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Joined 02-20-05, id: 762583
Author has written 38 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Time Machine, Les Miserables, Woman in White, Watership Down, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Lord of the Rings, Fairly OddParents, and Star Wars.

Hello...

Due to an unforeseen disruption in the SFFTTTOTE (Sci-Fi Fans Trying To Take Over The Earth), I am going to retire. I may, MAY, update Phelan and/or some other fic(s)for the sake of my compatriots, but that will be it for now. Please understand that this is for the greater good of nerds everywhere.

-M.

Postus Scriptorus!

To anyone who thinks that I am some anti-non-Christian personage, I’m not. The personage who wrote the review saying such was not speaking with clarity. Actually, she didn’t even know me and the whole mess was a confusion-alistic one. So, everything is actually happy and 19!

I just make ‘em shiny.

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Down We Fall by InvaderSplee reviews
Title changed! Everyone now knows Sam's rich. Soon popularity goes to her head and she insults Tucker and Danny, leaving Danny very upset and angry. Will their friendship survive? Will a depressed Danny ever forgive Sam? R&R! slight humor, bit of angst
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,199 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/20/2005
Unwelcome by CrystalFNfire reviews
A friend of Legolas, a human girl comes to Mirkwood to visit the elf's home. Unfortunately, the other elves are not as happy to have her as the prince is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
O Brother Where Art Thou? by CrystalFNfire reviews
Aragorn has always been protective of people in his charge, but why? One night, he sits down and tells Legolas a story of his past. He was not always a ranger. He had a mother... a brother... Finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,673 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Nora: The Beginning by Piratica reviews
Oh god, it's being rewritten. It's better now, I promise. Nora Johnson, 13, gets stuck in Middle Earth. 10th walker, includes book and movie, vaguely entertaining nonetheless. Also needs a better title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/29/2004
His Shakespearean Tragedy by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
The mysteries of the Phantom's past are unlocked as he lay dying. As the memories flood in we are acquainted with an ugly young boy, a very unhappy Daae, and a gentle, taciturn apothecary... *NEWLY REFURBISHED!*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/9/2005
Lord of the Rings Musical Songs by CrystalFNfire reviews
More songs for all of you! They're just take offs of songs from Broadway musicals that I think the characters of Tolkien would sing if they were in a musical. NEW SONG: LOVELY LADY
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005
Sacred by AslanHeart reviews
Erik must come to terms with his past and make decisions for his future. Spiritual & religious elements involved. Angst and fluff...the best of both worlds! PLEASE READ & REVIEW! COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 74 - Words: 189,196 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Erik and the XMen by eepybird reviews
The Phantom of the Opera suddenly finds himself in the 21st century, where the Xmen take him in until they can figure out how to return him to his novel. The results are odd, to say the least...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005
A Thorn Defends by Mizamour reviews
[Snow White from the Queen's perspective] I would look at her and see the life in her eyes and send her out into the garden, away from these dark halls. Sometimes I would watch her. It was the closest I got to the sun.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Fanfic 100 Drabble Challenge by Nota Lone reviews
A collection of Pimpernelrelated drabbles, all derived from the book. Below is a blanket rating, individual stats with each drabble. 85 To Go!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005
Confessions of a Confused Teenager, Book One by Kaisa Enara reviews
Alee's a normal middle school girl having a bad day. And then she falls into Middle Earth. Bet you didn't see that one coming. Last chapter finally posted!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,753 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
The Sisterhood and the Charries from BMM by L-X-R reviews
The sisterhood and the Charries from BooksMoviesMusicals. Combined are PotO, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Veggietales, and Starwars.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
The Corpse Bride's Poem by L-X-R reviews
Title says all. Bit of humor in it.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
I Always Think Of You by L-X-R reviews
A Poem. Wow. OK, It's a poem taken from the mother's point of view when she writes letters to Frankie.
Dear Frankie - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Too real to be a Shadow by L-X-R reviews
A poem about how the Shadow Children feel. Something like that. Whatever. Just read it...
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Scipio by L-X-R reviews
A poem about Scipio. 'Tis all...
Thief Lord - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
The Midnight School for Vampires by L-X-R reviews
Title says all. Join Emma and her friends as she tries to survive this school for vampires. Note: Better chapters as the story goes along.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005
The Endless Manuscript by Nota Lone reviews
[Farenheit 451 can you belive there's not a catagory for this?] A oneshot based on my theory that the old woman is Beatty's gradeschool teacher.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Unwanted by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
A short poem about Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, and how their unwanted. RR
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Morgan Le Fay by L-X-R reviews
Didn't know where else to stick it. Here you go, a poem about Morgan Le Fay.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Enchanted by Mizamour reviews
[Ella Enchanted] A series of drabbles from minor characters' povs. They too now have freedom to tell their tales.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006
Would you like fries with Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
The sequal to The Phantom of... Oh look a birdie. All the random jobs Christine gets.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
Happy, Pukey Drivel! by La Javert reviews
Eoh it's a positively DELICIOUS day in Paris! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Javert and Marius are off to find ice cream. With what merry adventures shall this Dynamic Duo be met? c. 1998, when I'd really, REALLY had it with fan fiction
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Javert, Marius
They Were Once Elves by CrystalFNfire reviews
Orcs. What made them who they are? Mental or physical torture? Or is it something more? More importantly, can they be redeemed from the darkness?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The ad for the CabbageRose by L-X-R reviews
Dedicated to a picture of a rose that I drew but it turned out to look like a cabbage. I was bored. Please enjoy. only one chappy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Observations of A Dead Man of Wax by Nota Lone reviews
A short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
LOTR from ze point of view of a hunk o warm cheese by A Hunk of Warm Cheese reviews
UPDATED! I am a hunk of warm cheese. It may not be long before I am eaten or likewise meet my fate. I present to you my story, LOTR from the point of view of a humble hunk of warm cheese.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
The Silken Mask by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
The Book begins, MM Debienne and MM Poligny are retiring, Christine wakes bewildered in the arms of a clueless Mama Velarius, what happened that night? Chapter Two is up!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Christine
Lovely Convicts by eepybird reviews
A parody on Lovely Ladies from Les Miserables, the musical.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Canterbury Fails by Mizamour reviews
[Canterbury Tales] Satire of CT, wrote in Chaucer's style
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? by Nota Lone reviews
Which details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Erik - Complete
Elaine by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
This is the tragic story of Elaine, told by mio, half the beautiful poem of The Lady of Shallot. Please Review!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Phanty Claus! by Nota Lone reviews
It's the wonderful song, Phantom of the Opera, but all about the other man in a red suit [the one slightly less skeletal]!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
In Your Arms by GerryPhan reviews
Oneshot. Suprise Ending! A short on Erik and Christine after her return till his death. Please Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Purgatory by Zerbinetta reviews
FINISHED 21st October 2005: Her illusions shattered as there is a choice between Heaven and Hell, three souls recall entering Purgatory. Told from several POV. From Christine´s arrival to the Opera to after the Point of No Return.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,017 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Gone and Never forgotten by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
After a night of anger and hate, the three part. Only to regret their decisions, and let their hate, or maybe love for each other grow to an omnipotent force, drawing them together again.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Music by Legwarmer reviews
Is music always as happy as the Phantom pretends? What is music like, then? Music is what survives the crying and the depressed. Short poem about those people's music.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Erik - Complete
Many Faces by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
The Dark Side by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
UPDATED! Anakin, and Dustfinger have floated to a small planet in the vicinty of Beetle Juice, where a little has read a strange note.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Ode to a Snozzcumber by Nota Lone reviews
BFG, how could there not be a BFG catagory? Anywho, insanity in lymrick. :D Math gets tiresome...
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005
Nursery Rhymes by Nota Lone reviews
Remember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little Lamb
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
To Rule In Silver by Mizamour reviews
Drabble. Piece from the Christian King's perspective...
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005
Dandy Boy Webber by Barricade.Boys reviews
I got this absolutely stupid idea from singing “Angel of Music” to my cats while vacuuming the living room. I guess I assumed that nobody could hear me.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005
I'll Leave a Candle Burning by Nota Lone reviews
It's not that Christine's afraid of the dark... RC and EC fluff, Leroux novel based
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2005
A Random Congregation by Nota Lone reviews
This is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&R
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
The phantom of the Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
COMPLETE! The Story of The Phantom of the Opera. Except Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Past The Point Of Tax Return by Nota Lone reviews
What ALW would have written, had he been a disgruntled accountantconsultant. Parody of PONR
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005
SlightlyAngsty Spirit of the Choir Room by Nota Lone reviews
Two girls annoy Erik, Raoul, and Christine in the middle of the RaoulChristine love scene. Oh, dear. They're baaaaack.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
Aragorn: King by Piratica reviews
Well, I don't know why I'm updating this. Especially in the middle of summer. But, I am sure there are people out there that agree with me that it is never too early for Christmas songs. Of course, there is such a thing as too late. Which is what this is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
A Grave Man by Mizamour reviews
[Romeo & Juliet] Mercutio. A take on why he lived his life as he did... laughing to live. From Romeo's perspective.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
An Observation by Nota Lone reviews
If we have learned any thing from le Phantom it is that not all is as it seems. The ponderings of a private eye on the death of Buquet and Pigani's chance of survival. Leroux novel
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Wizard of FOP by superdork398 reviews
This is pretty much your classic Wizard of Oz except with a Fairly Odd twist. Please R&R! NOTE: Sprinkles [dorkwhatever's sister] is not happy with the lack of reviews for the chapters she wrote. Review now or doom shall rain down upon you, like anvils.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Noldolante by Nyeren reviews
Oneshots: An attempt to capture the regrets and contemplations of various Noldili. III: Edrahil
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005
Creatures of the Night and Afternoon In Lit Class by Mizamour reviews
Various Frankenstein creatures from many different versions are all together in one place... angstness and parodying ensues.
Frankenstein - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
Lord of the Miserable, The Fellowship by M. Mabeuf reviews
What happens when you combine Fellowship of the Ring and Les Miserables?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Van Helsing and the Ngaurhoth by L-X-R reviews
What if Van Helsing had to go and help Samwise Gamgee's sons and daughters defeat the Ngaurhoth. If you don't know what a Ngaurhoth is, READ THE STORY. And review of course. This is G.CPE's story, not LXR's.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
How to do it by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Have u ever wanted to kill Raoul? Erik does, infact he is...So why is it taking him more than 1 chapter? Chapter 3 is up! Can Nadir help?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Pirates! by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Erik is bored, again, and now in a lair...lab. Syen makes a dramatic entrence, and Lahz is a hero. Chapter 8 is up! RR
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Metamorphosis by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005
The Third Child by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
I'm writting a series of poems of all the characters in 'The Shadow Children'. Newest poem: Jen.Please RR
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Exnay by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
These are the thoughts of a third child. Please Reiview!
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005
Sacrifice by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Erik is shown the future and must decide the fates of Raoul, Christine and himself! Written for the PFN Morbidity Writing Contest.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2005
Three Month's Pause by Arda Silverlace reviews
What happened during those uncharted months between the heartbreaking moments atop the Opera House roof and the Masquerade Ball? Erik wasn't as idle as Christine thought...he didn't spend all his time working on the score of Don Juan, but rather watching
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Red and Cluck by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
The little red hen, Knowing her wrong, has returned to the barnyard. YAY! This is the last chapter, so please review! New song: Forget about the Grain.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
You Get Accustomed to the Smell by Mizamour reviews
[Les Mis] A short musicalinspired fic from Thenardier's perspective... dark and pretty AU.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005
Comments on Fish Real Estate by Mizamour reviews
What the title says... just something I felt like writing.
Finding Nemo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Happily Ever After? by The Lark reviews
Christine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
Crushing Hands by Mizamour reviews
Gollum’s pov. His escape from Baraddur. Rated for disturbing imagery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Gollum, Smeagol
Never by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Valjean is dead, and Cosette can't accept that.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Cosette, Valjean
The Requiem by Nyeren reviews
The Phantom wrote two Masses Requiem and Wedding and Christine was forced to choose between them. Now, many years later, one of them will at last be heard. LerouxWebber
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Life is a Masquerade by PollyJean'sKomeda reviews
This is a poem I wrote based on the song "Masquerade" by Andew Loyed Webber. Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2005
A Dread Pirate, A Drunk Pirate, and A Dead Pirate by Nota Lone reviews
A crossover between Pirates of the Carribean and Princess Bride. :) Rating for constant drunkenness and some (semi)dead people. Also for insanity not sutable for little chitlens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
The Revenge of the Fop by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Raoul's revenge on a man who buys HIS pair of slippers HE wanted. They were HIS! Now COMPLETE! Please review! I LOVE reviews! New! The Raoul Song!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Phantom Excuses by Music Angel no. 24601 reviews
Phantom'fant-empn- the coolest dude ever! And my reason for why I can never do things right. Excuseik-'skyusn - what I tell anyone who ever asks something from me and I can't give provide. Happens surprisingly often. These dictionary definitions bro
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
All My Love by Kiwi Anime reviews
Yet another Erik poem to float around I wrote it for a school project where we had to write a poem in iambic pentameter with a unique rhyming scheme. Observe the rhyming scheme it's neat.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Haunted by Hriviel reviews
So the Opera Ghost really existed. But what if this apparition wasn't whom we expected it to be? A certain French journalistnovelist we all know is about to discover the tragic and haunting truth behind the legendary Phantom of the Opera. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Christine - Complete
Of Pixie Dust and Flying Broom by Phillippa of the Phoenix reviews
You should never wander into the world of fairy tales without something to guide you.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Juror Number Nine by Mizamour reviews
A poem from the perspective of Twelve Angry Men’s Juror Number Nine, about why he willingly believed the witnesses’ lies.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2005
Her Mind then Snapped, Like a Dry and Brittle Twig by Nota Lone reviews
It is my pleasure to inform you that Erik has been transported to LotR by way of Improbability Drive. Raoul will soon go somewhere even less pleasant. Have a nice day. ((BOOM))
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
Jesus Montetra by GhephiGirl reviews
This a poem of Jesus, my Lord and Savior that I did in Montetra format. Comments Welcome. Hope you like it.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2005
Napoleon Dynamite's Ode to Curly Fries by Allison Chains reviews
Napoleon reads a poem. My first Fanfic!
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
The Foppish Kind of Love by r0seinmisery reviews
A hopeless parody of who, or what, Raoul's true love must be. It was written under the influence of Vanilla Coke. My first venture into Phantom phics.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005
Grima's Grisly Mistake by Erestor reviews
AU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Grima W., Saruman - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
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Phelan reviews
Don Juan turns out diferent... and Erik never shows up... strange happenings...Chapter 13, at last.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Christine
POTO Help Line reviews
Why do you think all the POTO characters had such a hard time? Well, they had ME as their advisor. Page 11 is here to scare you.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Erik, Christine
ASG: Being the tale of an OC reviews
Not all OCs are Mary Sues! See for yourself!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Phantom of the Opera vs Raul de Chaney reviews
That's just so like life, isn't it? I mean, you get through battling your enemy to save your girl, and what happens? He takes you to court!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005
Cat's Eyes reviews
Aysha's story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
The Phantom of the 1950s Flop reviews
What if POTO was a lame 1950s play? Bad songs and bad acting...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
A Story Without a Point reviews
Title says all. Do R and R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
I Love You, Mommy reviews
Madeline adopts another child, but hopes that her own son will come back. However, her new daughter has other plans.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Churning reviews
I turned a sad song from Les Mis into one about milk and butter... Boy do I need help...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
The Love of a Lifetime reviews
Chritsine returns to the lair after the mob has done its work, yes I know there's 1000 of these, but this time there's a twist. What is the metalic box? Who are the men in white jackets?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Christine - Complete
The Empire Strikes Out, as Does Everyone Else reviews
A tribute to my brother's obcession. A Jedi named Jed, Obiwan's fatherly side, Don Juan, what next?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Feral reviews
The story of how Erik first came to the opera movie version.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Madame Giry, Erik
A Very Erik TAIL? reviews
My Fairie reletives are always getting involved with POTO. This is a balled about one of their pranks.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/28/2005
Crabby reviews
What if Christine was a crab and hated everyone, and everything?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2005
The Royal Person of the Shiny Object I: reviews
A retelling of LOTR that is totally random. I finished chap. 2 finally! If I spell the names wrong feel free to correct me. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
Phantom of the opera retold again reviews
A new take on an old story. An old take on a new fic. A weird author gets weirder and offends more people. Please review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
A Sound So Sweet! reviews
Some sounds are sweeter that music! Some beauties too beautiful! Some fics best left in the head of the insane author who lives off cheese. Hehehe!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
The Secret File of Fluff reviews
When searching for ancient documents, I came upon a terrible file. DO NOT READ! THE FLUFF, IT BURNS!Chapter 3, EOW Fluff is posted. I would not suggest reading it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
A Story With A Moral reviews
A 'Dirty Beasts' style ditty on the time when Erik decided that the chandelier was in the way.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/7/2005
The Tragic True Saga of Fantine's Teeth reviews
Yes, this can happen. A totally random, rather stupid, almost funny one shot on teeth!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Fantine, Javert - Complete
Arachibutyrphobia reviews
Erik and Christine are snowed in the opera. They decide to have a nice, romantic time when suddenly... This is a real Phobia that doctors treat. I didn't make it up.Chapter 2 is here.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Christine, Erik
Raoul's Story reviews
Raoul tells his story. (Huge Raoul bashing!) Fops ensue. Can Raoul get stupider?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
Ian confusion reviews
Has any one seen the Les Mis w Ian Holm as M. Thernardier? Well, what if this causes some confusion.... R&R please. I'm a gready wretch for reviews. LOL.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/12/2005
Cosmo's Aria reviews
If Cosmo decided to write an aria, this would probably be it!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Cosmo
Battle's Price reviews
Is the battle's price worth the prize? Is there even a prize?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
The Happy Hip Hopping Hobbit Song reviews
A little song of randomness that I wrote randomly at a random time in a random place. Please review at random with random things to say!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Little Lottie reviews
I wasn't going to write fics for a while, but I had to post this. It's about how silly Lottie is. I hope you'll enjoy. Ta-ta!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/13/2005
The Songs of Chippy reviews
Chippy the opera squirrel has written some songs that will give various broadway characters a chance to sing things they normally don't! Please review!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/9/2005
The Tragedy reviews
What happened after Fiver and the other rabbits left, (through the eyes of another animal.) Better than the summary, please read!
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
Tallyho and Away We Go! reviews
The sub title for this is Why Erik Should NEVER get Drunk. Sort of explains itself, eh? Be nice please! Chapter 2 is here. Ta-ta!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Valjean reviews
A poem about the conversion of Jean Valjean
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/26/2005
Eloi Song reviews
A poem about the Eloi and their fears.
Time Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2005
Ann reviews
A short poem in memory of the wretched Woman in White. Please read and review! (PG for death)
Woman in White - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Story of Chippy reviews
We all know the story of Erik, the freakish masked man, Christine, the brainschallenged divawannabe, and Raoul, the foppish aristo. However, who knows the story of Chippy the opera squirrel? Ending is completed. Plese review. Oh, and read it of
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Dribble, or Les Mis doggerel reviews
Les Miserables character sketches in doggerel format. Need I say more? Be nice, I already know that they're not very good (but I couldn't resist posting them!)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/23/2005
I Tell You, Kemp! reviews
Dr. Griffin tells Dr. Kemp a few things.
Time Machine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005
Les Mikado reviews
What do you get when Christine is a fan-dancing beauty, Erik is her gardian (and the Lord High Exicutioner,) and Raoul is none other than the SON of HIS MAGESTY THE MIKADO? Chaos and wierd songs ensue.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2005
The Errors of Love reviews
A bit of jolly poetry about flowers and love and some such tomfoolery! (Darn kids these days! &) It Rhyms! It's a poem! YAY! La-la-la-la-la!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
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