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Joined 02-19-05, id: 761924
Author has written 7 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, and Harry Potter.

hey all,

My name is shipora but everyone calls me ship. I love to write and read. I hate flamers so please be kind to me and my stories. I can't wait to update my account but the site won't let me untill I've been here for 3 days! evil, evil people. Sooo here's some shit about me:

name: ship

age: 13

hair: black

eyes: they change

things that my fanfics are about: harry potter, JTHM, the outsiders, alice in wonderland

pairings I like: sirius/snape, sirius/harry, remus/snape, mr.eff/D-boy, nail bunny/eff, nail bunny/nny, twobit/dally, johnny/dally, mad hatter/ march hare, fred/gorge

yup I enjoy slash. I also enjoy it when people suddenly snap on the street and run around screaming that their jeely an't doin' well. yup I likes that alot.

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Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,212 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hush by Nightjar reviews
[AU, Slash] 'They made a mismatched pair when they sat together at every meal, Blaise coolly disregarding everyone in the room, and Harry bursting into bouts of hysterical, bubbling laughter at the most inappropriate times.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Bunny holes and Bad royalty by Mousewolf reviews
COMPLETLY REWRITTEN! Faery stories are often softened over the decades, 'for the little ones.' The Big Bad Wolf was never shot, and faeries aren't little twinkly things that live in flowers. Who's to say the same doesn't go for wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Unzipping Lips, Sinking Ships by darkmark111 reviews
Abandoned. Ron's gay and housing an escaped Japanese love slave in his dormitory, Hermione's a drug dealer, Draco is pregnant, the Shrieking Shack is a frat house, Snape is the school counselor, and then there's 'Dumblewhore'...sound interesting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005
Draco Dormiens by Professor R.J. Lupin w Prongs reviews
Warning: No Gryffindors in the whole story. Pure Slytherin humour.There may be a standalone sequel later that explains the scorchmark. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Once Upon A Warped Time by RivanKnight reviews
Chapter4 is up! Warped versions of fairy tales done the HP way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 2/17/2003
Cold as Life by Burn Sinister reviews
Blaise Zabini. Can a whore be taught to love? Slash, death and pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,278 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P.
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a safe place
Severus trys to remember, but can only remember blood. Very dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Severus S.
Letalis Eximo reviews
Harry laments and is free. Post war, Slash DMHP, HG?, suicide. The basic for a fic of mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The simple life reviews
SLASH Dboy and Eff are trying to get by in life. Dboy gets a job, Eff paints and everyone gets toast rating might go up
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Gone Cold reviews
Ginny reflects on her life and how it turned out. Post war, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Ginny W.
picture perfect reviews
SLASH Just an idea I had. My first harry potter fic, so be nice please! SSSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Voice reviews
[SLASH WARNING] How did D-boy meet eff? And why do they hate each other so much? rating will go up. NOW WITH SPELL CHECK
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
my boy reviews
Nailbunny worrys over Johnny. Just a poem I did one night, my 1st thing on ff.net so be kind.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005
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