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Joined 02-20-05, id: 762781, Profile Updated: 07-28-16
Author has written 17 stories for Sweeney Todd, Fallout, Portal, Team Fortress 2, and Overwatch.

Hi, my name is Varg. I like writing and lots of other things. Sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't, so there are lengths of time where nothing happens and then a bunch of stuff happens at once.

I have a writing blog where sometimes I post things or answer questions. That one is varg-writes over on tumblr. I also have a personal blog where I talk about random things if you're interested in a tumblr buddy, and that one is just vargrimar. I mainly reblog Portal, TF2, Sherlock, Undertale, Gotham, and other things I find pretty. I have a terrible tendency to drop off of the face of the earth a lot, so don't worry if I disappear for several weeks at a time. Usually that means life has become overwhelming and I actually have to participate.

Credit for Sing, Nightingale's cover art goes to Rubitrightintomyeyes (tumblr), Wheatley Warm Ups' goes to Firiami (tumblr), and Mister Self Destruct's goes to Glacialisxqadira (also tumblr).

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Revel by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
Swiftly, he wraps an arm around her waist and bends his knee to dip her, using the hand she extended to him to anchor her around his neck. He kisses her, and she doesn't feel the ground beneath her, soaring under his touch. NSFW Symmetra/Junkrat
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/28 - [Sayta V./Symmetra, J. Fawkes/Junkrat] Hana Song/D. Va, Lúcio S.
Story time by Starswirling reviews
Just some fluffy domestic Chelley drabbles. I may add others to this and the rating may change. I have no beta so sorry in advance for any errors!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Mechanophilia by renegademechanic reviews
While in charge of the facility, Wheatley finds a program that produces some ...interesting effects on its test subject(s). Being written for portalkink, rating will change to M in the future. Pairing is chassis Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Wheatley, Chell] GLaDOS - Complete
Dangerous by aimorai reviews
A normally practical mage struggles with the burdens of love and duty - neither of which she asked for. Alistair/Amell/Zevran love triangle developing. Of course, Bioware owns all of the non-original characters and settings within; I just borrow them!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,713 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Amell, Alistair
Telling the Difference by reverse-mermaid reviews
Wheatley struggles with distinguishing the testing itch from the human itch. Chell lends a hand.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Protocol by laceycake reviews
Chell's worked so hard to solve his tests, and Wheatley decides that a little reciprocation is in order. Sorta-Chelley. Android!Wheatley. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Good Partner by whocares10315 reviews
Stan can't escape the fact that he and Craig are paired up, and maybe doesn't care so much anymore. But now he has to figure out if Craig is going to be a good partner or not…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Closeness and Cleverness by Vaetra reviews
Another -dare I say it?- collection of the usual angsty, depressing, odd, at times romantic one-shots. Some Sweenett and some not. And these aren't even semi connected...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Slogans by Defying.Expectations reviews
Mrs. Lovett decides that she needs a new slogan for her pies, and asks Sweeney Todd for his help. Takes place immediately after A Little Priest. Sweenett/Toddvett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Lucien's Luck by Jordy Trent reviews
This one's no amateur, no freelancer come to your room by chance. His name, in the language of High Rock, means luck. His first name means light. Ironic, isn't it? He has never walked in the light, and as for the other one...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Cuddle by pinkeop reviews
Mr. Todd wasn't a touchy-feely sort of bloke.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Colors by In His Eyes reviews
Even in his shaded world, amid black, gray, and dusty white, Sweeney knows the weight of colors. Mild STL.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Sanguine by Morrigain Sangre reviews
He was at the door.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Tweek has a dirty little secret. Something he does when nobody else is around. His own personal guilty pleasure. And boy does it bring him pleasure. He’d be so ashamed if anyone found out…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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Your Body Is a Weapon reviews
Junkrat joins the team. Symmetra absolutely hates him. Post-Recall and Alive. Slow-burn Junkrat/Symmetra. Series of connected vignettes and drabbles that will outline the development of an odd and gradual relationship. Alternatively, "In which Junkrat grows on Symmetra like an undesirable plant on the sidewalk and she copes with it in progressively worsening ways."
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 159,875 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 6/4 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Sayta V./Symmetra]
Fortnight reviews
It's been two weeks since Jamison has seen Satya, and he is quite eager. Junkrat/Symmetra. Light bondage.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Sayta V./Symmetra] - Complete
Strive reviews
Symmetra is perfect, and Junkrat isn't going to argue. Sweet self-indulgence. Junkrat/Symmetra.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Sayta V./Symmetra] - Complete
Tongue reviews
In which Symmetra receives an Australian kiss. Something else quick and dirty. Junkrat/Symmetra.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Sayta V./Symmetra] - Complete
Mouth reviews
Junkrat never imagined she'd be so good with her mouth. Something quick and dirty; Junkrat/Symmetra.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Sayta V./Symmetra] - Complete
Shouldn't reviews
In a foreign body, Wheatley does not belong. Human!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22 - [Wheatley, Chell] - Complete
Sing, Nightingale reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Wheatley Warm Ups reviews
A project from my writeblog on tumblr. Drabbles and ficlets starring everyone's favorite dork. All are written from submitted prompts of some kind. Lots of Chelley abound with unabashed fluff. Most involve Nightingale!verse's humanised Wheatley, but a some don't. Rated M for adult situations.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Beg reviews
Wheatley has rather poor willpower. Originally inspired by a text post by persephonegoestohell on tumblr about Wheatley begging. Human!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - [Wheatley, Chell] - Complete
Temperature Consistency
Wheatley wakes up on Christmas morning. Written for the 2015 Portal Secret Santa on tumblr. Unabashed fluff. Human!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4 - [Wheatley, Chell] - Complete
Exemplary reviews
Wheatley's been drinking. Tiny drabble for new years from my writeblog. Human!Wheatley/Chell. Rated for adult content.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Wheatley, Chell] - Complete
Mister Self Destruct reviews
Aperture Science is slowly beginning to self-destruct under Wheatley's neglect. He's being consumed by power and madness, and needs more solution euphoria. He'll do anything to make sure his needs are met. Non-con, BDSM, Android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,487 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell] - Complete
Clockwork Blue reviews
In the age of steam powered machines, Cave Johnson creates an entourage of automatons to help him in Aperture Science's crusade against Black Mesa. Wheatley, his newest creation, is to spearhead the effort with his Blue Matter Core - but unlike other automatons, this metal man has the capacity to feel. [ClockworkAndroid!Wheatley/Chell]
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Wheatley, Chell] Cave Johnson, GLaDOS
I Can't Decide reviews
Spy finds himself feeling hollow after the war. He knows Sniper feels hollow, too.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
All These Things That I've Done reviews
Billy Creel isn't a saint. He's done a lot in his life. With Maggie, he's determined to keep on the straight and narrow. The wanderer really isn't helping. A string of tiny slapdash vignettes that make up a story in the end. Billy/FLW, Billy/various OCs.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer
Letter reviews
The barber finds a letter within his parlor. AU. Light Todd/Lovett. A few allusions to "Answer."
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Answer reviews
The barber tends to make conversation a bit difficult sometimes. Todd/Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete