting on the porch with a glass of lemonade can change your life.

Sam wakes up the day after his 18th birthday to find himself in the last place he wants to be. Then he remembers how he got there.....

Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.

traduction de Fyrie. Lucius Malfoy, c'est rien qu'un gros maladroit. Et maintenant Harry va devoir partir en congé maternité. Et crotte alors. Tremblez, je traduis de l'humour. Encore. mpreg, un poil de slash à la fin, humour pas toujours fin mais drôle

Tyler/Narrator slash *you got warned* Jack just always thought that Tyler would pick him over Project Mayhem.

To help Taki get the girl of his dreams, Sena must pretend to be a girl to get close to her. And where does Shin come into this? Yaoi, Het and sort of Yuri if you count Sena in ribbons

Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.

The Autobots learns a very important lesson about Earth women and why it's best not to disagree with them. This is story #3 'If Things Had Been Different' series.

After ten years in space with the Autobots, Sam comes home to find that some things have changed.

Several years into the future, the war still continues between Autobots and Decepticons, and through it all, life goes on, and Sam is keeping a secret.

Barricade decides he’s going to get his own back on Bumblebee for the aftwhupping he was given when he first menaced Sam. He intends to hurt Bumblebee by hurting Sam. To get close to Sam, he needs a new alt form. The same one as Bumblebee....

Isn’t it odd how easily a simple touch can be misconstrued? Bumblebee’s reaction to Sam’s caress is misread by Sam. Sam’s reaction is misread by Bumblebee. They both fear their friendship is lost, but does that mean their bond is for naught?

Sequel to 'If Things Had Been Different' Sam asks some very important questions and one truly unexpected one.

[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.

*Sam/Bee* Sam told Bee of his feelings in a message, and the Autobot is quick to give a call to his human. Two boys, one phone... you do the math ;P

Movie 2007 At the end of the movie everyone lived happily ever after at least until the next movie but what if something unexpected happened?

A set of fifty sentences inspired by fifty words. 2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric

MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.

TylerNarrator slash. You wonder what it would be like, being deaf, having to read off of Tyler's lips everything he has ever said. Having to look at that split and bruised and tantalizing mouth forever.

This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. NarratorTyler slash. Bookbased.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

SLASH. The Narrator rides the bus in the middle of the night, and guess who gets on? AU fic in which Tyler is a real person.

A short vignette, from Tyler's point of view. It's about control, dominance, and the want to consume- that's love, no? (PG for kiss and sort of slash... only it isn't, is it.)

Sometimes being a medic is more than making repairs. And luck definately has a place in the repair bay

The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!

Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE