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Joined 02-19-05, id: 761672, Profile Updated: 06-21-08
Author has written 2 stories for Halo, and Naruto.

I'm going through a Naruto phase (four years and running!) so I don't think I'll continue the Halo fic sometime soon. I do have part of the chapter written (it's not very funny D:) but I'm focusing on other works.

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PERSONA! by Queen Sydon reviews
Behold a Japanese RPG about a bunch of high school teenagers who fight monsters and yell PERSONA! a lot. It's as interesting as it sounds. Now with 23 percent more Souji! Well, not really.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tales Of Stupidity by Luna-Starr reviews
A TOS parody. Kratos will always be better than you, Colette is a dumb blonde, Lloyd has the attention span of a gram cracker, Raine will carbon date anything and everything and poor Genis is the last of the sane.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,960 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 2/26/2006
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Tied Down by Lamar-vahnoi reviews
Sakura has visitors she wishes would just go away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shopping by IceCrome reviews
The Akatsukians go Grocery Shopping. And, as usual in every 'humor' story, some random crap happens. [First Prize winner]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Tea Party by VanityWantsYou reviews
The Akatsuki have a tea party! A mission goes awry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Watermelon Love! by Roxius reviews
Karin can't sleep so she shares a bed with Suigetsu, which results in an interesting sleepover for the both of them. SuiKa. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
New Year's Outbreak by Taito-Yamachi-lvr reviews
The Resident Evil Outbreak gang throws a party! Rated T for language. Everything is used but the f word. If you don't like profanity, look elsewhere.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005
Akatsuki Leader by Yami White Rain reviews
[crack. oneshot.] The Akatsuki leader is Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth Will Hurt by AdInfinitum reviews
Why, exactly, do those fire moves never work? Sasuke finds out the hard way. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Discarded KOTOR scene 5872 by crazyocelot reviews
Have you ever been trying to write a scene, and the characters just ran away with you? A silly scene involving some very uncooperative characters from KOTOR.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005
RE4: Infected w Dumbness by Luna-Starr reviews
the president's daughter has been kidnapped. They sent in Leon. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? Parody off re4, SPOILERS!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
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Why Orochimaru Quit Akatsuki reviews
The extremely short explanation on why Orochimaru decided to quit Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Orochimaru, Itachi U. - Complete
First Strike reviews
Parody of Halo First Strike. John is the emotional leader, Fred has problems and Kelly is Kelly. Watch as the Spartans battle the Covenant and maybe even each other.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006