The Cypress Scholar
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Joined 02-18-05, id: 761173, Profile Updated: 11-06-11
Author has written 15 stories for Harvest Moon, Black and White, Discworld, Blackadder, South Park, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy VII.

Name: The Cypress Scholar

Gender: Male

Age: "I was so much older then, but I'm younger than that now"

Influences:

Bob Dylan, F. Scott Fitzgerald, William Shakespeare, Arthur Miller, Tennessee Williams, Allen Ginsberg, Arthur Rimbaud, Jack Kerouac, Ken Kesey, Joseph Heller, Anton Chekov, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Franz Kafka, Keats, Byron, Shelley, Poe, etc, etc.

Currently Writing:

The Dark Secret of Rick: in 2003 love is pretty well expressed (or lotsa free-wheelin' fucking in its less kid-friendly version if the full white-wedding and suburb lifestyle isn't to yer likin'), but rick kinsey of mineral town, usa, finds a way to break another boundary and falls for his wood-nymph sister, popuri. what follows is a tale that eats out middle-class respectability from inside its dark, rotting heart.

The Naked Jew: young teenager in the suburbs leading the american apple-pie and flag-wavin' dream fucks the prom queen by day, but has his yankee masculinity teased into full spartan blossom by back-slidin' no-good kid from beyond the rusty tracks, one kenny mccormick. tension and introspection under the stars and walkin' face down to the blank roads in the pale morning light ensue.

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and there a weird dog goes dead by an awesome blossom reviews
...in which Snake ages and Otacon worries. Pre-MGS4 but no spoilers.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2008 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
Only Then by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Adultery. One word. One sin Muffy knew that try as she might, she couldn't ignore, despite how perfectly Jack lied to her. But sometimes we're forced to admit that it's not so much the sin that's wronged us, but how we've wronged ourselves. AWL, oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Muffy, Gustafa - Complete
The Color Green by The-Music-of-hands reviews
I'm jealous of everytime she gives a smile to him, because for one second, he's receiving my whole world. xSeries of One-shotsx
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008
If Only They Knew by 4thL reviews
Any HM; AnyonexAnyone. He wished she felt the same for him, and she wished nothing more but the same exact thing.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
High Score: 1917 by Laszlo Korossy reviews
A Marxist critique of Tetris.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Always the Same by Gariand reviews
ONESHOT. How do you tell the one you love when you can barely say more than your own name?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Timmy, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The New Life by iterica reviews
Follow Jessica as she goes into a new phase of her life... as a farmer. Read and please review!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,662 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006
For what end shalt thou live? by unwinding fantasy reviews
He's a hero. She's a queen. He's left behind. If only there was a villain to blame. [Zidane x Dagger, onesided Blank x Zidane][Complete]
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zidane T., Blank - Complete
Chick Magnet by Ekoaleko reviews
Pun intended. An entirely stupid oneshot my mind concocted at three in the morning. It’s called Harvest Moon, not Harvest Villagers. What’s up with all these peoplestories anyway? No love for chickens? Rated T for chicken cuss and sexual chicken desire.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Adoration by Jay Bird12 reviews
Falling in love with a player only gets you heartbreak in the end. The story of one girl and the farmer who broke her heart.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007
The Song of the Warrior by Hyroo Himolil reviews
An epic story following Ulfrin, a Norse warrior, as he fights alongside his gallant warband in defense of his homeland against the Roman invasion.
Total War series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2007
Strange Bedfellows by Lyrastar reviews
It is said that politics makes strange bedfellows, and surely war is the strangest politics of all. HawkeyeTrapper slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Title Unknown by kelley28 reviews
I just needed to get the ink in my fountain pen flowing, and I got this story. JackXAnn. This should be the best thing I ever wrote.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2006
You're Stupid' Means 'I Love You' by StarrNight reviews
Cute oneshot of MayXStu. May tells Stu how she feels, without saying anything.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - [May, Stu] - Complete
Contest by Chocolatheque reviews
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Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Moments in Time by taitofan reviews
Every couple has their little moments in time that belong to them and them alone. Gunmen and robotic cats are no exception.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Cait S., Vincent V.
Dormant Beauty by Chicken Yuki reviews
Everyday I go the the Chicken Farm, I see her all cute and childish. I never saw much out of her beyond that, until one day.... Jack X Popuri
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
It's Okay To Think About Ending by Devilish Kurumi reviews
[Kinda onesided MarcusBlank, onesided BlankZidane] After the play, the Prima Vista sails forward, even if some people are still looking back.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Blank, Marcus - Complete
Dancing in the Moonlight by Pocketface reviews
Just a little KennyxKyle songfic. Kyle wants to dance in the moonlight and Kenny joins him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Beer The Rewrite by DarkBaralai reviews
The second series episode 'Beer' rewritten from Percy's point of view and with slash. Yep, you heard, slash. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for later chapters. Maybe.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2006
All That I Can See by Ghost in the Machine reviews
Civilization II: The in game perspective of Hannibal, the immortal ruler of the Carthaginian empire over nearly six thousand years. A dialogue free writing experiment. May not be for everyone.
Civilization Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
IceCream by Sorrow Personified reviews
(Lolita) Humbert, Lolita and Charlotte enjoy an ice-cream on a summer's day. "But still, Humbert is second fiddle to her ice-cream, as sour and unripe those strawberries may be."
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/8/2004
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Nights Beyond the Tracks reviews
"I loved her. I loved him too. I wanted them both desperately, but I had to choose only one...the harsh grey light of tomorrow was fast approaching...how soon it was, how so very soon..." KylexKenny, KylexBebe, KennyxKelly. Other pairings also.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Red Star Over Midgar
Cloud's hoarse voice rang out across the desolation, "Comrades! There's no need to be confused, frightened or hungry anymore! We will put an end, once and for all, to hunger, poverty and exploitation! Here, in Midgar, we will build communism!" Very AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Dark Secret of Rick reviews
After a year away from home, Rick returns to find that he has become obsessed with his beautiful younger sister. How will he be affected by this and how far will he go to hide his terrible secret? Onesided RickxPopuri. Other pairings also.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Rick, Popuri
Playboy Farmer reviews
Jack may have been a promising farmer, but he never had any sense of discretion, especially when it involved women. Jackx? Oneshot. Ultrashort drabble.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Blue reviews
When the worst comes to the worst, sometimes a good friend needs to lend a helping hand. But at what cost? PopurixAnn. Femmeslash. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
The Beach reviews
Rick wonders where Popuri has gone on her travels with Kai. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Always the Same reviews
It was always the three of them together, floating quietly in the warmth of the night. It was never for pleasure. It was out of necessity, to convince yourself that you weren't alone." SquallxZellxSelphie. Threesome. Angst. Oneshot
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Squall L., Selphie T. - Complete
The American Dynasty reviews
In 2007, Jack Walker begins work on a farm in Mineral Town. Seventy five years later, the army lands on the island to finally deal with the last of his descendants. How did this state of affairs come about?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007
Apocalypse When? reviews
Nuclear war ravages the world, leaving only Mineral Town left. Jack wants to rule the town. With Cliff, a downtrodden servant, Popuri, a giggling bimbo and May, an eight year old supervillain, what could go wrong? Everything!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 2/21/2005
Knight in Shining Armour reviews
Karen muses on being dumped by Kai, his ironic turnabout and regrets over previous impulses. KarenKai KarenRick. Drabble.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Sighs of a Summer Night reviews
Oneshot. Jack is still in love. Popuri isn't. How does she explain herself to him? Jack x Popuri and also possible, possible implications of Popuri x Ann, although it's up to you to decide. R&R please.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Miracles Can Happen reviews
While watching Lillia's progress on a warm summer night, Zack lets slip more to Jack than he intended. Read what you will into it. ZackLillia. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Tricks and Sport reviews
Blackadder II: Lord Percy is interested in Bob. Implied, sort of slash. Drabble.
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Letter to a Queen reviews
PostMaskerade. Granny writes to Magrat to tell her how she feels about the latter becoming Queen and giving up witching. Not really angst, but not really anything else. Please RR.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006
Altruistic Madness reviews
Entrox is the god of Utopis, a perfect land. When a star falls from the sky, the land changes for the worse. How can Entrox reconcile his unswerving pacifiscm with the need to take action against this unstoppable threat? Rated for violence and language.
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005