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Joined 02-20-05, id: 762509
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Sonic the Hedgehog, and MÄR.

WOAH, it's been a while, huh? Well, little update on my life... I saw Spider Man 3, and so you know I'm a HUGE Venom fan, and it was quite sad. I really expected a heck of a lot more from it... But seeing Toby McGuire go 'emo' was hilarious. Seriously. I'm not going to go into details about the movie, but I will say that Eddie Brock stole my heart because he's a jackass (and he says awsome stuff). Oh, and Peter vs Harry (NOT New Goblin vs Spider Man) was funny. The lines were funny, man. I mean, they were cheap funny and the battle was pretty cool... YEAH...

Okay, well, I've decided to do a little mini-series about a couple of my friends from indoor drum line and us making fun of Spider Man 3 as our own super heroes. Don't like it, don't read it.

Our Indoor Percussion Drumline thing, the Deadutante's ball, our worst week ever, on YouTube: (I'm the hippie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLdVUK22Dpk

Okay, in KADIE, chapter 3, Neji makes this over-ectatic expression, and not too amny people know much about MAR (I don't know how to do the 'A' thing), so here's a picture of the expression Neji had. Be prepared. It's funny if you have an imagination that can see Neji making this face/expression.

RANDOM other link to a NAruto Manga site...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars, Kyatsu-chan, spykitty

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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SpiderMan's Blog by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007
Know Your Stars: Sonic EditionPART II by Tailsie reviews
Hey, remember me? My first know your stars: sonic edition got deleted but I'm still continuing my mini legacy! Please read! And review! email me if you want me to send you the first one in case you haven't read it. WARNING: Severe stupidity.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006
That's MY book! by BlueBastard reviews
Sakura, tired and frustrated by her teammates and Kakashi, decides to steal one of her sensei's precious books. Will she regret it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Once Upon a Parchment by Aqua Alta reviews
To cleanse your soul is to cleanse your mind. Alviss always believes in those words. Is he too late to remember them?
MÄR - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
A Thousand Pieces by Aqua Alta reviews
Marchen Awakens Romance He does not know anything, including who he was, where he was. Yet there was one thing he knows: whenever he breaks, no matter into how many pieces, this man will.... Major Phantom x Alviss.
MÄR - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
If Bankotsu Were Gay by Tanuki Bot reviews
I had such a fun time writing this. To the song 'If You Were Gay' Read! OneShot!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
The Most Retarted Story Yet! by RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake reviews
This is sooooooooooooooo stupid. Kinda funny too. Please read this. DONT ASK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inner by dark Alley reviews
Sakura had an accident so Inner Sakura decided to come out to play.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The yaoi story to trump all yaoi stories by Cheese-is-good reviews
Exactly what the title says a story to make fun off all of the noobish yaoi stories out there. Rated T for Teens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Total Chaos by Egyptian Wolf reviews
What happens when you pull the YuGiOh characters out of whatever they were doing at the moment, and throw them into a small, cramped house with nothing to do but go insane? That's exactly what they do! For those who love random humour! Please R&R Day 6 up
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Go Fish by SpookyMoose reviews
Oneshot. For Marik and Bakura, even simple card games can be...interesting. Warning for language and vaguely slashy undertones.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
What They Think by Hinoto Nobukaze reviews
ONE SHOT. What do Naruto characters think of the fanfiction we write about them? Well, here's a chance to find out what they think! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Revival Of The Uchiha by driftingstar reviews
“Neji,” he spoke with a steady and serious tone, “will you help me revive my clan?” At age twelve, Sasuke’s ambitions were to revive his clan. Now at age 17, he is ready. Very slight, almost nonexistant NejiSasu. A Not What You Think fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Three Bedrooms, Two bathrooms, One dog by Mimi Ishida1 reviews
CHAPTER 5 UP 15 growing ninjas surviving in one house. How can one survive? Warning Yaoi Content, but theres also Het. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
I'm With Stupid by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
One shot :: Seto and Joey get trapped in a life 2gether, how will they get out and will Seto kill Joey? and why does Joey talk to his Red eyes black dragon? X-x' NON YAOI plz R n R ^^
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
Sakura Dies by Muffinkichi reviews
[Edited]One day...SAKURA DIES! Poking fun at our dear pink-haired shinobi. SasuNaru yaoi. Tasteful bashing...hopefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2003
Just Remember To Smile by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
Be scared.... Bakura Gets A JOB!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2003
DANGER! Yami’s At Work by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
Yami... Bakura... and Paint... NOT a good conbo!!!! Plz RnR :)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2003
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K A D I E reviews
KADIE is BY FAR the most screwed up school Neji had ever been sent to. Even worse, he's roomed with Gaara which is the last thing he wanted, not to mention everybody there is INSANE. AU&OOC! Random Pairings! WoW terms! T for cursing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Neji H.
Surrender reviews
[ONESHOT, SONGFIC, Surrender by Evanescence] Never had he thought that trusting Phantom one night, when all else seemed gone, really meant: As long as you're with me, you're mine. PhantomXAlviss [T for SAFETY! That's all.]
MÄR - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
House of the Insane reviews
What do you get when you lock Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke in a house together when they haven't seen Sasuke in the almost 3 years he was gone? THIS STORY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006
Three Wishes Can Really Screw You Up reviews
COMPLETE Some cursing, but not much. What happens when Naruto finds a genie bottle? Funny. Seriously. Random pairings. Slight SasuHina. Like I said. Random pairings. Stupid and out of boredom, but worth it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Deflating Shadow's Pride reviews
A really random, stupid fanfic about my FAVE Sonic character ever and how he completely makes a fool of himself .
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Shadow
That Scary Naruto Thing! reviews
The first Naruot fic I wrote. One of those 'It's so damn stupid it's funny' fanfics. Please read and don't get mad. I'm a huge fan and a huge dork, so you can't feel bad, eh? Just about if not everyone who's read it enjoyed it, so why not you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete