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Joined 03-09-16, id: 7625535, Profile Updated: 10-27-17
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Reader. Writer. Occasional artist. Collector of notebooks, sketchbooks, and writing journals. Neglector of fics. Lover of kit-kats and aph France.

Full time fangirl with a miriad of fandoms. Although I only have plans to write about Hetalia.

Hardcore ship some stuff...lowkey pair some stuff...got a couple notps (they know who they are and have been warned to stay away)

Please, if you read a fic, feel free to comment. (I'm not scary, I promise) I'll most likely reply and I love answering questions or at least trying to

There is an 87% percent chance I'll refer to my fics by their initials, because that's just what I do.


Fun facts about my fics!

It's an Awesome Life

If you're looking for an exact replica of 'It's a Wonderful Life', but with prucan, look no further: home girl's gotcha! If you wanted something different, look literally anywhere else.

This is only the second thing I ever finished, and my goal was to write it for nanowrimo 2016. I did not finish it in November, so I said 'No problem, I still have time.' But then my writing app crashed, and I lost everything. So I had to restart, from the beginning, with only two weeks left before I wanted to publish it. Might not be my best, but I love it anyway.

Loving and Being Loved

Angsty, super cheesy, France and England. With Francis depressed and both too afraid to admit they love each other.

First two chapters written just because, third added for the Entente Cordial, fourth kinda-sorta for the anniversary of the liberation of Paris and/or end of WWII.

Ich Liebe Dich

Fluffy GerIta, AusHun, and PruCan. In which Gilbert is Gilbert, Ludwig is Ludwig, Roderich is insecure, and nobody knows how to use a doorbell.

Written in like, three days, because I decided I wanted to write it for valentine's day on February 11th. (Real smart, me)

Et Caedis in Proximo (LatinVerse, part I)

Paranoid Alfred, missing Francis, secretive Arthur, annoyed Matthew, what's not to love?

Title translates to murderous neighbor, which doesn't sound nearly as cool. Don't ask what my inspiration for this fic was: it's super lame. This is the fic I would love to go back and read as a regular viewer instead of as the author, and is probably currently my favorite.

In other news, there is a Francis and Arthur centered prequel in the works, with plans to do a sequel as well.

The Prince and the Joker

Gilbert is supposed to protect Matthew, but falls in love instead.

Crappy summary is crappy. Short chapters are short. Written for prucan week. Not my favorite, I don't know why.


In the works

ECiP prequel

Christmas fic 2017

Hitman Jones

Kinda thinking about a prequel for The Prince and the Joker. Thoughts?

Maybe more, maybe less, who knows?

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The Call of the Wild by Shadowcatxx reviews
Omegaverse AU. When Arthur gets pregnant, he must hide it or be exiled. His one condolence is that Francis, the Alpha responsible, left without a word. Arthur needs to escape; Francis needs to belong. But when they're unexpectedly reunited, both of their resolves are tested—for better or worse. 15 years later, it's Al and Matt's turn to be tested. FRUK RUSAME PRUCAN FACE family :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,126 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 7/9/2016 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Heartbeat by pastaaddict reviews
No one is born with a heartbeat. The heart will only start beating when a person looks into the eyes of their soul mate. Everybody waits for that day but it's easy to lose hope. Ch1 SuFin, Ch2 Gerita, Ch8, PruCan, Ch9 UsUK, Ch16 Giripan, Ch17 RoChu, Ch32 Spamano, Ch34 IceLiech, Ch35 BelxOc. Fan art created by Bluebellerin on Deviantart! Rated T just to be sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 133,692 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Finland, Sweden] [N. Italy, Germany]
What About the Children? by EvanescingSky reviews
When London becomes a target of Nazi Germany, Mrs. Kirkland sends her two youngest sons away to the countryside to wait out the war. Life at Robinson House-a refuge for other London boys-falls into a predictable rhythm, until they receive an unexpected addition, right from the war front.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/8/2015 - England/Britain, America, France, Wales - Complete
Demain, Qui Sait? by roughdiamond5 reviews
Francis Bonnefoy, wedding planner, isn't quite ready for his first case after his wife's death. Arthur Kirkland, engaged to Alfred Jones, isn't quite ready for his own wedding.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,899 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [England/Britain, France] America - Complete
After Dark by Chi Yagami reviews
Orphaned at a young age, Romano is sent to Spain to work in a large castle owned by the reclusive Lord Carriedo. The lord himself is friendly, albeit stupid, at first glance, and Romano takes a liking to tending the large tomato garden. But the many rooms of the castle hold secrets, and, after dark, Romano's employer seems to become an entirely different person... Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,445 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
We'll never have a future if we don't remember the past by Canadaslighter reviews
"Our history is pretty messed up, compared to most couples, you know." "Our history is pretty good compared to most couples we know." In which we see the history of Prussia and Canada's relationship; the ups, the downs and the times when they just want to shoot each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - France, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Secret by chopper3419 reviews
Mattie is mad because Gil is keeping a secret. Human AU, child AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2015 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Inspired by p0ck3tf0x reviews
A series of one shots involving Canada and Prussia or, rather, Matthew Williams and Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 91,499 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
No One Heard Me Scream by FMB reviews
Gilbert is trapped in the horrible nightmares of a traumatic experience in his childhood and suffering from the recent death of a family member.However,he meets a beautiful and optimistic young man who proves to be able to turn his life upside-down.PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,041 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
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The Prince and the Joker reviews
The High Joker of the Four Kingdoms vows to protect the prince of Diamonds-Spades, but how far is he willing to go?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 10/2 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Loving and Being Loved reviews
In which England needs to help a friend, and France just needs to not be alone. Slight FrUK/UKFr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 1/31 - England/Britain, France
Et Caedis In Proximo reviews
When Alfred F Jones' next door neighbor goes missing, he's convinced that not only is he dead, but that the husband is to blame. If only he could prove it. PruCan. UkFr
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21 - Japan, England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
ICH LIEBE DICH reviews
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in german because life is also terrifying and confusing. GerIta. AusHun. PruCan. Pure fluff with a touch of angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14 - Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
It's an Awesome Life reviews
Gilbert, desperate and depressed on Christmas eve, is about to commit suicide when he meets a man who claims to be his guardian angel and somehow knows everything about him. Based on It's a Wonderful Life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/14/2016 - [Prussia, Canada] England/Britain, Russia - Complete