The Wicked Wench of the West
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Joined 02-19-05, id: 762225
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Danny Phantom.

For a long time I have suffered from the dangerous disease known as obsession. I fall asleep at night, and instead of dreaming about boys, or college, or any number of "normal things," I find myself putting my favorite characters, whether they be from movies, television shows, or books, into a series of frightening fantasies that generally involve torture, pain,proportionally impossible amounts of blood, and situations that require a certain amount of kick-butt heroism, despite, and often encouraged by, the torture, pain, and proportionally impossible amounts of blood. Fortunately, they are all men, and they all somehow, in my dreams, look impossibly hot, whether dying, or suffering from low blood sugar.

Unfortunately, they never hook up with me. As much as I would love to sponge their feverish brows and cool their parched throats, my fantasies dissolve as soon as I step into them.

Which means, of course, that I have been forced out of my closet and into the wild world of fanfiction.

God help us all.


So who am I? Funny you should ask. I really couldn't tell you.

Actually, I can. I have no idea from what vestiges of my mind that came from. But, since I'm lazy, I'm going list style.

Sex: Wench

Occupation: Ticking people off in general (not my fault!) and driving my sister up the wall (a true profession, if there ever was one). Oh, that, and I'm a senior, if that explains any of my mental problems.

Height: 5'4"

Weight: Too heavy to sit on my cat but not heavy enough to put a dent in the linoleum.

Age: 18 (yeah, baby!)

Interesting shtuff: Nothing really. I don't have my license yet, but that doesn't seem to be much of a novelty anymore.

Obsessions: really, you think I'm going to tell you? I just recently came out of the closet. I'm still a bit gun-shy.

Wow. I'm a lot more annoying on paper than in real life. A bit hyper, I would wager (shut it MusicalLuna-I don't need any of your comments). Well, cheers and good luck reading my stuff, if I ever get around to writing any of my frightening nightmares down. Smooches and raspberries all around!


"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." -Dorothy Parker
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Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8491 - Favs: 10,120 - Follows: 7,610 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Danny Phantom: Do Overs by Catadmin reviews
Danny becomes ill after a fight with ghost cats, but that's the least of his problems. One of his worst enemies is removing both family & friends, part of a scheme to fix old mistakes & create a new future where Danny Phantom is no longer Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,416 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/4/2005
Frights, Cameras, Action! by WingsOfMorphius reviews
If Danny's normal troubles aren't enough, Suddenly movie cameras are all over Amity looking for the infamous Ghost Boy. Can Danny's identity stay secret with all eyes on him?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,773 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Black Clover by Inukocharm reviews
Jack's lifelong dream has been to study the RileyBijou Grand Hotel, the most haunted hotel in the world. And unfortunately for Danny, Jack's fondest wish has just come true...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,454 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
Ghost in the Shell by Madam Chaos Shadow reviews
Something is causing Danny's control over them to fluctuate, and in the midst of him losing his grip it seems Vlad has decided to make matters worse... [Dead Fic]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,370 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005
Addiction by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Humor. One shot. Bruce attempts to hide a secret. Easier said than done.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Ordinary World by Firestar9mm reviews
Jasmine Fenton is embarrassed by her family. But as she staggers under the strain of being the only normal Fenton, a term paper teaches her some interesting things about family, not just the ones we're born into, but the ones we make for ourselves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Two Roads Diverged by Ellen Brand reviews
Companion piece to The Beating of His Wings. Danny gets a Christmas visitor of his own...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
The Beating of His Wings by Ellen Brand reviews
A short little Christmas tale... well, the decorations are up in the malls!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
Well What I Mean To Say Is by Melethiel reviews
In real life, people are in no way confident when they pop the big question. Danny's confidence level is minus 67. He's blabbering away like an idiot. And Sam is trying to figure out exactally what it is he's trying to tell her. For my dad.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Diagnosis by USSManhattan reviews
A newly coupled Danny and Sam visit a doctor for an answer to the odd occurances happening since the first day of their hookup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Power of Love by Cyberwraith9 reviews
Drakken is close to victory, and the fate of the world is on the line! Can Kim Possible save the day without her team, or will the world finally know the true wrath of Doctor Drakken and his alliance of evil? [Completed]
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,928 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Complete
Into Their Own Hands by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Harry and the rest of the Weasley clan are sick of Ron and Hermione's fighting flirting so they decide to take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,145 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sorting Hat by Luinthoron reviews
Don't read if you're easily offended! :P Just a small funny thing that popped up in my head. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Complete
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The Right of It reviews
They stared at him, and suddenly, through the gaps in their arms, he spotted the camera. Danny choked, and found that he couldn't breathe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Danny F. - Complete
Feudal Fury reviews
When a ghost appears in Danny's kitchen one morning, a simple fight seems to take care of the problem. But the problem follows him to school where Tucker and Sam are left to deal with screaming classmates, an irate ghost, and a less than coherent Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
Shut Up and Say Something reviews
Sick of a moping, depressed Harry, Ron decides to take the mourning process into his own hands, only to find that his little “talk” with Harry has turned into something the whole house is going to hear. No slash because I don't like crushing my dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete