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Joined 06-02-01, id: 76148, Profile Updated: 01-03-08
Author has written 6 stories for Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, West Wing, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Leviathan series.

Just your average everyday History/Art History Major who had no choice but get a job as a lifeguard at the local community college that paid $8/hour with a bunch of 18 year-old Mormons while living in my parents basement. Somewhere along the way, I started played college lacrosse, started and quit smoking, drank a lot of beer and rum, and and probably took a few to many pain pills. Somehow I found the time to take all the science classes needed to get into Medic School. Not medical school, I'm no a sadist and don't want to be a doctor. I want to run red lights, going 80mph down the streets of Baltimore while running a megacode. Greg House might be able to solve any case, but I can keep anyone alive for 60 minutes.

Just some fun places to go to on the internets

Gossamer - just about every single x-file fanfic ever written. this is why i didn't get straight As in high school
The National Library - one of the best West Wing archives around
Websukoku - sudoku rocks!
Keep to the Code - The offical message board of a great movie, or the greatest movie ever? (PotC)
Flikr - Look, I'm artistic!
Grabbing His Cane - The House/Wilson LJ...the love that dare not speak its name

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Tensile Strength by Lady Medusa Formalization reviews
The ties that bind Sheldon to Amy and Penny are put to the test
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 5,754 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Muggle Way by imjustaguy reviews
What if the Muggle World was not ignorant of what happens in the Wizarding World? MI5 and the Slayers have their own plans for dealing with Tom Riddle.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,330 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 7/31/2004
The Sparrow & The Swann by Pirate Gibberish reviews
Jack is dead. Or so everyone thinks. A veritable soap opera of love, hate, and pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
Release by Katica Locke reviews
Finished! After Bobby is accused of a horrible crime, it's up to Alex and the detectives of SVU to uncover the truth, however unbelievable it may be. Bobby&Alex, AU, CI&SVU crossover.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,476 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
Bounds of Freedom by mahc reviews
JED-ABBEY-ENSEMBLE 'Yin and yang. Give and take. The forces of life. Wasn’t that what it was all about, anyway' An alternate storyline for the China Summit
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,906 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Jed B., Abbey B.
Rainbow over Sunnydale by JoeB1451 reviews
(Complete)When the Initiative goes AWOL Buffy might need some help to stop them from opening the Hellmouth. (A Rainbow SixBuffy crossover.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,612 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Pleasure of the President by Indarae reviews
The First Daughter is missing, California’s collapsing, the Slayers are having dreams, the First Family is falling apart in the mix... and CJ broke her favorite mug. Can the Sunnydale crew keep the Bartlet administration afloat?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003
War Day by Murphdawg20 reviews
After a few months, I have finally added a new chapter about a nuclear attack on America. Sorry for the delay in adding new chapters.
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 5/2/2002
The Driving Menace by Lady Alyssa reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan give Yoda a lift. Episode 2 fic, but no spoilers
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2002
DtVS 3: The Agricultural Secretary's Revenge by Nomad1 reviews
You've read the sequel, now read the... um, trequel. Third in the 'Donna the Vampire Slayer' series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Buffy S., Donna M. - Complete
DtVS 2: Samwolf by Nomad1 reviews
The sequel to 'Donna the Vampire Slayer'.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Oz, Sam S. - Complete
Donna the Vampire Slayer by Nomad1 reviews
The first in the DtVS series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Buffy S., Donna M. - Complete
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Scottish Commoners reviews
If an English prince can marry a commoner from Scotland, why can't an Austrian Prince?
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Reactions reviews
Who would have thought that a spell with such good intentions would leave a world without hope? Xover with children of Men
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Buffy S. - Complete
The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is a man without fear, if the stories are to be believed which, honestly, they shouldn’t be, but please ignore that fact for now
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Dreams reviews
Dreams, sometimes they mean something, sometimes they are just plain weird
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Anagram Game reviews
Just killin' time...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/5/2001
Hard Questions reviews
Who ever wins is the president? Only its the question game? Sure, we'll go with that
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/5/2001