Kaley D. Oscope
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Joined 02-18-05, id: 761253, Profile Updated: 07-31-08
Author has written 1 story for Card Captor Sakura.

Hello, everyone.

My current penname is Kaley D. Oscope because, to be completely honest, I find it very comical that the system let it through.

So far, I have written one short story...very short. A one-shot. Talk about writer's block. Mine has lasted three years with brief breaks in between. On-and-off relationship, you know.

I have been working on brainstorming, but I don't think I'm much for spontaneity when I write. So, if any of my writing seems overworked, please let me know. Either way, this "brainstorming" has brought me a couple of ideas which I should be posting up soon. Thus, if anybody is willing to give a chance to this struggling amateur writer, I would love some input. Thank you.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Insider by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Konoha Insider; gossip central of Fire Country's rich, famous, bitchy, and shameless. News just in; Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha caught on camera for your viewing pleasure! Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show; a tornado just met volcano. SasuFemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,812 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Tattered by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,806 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
Arrhythmia by VerbogenVerwogen reviews
"Claims to be asexual, never had a girlfriend, obsessed with cute blond lifelong male friend and hates said friend's girlfriend with a passion," Itachi listed off, looking thoughtful. "It's quite a mystery. We may have to call a detective."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Boots Are by VerbogenVerwogen reviews
Keep those boots on. You're sexy with them on. Mello/Matt. Gift!fic for Shaitanah.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Gate Keeper by Virgo Writer reviews
Agreement for dating Kinomoto Touya's Evil Camera Wielding Second Cousin on behalf of Daidouji Sonomi.I the undersigned, Hiragizawa Eriol henceforth known as the devil incarnate do hereby agree to comply with the following conditions on pain of death.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Corruption of Kanzaki Nao by Dagas Isa reviews
Nao and Fukunaga enter an adult toy store. Crack ensues.
Liar Game - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2009 - K. Nao, Fukunaga Y. - Complete
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,191 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Well Don't You Look Ridiculous by modalismodalism reviews
Twoshot. Mello is ridiculous and Matt is incredulous. Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Is an Alien by Her Sweetness reviews
Puberty is coursing through Matt's veins like a torrent. And the new boy, Mello, isn't making his troubles any easier. Matt x Mello. Shota. Canonish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ruin by Tierfal reviews
The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Records by Mikanis reviews
“It is November 30th, 2004. Final Records, interview number fourteen…Persona 1 of the 54 reclaimed by the Suspect Reassignment Program instituted by L Lawliet in the year 2000.” Roger sighed, and leaned back in his chair. L was really dead.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2008
Oh, Ladies and Gentlemen! by Pinboo reviews
.completed. “You can’t resist me, Daidouji-san. I am every girl’s ideal type,”... “Well, but you’re certainly not my type,”... “You’re just denying yourself, Daidouji-san,”
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,835 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
The Preciousness of Time by Deathly Noted reviews
11.27.2009: Matt is contacted by Mello and agrees to help him. 01.26.2010: Matt is killed by Kiyomi Takada's guards; Mello is killed by the power of Kiyomi Takada's Death Note. Read between the lines, but hurry - the clock is ticking. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Mello, Matt
The Red Leopard by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Mello takes Matt to a questionable club so they can hunt down an old mob boss. And there's a leopard behind the sofa that keeps giving Matt ideas.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Foiled Phonesex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Last Requests by Nanaki BH reviews
[MelloxMatt] One day left. Is there anything more? [Spoilers]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Just a Typical CCS Fic by CrossoverManiac reviews
Just a typical parody of a typical anime that has too many typical alternative universe fics where the characters do the same typical thing and seems to be anything and everything but what they were originally.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005
The Tomoeda Arcana by Arabidopsis reviews
On the eve of his departure to England, Eriol receives a visitor who asks him to stay. (Ultimately ExT, you have been warned.)
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,547 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D.
Blood Line by nikkihime reviews
Dedicated to KyteAura. Tomoyo had met a vampire Eriol who asked her to make him human once more. But how can tomoyo help her when destiny breaks them apart? Chap 12 Up July 3
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,416 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D.
The Sketchbook by jaded image reviews
[One-shot] Daidouji Tomoyo always had it with her, never letting anybody see the contents of her sketchbook. What exactly does she have to hide? ET
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Opposable Thumbs by Luc Court reviews
[Death Note]. A short, Raitocentric, set during L's time at school. Raito tries to figure out the nature of L's intelligence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Desolation Row by Chash reviews
Yes, I recieved your letter yesterday about the time the doorknob broke. When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke? (EriolTomoyo)
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H.
Bijin to Obake by syaoran no hime reviews
A historical romance wherein Eriol tries to tame the defiant Tomoyo amidst the national conflict in Japan. It was all in the name of challenge, but soon, Eriol realizes it is not anymore what he thought it was.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2002 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Something to Ask You by Chelle-sama reviews
Professor, I have a question...? SonomiFujitaka Now in a READABLE format! Yay!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Fujitaka K., Sonomi D. - Complete
Icebreakers by Suppi-chan reviews
Breaking ice, breaking patterns, learning new ways and new loves. Eriol and Tomoyo fall in love reluctantly. COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,563 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2001 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Something To Talk About by Suppi-chan reviews
Eriol is being stalked. By Tomoyo. Evile insues.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2001
I want to be your pillow reviews
Eriol ponders about the value of a pillow, and a trip to Neverland with Tomoyo helps him find his inner child. Onexshot. Edited.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete