![]() Author has written 14 stories for D N Angel, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Harry Potter. Nickname: Kuyami (Kuya) Penname: Makurayami Ookami (Darkness Wolf) My Look on Life: Knowledge is Power but Instinct is Survival. Happiness is not the abscense of problems but rather the ability to deal with them. The enemy of your enemy is your ally. You forgive it and forget it, but you'll relive it and regret it. Quotes: My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole." When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. "I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference." "There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over." "My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time." "An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences" "Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over." Japanese Element: Fire Chinese Zodiac: Snake Please check out http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1396820/dpiloff profile *for some awesome stories. They are very well written and entertaining.* http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3789084/1/Possess_me This is an awesome story by Ciiah. Harry Potter is bored of... everything, it seems. What would they say, if Harry suddenly announced he didn't feel like stopping Voldemort? Because maybe he doesn't hate Voldemort as much as they think. Yaoi, LVHP. DarkHarry http:///eff/viewstory.php?sid=29295 Title is 'A Life of Lies' After being convicted of a crime he didn't commit, the Boy Who Lived finds himself in an Azkaban run by the death eater prisoners. Their leader and his cellmate, the infamous Lucius Malfoy believes he can show Harry the error of his ways. After suffering through the ministry's treatment of him, Harry may begin to see the benefits of going dark. AU AFTER BK 5 OotP BUT CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS FROM HBP .Its on HPFandom if you can't get through. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4957827/1/Promising_Submission Harry Potter, sick of the ministry of magic's corruption moves to St. Louis to learn how to live. Harry/Nathanial /Asher? Awesome story. D/s. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4912540/1/Sunday_Personals Sick of the way the wizarding world invades his personal life, Harry has decided to peruse the personal ad's in the Sunday edition of the Daily Prophet. Rating for later chapters, Contains HP/SS/CW & CW/DM in later chapters. BDSM. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4924413/1/ Dark and Light. He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash- *An amazing and awesome story. Love it.* Updated as of 04/15/14Below https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9308428/1/A-Taste-of-Heaven-in-HellSebastian, heads to London in search of a job as a Pastry Chef. He decides to apply to Ciel. Only to meet an impatient 20 year old owner, a snide Head Chef and a bubbly blond bartender who flirts with anything. Terrible things are bound to happen as the heat is turned up and fires are started. *A Kuroshisuji story. I fell in love. Haha.* https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8186071/1/Harry-Crow The Dursleys don't want their freak of a nephew in their home, so Vernon takes Harry directly from number 4's doorstep to Gringotts. What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. *An amazing story of how bigotry can be beaten.* https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7161848/1/893 Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out. *One of my personal favs of all time.* https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8743631/1/Lessons-from-a-God What happens when Loki decides to take the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Tony Stark in hand? Whether Tony is keen on the idea or not. *This has made me want to pull my hair out several times, but I love it.* Avengers Updated as of 03/11/16 Below https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5756718/1/Nobody-Cared 11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015 *Long chapters but very thought out and very unique. I loved it. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11689576/1/Raptor Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric! *Absolutely amazing https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11716236/1/Protection-The-Sword-and-the-Shield Lily Potter's sacrifice provided the shield but that was only part of the ritual. James Potter's sacrifice provided the sword. A knowledgeable super powered Potter heir enters the wizarding world and will shake it to its foundations. HARRY/HAREM & RON/HAREM & NEVILLE/HAREM *Very unique story. NEW IDEAS to be read https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8996023/1/Strings-of-Fate Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. *very good story |