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Joined 02-18-05, id: 761504, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
Author has written 3 stories for Phantom of the Opera.

Oooo... how pleasant of you to stop by this little profile of mine! I'd invite you to tea, but alas, I don't drink the stuff.

I created this account specifically for the purpose of leaving people feedback, as I'm not much of a writer myself, so forgive me if you were expecting something grander from my humble little oeuvre of Phantom of the Opera fanfics. But I really do love the whole concept of fan-fiction, and I think it's brilliant that so many talented writers exist out there that are capable of doing marvelous, fantastical things with characters that I've grown to know and love. Fanfiction has afforded me many pleasures, as well as many dear friendships, and I can't tell you how delightful it is to read stories involving love and cannibalism all in the same breath. Well done, sez I!

If you're here because I've reviewed something of yours (or an author you like) and you were curious as to what sort of pervert I am, then permit me to satisfy your curiousities by flatly stating that I am a pervert of the most self-serving kind. Angst is my passion... my pleasure... my love. I live off of that crack, in whatever way it comes. And while I deeply ADORE the darker, more sinister bits of fan-fiction out there, I've also been known to enjoy the occasional bit of well-written fluff. (Such a guilty pleasure.) For any and all specifics, just look to my favorites list. The BEST stuff on fan-fiction is there, as are the best authors.

If you're wondering why you or anyone was fortunate enough to receive one of my awesome reviews in the first place, it usually means one of two things:

1. Your story was either freakishly awesome or delightfully horrible, and I couldn't help myself.

2. I'm sleeping (or have slept with) the author.

Oh, and if you're here because you actually enjoyed one of the stories I've written (or it just offended you), please feel free to leave a comment or two as feedback is always lovely. Flames are not only accepted, they are nigh well encouraged!

The cookies:

The Useful Personality: (Completed) My very first little one-shot that, for reasons unknown, I had the audacity to post. Call it love for my subject matter.
Squids on a Theme from Phantom (Um...) Someday, I am bound to update this again. I've got pages and pages of nonsense written out for this, but I don't want to start updating until I have a better idea of how it's going to end. The last thing I want to do is write myself into a corner, screw up the plot, and "save" myself with an E/C sex scene that promptly ends everything. Even a giant squid deserves more dignity than that.
The Kind of Love that Gives You a Thrill: (Continuing) Some fluffy little one-shots that will hopefully melt your butter. Written as a companion piece to The Scorpion's Love of the Most Exquisit Kind, which is equally as disturbingly romantic. Or romantically disturbing. Hee.

So! Thank you all for wasting a few precious minutes of your life with me. I wish I could give them back to you...

x's and o's
phantomy-cookies

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A Solo For The Living by Tango1 reviews
The first kiss turned a ghost into a man. The second turned a girl into a woman. Two kisses, a ring, a backward glance: on such things do lives turn. In the real world outside the opera, two people struggle against themselves. EC, RC angst . WIP.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 203,190 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Erik, Christine
Love, Love, Love, That is the Soul of Genius by The Scorpion reviews
Seven 100-word dabbles from Erik's point of view. A brief glimpse into a tortured heart that could hold the whole world.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Erik, Persian/Daroga, Christine, Raoul - Complete
A History by Tragedy Tay reviews
She has gone by many names. Elphaba gen, mentions of Elphaba/Glinda and Elphaba/Fiyero.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
After Ever by Tragedy Tay reviews
Miss Elphaba Thropp, she is no more frightening to you than a hairbrush; the only alarming thing about her at all is her sense of vogue. Elphaba/Glinda
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Magic, Is It? by Tragedy Tay reviews
Elphaba's arms wrapped unconsciously around her, snug enough, if also clumsy and stiff. There is stubbornness in her grasp, and that is the most significant thing. Elphaba/Glinda.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Innocent by The Grasshopper reviews
COMPLETED. A dark, modern retelling of the original tale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,970 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
Believe by the elf in self regrets reviews
Elphaba and Glinda have a chance meeting in the Emerald City, about a year after Elphaba has left Shiz. Bookverse, GlindaElphaba slash. Updated: third and final chapter now up.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
The Ordinary Life by Elcie reviews
Leroux EC morbid romance. Erik does not let Christine go, but keeps her with him so that he may finally live the ordinary life he's always longed for. But little does he understand the sometimes ugly nature of the ordinary.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Buds Bursting Into Bloom by Chatastic reviews
What if the Phantom did not die after Christine left him? And what if he was able to love again? And what if that love arrived in Paris only weeks after the one and only performance of Don Juan Triumphant? And what if she was way cooler than Christine?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,476 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/11/2005
Tales from the Cesspool by Chatastic reviews
Musings and memories from Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes' most able biographer and associate.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Love of the Most Exquisite Kind by The Scorpion reviews
A collection of eight complete, very short portraits of Erik and Christine's love. Twisted as it could only ever be. EC fluff, Scorpion style!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Master Mason by The Scorpion reviews
After designing palaces for kings in the Middle East and before settling in Paris to construct the finest Opera House in Europe, Erik established himself in Belgium and built ordinary houses.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Erik
The Writing on the Wall by The Scorpion reviews
Someone has committed murder at the Opera in Christine's name, and she does not know which of her two jealous suitors is the more likely suspect.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Christine
In the Library by alittlefairytale reviews
Confrontation in the library. Glinda, Elphaba, Pfannee, Shenshen, and Milla.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Very Real Fear by fancy white trash reviews
Elphaba gives Glinda a much needed helping hand.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Beds of Amaranth by Chatastic reviews
Post 1989 POTO movie. A sequel or sorts. Or just the ravings of a cat's delusional mind.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005
An Expropriation by Chudley Cannon reviews
I thought I saw Elphaba once,' said Crope. An understanding of the friendship between Crope and Glinda, with elements of Elphaba x Glinda and Crope x Tibbett.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Angular by Chudley Cannon reviews
[Wicked] ElphabaGlinda in a series of POVs.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Elainie by The Scorpion reviews
A little bit of death washes up on Erik's shore and Christine soon develops a fixation that haunts her to the edges of madness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,091 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Week of Ill Repute by Chudley Cannon reviews
[WICKED FIC] Bookverse Takes place during Chapter 8 of Part II, when Glinda and Elphaba make the journey from Shiz to the Emerald City, which took more than a week’s time. This is what happened during. ElphabaGlinda
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,887 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004
If Only by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. Raoul shoots at two glowing stars that shine through his balcony window at night and quite soon regrets it. If only...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
The Nacken's Song by Gondolier reviews
First place in PFN's Halloween Morbidity Contest. Christine Daaé, Northern daughter, Flaxen locks and rosy face. Whispers tales her father taught her: Trolls and goblins, dolls and lace...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Paris After Midnight by Crimson Siyrean reviews
A vampire sets her sights on Christine, introducing her to her dark world. Realising her mistake, Christine takes refuge with the only person who may be able to help her but can she resist temptation...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004
The Beamy Golden Sunlight Rays of Angst by Vendetta Vertigo reviews
A beautiful, talented, and beautiful new dancer comes to the Opera Populaire. Can Erik resist her womanly charms? I'll give you a hint: no. ErikOC xCOMPLETE!x
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
Twisted, Every Sue by Deep Roller reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Locked Door by Gondolier reviews
Christine has difficulty reaching her angel, though he is just beyond the door...Confused? Well, that would make sense, as nothing is for certain in this tale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Return by MarieEri reviews
Upon taking ‘the northern railway-station of the world’ and settling in a land far from his own, Raoul comes to understand Christine’s need for her departed Angel of Music. Entry for a morbidity contest. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
The Lady in the Dark by Elcie reviews
My submission to the PFN morbid writing contest. Leroux based one-shot. After the final confrontation, Christine has left Paris with Raoul. She is waiting for news of Erik's death, but no news arrives...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Christine - Complete
Bodies on the Shore by Elcie reviews
COMPLETED! An EC Leroux based fiction. What if Christine did not have the resolve to approach Erik as his "living bride" when Raoul and the Persian are in the torture chamber. A huge thank you to all who read and especially to those who reviewed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,390 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Those crazy Phans by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After many years Christine returns to the the opera house to find it over run with Phans and Phanfic writers all attempting to get there favorite characters to play out their ideas.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
Gods and Their Creations by Zeech reviews
Instead of the "Down Once More" sequence, the Phantom is arrested, and Christine lives in regret as he is once again caged and humiliated. Written in a series of vignettes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Darkness Purged to Light by The Scorpion reviews
What if POTO had taken place in modern times and Erik was arrested and put on trial for his crimes? How would the modern world deal with Erik's sins? How would Erik deal with imprisonment after he let Christine go?...And Christine?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,848 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 12/17/2001 - Erik, Christine
Sepulchral Elegy by The Scorpion reviews
The Most Morbid Phic You'll Ever Read! Twistedly inspired by the eversosaturnine CD, The Phantom of the Organ. An indulgent probing of the deeper darkness of Erik's mind before, throughout, and then after the Christine saga.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Erik
The Suffering of Incapability by Chudley Cannon reviews
[WICKED FIC] Bookverse. The sad facts of one tumultuous relationship. ElphabaGlinda
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
Tea Solves Everything by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
He never told her how to unlock the door. And, a snap decision to leave ensured that they just missed each other. But he WOULD stay with her to eternity... he only wished he'd come sooner. EC semi morbid
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
The body by Crimson Siyrean reviews
From time to time Erik's disected men for academic curiosity, this time it's a woman. Takes place before he meets Nadir. Susan Kay based. Introspective and slightly morbid
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2004
Curses of The Siren by The Scorpion reviews
A twist of fate: Suppose everything for Erik and Christine had actually somehow ended happily ever after...But they say fate always has a way of asserting itself. It seems Erik's dream will never be more than Christine's nightmare.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Christine, Erik - Complete
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The Kind of Love that Gives You a Thrill reviews
The kind of love which people do not admit even to themselves! A collection of fluff shots, all deliciously EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
Squids On A Theme From Phantom reviews
The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Useful Personality reviews
What lurks within the catacombs of the Paris Opera? Based on Leroux's brilliant story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005