Author has written 3 stories for Phantom of the Opera.
Oooo... how pleasant of you to stop by this little profile of mine! I'd invite you to tea, but alas, I don't drink the stuff.
I created this account specifically for the purpose of leaving people feedback, as I'm not much of a writer myself, so forgive me if you were expecting something grander from my humble little oeuvre of Phantom of the Opera fanfics. But I really do love the whole concept of fan-fiction, and I think it's brilliant that so many talented writers exist out there that are capable of doing marvelous, fantastical things with characters that I've grown to know and love. Fanfiction has afforded me many pleasures, as well as many dear friendships, and I can't tell you how delightful it is to read stories involving love and cannibalism all in the same breath. Well done, sez I!
If you're here because I've reviewed something of yours (or an author you like) and you were curious as to what sort of pervert I am, then permit me to satisfy your curiousities by flatly stating that I am a pervert of the most self-serving kind. Angst is my passion... my pleasure... my love. I live off of that crack, in whatever way it comes. And while I deeply ADORE the darker, more sinister bits of fan-fiction out there, I've also been known to enjoy the occasional bit of well-written fluff. (Such a guilty pleasure.) For any and all specifics, just look to my favorites list. The BEST stuff on fan-fiction is there, as are the best authors.
If you're wondering why you or anyone was fortunate enough to receive one of my awesome reviews in the first place, it usually means one of two things:
1. Your story was either freakishly awesome or delightfully horrible, and I couldn't help myself.
2. I'm sleeping (or have slept with) the author.
Oh, and if you're here because you actually enjoyed one of the stories I've written (or it just offended you), please feel free to leave a comment or two as feedback is always lovely. Flames are not only accepted, they are nigh well encouraged!
The Useful Personality: (Completed) My very first little one-shot that, for reasons unknown, I had the audacity to post. Call it love for my subject matter.
So! Thank you all for wasting a few precious minutes of your life with me. I wish I could give them back to you...
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